**Jim Ross and Joel Gertner make there way to the ring to call the show as Pyros go off and the fans go nuts as EHW Cyberslam is set to begin.**

JR: "Welcome everyone to EHW Cyberslam!! We are coming to you tonight from beautiful from Seattle, Washington! It is going to be a great show, hello everyone I am Jim Ross along with. . "

JG: "And well, well, well. It is I the quitessential studmuffin; Joel 'we are here to night at Cyberslam and when the ladies always let me click there mouse, while I go up their blouse! And they always like to tour around cyber space, while I upload in their FACE!' Gertner."

JR: "You are a sick man and you need some professional help. Anyway like I said earlier, we are going to have a great show but there is controversy surrounding tonight's main event. Bret Hart who on Friday Fury turned on his partner the Sandman and tonight is stealing the Sandman's world title shot which he earned back at our last pay per view King of the DeathMatches by defeating Bret Hart in the finals. Bret, after costing Sandman the tag team titles, put him in the Sharpshooter until Sandman fractured his leg and sprained his knee. He is out for quite a while."

JG: "Well, Bret Hart being the opportunist that he is and since he hates the Sandman saw a way to get back the World Title that he held two times prior and he took it and now to the Hitman goes the spoils."

JR: "Yes, but he still has to go through, who many people are calling the greatest EHW World Champion of all time, Sid Vicious. But enough talking lets go to the ring for our first match."

**HHH's music hits and he comes out to the ring soaking wet with Stephanie McMahon. He gets in the ring and yells at the fans who are booing him. Disco Inferno's music hits and he comes out to the ring with Madusa. The fans cheer for Madusa and yell for her to show her tits! But Disco will have none of it and sets Madusa down in a chair at ringside.**

HHH and Disco lock up, HHH sucker punches Disco, whips him off the ropes and hits a high knee to the face of Disco Inferno. HHH picks him up and attempts a suplex but Disco blocks it and gives HHH a brainbuster. Disco signals for the end of the match early, he picks HHH up and goes for the Last Dance but HHH falls to his knees and hits a low blow on Disco. Then HHH hits his patented knee drop, he goes for the cover but Madusa gets up on the mat and gets the ref's attention with her Government Issued Bazookas. HHH gets up runs and dropkicks the ref into Madusa knocking both of them out. Disco gets to his feet, Stephanie tosses a chair to HHH, he goes to nail Disco with it but misses, Disco turns him around and gives him the Last Dance!! He covers him but the ref is struggling to get to his feet from the run in with Madusa, Disco gets up and tries to revive the ref when he turns around HHH grabs the chair and nails Disco with it in the stomach, he gets to his feet and hits the Pedigree! 1..2…3! HHH wins.

JR: "What a surprise HHH gets a win by cheating. Him and that jisabell are running rampid here in EHW and no one has stopped him."

JG: "Oh, quit focusing on the negative Ross, hey did you look at Madusa hmm, god bless America."

**The ring is cleared and tables are set up all over the ring as DDP's music hits. He comes out to the ring as pyros go off, gets in the ring and makes the sign of the diamond cutter on the second ropes of the ring. The Wall's music hits and the monster comes out to the ring making the sign of the Chokeslam. He gets in the ring and he and DDP go right at each other.**

Both men go fist to fist and The Wall comes out to the winner of the fist fight and powerslams DDP to the mat. He picks DDP up, whips him off the ropes and attempts a clothesline but DDP ducks he goes off the other ropes and goes for a cross body block but the Wall catches him and gives him a Scott Hall like fallaway slam. The Wall brings a table in the ring and signals for the Chokeslam but then the lights go out. No one knows what is going on when SURVIVE IF I LET YOU is heard throughout the arean and when the lights come back on TAZZ IS IN THE RING!! The Wall sees him and goes for a clothesline but Tazz ducks and gives him a German Tazzplex. DDP gets up and Tazz gives him a T-bone Tazzplex through the table!! The Wall gets to his feet and back peddles towards Tazz and. . Tazz locks on the Tazzmission!!! HE CHOKES OUT THE WALL! Tazz's music comes on as he releases the hold. He raises his arms up in the air and the crowd goes nuts! Tazz leaves and goes to the back to a standing ovation from the crowd.

JG: "Tazz just choked out the 7 feet tall Human Wall! Just imagine what he'll do to the rest of the competition here in EHW!"

JR: "I can't believe it, Tazz has arrived in EHW! Wow, he will be in the title hunt before you know it."

**The Lions Den Cage is spotlighted in the corner of the arena as Ken Shamrock's music hits, he comes out and goes to the cage. He gets in the ring and just stares at the ring entryway waiting for Vampiro. The lights go out and green spotlights come on as Vampiro's music hits, he comes out to the cage with a demonic smile on his face. He climbs to the top of the cage and jumps down to the floor and the match is ready to begin.**

JR: "Remember the only way to win is to knock your opponent unconscious or to make him tap out."

**Al Snow's music comes on and The Job Squad the EHW Tag Team Champions come out to the ring. Al Snow holds up Head in the air with the tag team title wrapped around the forehead of Head. Then Hardcore Holly grabs a mic.**

Holly: "Ya know, I am not one to give this team too much credit, but we are so damn great that we have scared off all the competition here in EHW for the Tag Team Division. And you can't have a ppv without the Tag Team Titles being on the line lets face the facts. So me and my partner Al are going to issue an open challenge to anyone in the back that that fat ass Paul Heyman can dig up to come out here and take us on."

**Paul E. comes out to the ring with a mic in his hand.**

Paul E: "You two are willing to face any two people?"

Holly: "That's right tubby, anyone."

Paul E: "Well, okay then I think I just digged two old friends of EHW up."

**Walk by Pantera comes on and Rob Van Dam and Sabu with Bill Alfonso come running out to the ring!!!**

They get in the ring and dropkick the tag champs on their asses! Alfonso slides a table in the ring and sets two up on the outside and tosses in two chairs. Sabu whips Holly off the ropes and spine busters him! He sets up a chair, goes off the ropes, and hits his Triple Jump Moonsault! RVD lays some hards kicks on Al Snow, Van Dam picks up a chair and throws it at Al Snow's head, Al catches it and RVD hits the Van Daminator! Sabu shoves Hardcore Holly onto the table Alfonso, he sets up the chair again, goes off the ropes and, OFF THE CHAIR, OFF THE ROPES, ARABIAN FACE BUSTER LEGDROP WITH A CHAIR THROUGH THE TABLE!

JR: "Dear God! Holly has been broken in half!"

RVD sets up the table and lays Al Snow on it in the middle of the ring, Sabu and RVD climb to the top rope on opposite sides of the ring and. . DOUBLE SENTON SPLASH ON AL SNOW THROUGH THE TABLE!! The British Bulldog and Disco Inferno run out to the ring and take the Job Squad away. They get a few feet away from the ring when, RVD leaps to the top rope and hits a SUMMERSAULT PLANCHA ON THE ENTIRE EXTREME TASK FORCE!!! He pops up to his feet and rolls back in the ring where Fonzie has a mic.

Alfonso: "We'll see your ass on Friday Fury baby!"

RVD: "That's right, the original RVD is back in town. And I brought back my bud Sabu and come fury those belts are ours, because we are The Whole F'N Team!"

**The ETF hobbles to the back aided by medics and Walk by Pantera comes back on as RVD and Sabu pose for the crowd and get huge applause from everyone in the crowd as the Hall of Famer returns to EHW.**

JR: "I can't believe this, first Tazz now the Original Hall Of Fame Rob Van Dam has come out of retirement and has returned to EHW with Sabu to win the EHW Tag Team Titles from the Job Squad."

JG: "They may be the Whole F'N Team, but the ladies know me as the Whole Kilbasa!"

JR: "Damnit, stop putting these sick pictures in our heads. Anyway folks, our next match is going to be a 2 out of 3 falls match for the EHW Television and Intercontinental Titles between the IC Champion Kanyon and the seemingly unstoppable Rock."

**The Rock's music hits and he comes out to the ring and the crowd goes ballistic!! He gets to the ring and stands on the top rope looking out to the crowd as they are still going nuts. The Wolfpac's music hits and Kanyon comes out to the ring. He gets a small reaction from the crowd that are all boos. He gets in the ring and yells out Who's Betta' than Kanyon and gets no response from the crowd.**

Both men walk to the center of the ring where they look up and see both titles hanging above the ring on a cable wire. Kanyon looks up a little too long as The Rock hits Kanyon with a hard right hand that knocks him down, Kanyon gets back up and Rock bodyslams Kanyon back down to the mat. Kanyon gets up again and this time Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but Kanyon pushes away and goes to the outside of the ring. Rock follows him, Kanyon doesn't see him, Rock turns him around and nails a right hand that knocks Kanyon into the ring post. Rock picks Kanyon up and whips him into the guardrail, then puts Kanyon back into the ring, Rock grabs a chair and follows him in the ring. Kanyon gets up to his knees, Rock goes to hit him with the chair but Kanyon blocks it, throws the chair down and hits Rock with a torture rack kneckbreaker. Kanyon goes for a cover, 1.2..NO! Rock kicks out, Kanyon picks him up and puts Rock up on his shoulders like he is going to give him a samoan drop. But instead Kanyon presses Rock up in the front alone and drops Rock front first into the mat.

JG: "That moves is called the pancake for those like Ross who didn't know. Speaking of pancakes, I was used syrup with this one woman and. . "

JR: "Okay, that is enough! Just call the match!"

Kanyon poses for the crowd for a while and when he turns around Rock grabs him and goes for the Rock Bottom, but Kanyon blocks it and hits The Flatliner! 1..2.3! Kanyon wins the first fall.

JG: "What a move, that is why he is called the Innovator of Offense, just like I am called the innovator of hot. ."

JR: "I don't think we have to go there. The Rock will now have 10 seconds to get back to his feet."

The ref begins counting, 1.2..3..4..5..6..7…8…9…Rock gets up to his feet in the corner! Kanyon runs and splashes the Rock in the corner. Kanyon punches Rock in the stomach and climbs to the second rope, he grabs Rock by the hair and gives him a Rocker Dropper off the second rope! He goes for the cover, 1..2..NO! Rock gets his foot on the ropes. Kanyon hooks the leg Rock put on the ropes, 1.2..NO! Rock kicks out! Kanyon gets up and signals for the Flatliner.

JR: "This could be the end for the People's Champion."

Kanyon goes for The Flatliner but Rock knees Kanyon in the stomach and Kanyon falls back a few steps, Kanyon comes running at the Rock but then the Rock puts Kanyon in position and hits the Rock Bottom! 1..2..3! The Rock wins the second fall.

JR: "Kanyon just hit Rock Bottom, now he will have ten seconds to get back up to his feet."

JG: "Oh shut up"

The ref begins to count again, 1.2.3..4..5..6…7..8…Kanyon uses the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. Rock is still fatigued from the beating he took from Kanyon in the first two falls, both men move slowly towards each other, Kanyon goes for a clothesline but Rock grabs his spins behind Kanyon and hits the Layin' the Smackdown DDT!! Both men are down and tired. Rock gets the strength to roll Kanyon over for the cover, 1.2.NO! Kanyon kicks out! Both men get up at roughly the same time, Rock swings at Kanyon but Kanyon ducks he goes for another torture rack kneckbreaker but Rock slips out of it and gives Kanyon a spinebuster. He looks at the crowd and signals for the People's Elbow! He throws the elbow pad into the crowd, goes off the ropes, off the othere set of ropes. . AND NAILS IT! 1.2..3! Rock wins!

JR: "Rock wins! Rock wins! The Rock wins the Intercontinental Championship!"

JG: "I can't believe it, Kanyon was so close and now the People's Sissy is the TV and IC Champion. The first time that has ever happened in EHW!"

JR: "He has been unstoppable since arriving in EHW just a short time ago now he holds two titles!"

JG: "Since you are so out of breath, like I'll be after the show with Madusa, I guess I'll tell the fans that the next match will be part of a double main event for this evening. This match will be for the EHW World Heavyweight Championship."

**Bret Hart's music hits and the Hitman comes out to the ring to the whole hearted boos of the fans. He flicks a few off on his way to ringside, and when he gets in the ring yells at a few fans at ringside and flicks a few more off. Sid's music hits and the crowd goes nuts! The EHW World Heavyweight Champion gets to the ring and holds up the world title for everyone to see and he gets more applause from the fans.**

JR: "Sid has held that title since the second week of May. It is about the end of June and in to hold that belt for that amount of time in a fed where that belts changes hands week to week. He has defended that belt on about every TV show and ppv since he won it, he has staked his claim as one of the greatest EHW Champion ever."

JG: "Yeah, but Bret Hart is the most technical wrestlers ever, and he made that belt as competitive as it is today not Sid Vicious."

JR: "That is giving him a little too much credit, what about The Undertaker, Ric Flair, the man he stole this match from the Sandman, and HBK they did that too. Don't put the legacy of that belt on just one man Gertner."

Sid and Bret go face to face, they go for a tie up but Bret takes a cheap shot and kicks Sid in the knee, then hits him with a couple of hard right hands, he whips Sid off the ropes and buries a right hand in the stomach and gives Sid a Russian leg sweep. He goes for an early cover 1..Sid kicks out at the count of one. Sid gets to his feet Bret Hart dropkicks him in the corner, Sid comes out of the corner grabs Bret and throws him over halfway across the ring. Bret gets to his feet and goes after Sid, but Sid grabs Bret by his hair and gives him a headbutt that knocks him 4 feet back on his ass. Bret rolls to the outside and pouts, Sid follows him and Bret sees Sid out of the corner of his eye and sucker punches Sid in the stomach, and bangs his head into the ringsteps. Bret picks Sid up for a bodyslam and runs Sid back first into the steel ring post, Bret picks him up and puts him back in the ring and follows. Bret takes Sid's leg and in a figure four leglock, Sid is in a lot of pain but doesn't give up, his shoulders fall to the mat, 1.2..NO, he gets back up and then tries to turn it over! Bret puts up as much resistance as he can but Sid turns him over and the pressure is reversed, Bret grabs the rope and the ref untangles both men's leg. Both men struggle to get to their feet, Sid has more trouble and after he gets to his feet Bret hits a running bulldog on Sid. Bret then gets to the second rope, after taking a few seconds and sitting on the top rope Bret stands up jumps, and drives the elbow into Sid's head, cover 1..2..NO! Sid kicks out. Bret puts his thumb up, then a thumbs down and signals for the Sharpshooter! He goes to lock it on but Sid grabs his foot and won't let him apply it, Bret tries but Sid pushes Bret away and then hits a legsweep to bring Bret down. Sid gets back up to his feet as does Bret but when Bret turns around Sid hits a Chokeslam!! Sid then signals for the Powerbomb, he gets Bret to his feet, puts him up and HITS THE POWERBOMB! But before Sid can make a cover Sid Vicious runs out to the ring.

JR: "What the hell is he doing out here??"

JG: "He is going to show Sid who the true master of the powerbomb is."

Nash without anyone seeing slides a baseball bat in the ring and hops on the mat. The ref stops him from getting in the ring, and Sid hits a big boot right in Nash's face knocking him off the mat and into the guardrail. When Sid turns around Bret nails Sid in knee with the bat and then over the head and throws the bat in away. The ref turns around after tending to Nash, as Bret locks Sid in the Sharpshooter! Sid is knocked out from the shot to the head, the ref raises his arm three times, and it drops three times. Bret Hart wins!

JR: "Damnit! Damn Bret Hart and the Wolfpac! They just cost maybe the greatest world champion in EHW history the world title by cheating! Damn all of them!!"

JG: "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch! Focus on the glory Bret Hart is now the EHW World Heavyweight Champion for the third time and he did it all by himself."

JR: "Are blind?! Or just plain stupid!?! Maybe both, this is just disgusting."

**Bret celebrates to the back as the ring is turned into a complete hell. A Hell in the Cell thick cage rigged with natural gas is lowered to the ring as ring crew brings in a dump truck filled with dirt and dumps it in the entryway near the ring.**

JR: "This is going to be one of the most violent matches we have ever seen. The Hell in a Cell will actually be that, as the entire cage will be on fire during the match. And the cage has been extended to add part of the entryway for the burial ground."

**Ring crew digs a hole big enough for the casket and a smoothed out section to push the casket up to the top of it.**

JR: "The only way to win the match is to put your opponent in that casket, then bury that casket in that burial site that we just saw made by ring crew. That is the only way to win. It is going to be brutal and there will be no winner, only a survivor."

**Glass shatters and Steve Austin's music hits. He comes out to the cage gets in it, walks over the heep of dirt/burial site, gets in the ring and goes to all four corners and raises his arms up in the air and shakes his head rapidly. The lights go out, American Badass by Kid Rock comes on and the Undertaker rides out to the ring on his motorcycle towing the casket. He unhooks the casket, pushes it around the burial site and places it at ringside, but before he can get in the ring Stone Cold does a suicide dive through the ropes and nails him to the floor!!**

As Austin gets back up to his feet the entire Hell in a Cell cage is light goes up in flames and is on fire. Undertaker gets to his feet, Austin hits him with a hard right hand and tries to whip the Undertaker into the flaming cage but the Undertaker stops in his track and whips Austin into the casket. Undertaker picks him up and puts him back in the ring, Undertaker goes underneath the ring and pulls out a table and puts it in the ring as well as himself. Undertaker opens up the table and places it near the corner of the ring, but when he turns around Austin hits him with a hard right uppercut that lays Undertaker on the table. Austin goes on the apron of the ring and climbs up to the top rope, but before he can do anything The Undertaker sits and stands up on the table, Austin goes for a left hook but the Undertaker ducks, grabs Austin by the throat and gives him a One Handed Chokeslam through the table!! Undertaker thinks that the match is over and tells the ref to open up the casket, after it is opened the Undertaker puts Austin inside of the casket and closes the top. He then takes the casket and starts pushing it up the burial site, but he has a hard time getting it all the way up, he losses his footing and the casket goes the opposite way taking the Undertaker on a ride all the way back to the ring! The Undertaker falls to his feet and when he gets up the casket lid flys open and Austin comes flying out of it! He jumps on the Undertaker driving him down on his back and hammers him with six or seven right hands to the side of his head. Austin walks over to the other side of the ring avoiding the flaming cage, he gets a chair and brings it over to where the Undertaker is, the Taker gets to his knees and Austin nails him with the chair over the back and then nails him over the head. Austin picks the Undertaker up, and with the top lifted slams the Undertaker into the casket. Austin the tries to get the casket up the burial site but he can't and when he losses his footing he gets run over by the casket which goes back the other way down the hill and crashes into the ring.

JR: "Both men have tried to get that casket up the hill, and both have failed. I guess the Undertaker is wishing he hadn't added that stipulation to the match."

JG: "You can say that again, Austin is going to be so tired after this match he won't have enough strength for his balding beauty Debra. Or Mrs. Plastic Surgery as I call her. She is going bald ya' know."

JR: "Would you please focus on this match, we all know about Debra's age and about all her plastic surgery she has had, and that she combs her bangs down so low because she is going bald. But we have to focus. . . "

JG: "Ross, please, we have to focus on this match."

The Undertaker climbs out of the casket and falls to the floor, Austin hobbles towards him, Undertaker gets up and clotheslines Austin down. Undertaker sets Austin up to whip him into the flaming cage, but Austin reverses and the Undertaker crashes into the flaming cage! He bounces off with the back of his shirt still with flames on it and Austin hits the Stunner!! Austin gets back up to his feet, he puts the Undertaker in the casket, and starts it up the hill, after trying he yells at the ref to come and help him and with the refs help and after a few minutes they finally get it up the burial site to the top! Austin does a little celebrating, but then when he turns around the top of the casket shoots open and hits him in the head. The Undertaker stand up and grabs Austin, he nails Austin with several hard punches to the stomach, and closes the casket and lays Austin on top of it. The Undertaker climbs on top of the casket with him, he picks Austin up and . . .TOMBSTONES HIM THROUGH THE CASKET!!!!! The Undertaker gets up and shoves the casket down the hole and shoves some dirt on it! The Undertaker wins!!

JR: "Good God Almighy! Good God Almighy! Good God Almighy! The Undertaker just tombstoned Austin through the casket and buried him alive!"

JG: "Well, this was his kind of match and the American Badass came through and did what he promised he would do and that is bury Austin alive."

JR: "Folks, we are out of time, no Turmoil this week! We'll see you on Friday for Fury, So long!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~Wrestler of the Night: The Rock ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~