JS: “Hello everyone and welcome to the biggest and greatest event in eHw history! Welcome to Cyberslam Three!!!”

**The crowd pops huge as what Joey Styles is saying can be heard on the PA system over the music that is being played.**

JS: “I’m Joey Styles with my pay per view broadcast partner, the legendary Bobby the Brain Heenan and tonight promises to bring some of the most anticipated matches in eHw history right in the middle of the ring positioned almost a hundred feet from where we are positioned under the bright spotlights of eHw’s biggest and grandest stage. Tonight Al Snow arrives in the main event for the first time since his days in ECW as he goes one on one with the leader of DeGeneration X and the current Undisputed eHw Heavyweight Champion of the World, the showstopper, the main event, the man, Shawn Michaels.”

BH: “No one gets it their first time up to the plate Joey Styles. It took Hulk Hogan ten years to finally get a world title around his waste after already being an established star. It took Randy Savage and Ric Flair even longer. Tonight Al Snow does deserve to be in the main event spotlight, but unfortunately Shawn Michaels isn’t going anywhere. He is looking as good as he has in the last ten years. And tonight Michaels and DX are leaving the building with that world title, and half the ladies in the arena.”

JS: “The Intercontinental Title is also on the line as eHw legend Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner goes up against the hottest up and comer over the past two months, AJ Styles.”

BH: “This is the biggest test that AJ Styles has had to face since coming to eHw. He’s picked up some impressive wins, but tonight he steps into the ring with the big dog of the yard. The Intercontinental Champion, maybe the best of them all, the Big Bad Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner.”

JS: “We also have the conclusion to a one month tag team feud between Canada’s Finest of Chris Benoit and Edge and Evolution.”

BH: “These two teams have been making a strong push for the return of the tag team titles. They have been going at each other since the month of June started. Tonight with beds of barbed wire, nails, and thumbtacks at their disposal, they are going to settle the issue of who is the dominant tag team in eHw today.”

JS: “We are also going to have, in honor of our location for this show, a Chicago Street Fight between Bret Hitman Hart and the enforcer of DX, Triple H.”

BH: “Bret Hart is on a mission to destroy DX, and tonight he can take a big chunk out of them by taking Triple H out in the Chicago Street Fight.”

JS: “And then it is the match with the most buzz around it in recent memory. A match that is getting press from all around the world. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match between The Sandman and Mike Awesome.”

BH: “This is one of the most personal feuds that I have ever seen, and I’ve seen them all. Mike Awesome attacked The Sandman and his family, drove his wife and son through tables. And if that isn’t enough, he cut up The Sandman’s stomach with a weed whacker less than a week ago. Tonight with a chainsaw hanging above the ring, panes of glass, florescent light tubes, and ring ropes wrapped in barbed wire around them, these two men will settle the score with a match of ultimate violence. I don’t know if I’ll even be able to watch or if we all won’t be arrested for putting a match like this on.”

JS: “We will also countdown the two greatest matches in Cyberslam history throughout the night, many people have wondered what the number one match will be. And we are going to jump right into monster card of matches with the Intercontinental Title encounter between champion Scott Steiner and his challenger from The Gathering, AJ Styles.”

**The crowd in finally settles down but then gets right back up as “I Am” is heard and big eXtreme Screen shows clips of AJ Styles as the Phenomenal One walks through the curtain to a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd. Styles walks down to the ring with a look of determination on his face. Styles walks up the ring steps, climbs up to the top rope, and does a corkscrew back flip just to get into the ring. Styles then stands in the center of the ring with his arms out at his side and a cocky look on his face as his music fades.**

**Sirens start going off all over the stadium as “Holla If You Hear Me” comes on while strobe lights flicker all over the entryway. Everyone in attendance gets up on their feet as the eHw Intercontinental Champion, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner walks out to the head of the entryway and flexes his huge muscles with the eHw IC Title belt around his waste. The Big Bad Booty Daddy then walks down to the ring pointing out to all of his freaks in the crowd with pro Scott Steiner signs. Big Poppa Pump gets into the ring, walks over to the far right corner of the ring, and again flexes his huge muscles for the crowd. Steiner gets down off the turnbuckle and hands the referee the title who holds it up. Steiner’s music stops playing as the bell rings and the match begins.**

AJ Styles and Scott Steiner circle the ring for a few moments, then meet in the middle of the ring in a grapple. Steiner gets the upper hand of the grapple, steps into Styles, and gives him a Spinning Belly to Belly Suplex slamming Styles hard on the mat. Steiner rolls over and does five push ups, then gets back up to his feet as Styles slowly gets up favoring his back. Styles gets back up to his feet and locks up with Steiner again, Steiner again gets the upper hand and picks Styles up in a gorilla press. Steiner pumps Styles three times then throws him up in the air, moves out of the way, and Styles drops mid section first on the mat as Steiner flexes his right bicep in front of the camera. Steiner does flex for long though, as when he gets Styles down he grabs him by the left leg and drops back once in an Indian Death Lock. Styles yells in pain and rolls out of the ring.

BH: “Very smart strategy on the part of Scott Steiner. Not only is he trying to ground AJ Styles, but he is also going after the leg that put Styles on the shelf for a month.”

Steiner gets out of the ring and sneaks up behind Styles as he is getting up to his feet. Steiner waits for Styles to get up on both feet, then lunges forward and leg tackles Styles’ left leg. Styles goes down hard again as Steiner is quick to his feet and quickly picks Styles up. Steiner gets Styles up and gives him a dragon screw leg whip that sends Styles body first into the steel ring steps. Styles covers his head with one arm and favors his left leg with the other as Steiner picks him up and rolls him back into the ring then gets in the ring himself before both men are counted out. Steiner gets into the ring and gently picks Styles up. Styles is able to reach out and grab the ring ropes to support himself, Steiner then grabs that arm, spins Styles around so he is face to face with him, but when he does that Styles continues to spin and kicks Steiner across his face with his good leg. Steiner is knocked back a few feet as Styles uses the ropes to pick himself up. Styles then jumps up to the second rope, moonsault backwards, grabs Steiner, and out of the moonsault gives him a Reverse DDT! Styles makes a quick cover, 1...2...NO! Steiner pushes Styles off of him and starts to get back up to his feet. Styles slowly gets back up to his feet but his leg is badly hurt and by the time he gets up to his feet Steiner is waiting for him. Steiner grabs Styles from behind and gives him a half nelson suplex dropping Styles directly on his neck. Steiner rolls Styles over so he is laying on his back then gets up to his feet. Steiner stands over Styles, cranks his right bicep up, kisses the peak of it, then drops and elbow across Styles’ throat. Steiner takes his time in getting up to his feet but as he is getting up he pulls Styles up as well. Steiner taunts Styles a little in enabling him to get his balance, Steiner waits until Styles has his balanced and gives him the Flatliner! Styles appears to be almost knocked out as Steiner makes a cover, 1...2..NO! Steiner rolls off of Styles and does another five push ups drawing cheers from the legions of Scott Steiner fans in the crowd. Steiner gets up to his feet and calls for the end of the match. Steiner picks Styles up to his feet and picks him up as to give him a Sidewalk Slam, then pulls Styles up further and gives him a Fall Forward Sit Down Powerbomb!! The referee counts as Steiner has Styles in a pinning predicament, 1...2...3! Scott Steiner wins!

JS: “Scott Steiner dominates AJ Styles here at Cyberslam Three to retain the eHw Intercontinental Championship. What a thorough beating that was, and he put the cherry on top by unveiling his new finishing maneuver that he was talking about over the past week.”

BH: “The big players always step up on the biggest stages and Big Poppa Pump just proved why he is one of the biggest players in the game with a decisive win over one of the most athletically gifted men in our sport.”

JS: “And it appears AJ Styles is still limping and is having the referee and a member of ring crew assist him to the back. We’ll keep you posted on the status of that left leg which was the target of Scott Steiner in that match.”

**Members of ring crew bring out six wooden boards and beds to the ring. They attach two beds of nails to opposite corners, two beds of barbed wire to opposite corners, and place a bed of thumbtacks on the near and far sides of ringside.**

JS: “Our next match is our only tag team match of the night, but it isn’t going to be a typical match where wrestlers have to keep a hold of the tag rope in their corner. This match will end the one month feud between Canada’s Finest, the team of Chris Benoit and Edge and Evolution, the team of Randy Orton and Batista. Over the past month, both teams have been trying to show the world who the dominant team in eHw is in an effort to bring back the tag titles. These teams have had singles matches thrown out and have had numerous encounters between the teams with weapons. So Canada’s Finest requested a match where weapons of extreme fashion were provided for them, and they got it.”

BH: “It shows how stupid those Canadians are. Randy Orton is bred for success, I mean just look at the kid, you can’t hold that much talent or good looks back. Batista is bred to be an utter killing machine. He has muscles in places that I didn’t know the human body had places. There is no doubt that Canada’s so called finest is going to be laid out on the mat in about five minutes, watching Evolution pass them bye.”

**Chris Benoit’s video air’s on the eXtreme Screen as “Never Gonna Stop” by Rob Zombie plays and the fans in the arena begin cheering as Edge runs down to the ring and Chris Benoit slowly makes his way through the curtain and down towards ringside behind him. Edge slides into the ring, climbs up to the top rope of the near left corner, and yells out into the crowd getting them riled up as Benoit calmly gets into the ring, holds his arms up into the air drawing more applause, then stands in his corner as Edge paces back and forth, then takes off his pleather coat and sunglasses as his music fades.**

**Batista’s music comes on and the monster comes out with Ric Flair by his side. The two men make their way down to the ring and as Batista poses for the cameras in the middle of the ring “Evilution” by Motorhead begins playing and pyros go off around the eXtreme Screen as Randy Orton makes his way out. Orton poses at the head of the entryway and as the pyros finish going off and he begins to make his way down to the ring Buff Bagwell walks out and down to the ring behind him. Orton and Bagwell get into the ring and all four members of Evolution embrace in the ring then pose for the cameras as the music fades and the bell rings. Bagwell and Flair make their way out of the ring and are ordered to go to the back by the referee. Flair throws a fit on the outside until security comes out and escorts both him and Buff Bagwell to the locker room.**

BH: “What in the hell is going on out here? Ric Flair wasn’t doing anything but minding his own business on the outside.”

JS: “Yeah for now Weasel, but you know as well as I do Flair will get himself involved in this match to help Evolution win. This is eHw and this is Cyberslam. There will be no cheap victories here tonight.”

BH: “Well the match has tornado rules so it isn’t like this is going to be a classic tag match. Boy the rule makers here sure know when to pick their spots. How can this show go down without the Nature Boy?”

JS: “Well you make a good point, this match is under tornado rules. I forgot to mention that, thanks weasel.”

Benoit and Batista lock up while Edge and Randy Orton engage in a fist fight. Benoit pulls Batista closer to the bed of nails but Batista breaks the grapple to avoid it. Edge and Orton go back and forth until Orton pokes Edge in his right eye then grabs him by the hair and runs him head first into the bed of barbed wire in the near left corner! Benoit sees this and attempts to go after Orton but Batista grabs Benoit from behind and attempts to give him a belly to back suplex but Benoit flips over and behind Batista out of the suplex and gives him a German Suplex onto the bed of nails in the far left corner! Benoit starts to get up but as he does Orton runs over and kicks him across the face keeping him down on the mat. Orton stomps on Benoit repeatedly, then picks him up to his feet. Orton whips Benoit off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Benoit ducks and runs off the other set of ropes. Orton turns around but instead of finding Benoit running at him, he finds Edge charging him and hitting him with the Spear! Edge goes for a cover, 1..2.NO! Batista breaks up the count with a running elbow drop on Edge. Benoit quickly moves in and pulls Batista off of Edge and throws Batista through the ropes and out of the ring. Benoit gets out of the ring and goes on the attack on the outside while Edge gets up to his feet and disconnects the bed of barbed wire from the far right corner of the ring, then leans it against the second turnbuckle in a diagonal fashion. Edge goes to grab Orton but Orton is on his knees and when Edge moves in Orton lunges forward and drives his shoulder into Edge’s midsection. Orton then takes Edge and goes to give him a vertical suplex on the bed of barbed wire but Edge spins out of the suplex, gets behind Orton, lifts Orton up on his shoulders, and gives him an Electric Chair Drop through the bed of barbed wire!! The bed is split into several pieces as the barbed wire cuts Orton all over the front of his body. On the outside Benoit picks Batista up, leans him against the steel guardrail, and strikes him with several hard chops across the chest. Benoit then goes to whip Batista to the opposite guardrail but Batista reverses and instead whips Benoit face and front first into the steel ring post on the far left corner of ringside. Benoit goes down hard but Batista quickly moves in, he drags Benoit over to the bed of thumbtacks, picks Benoit up in a bear hug, then jumps up and gives Benoit a Sit Down Spinebuster on the bed of thumbtacks!! Benoit yells in pain and rolls out of the bed showing that his back is covered with hundreds of thumbtacks sticking into his flesh. Batista gets up and shows the back of his legs are covered with thumbtacks as well, causing Batista to slightly limp. But as soon as Batista stands up, Edge charges and suicide dives through the ropes and crashes into Batista knocking him down hard into the steel guardrail. Benoit very slowly gets into the ring as Randy Orton is slowly using the ropes to get up to his feet. Edge and Batista appear to both be down on the outside as both Benoit and Orton get to their feet in the ring. Benoit goes for a haymaker punch but Orton ducks it and gives Benoit an inverted backbreaker driving the thumbtacks further into Benoit’s back. Orton gets up and calls for the end of the match as he stands about five feet from Benoit as Benoit in a great deal of pain begins to get up to his knees, then up to his feet. Benoit does get up and Orton runs at him. Orton attempts an RKO but Benoit pushes Orton off of him and pushes him into the bed of nails in the near right corner of the ring! Orton hits the bed of nails and Benoit charges and body splashes him into them again! Orton falls down to the mat as Benoit disconnects the bed of nails from the corner. Edge puts Batista in the ring as Benoit gets out of the ring, grabs the second bed of thumbtacks, and puts that in the ring as well. Benoit gets back in the ring and as soon as he does Edge takes Batista and gives him the Edgeucution onto the bed of thumbtacks!! Benoit then lays Orton on his stomach, then lays the bed of nails on top of him. Benoit climbs up to the top rope as Edge holds the bed of nails on top of Orton with the flat side of the board facing up. Benoit stands on the top rope, holds his hands out at his sides, leaps forward, and connects with a Diving Head butt off the top rope on the bed of nails driving it onto Orton!! Edge rolls the bed off of Orton, rolls him over, and he and Benoit cover Orton and Batista, 1.…2...3! Benoit and Edge win!

JS: “Canada’s Finest wins and wins in extreme fashion!”

BH: “I didn’t think the canucks had that kind of violence in them as people.”

JS: “They were both willing to put their bodies on the line and proved that they are the dominant tag team in eHw today with a win here at Cyberslam Three.”

BH: “Well I knew that they would be willing to put their bodies on the line since they can just go back up to Canada and get free health care.”

JS: “That’s not a bad strategy, I wish American’s could think like that too.”

BH: “Are you crazy? The pharmaceutical companies make Bill Gates look like a pauper. There is about as much a chance as free health insurance in the United States as Vince McMahon making his product about the wrestling.”

**Ring crew clears the ring and ringside of the six beds of weapons and takes them to the back and cleans the ring of all loose thumbtacks.**

JS: “This next match is going to be our final quote, unquote normal match of the night. It is the last match that features no stipulations of any kind. This match has been given the green light to have disqualifications and count outs if need be since standard eHw rules say matches can’t end like that. But this is a match for two men trying to climb the ladder here in eHw who already have some heat between them. It was the reappearance of The Undertaker in eHw this past week on Turmoil when Chris Jericho interrupted him. The Undertaker responded by using his powers to almost strike Chris Jericho with a bolt of lightning. Jericho took exception and here we are.”

BH: “And rightfully so he took exception to hit. Chris Jericho is a larger than life living legend grease ball, he deserves nothing but four star treatment and what he got from the Deadman was anything but. I wouldn’t want to be a creature of the night tonight, because Chris Jericho is going to bury the career of The Undertaker right here at Cyberslam.”

**The lights in the stadium go blue and purple as the theme of The Undertaker comes on and smoke covers the entrance area. The Undertaker very slowly makes his way down to ringside to the cheers of the crowd. The Undertaker gets to ringside and slowly walks up to the top step of the steel ring steps. The Undertaker shoots his arms up into the air causing the lights to come back on and fireworks to go off above the ring. The Undertaker steps over the top rope to get into the ring and slowly takes his entrance attire off as the lights once again go off and Bobby Heenan gets grabs a microphone.**

BH: “Alright humanoids, I want you all to listen up and listen good. Because today is a special day here in eHw. I want you all to raise your fat little hands in the air and wave them in applause for eHw’s next great superstar. I want you all to welcome your new hero, the Highlight of the Night, the King of the World, and the most charismatic showman to ever come to extreme hardcore wrestling, Y TWO J, CHRIS JERICHO!!“

**Pyros go off on both sides of the entryway as “King of My World” by Saliva plays and Chris Jericho appears at the head of the entryway. Jericho slowly spins around to a sea of boos from the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring trash talking the fans with an arrogant look on his face. Jericho gets to ringside, struts up the ring steps, then poses for the cameras leaning back against the ring ropes brushing away at his abs. Jericho gets into the ring and slowly spins around in the middle of the ring with his arms out at his sides still with an arrogant look on his face. The lights come back on and the music fades as the referee calls for the bell and the match begins.**

The Undertaker goes after Jericho right away with a grapple attempt but Jericho ducks out of the way and when Undertaker turns around Jericho bounces off the ropes and hits him with a running enzuguri. Undertaker is knocked down on all fours but immediately begins to get up to his feet but as he is getting up to his feet Jericho grabs both of his arms and gives him a double armed suplex into a back breaker. Undertaker goes down and favors his back as he rolls around the mat with a look of pain on his face. That doesn’t keep the Undertaker down as he again starts getting up to his feet almost immediately but as he is Jericho charges and dropkicks The Undertaker right in his face. Jericho gets up to his feet, slapping The Undertaker on the back of his head as he does. Jericho starts to get up while picking up Taker but as he does The Undertaker grabs him by the throat. Undertaker gets up on his feet and picks Jericho up for a Chokeslam but as he lifts Jericho up in the air, Jericho kicks him in the groin. Jericho stands next to the Undertaker, puts him in a full nelson, then drops him down face first in the Breakdown! Jericho goes for a cover, 1...2.…NO! Undertaker kicks out, sits up, and begins to get back up to his feet. Jericho runs off the ropes and as he nears him The Undertaker goes for a big boot but Jericho slides through his legs, gets up, bounces off the ropes, and takes Undertaker down to the mat face first again with a one handed face buster. Jericho pulls Undertaker over so he is laying on his back, Jericho then runs to the ropes, jumps up to the second rope, jumps back and hits Undertaker with the Lionsault! Jericho doesn’t go for a cover but instead gets up and poses for the cameras then does a little dance followed by holding his arms up in the air drawing more boos from the crowd. Jericho taunts some of the fans at ringside while The Undertaker sits up behind him. Jericho turns around and The Undertaker again goes for a big boot but Jericho catches the leg, sweeps the other one out from under the Undertaker taking him down to the mat, then puts Undertaker in the Walls of Jericho!! Jericho pulls back on the hold keeping his knee against the back of The Undertaker’s neck while keeping him in a Boston crab. Jericho cinches in the hold until The Undertaker finally taps out! Chris Jericho wins!

JS: “Chris Jericho picks up a decisive victory here at Cyberslam Three against The Undertaker.”

BH: “Excuse me, that’s The Highlight of the Night Chris Jericho picks up the win against, well it doesn’t matter who he fought. The important thing is that the King of Bling Bling is walking out of Cyberslam Three victorious as he begins his legendary career here in extreme hardcore wrestling.”

JS: “Are you two getting married or something?”

BH: “No, I just know great talent when I see it. If you and Heyman had the same ability maybe you’d still be working in ECW rather than here.”

JS: “Hey!”

BH: “The truth hurts, don’t it?”

JS: “Our next match is the Chicago Street Fight between Bret Hart and Triple H. This match is the first step in Bret Hart’s quest to destroy DeGeneration X after Bret Hart lost the world title last month at the King of the Deathmatches pay per view then wasn’t granted his rematch due to the fact that the next title show goes to the winner of the King of the Deathmatch Tournament, that being Al Snow. So Paul Heyman gave Bret Hart a chance to take out the enforcer of DX here at Cyberslam. Will Bret Hart be successful and move on to his rematch with HBK? Bret has stated he wants Shawn Michaels and not the world title but in order to get that match, he has to go through The Game here tonight at Cyberslam.”

BH: “DX has done nothing but make an impact since reforming here in eHw. I don’t know what to expect here since even though Bret Hart is a technical wrestler by nature. He has proven that he can hang with the best of them in any kind of match during his time here in eHw.”

**The lights throughout the stadium go to neon pink as “You Start The Fire” comes on. But as Bret Hart walks through the curtain he is attacked from behind by. . .Mike Awesome!! Awesome runs up to Bret Hart and breaks a pair of florescent light tubes over his back knocking Bret Hart down to the floor!**

JS: “What the hell is Mike Awesome doing out here?! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match isn’t until later!”

**Awesome stomps on Bret Hart while Jeff Jones is seen on the left side of the entryway opening up several tables. Awesome picks Bret Hart up and gives him a chest breaker, then drags him towards the left side of the entryway. Jeff Jones has two tables slightly overlapping next to each other and one set up on top of them. Awesome points towards the tables as everyone in the crowd begins booing emphatically. Awesome flicks off the crowd, bends Bret Hart over, picks him up, and gives him a Running Awesome Bomb off the entryway through three tables!!! Awesome then yells at Jeff Jones to go to the back and get something then begins walking to the ring as “The Zoo” by Bruce Dickinson begins playing. The crowd boos in a very emotional manner and begins throwing empty cups and all sorts of garbage at Awesome as he gets to ringside and slides into the ring. Awesome gets into the ring and demands a microphone and one is given to him by the ring announcer as his music stops playing.**

Mike Awesome: “Enough with these bullshit matches! It’s time for The Gladiator and the so called Hardcore Icon to get it on right here and right now! I’m not gonna sit by and two pieces of shit come out here and stink up the joint when all of you idiots in the crowd know that you just can’t wait to see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match and you just can’t wait to see the Awesome One, destroy The Sandman once and for all. I just sent Jeff Jones to the back and he is getting ring crew to come out here to set the ring and ringside area up for the match while I give all of you Chicago shitheads a few reasons about why I’m so damn great. I took out The Sandman’s wife! I took that slut and Awesome Bombed her off the ring apron through a table and sent her to the hospital on a stretcher, but I know it wasn’t the first time that bitch was on her back with that many guys attending to her. Then I took out The Sandman’s son! I took that bastard and Awesome Bombed him off the top rope, through a table and sent him to the hospital along with his whore of a mother! Now tonight I finish the job by taking out The Sandman. I already put him in the hospital twice. Once by just beating the holy hell out of him with a chair, the other by putting a weed whacker up to his stomach and just cutting him up a little. Tonight Sandman I show no mercy like I have before. I was going easy on you and your trailer park family.”

**As Awesome is speaking six members of ring crew wheel out a large roll of barbed wire, two panes of glass, several boxes of florescent light tubes, three ladders, and a medium sized chainsaw. Two members of ring crew wrap the near and far sides of the ring ropes with barbed wire. One places a pane of glass in the near left corner and far right corner of the ring. Another places a ten foot ladder on one side of the ring, a fifteen foot ladder on the other, and places a twenty foot high ladder in the middle of the entryway aisle. Two more tape six light tubes to a table, stack four tables and stack a total of twenty florescent light tubes on top of the tables creating a tall box shape made of the tubes, tape some of the light tubes together and lean them against the ring, and leave a box of light tubes in the far left and near right corners of the ring. The final member of ring crew takes the fifteen foot high ladder, places it in the middle of the ring, climbs up it with the chainsaw in his hand, and hangs it above the ring. He then takes the cover over the chainsaw’s blade, gets down, folds up the ladder, and places it outside of the ring. Meanwhile, Bret Hart has received medical attention over by the entryway and has been helped to the back.**

Mike Awesome: “Now while ring crew gets their asses to the back before I put my foot up them. All you morons take a look at the eXtreme Screen and take a look at the best moment in the career of the man I just put through three tables at the entryway. The Sandman’s good friend, Bret Hart in the Cyberslam Countdown. Idiots in the truck, roll the footage.”

Cyberslam Countdown: #2
eHw World Title Match: Sid Vicious ( c ) vs. Bret Hart

**Bret Hart's music hits and the Hitman comes out to the ring to the whole hearted boos of the fans. He flicks a few off on his way to ringside, and when he gets in the ring yells at a few fans at ringside and flicks a few more off. Sid's music hits and the crowd goes nuts! The EHW World Heavyweight Champion gets to the ring and holds up the world title for everyone to see and he gets more applause from the fans.**

JR: "Sid has held that title since the second week of May. It is about the end of June and in to hold that belt for that amount of time in a fed where that belts changes hands week to week. He has defended that belt on about every TV show and ppv since he won it, he has staked his claim as one of the greatest EHW Champion ever."

JG: "Yeah, but Bret Hart is the most technical wrestlers ever, and he made that belt as competitive as it is today not Sid Vicious."

JR: "That is giving him a little too much credit, what about The Undertaker, Ric Flair, the man he stole this match from the Sandman, and HBK they did that too. Don't put the legacy of that belt on just one man Gertner."

Sid and Bret go face to face, they go for a tie up but Bret takes a cheap shot and kicks Sid in the knee, then hits him with a couple of hard right hands, he whips Sid off the ropes and buries a right hand in the stomach and gives Sid a Russian leg sweep. He goes for an early cover 1..Sid kicks out at the count of one. Sid gets to his feet Bret Hart dropkicks him in the corner, Sid comes out of the corner grabs Bret and throws him over halfway across the ring. Bret gets to his feet and goes after Sid, but Sid grabs Bret by his hair and gives him a head butt that knocks him 4 feet back on his ass. Bret rolls to the outside and pouts, Sid follows him and Bret sees Sid out of the corner of his eye and sucker punches Sid in the stomach, and bangs his head into the ring steps. Bret picks Sid up for a body slam and runs Sid back first into the steel ring post, Bret picks him up and puts him back in the ring and follows. Bret takes Sid's leg and in a figure four leg lock, Sid is in a lot of pain but doesn't give up, his shoulders fall to the mat, 1.2..NO, he gets back up and then tries to turn it over! Bret puts up as much resistance as he can but Sid turns him over and the pressure is reversed, Bret grabs the rope and the ref untangles both men's leg. Both men struggle to get to their feet, Sid has more trouble and after he gets to his feet Bret hits a running bulldog on Sid. Bret then gets to the second rope, after taking a few seconds and sitting on the top rope Bret stands up jumps, and drives the elbow into Sid's head, cover 1..2..NO! Sid kicks out. Bret puts his thumb up, then a thumbs down and signals for the Sharpshooter! He goes to lock it on but Sid grabs his foot and won't let him apply it, Bret tries but Sid pushes Bret away and then hits a Legsweep to bring Bret down. Sid gets back up to his feet as does Bret but when Bret turns around Sid hits a Chokeslam!! Sid then signals for the Powerbomb, he gets Bret to his feet, puts him up and HITS THE POWERBOMB! But before Sid can make a cover Sid Vicious runs out to the ring.

JR: "What the hell is he doing out here??"

JG: "He is going to show Sid who the true master of the Powerbomb is."

Nash without anyone seeing slides a baseball bat in the ring and hops on the mat. The ref stops him from getting in the ring, and Sid hits a big boot right in Nash's face knocking him off the mat and into the guardrail. When Sid turns around Bret nails Sid in knee with the bat and then over the head and throws the bat in away. The ref turns around after tending to Nash, as Bret locks Sid in the Sharpshooter! Sid is knocked out from the shot to the head, the ref raises his arm three times, and it drops three times. Bret Hart wins!

JR: "Damnit! Damn Bret Hart and the Wolfpac! They just cost maybe the greatest world champion in EHW history the world title by cheating! Damn all of them!!"

JG: "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch! Focus on the glory Bret Hart is now the EHW World Heavyweight Champion for the third time and he did it all by himself."

JR: "Are you blind?! Or just plain stupid!?! Maybe both, this is just disgusting."

JS: “That was one of the most controversial matches we’ve ever had here in eHw, and we’ve had quite a few.”

BH: “Well that night belonged to the Hitman in my eyes, no questions asked.”

**The cameras come back to the ring and see Mike Awesome standing on the top rope looking into the ring then looking up at the chainsaw hanging above the ring on a line connected to two polls at opposite ends of ringside.**

**The crowd hasn’t stopped booing as Mike Awesome drops down into the ring, takes two florescent light tubes out of one of the boxes, and stands in the middle of the ring waiting for The Sandman.**

**The lights throughout the stadium flicker on and off as “Enter Sandman” by Metallica plays and the crowd’s boos turn immediately into very loud cheers. The crowd pops even louder as The Sandman walks through the curtain and down to the ring already wrapped in barbed wire. Sandman walks to the ring with his Singapore Cain in hand and a look of anger and determination on his face. Sandman gets into the ring and Awesome quickly exits not knowing what to do with The Sandman already wrapped in barbed wire. The Sandman stands in the middle of the ring and holds his Singapore Cain above his head as the crowd continues to cheer for The Hardcore Icon. The Sandman takes the barbed wire off of him and puts around the top and middle turnbuckle of the near right side of the ring. The music fades and the referee calls for the bell as the match begins.**

JS: “This match, is going to be hard to watch for many. You’ll notice that the crowd and the steel guardrail have been moved an additional five feet away from the ring there is reason for that because when that chainsaw comes into play, we don’t know what is going to happen and we don’t want anything to happen to our fans. The referee you’ll notice is wearing long burlap sleeves and has goggles, I don’t know what good they’ll do if that chainsaw comes down on him but we have to take all the precautions that we can.”

BH: “I have seen wrestlers that have hated each other before, it is rare that you don’t see that in this business. But I’ve never seen a feud between two men so volatile that they are willing do something like this. They have a better chance of having a limb cut off then not having one cut off.”

JS: “Well they signed a waver so did everyone in the front row so I guess there is nothing left to do but sit back and see what happens.”

The Sandman stands in the middle of the ring not taking his eyes off of Mike Awesome who slowly walks up the ring steps with a florescent light tube in each hand. The Sandman stands ready for him clutching at his Singapore Cain with both hands. Awesome climbs up to the top turnbuckle of the far left corner and drops into the ring. Sandman takes a step backwards as Awesome now stands in the ring holding both light tubes. Awesome then charges Sandman and swings to hit him with a light tube but Sandman ducks, gets behind Awesome, and Cains him on the back of his head. Awesome drops one of the light tubes but when Sandman moves in to hit him with the Cain again Awesome busts the light tube across The Sandman’s left knee. Sandman drops down to one knee in pain, Awesome gets up to his feet, grabs Sandman but the head, and gives him a running swinging neckbreaker, holds onto Sandman and rolls up to his feet. Awesome keep a hold of Sandman then gives him a running hiptoss through a pane of glass!!. Glass goes flying everywhere as both of Sandman’s arms are cut up. Awesome then yells at Jeff Jones who has made his way back to ringside to get some more tables and Jeff Jones abides by taking two tables from under the ring and opening them up on the outside and also covering them with florescent light tubes. Awesome picks Sandman up and goes to whip him into the ropes wrapped in barbed wire but The Sandman holds on Awesome’s arm and whips Awesome into the barbed wire wrapped ring ropes! Awesome doesn’t seem to phased by it though and attempts to come back at Sandman but Sandman charges and clotheslines Awesome over the top rope and top the outside cutting Awesome in several places across his back as he is dragged over the top of the barbed wire wrapped ropes. Awesome gets up on the outside and folds up the ten foot ladder that is right next to him and tosses it aside. In the ring The Sandman picks up his Singapore Cain and as Awesome gets back up on his feet The Sandman charges the ropes, leaps over the top of them, and nails Awesome over his back with the Cain as Sandman crashes to the arena floor.

JS: “You’ll see a lot of that, The Sandman will put his body on the line and do whatever it takes to hurt Mike Awesome in this match. That is how personal it is.”

BH: “Awesome will sacrifice something as well, only he’ll sacrifice Jeff Jones’ body.”

The Sandman gets up to his feet on the outside and grabs a pair of light tubes that are taped together. Sandman goes to hit Awesome between the eyes with the light tubes but Awesome grabs Sandman’s wrists and stops him from hitting him. Awesome kicks Sandman in the stomach causing Sandman to bend over. Awesome grabs the light tubes and nails Sandman across his back with them shattering the tubes to pieces. Sandman stands up favoring his back and squinting in pain as Mike Awesome picks Sandman up over his shoulder. Awesome runs towards the crowd and drops Sandman chest first on top of the steel guardrail. Awesome then walks over towards the ten foot ladder, folds it up, slides it into the ring, and slides in the ring himself while Sandman gets down off the guardrail and begins crawling towards the ring. Awesome opens up the ladder slightly in front of where the chainsaw is hanging on the near side of the ring. Awesome begins climbing up the ladder as Sandman grabs his Singapore Cain and rolls into the ring. Awesome gets up near the top of the ladder and reaches for the chainsaw but as he does Sandman hits him on the back of his right leg, then hits him repeatedly on his achillies heel causing Awesome to stop climbing and favor his leg and foot. With Awesome facing the entryway on the ladder The Sandman climbs up the opposite side. Awesome punches Sandman a couple of times but The Sandman shakes the shots off and keeps climbing. Awesome reaches back for a big punch but Sandman quickly Cains Awesome between his eyes almost knocking him off the ladder. Sandman pulls Awesome so he is sitting on top of the ladder. Sandman climbs up in front of him, tosses the Cain down, looks behind him, and gives Awesome a FrankenSander off the ladder through a pane of glass!!! Both men are down in the right with shards of glass now scattered in and around the ring. The Sandman rolls out of the ring and walk over to the fifteen foot high ladder, folds it up, slides it in the ring, then walks up the ring steps and gets back in the ring going through the ropes. Sandman pushes down the ten foot ladder, folds it, and slides it out of the way. Sandman then opens up the fifteen foot high ladder and places it directly under the chainsaw, then slowly begins to climb up it. Awesome shows little sign of movement until Jeff Jones runs up to him with a pitcher of ice water and dumps it on his face. Awesome starts moving, and uses the ropes to help get him up to his feet. However, Sandman is already more than half way up the ladder by the time Awesome is revived. Sandman gets nearly to the top of the ladder, reaches up, grabs the chainsaw, and pulls it down. But as soon as Sandman gets his hands on the chainsaw Awesome grabs the ladder and pushes it sending Sandman flying out of the ring through a pair of tables covered with light tubes!!!

JS: “Oh My God!! The Sandman was the first man to get his hands on the chainsaw, but Awesome then took the ladder and sent it and The Sandman flying almost twenty feet out of the ring through a pair of tables!”

BH: “Well look at what Awesome has in his hands right now. You’re going nuts over what we just saw? Grease ball, you ain’t seen nothing yet.”

Awesome picks the chainsaw up that Sandman dropped during his fall, and steps over the top rope to the ring apron. Awesome stands on the ring apron with The Sandman laying limp in the wreckage of tables and light tubes. Awesome starts up the chainsaw which as a very loud sound to it, made louder by the hush that has fallen over the crowd. Awesome looks at Sandman laying in the table wreckage, holds the chainsaw up, jumps, and attempts to drive the chainsaw into The Sandman but Sandman moves out of the way and Awesome cuts up some of the broken table! Sandman crawls away from Awesome and pushes the steel ring steps loose. Awesome holds up the chainsaw again and starts walking towards Sandman but as he does Sandman gets up to his feet with the steel ring steps in his hand and throws them at Awesome. . .sparks fly all over as the steel of the ring steps meets the steel of the chainsaw. The chainsaw is knocked out of Awesome’s hands and is stopped when the steps land on it. Sandman grabs a pair of light tubes taped together leaning against the ring and as Awesome looks over at the saw, Sandman busts the light tubes across Awesome’s stomach! Sandman reaches into the ring and pulls out the ten foot ladder which is already folded. Sandman lays the ladder on the stadium floor, grabs Awesome who is bent over in pain, and gives him a Swing back DDT on the ladder! Awesome is busted open from landing face first on the steel but Sandman also is hurt by landing back first on the ladder. Sandman crawls away from the ladder and gets his hands on the chainsaw. The Sandman gets up to his feet and holds the chainsaw up like he does his Singapore Cain. Sandman starts up the chainsaw which again makes a continuous loud, haunting noise. Sandman walks towards Awesome, then takes the chainsaw and cuts across the barbed wire that is wrapped around the ring ropes. Awesome cuts it up between the second and bottom and second and top ropes as Awesome begs off from The Sandman. Sandman is less than a foot from Awesome, he lifts the chainsaw up in the air but before he can strike Awesome Jeff Jones sneaks up behind Sandman and hits him in the back of his head with his gavel. Sandman drops down to one knee and Awesome quickly gets up and gets into the ring. Sandman gets up and spins around with the chainsaw, Jeff Jones runs away but Sandman cuts off part of his judge’s robe as he does. Sandman sees Awesome crawling in the ring and tosses live chainsaw over the top rope and into the ring, the chainsaw lands and cuts Awesome on the back of his left leg!!!

JS: “First blood with the chainsaw! First blood with the chainsaw! Sandman tossed the chainsaw into the ring and it cut the back of Awesome’s leg!!”

BH: “But it just caught him, it is only a cut, though it does appear to be a pretty deep cut. But the Awesome One isn’t done, not by a long shot.”

Sandman slides into the ring and immediately grabs the chainsaw upon doing so. Awesome continues to beg off clenching at his left leg. Sandman starts the chainsaw up again as Awesome backs further and further away. Sandman runs at Awesome and Awesome backs so far away that he is able to slide out of the ring but that doesn’t stop Sandman who runs at Awesome and cuts through all three ring ropes and barbed wire on the far side of the ring!! Awesome is laying on his stomach on the outside revealing further cuts on his back from the barbed wire that wrapped the ring ropes. Awesome crawls away from the ring and is able to get back up to his feet. The Sandman drops down out the ring to the floor with no ropes in the way. Sandman stands in front of Awesome with a smile on his face as a look of fear comes over Awesome. Jeff Jones again tries to sneak up behind Sandman so Sandman swings the chainsaw in his direction and as soon as he does Awesome lunges forward and hits Sandman with a scissor kick right to the face. Sandman and the chainsaw are knocked down. Jeff Jones then runs over and grabs two pairs of steel chairs, brings them over to where Sandman is laying and opens them up with two next to each other and two across from each other. Awesome then grabs the other box of florescent light tubes and takes six of them out and lays them on all four chairs forming a bridge with them. Awesome then picks Sandman up and puts him on the ring apron where the ring ropes have been cut down. Awesome gets up on the ring apron, then drags Sandman into the ring. Awesome picks Sandman up so he is bent over, then picks him up on his shoulders and gives him a Running Awesome Bomb out of the ring through the six light tubes and four chairs!!! The crowd erupts in a chant of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” while Awesome sitting down in the ring favoring his left leg and The Sandman laid out on the outside of the ring with shards of glass and broken chairs around him. Awesome slowly gets out of the ring, he picks up the chainsaw and puts that back in the ring, then slowly picks up Sandman and puts him back into the ring. Jeff Jones then runs up to Mike Awesome with a roll of athletic tape in his hand and quickly tapes up the back of Awesome’s left leg.

BH: “That shows the brains of Jeff Jones, a very smart managerial move. He sees his man is hurt so he just did the best possible thing to keep that wound covered until the match is over. Awesome has everything going for him right now, this match may be over right now.”

Awesome gets back into the ring as The Sandman shows signs of movement and begins using the ring ropes to get himself back up while Awesome picks up the chainsaw and starts it up again. Sandman gets up to his feet but is on rubber legs as he leans back against the ropes. Awesome points at Sandman with one hand while the chainsaw is in the other. Awesome holds the chainsaw high up in the air, then comes down towards Sandman going for a diagonal cut across The Sandman's chest with the chainsaw but Sandman drops down on his stomach and, Awesome cuts the middle of the top and middle rope of the left side of the ring but also cuts into the back of The Sandman’s right shoulder!! Sandman yells in pain and rolls out of the ring as Awesome kept on his diagonal cut and begins cutting into the ring’s mat causing the chainsaw to jam up. Sandman clutches at the back of his right shoulder with his left hand and begins crawling towards the twenty foot ladder in the entryway aisle which has four stacked tables and twenty stacked light tubes forming a box shape at the top. In the ring Awesome cut so deep into the ring mat that he can’t pull it out and the chainsaw is literally standing upright. Jeff Jones gets into the ring and after a few heaves the two are able to pull it out. Awesome sees Sandman is at the ladder and gets out of the ring and begins making his way towards the ladder. Sandman leans his body against the ladder and uses it to pull himself up. Awesome walks up and tries to start up the chainsaw but is unsuccessful, Awesome keeps trying but doesn’t realize he is less than a few feet from the Sandman and Sandman lunges forward and clotheslines Awesome knocking him into the steel guardrail. Sandman grabs the dead chainsaw, crawls over to the ladder, and begins climbing up to the top of it facing the entryway, with his back to the tables and light tubes. Awesome is only mildly shook up but the shot but limbs towards the ladder as blood is leaking through the athletic tape around is left leg. Awesome starts climbing the opposite side of the ladder as The Sandman. Both men climb up nearly to the top of the twenty foot high ladder. Awesome gets up above Sandman first and hits him with a double axe smash on top of his head knocking Sandman down a rung. Awesome then steps over the top of the ladder in front of Sandman. Awesome sets Sandman up for a Powerbomb but Sandman takes the dead chainsaw and cuts across the side of Awesome’s right leg causing Awesome to drop down two rungs even with Sandman who grabs and holds onto Awesome to stop him from falling. Sandman grabs Awesome by the hair and repeatedly rams his head into the steel ladder getting Awesome to have his back to the tables. Sandman then puts the dead chainsaw up to Awesome’s chest, he holds onto the other end of the blade with his left hand, swings back, and gives Awesome a SINGAPORE LEGSWEEP WITH THE DEAD CHAINSAW OFF THE TWENTY FOOT LADDER THROUGH THE TWENTY STACKED LIGHT TUBES AND FOUR STACKED TABLES!!!!! The crowd erupts in cheers and chants all over the entire stadium as both Sandman and Awesome lay limp in the huge wreckage. After almost a full minute The Sandman rolls over and lays his arm over Awesome’s limp body, 1.….2.……3! The Sandman wins!

JS: “OH MY GGOOOOODDD!!! Sandman gets the win by hitting the most insanely hardcore Singapore Legsweep he or anyone has ever done!! I don’t believe what I have just seen!!”

BH: “I thought we’d see people taken out of here in body bags, and we just might. That fall may have killed both Mike Awesome and The Sandman because neither of them are moving.”

JS: “Both men had evil intentions but they clearly underestimated how hard the other man would try to not be cut into pieces by the chainsaw. Sandman was talking like he was going to just easily butcher Mike Awesome which was hardly the case and most of us knew it wouldn’t be that easy. But both men sustained deep cuts from that chainsaw and two ambulances are being backed up into the stadium, one on each side of the entryway to take both men out of here.”

BH: “These two warriors just showed how hardcore they can get. I’ll never understand why they want to put their bodies through this, and neither will most people. But that is what separates the warriors from the spectators.”

**Every member of ring crew in the building attends to the ring. Six members remove all of the weapons and debris from the ring and ringside, while another three mop the floor around the ring. Five members of ring crew replace the ring mat, while eight replace the ring ropes on two sides of the ring while the final Cyberslam Countdown Match airs on the eXtreme Screen.**

Cyberslam Countdown: #1
eHw World Title Stretcher Match: Scott Steiner ( c ) vs. Jeff Jarrett

**The lights go dark and strobe lights go on at the top of the entryway as Scott Steiner’s music is heard and the eHw World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring with his favorite freak Midajah. Steiner walks to the ring through a sea off boos from the fans that he completely ignores as he doesn’t take his eyes of Jarrett in the ring. Steiner gets into the ring with Midajah and flexes his huge muscles in the middle of the ring and spotlights shine on him. Steiner flexes and poses, then removes the world title belt from his waste and holds it up in the air and circles the ring holding it up. Big Poppa Pump hands the belt to Midajah who hands it to ref as the lights come back on, the music fades, and a stretcher is wheeled out to the ring and placed at the end of the entrance way as the bell rings.**

Jarrett and Steiner both circle the ring each with a serious look on their face not relaxed or taking the match lightly at all. Steiner sticks his hand out for a test of strength but Jarrett slaps his hand away. They circle the ring some more and then they lock up in the middle of the ring. They stay in a grapple for several seconds and when Steiner can’t take Jarrett over he backs Jarrett into the corner and the ref calls for a break of the hold. They break and both men move out of the corner. They lock up again in the middle of the ring but this time Steiner gets the advantage and gives Jarrett and arm drag takedown. Both men get right back up, they look to lock up again but Steiner shoves Jarrett’s arm out of the way and rakes his eyes. Jarrett falls back a few steps and Steiner whips him off the ropes Steiner goes for a back body drop but Jarrett jumps over him and goes off the ropes again Jarrett charges and shoulder blocks Steiner but barely moves him. Steiner yells at Jarrett to do it again, so Jarrett runs off the ropes and shoulder blocks him again and barely moves Steiner back. Steiner yells at Jarrett to do it again, Jarrett runs off the ropes and Steiner clotheslines him down to the mat. Steiner picks Jarrett up to his feet and gives him a pump handle suplex. Jarrett crashes hard on the mat but starts to get up to his feet at the same time Steiner does. Jarrett lands a left handed punch the left cheek of Steiner and Steiner goes back a few steps. Jarrett then hits Steiner with a chop to his chest getting a reaction from the crowd. Jarrett whips Steiner off the ropes and gives him a sidewalk slam. Jarrett picks up Steiner’s right leg and puts him in a leg lock submission hold. Jarrett pulls back on the hold putting pressure on it, but he doesn’t keep the hold on for long because Steiner kicks Jarrett right on the side of his head several times forcing him to break the hold. Both men get up, Jarrett goes for Steiner’s leg but Steiner head butts Jarrett then gives him a side slam. After he hit’s the hold and gets up to his feet Steiner yells for Midajah who tosses a small object into the ring. .it’s a cheese grater! Steiner takes the cheese grater in one hand and picks Jarrett up to his knees with the other. Steiner stands in front of Jarrett and slams the cheese grater on Jarrett’s forehead and runs it back and forth on Jarrett’s forehead tearing up the his flesh as blood starts pouring out of it and down the rest of Jarrett’s face. Steiner tosses the cheese grater to a corner of the ring and then punches Jarrett on his forehead in order to get the ripped up flesh to bleed more which he is successful in doing. Steiner picks Jarrett up and then takes him down with a piledriver landing Jarrett on his neck and forehead. Steiner gets up and elbow drops Jarrett’s neck twice and then yells for Midajah again. Midajah grabs the ring bell and walks up the ring steps to hand it to Steiner as Steiner walks over to the same corner where the cheese grater is to take it from her. But when he does Jarrett gets on his feet, charges, and splashes Steiner in the corner. Jarrett takes Steiner and dumps him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Jarrett reaches down, picks up the cheese grater, and gets out of the ring. Jarrett takes Steiner and slams him head first onto the top of the steel guardrail and when Jarrett falls to his knees, Jarrett takes the cheese grater and goes to use it on Steiner but Midajah gets behind Jeff and rakes his eyes with her sharp finger nails. Jarrett falls on all fours and crawls towards the ring as Midajah tends to Steiner. Jarrett goes under the ring and pulls out his guitar, he stands up, taps Midajah’s shoulder and when she turns around Jarrett smashes the guitar on her head!! Midajah is knocked unconscious as Jarrett takes Steiner and whips him into the steel ring steps. Jarrett then goes into his boot and takes out . .a pair of scissors. Jarrett closes the scissors up and jams the sharp end into the forehead of Scott Steiner repeatedly as blood starts flowing out of his forehead. Jarrett puts the scissors back in his boot and then slams Steiner’s head against the edge of one of the ring steps. Jarrett poses for the crowd as Midajah is taken out on a stretcher of her own. But as Jarrett is posing, Steiner gets up and from behind gives him a release dragon suplex into the steel guardrail. Jarrett hit’s the back of his head and neck hard as Steiner gets up to his feet and whips some of the blood away from his eyes. Steiner picks up the ring bell that he dropped after the splash and slams it onto the stomach of Jarrett as he lays on the arena floor. Steiner then walks over to the ring announcers table and grabs the hammer they use to hit the bell with. Steiner sits Jarrett up and pounds him on his neck and upper back with the hammer until Jarrett flings his arms out and hits Steiner’s crotch. Steiner drops the hammer as Jarrett favors his neck and crawls back towards the ring and then gets back into it. Steiner goes under the ring and takes out a small white sack and gets into the ring with it. Steiner gets up in the ring and empties the content of the sack on the far side of the ring. .it’s thumbtacks! Hundreds of thumbtacks spill out as Steiner spreads them out a little bit. Steiner walks over to Jarrett on the opposite side of the ring, Steiner picks Jarrett up and gives him an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex on the Thumbtacks!!! Jarrett yells in pain as he rolls away from the thumbtacks onto his belly and shows that his back and shoulders are covered in thumbtacks.

JR: “I don’t think I’ve seen Big Poppa Pump take the initiative like this before. He is a mat wrestler, but tonight he is showing how extreme he can get.”

JG: “This is a much more dangerous, much more determined Scott Steiner and Jarrett could be in big trouble.”

Steiner picks Jarrett up, he whips him off the ropes and clotheslines Jarrett down as he hit’s the mat back first. Steiner rolls Jarrett on his belly, flexes his huge right arm, and then elbow drops Jarrett’s back and shoulders driving the thumbtacks deeper into Jarrett’s skin.

Steiner gets up and mocks Jarrett by throwing up a piece sign and then flexing some more getting booed even more by the crowd. Jarrett starts to get up but Steiner stomps him on his neck and head. Steiner yells out, “IT’S TIME TO STOP PLAYIN’!!” then he goes out of the ring and then goes under it. Steiner actually crawls completely under the ring for a second, and then comes back out with a barbwire wrapped table! Steiner puts it into the ring, then gets in the ring and opens it up. Steiner places the table over the thumbtacks, then scoops up some of the thumbtacks and puts them on the center of the table. Jarrett gets on his knees as Steiner drags him towards the table. Steiner signals for the end, he picks Jarrett up for a suplex, and attempts the Steiner Screwdriver. .but Jarrett spins out of it and gets behind Steiner. Jarrett grabs the scissors out of his boot and when Steiner turns around jams the edge into his forehead again! Jarrett throws the scissors away and powerbombs Steiner through the barbwire and thumbtack covered table!!! Neither Jarrett nor Steiner move after the move for a few seconds but Jarrett is the first one to show signs of life. The ref sees if the bell should be rung but Steiner starts moving and yelling severe pain. Steiner starts taking the barbs from the barb wire off of him and slowly starts moving. Jarrett gets to his feet and picks Steiner up out of the debris and gives Steiner a knee breaker on Steiner’s right leg. Jarrett then immediately locks Steiner in the figure four leg lock! And since there are no pins or submissions in a stretcher match, Jarrett can lock on the hold as long as he wants. Both men yell out in pain since the move puts pressure on the leg and back and since both men have thumbtacks stuck in their back, Jarrett more than Steiner both men are in pain. Jarrett cinches in the hold as much as he can as he is in serious pain as well. Jarrett keeps the hold locked on for as long as he can but is forced to break the hold since he is in too much pain himself. Jarrett gets up to his feet slowly favoring his back as blood continues to flow from his forehead. Jarrett picks Steiner up and walks him over to the broken barbwire table and thumbtacks. Jarrett takes Steiner and attempts to give him The Stroke. .but Steiner grabs the ropes in front of him to stop the hold and then take head butts Jarrett again getting Jarrett to back. Steiner is barely able to walk but when Jarrett walks back towards him, out of nowhere Steiner kicks Jarrett in the stomach and hit’s the Steiner Screwdriver!! Jarrett lands on his neck and shoulders and doesn’t even move. .but neither does Steiner. Both men are hurt and fatigued, Steiner just lays on his belly with his eyes open looking up at the roof of the arena. Steiner slowly uses the ropes to help him get up to his feet and he yells at the ref to see if Jarrett is moving or can answer a ten count. The ref raises Jarrett’s arm once and it drops, the ref raises Jarrett’s arm twice and it drops, the ref raises Jarrett’s arm a third time and it. . .Jarrett lets it drop but then holds it up just before it hit’s the mat. Steiner is in shock and can’t believe that Jarrett starts to get up to his feet. Steiner gets up using the ropes, Steiner takes Jarrett and using brut strength throws Jarrett over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Steiner kneels in the ring and doesn’t know what else to do as Jarrett starts crawling back towards the ring. Steiner uses this time to recuperate and gets some energy back as Jarrett goes under the ring and takes out a guitar. But this guitar has small cuts all over it and leaves a wet trail as Jarrett drags it out from under the ring. Jarrett gets back in the ring and takes a lighter from out of his trunks. Steiner gets up and yells at some fans at ringside that are holding up signs that say “Steiner is Ralphus” and “Big Fat Booty Daddy” Jarrett gets to his knees as he lights the lighter and drops it on his guitar. .lighting it on fire. Jarrett gets up to his feet and yells as loud as he can, Steiner turns around and Jarrett SMASHES HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A FLAMING GUITAR!!!! The ref immediately calls for the bell, Jarrett clenches at his face as the ref is handed bottles and cups of soda that were being drunken by the fans at ringside and by ring crew and he pours it on the head and face of Steiner as medics rush to the ring. Steiner is rolled over and immediately put on a stretcher and wheeled to the back and is taken out on an ambulance to receive medical attention. JEFF JARRETT WINS!!!

JR: “GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN!! Jarrett just lit his guitar on fire and hit Scott Steiner in the head and face with it!! I can’t believe my eyes!”

JG: “Scott Steiner has been defeated for his EHW World Title! I can’t believe that that happened.”

JR: “In what had to be the greatest EHW World Title match in this companies history, Jeff Jarrett puts and exclamation point on the match by smashing a flaming guitar on Scott Steiner’s head to send him off on a stretcher. And in the middle of all this excitement we have a new World Champion!”

JG: “Jarrett with two guitars sent both Steiner and Midajah out on stretchers. I guess now he is the Chosen One in EHW.”

JS: “That was without a doubt the greatest match in Cyberslam history. What a war that was between Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner that culminated in Jeff Jarrett becoming in the eHw World Heavyweight Champion. Those two main evented the first ever Caged Heat which will be making it’s return this fall. Then had the greatest stretcher match in eHw history and the greatest match in Cyberslam history for the eHw World Title. It is matches like that that have made the Road to Cyberslam Three all the more special.”

BH: “The Road to Cyberslam started with none other than the showstopper himself Shawn Michaels becoming a two time eHw World Champion at King of the Deathmatches Two Thousand three when he defeated the legendary Bret the Hitman Hart in a Chamber of Horrors Match. After that match, Michaels reassembled the greatest and most influential stable of all time DeGeneration X with all of it’s original living members. The eight wonder of the world, hottest woman in the world if you ask me, Chyna and the enforcer of DX, The Game, Triple H joined along side the Heart Break Kid and all hell has broken loose since.”

JS: “DX got eHw booted off of the air for some of their language and remarks and when they were ordered to apologize to the censors by eHw Owner Paul Heyman, they responded by giving the most vulgar speech in the history of wrestling.”

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JS: “But the Heartbreak Kid’s opponent has taken a road as unique as his personality. Al Snow already had a stable, the longest running, most successful stable in eHw history, the Extreme Task Force. It was getting to the main event level that was the biggest obstacle for Al Snow who finally got to the door and knocked it down by winning the Two Thousand Four eHw King of the Deathmatches Tournament by defeating his nemesis Mike Awesome in a Hardcore Hell Match. Not only did Al Snow win the tournament and the eHw Deathmatch Title belt, he also won a guaranteed spot in the main event of Cyberslam Three. Al Snow’s career has been a rocky one but he has done nothing but step his game up and up since eHw reopened four months ago. Tonight Al Snow looks to not just step into the mid card, but step into immortality as he not only attempts to become the eHw World Champion on eHw’s grandest stage, but also attempts to become only the fifth member in the Crown of Barbed Wire. Al Snow would enter it as the most accomplished member, as he would be the only member to have one all of the titles, plus the Deathmatch Title which he currently holds. Will Al Snow be able to realize his life long dream of becoming a world champion? Or will Shawn Michaels at this accolade to his incomparably long list? We are about to find out. Right now we go to our ring announcer, Michael Buffer.”

Michael Buffer: “Ladies and gentlemen. . . .it is now time for the Main Event of the Evening. In a night that has seen some dreams rise, some dreams fall, and two warriors put their lives on the line in a chainsaw match, we are now ready to see the match for the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Are you ready?! Chicago, Illinois, Are you RRRReady?!! Well then for the more than seventy thousand in attendance, and the millions watching around the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, LLLLET’S GET RRRRREADY TO RRRRRRUUUUMMMMMBBBLLLE!!!”

**Bright lights shine on the entryway as “What Does Everybody Want?!” is heard and the crowd pops louder than they have all night as Al Snow walks through the curtain. Al Snow stands at the head of the entryway looking towards the ring and around the stadium, then begins making his way down to the ring.**
Michael Buffer: “First making his way to the ring, the challenger. He is known the world over for his history in hardcore wrestling, and his ever lasting connection to his life partner Head. From Lima, Ohio, the original head trainer for the ground breaking series Tough Enough. He is a man who tonight looks to sit on the thrown of eHw‘s most illustrious accomplishment the Crown of Barbed Wire. Ladies and Gentlemen, standing at six foot tall, weighing two hundred and thirty four pounds, the current eHw Deathmatch Champion, the Master of the Snow Plow, the man they call the Snow Man, AAAALLLLL SSSNNOOOOWWWW!!!!”

**The cameras go backstage and see Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and Chyna all making their way from the DX locker room towards the entryway as “Break It Down” by the Chris Warren Band begins playing.**

Michael Buffer: “And now, coming to the ring wearing red trimmed with black. He is one of the most accomplished and most gifted athletes in the history of professional wrestling. He is known within the business as the greatest light heavyweight wrestler of all time dominating the heavyweight wrestling world and is the leader of one of the greatest stables professional wrestling has ever know in D Generation X. He is accompanied to the ring by the ninth wonder of the world Chyna and his best friend and DX enforcer Triple H. Here he is the showstopper, the main event, the icon, the current, reigning, and defending two time eHw HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WWOOOORRRLLLDDD!! HBK the Heart Break Kid, SHHAWWWNNN MMMMICHAAAEELLSSS!!!”

JS: “As you all know this is a Taipei Death Match. Michaels as some of you could or could not tell wore covers over his taped fist so as not to touch anyone on his way to the ring. Triple H who came down to the ring with him is now cutting them off and revealing the fists covered with broken glass. We only had one of these in eHw we haven’t had more than a handful here in eHw. These tend to be bloody, bloody battles.”

BH: “I’d look for blood but I’d also look for wrestling. Shawn Michaels is a great mat and aerial wrestler and he won’t move away from that. He will make Al Snow play his game. Michaels is the champion, Al Snow has to beat him, he doesn’t have to beat Al Snow. So don’t let the broken glass on their fists fool you. They’ll use them, but they’ll also use them as a distraction to use other means of attack to win the match.”

Al Snow and Shawn Michaels go face to face in the middle of the ring each with their arms a little further out at their sides than normal. Michaels and Snow trash talk each other for a few seconds then Michaels goes for a quick left hook but Al Snow ducks and jogs a few steps back. Michaels runs at Snow but Snow drops down and dropkicks Michaels in the stomach. Michaels bends down in pain as Al gets up to one knee. Snow goes for an uppercut with the glass covered fists but Michaels leans and falls backwards to avoid the shot. Michaels quickly gets up as Snow is quickly walking towards him. Snow goes for a double axe handle with the taped fists but Michaels jabs Snow in his right rib cage with the taped fist! Snow covers up his right ribs while Michaels gets up to his feet and jabs Snow twice right between the eyes with his right taped fist busting Snow open! Michaels goes for a right cross but Al ducks it, steps into Michaels, and gives him an inverted atomic drop. Michaels bends over in pain and Al gives him a Pulling Piledriver. Snow gets up to his feet carefully wiping some of the blood out of his eyes. Al then pulls Michaels towards the far right corner of the ring. Al gets Michaels about three feet away, then begins to climb up to the top rope facing the crowd. Michaels though gets up to his feet while Al is trying to get from the second turnbuckle to the top. Michaels pushes Al so he is lunged forward and crotches himself on the top rope. Michaels climbs up to the second turnbuckle next to Al. Michaels puts Al’s left arm over his shoulder, grabs him around his midsection and gives him a Side Suplex from the top rope! Michaels then mounts on top of Al to go for a series of punches to the face but as Michaels raises his fist for the first time Al rakes the back of his right fist across Michaels’ stomach cutting him up and forcing Michaels to roll off of him. Al gets up to his feet, picks Michaels up as he is favoring his chest and gives him a T-Bone Suplex. Al grabs Michaels’ arm while he is down on his back and rakes the back of his left hand across Michaels’ right arm, then buts Michaels in a cross arm bar, stretching the arm as far as he can. The cuts Snow created rip further across the flesh as he pulls the arm closer and closer to being out of it’s socket. Michaels back rolls to get onto all fours and take some of the pressure off of the hold, then when he is on all fours lunges and decks Al Snow across his face with his left taped fist causing Al to break the hold! Snow rolls away from Michaels as HBK gets back up to his feet. Michaels bounces off the ropes, as Snow gets up to his feet, leaps and hits Al on the side of his head with a flying forearm. Michaels jumps up to his feet, walks over to the near left corner of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope. Michaels gets up on the top rope, holds his arms up in the air, and crotch chops the crowd but as he takes his extra time to taunt Snow rolls up to his feet and runs against the ropes causing the ropes to shake and forcing to drop down and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Snow gets off the ropes and climbs up to the second rope and sits down on the top turnbuckle as he stands Michaels up. Snow then stands up on the second turnbuckle with his back to Michaels, grabs Michaels under both of his arms, and gives him a Flipping Slam off the top rope!

JS: “What a great, innovative move there by Al Snow. I think the momentum is swinging back in his direction, the people are all on their feet cheering for him.”

BH: “Ahhh forget the humanoids. C’mon Shawn! You can do it! He’s a mid card jobber, he’ll blow it in the end that is when you need to capitalize.”

JS: “You’re thinking of the Al Snow of yesterday. The Al Snow of today always steps up in big time matches weasel.”

BH: “Shut up! You shut up! HBK is gonna win this thing!”

Snow gets up to his feet and points out into the crowd then points up to the top rope where Michaels was just standing and slammed from. Snow repositions Michaels a little closer to the corner, then climbs up to the top rope of the near left corner again facing the crowd. Snow holds both his arms at his side, dives back, and hits Michaels with the Moonsault! Snow makes a cover, 1.…2...NO! Michaels kicks out and pushes Al Snow off of him. Snow gets up to his feet as Michaels slowly gets up to his, Al is slow to move in on Michaels but when he does Michaels glances at him and nails him with Sweet Chin Music!! Al Snow is knocked down to the mat and looks knocked silly. Michaels catches his breath for a few seconds, pulls Snow into the middle of the ring, and makes a cover, 1.…2.….NO! Al Snow kicks out and rolls away from Michaels. Michaels slowly gets up with a look of disbelief on his face. Michaels gets into it with the referee, arguing that it was a three count but the referee yells back at Michaels insisting it was a two. Michaels turns around to go back on the attack but when he does he sees Al Snow is up on his feet and Snow nails Shawn with a Superkick! Snow jumps up to his feet and crotch chops DX at ringside while the fans in the arena start cheering louder and louder. Al Snow then waits for Michaels to get up to his feet standing right behind him. Michaels gets up after a little while and Snow spins him around, kicks him in the stomach, and gives him the Snow Plow!! The fans pop big time for the move as Al Snow makes a cover, 1.….2.…NO! Triple H reaches in and drags the referee out of the ring and gives him a Pedigree! Triple H and Chyna point in the ring and laugh at Al Snow until Hardcore Holly, Glen Gillberti, and Victoria run down to ringside. Triple H and Chyna high tail it over the guardrail and are chased to the back by members of the Extreme Task Force except Victoria who grabs the world title belt from ringside and tosses it in the ring to Al Snow who catches it. Victoria then jumps over the guardrail and joins in the chaise as Snow lays the belt down in the middle of the ring. Al Snow signals for Michaels to get up to his feet as some in the arena have their attention diverted back to the entryway as Shane McMahon and Stacy Keibler walk a new referee out to the ring. Michaels uses the ropes to get up to his feet but he is on rubber legs as he backs into Snow who spins him around and gives him the Trapping Headbutts into the Snow Plow on the world title belt!!! Snow rolls Michaels over on his back and slides the title out of the ring as the new referee slides into the ring to make the count, 1.….2.…..3! Al Snow wins the World Title!

JS: “Al Snow wins!! Al Snow has defeated Shawn Michaels in the main event of Cyberslam Three to become the eHw World Heavyweight Champion!! OH MY GOD!!!”

BH: “This can’t be happening! This can’t be happening! Oww!! What did you just pinch me for?!”

JS: “To show you that this isn’t a dream weasel! And someone better pinch Al Snow because his life long dream has just become a reality as he has become the new eHw World Champion!”

**Al Snow is handed the world title belt causing him to drop down on both knees. Snow looks at the title with a teary eyed look on his face, then gets up and holds the title up with both hands like he did HEAD for so many years with a big smile on his face.**

BH: “Wait a minute! Bret Hart is in the ring! Bret Hart is in the ring, this could be very interesting.”

**Al Snow turns his attention over to Bret Hart who has a semi angry look on his face and is staring a hole right through Snow.**

JS: “Bret Hart received medical treatment earlier. He has a lot of reason to be angry. He didn’t get his world title rematch from the King of the Deathmatches pay per view. He didn’t get to have his match with Triple H tonight due to Mike Awesome attacking him. Bret Hart has enough going against him right now to snap, but will he do it during Al Snow’s crowning moment?”

**Bret Hart walks up to Al Snow, reaches back like he is going to punch him, then extends his arm out for a hand shake. The ref comes up and cuts the athletic tape with glass off of Snow’s right hand so can reach out and shake Bret’s. Bret Hart then holds up Al Snow’s right arm while Snow holds the world title belt up with his left. Scott Steiner makes his way down to the ring along with eHw owner Paul Heyman, Chris Benoit, Edge while the rest of the Extreme Task Force comes back out of the crowd and everyone floods the ring congratulating Al Snow on his win. Snow and Hardcore Holly hug each other and afterwards Bret Hart and Scott Steiner hold Al Snow up on their shoulders and walk around the ring as the fans cheer the loudest they have all night while fireworks go off above the ring and above the stadium.**

JS: “It was definitely a historic night here at Cyberslam Three. Where we saw some rise, some fall, two men do battle in one of the most insanely hardcore matches I have ever seen, and one Snow Man realized his dream of winning the World Title and entering the Crown of Barbed Wire. For Bobby the Brain Heenan and everyone here in eHw, thank you for joining us here in eHw’s home of Chicago, Illinois for Cyberslam THREE!!”

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