**Jim Ross and Joel Gertner get big applause as they walk out to the ring to start the August EHW Pay Per View.**

JR: "Welcome everyone to EHW's Big Ass Extreme Bash!!! We are coming to you tonight from the home of EHW Chicago, Illinois! I am Jim Ross along with. . . "

JG: "Along with the Quitessential Studmuffin himself, Joel 'I satify both hunger and thirst and when I am done your girlfriend will burst because I am bigger than a king size Snickers bar and tons more satifying and whether in Chicago, New York, Paris, London, or Rome, ladies love to hear my poem; overseas and here at home, they love to drink my pearly foam!" Gertner

JR: "Since this is a ppv, I guess I can let that one slide, but only that one! Well, we are going to start off with Gene Okurlend who is standing by."

Gene: "I am standing here with Sid Vicious, Sid you are the first person to win the Crown of Barbwire. What are you going to do with both titles?"

Sid: "That is such as stupid question Gene, but I do have a surprising answer. I am going to hand the Hardcore Title over to my stablemate Chris Jericho so tonight in his match with Lex Luger it will be for the Hardcore Title."

Gene: "Wow! That is a surprising move, why do that?"

Sid: "Even though I could handle both belts, Jericho deserves the hardcore title since he was screwed out of it by Luger a few weeks back now it is time for them to settle their score with the prize on the line. And, as for my match tonight. . . Steiner you flex your muscles and all of that shit but you don't bother to focus on me at all and my friend that will be your downfall. Because tonight I will show you why I am the Ruler of the FUCKING World!!!" **Sid pushes Gene aside and walks away.**

Gene: "Back to you at ringside."

JR: "Wow, the big man is putting a lot of pressure on Y2J here tonight."

JG: "If you want to talk about putting on the pressure you should have seen me and this girl last night, I. . . "

JR: "Let's go to the ring, very quickly!"

**The Rock's music hits as the fan's go absolutely nuts and Rock comes out to the ring. Rock stands on the top rope and looks out at the crowd as the lights go out and Triple H's music comes on. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon come out to the ring to sea of boos from the fans. Triple H gets on the mat and holds his arms high in the air and spits out water at the fans near the ring. He gets in the ring and both men go at it right away.**

HHH and Rock get into a hard fist fight that Rock comes out winning, Rock looks at the crowd while HHH is dazed and knockes HHH down with a hard right hook. Rock picks HHH up, Rock goes for a DDT but HHH knees Rock in the gut and gives him a knee to the face drop. HHH gets up and taunts the Rock fans that are at ringside, HHH picks Rock up and whips him off the ropes he goes for a high knee but Rock ducks as Stephanie McMahon gets on the mat, HHH turns around and Rock hits the Rock Bottom! He goes for the cover but the ref is distracted by Stephanie, Rock gets up and knocks her off the mat with a hard right hand to the side of her head! Rock goes to pick HHH up again but on the way up HHH hits a low blow, he sets Rock up and gives him the Pedigree!! He goes for a pin, 1..2.3! Triple H wins!

JR: "With a little help from that. . "

JG: "Skank, slut, hussy, bitch!!!!"

JR: "Yeah. . . Triple wins and will be the number one contender for the EHW World Title after tonight."

JG: "I'd throw a punch line in, but I 'd rather see some more hardcore action so lets get right into the next match up."

**A stretcher is brought out to the ring as The Total Package's music comes on and he comes out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the fans. Luger places the stretcher close to the ring and flexes for the cameras as the fans are disgusted by it, at least all of the men are. Y2J's music comes on as pyros go off and the Hardcore Champion comes to the ring to a big pop from the fans. Jericho runs to the ring and him and Luger waste no time going at each other!**

JR: "This is an EHW Stretcher Match for the Hardcore Title."

Jericho charges and tackles Luger down to the mat but Luger pushes Jericho off and when they get up Luger hits a standing clothesline on Jericho knocking him through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Luger follows, he gets to the outside, takes a chair, and nails Jericho over the back and in the left knee with it! Luger then picks Jericho up and whips him into the guardrail and Jerich hits hard and goes down, while he is down Luger takes a table out from underneath the ring and sets it up on the outside. Luger drags Jericho over by the table but as he is being dragged Jericho grabs the chair and hits Luger in the stomach with it, Jericho takes Luger and gives him a powerbomb on the floor, but Jericho hooks his arms lifts Luger up again and powerbombs Luger through the table! Jericho then gets up the mat and signals for the Lionsault, but then out of the crowd Scott Steiner runs out with a lead pipe, Jericho doesn't see him and Steiner nails Jericho with all of his might in the ribs with it!! Luger climbs on the mat and gives Jericho a powerslam on the hard arena floor! Steiner puts Jericho in the ring and Luger gets in their with him, Luger picks Jericho up and puts him in the Torture Rack! Luger literally keeps Jericho in the hold for a couple of minutes until Jericho is unconcious a few times over and the ref calls for the bell and medics take him away on a stretcher! The Total Package wins!

JR: "Team Package just screwed Chris Jericho out of the Hardcore Title! Damn them, where is security when you need them?!"

JG: "Aren't you going to repeat any of what you just said a few more times? Nevermind, I don't want to give you any ideas.

JR: "This isn't the time Gertner, I'll kick your ass if you don't watch it! But The Icons might just even up with The Real Americans in this next match for the TV Title, big Sid Vicious is going to fight the man who just cost Jericho the Hardcore Title Scott Steiner."

**Big Poppa Pump's music hits and he comes out to the ring to an overwhelming amount of boos from everyone in the crowd. Big Poppa Pump gets in the ring looks around and all the people in the crowd then flicks off a fan that has a Game Over sign they are holding up. The lights go out and Sid's music hits. . .PYROS go off and Sid Vicious comes out to the ring to a large amount of cheers from the audience. Sid gets in the ring and holds up the TV Title and gets another pop there, he hands the belt to the ref then gets in Steiner's face for what he did to Chris Jericho.**

They get into a shouting fight, then Sid looks at the crowd and decks Steiner with a hard right hand that knocks Steiner on his ass. Steiner gets back up to his feet and him and Sid lock up, Steiner backs Sid into a corner then knees himin the stomach then gives the big man a belly to belly suplex out of the corner. Steiner picks Sid up whips him off the ropes and gives him a clothesline that knocks Sid down, Steiner kisses his muscle then drops and elbow over Sid's throat. He goes for an early cover, 1.2..NO! Sid kicks out and starts to get back up to his feet, Steiner grabs Sid from behind before he can fully get to his feet and Steiner gives him a high release german suplex that sends Sid a quarter of the way across the ring! Steiner gets up and flexes his huge muscles for the fans who give him more boos than Vince McMahon would get in the ECW Arena. When Steiner turns around he is shocked to see that Sid is almost back on his feet, Steiner goes over to Sid but by the time he gets there Sid is back up he grabs Steiner by the throat and gives him a Chokeslam! Both men stay down but Sid starts to get up first, then Luger runs down to the ring with the pip in his hand, he tosses it to Steiner and runs back to the back. Steiner yells for Luger to come back but Luger doesn't here him, Steiner turns around to assault Sid with the pip but Sid nails him with a big boot to the pip knocking it in the face of Steiner. Sid goes to the outside and puts a table in the ring as well as himself, Sid opens up the table and places it in the middle of the ring and the crowd knows whats coming and starts cheering. Sid puts Steiner down, gets him up, and hits the Powerbomb through the table!! Sid covers Steiner with his foot, 1..2.3! Sid Vicious wins.

JR: "Can anyone beat big Sid? He has only one defeat in the last four months! That is amazing and he just taught Scott Steiner not to mess with the big man."

JG: "I can't believe it, but I can't say anything bad about Sid. He is just amazing. But Joey, now we are going to have probably the most intense match of the night, the EHW original Rage in the Cage Match."

**The barb wire wrapped hell in a cell cage is lowered to ringside as ring crew places a ladder at ringside, and brings two garbage cans filled with weapons in the ring and handcuffs them to the cage when it lowers.**

JR: "The ways to win this match is since this is an elimination match up two competitors will be pinned. But when it comes down to the last two it will be standard Rage in the Cage rules, where you can only win if you climb that ladder to the top of the cage which is higher than a normal hell in a cell cage, grab the key which is hanging from the top, unlock the cage door and reach the outside."

JG: "That is it? Maybe I should get in their it all seems sooo simple. Ross don't forget the cage is wrapped in barb wire, there will be weapons everywhere, and there is going to be four men involved in this match."

**Billy Gunn's music comes on and he goes to the ring to almost no reaction from the crowd. He gets in the cage and poses for the fans but still gets nothing out of them as The British Bulldog's music comes on. Bulldog comes out to the ring in wearing jeams and boots, gets in the cage, and uncuffs one of the garbage cans and spills weapons all over ringside and in the ring. Sting's music hits and he comes out to the ring to lots of applause from the crowd, Sting gets in the cage and yells out to the fans in the arena who all yell right back to him. Raven's music hits and the last competitor comes out to the ring to a big pop from the fans. Raven gets in the ring and uncuffs the other garbage can and throws it in the ring. Raven gets in the ring and sits in a corner waiting for the match to start.**

The Bulldog and Raven get into it as Sting attacks Billy Gunn with a tv monitor knocking him over the head with it and knocking him to the outside of the ring. Bulldog and Raven lock up and Bulldog gives Raven a hanging vertical suplex onto a garbage can. Sting grabs a cookie sheet and hits Gunn over the head with it, then Sting whips Gunn into the ringpost and Gunn hits himself in the face and is knocked out. Sting takes Gunns legs, and locks in the Scorpion Death Lock! The ref sees that Gunn is out and calls for the bell, Billy Gunn is eliminated.(With security standing by it the door to the cage is opened and Gunn is taken out and brought to the back and the door is locked again.) Raven and Bulldog continue to battle in the ring as Raven whips Bulldog off the ropes and gives him a drop toe hold onto a unfolded steel chair. He goes for a cover, 1.2.NO! Bulldog kicks out as Sting comes back in the ring, he turns Raven around and gives him a one handed face buster. Then goes and brings the ladder in the ring. But before Sting can do anything with it from behind Bulldog hits him with a kitchen sink knocking him down and Bulldog takes the ladder and sets it up, but before he can climb it Raven takes a garbage can lid and hits him over the back with it. Raven then takes a mop and jams it into Stings shoulder, he goes to give Sting a running bulldog but Sting gives Raven a back suplex over the top rope to the outside! Bulldog folds up the ladder, then rams it into Sting's back from behind then goes to the outside punish Raven. Sting rolls to the outside as well, Bulldog picks Raven up but Raven swats Bulldog away and attempts the Evenflow DDT but Bulldog lifts Raven up in the air like he is going to give him a spine buster, then tosses Raven into the barb wire cage! Then out of nowhere Sting runs and hits a Stinger Splash on Raven on the barb wire cage!! Sting rips Raven off the cage, while ripping his flesh in the process as Bulldog takes him and gives Raven the Running Powerbomb! 1..2..3! Raven is eliminated and leaves the cage.

JR: "Now it is down to just two competitors, the Bulldog and Sting."

Sting reaches in the ring and grabs a baseball bat, as Bulldog starts to get up Sting hits him in the back in on the back of the neck with it. Sting attemtps to whip Bulldog in the cage but Bulldog reverses, grabs Sting and gives him a sidewalk slam. Bulldog gets back in the ring, sets up the ladder, and goes to grab the key. As he does Sting gets back into the ring, Bulldog gets almost to the top of the ladder and when he goes to grab the key Sting dropkicks the ladder and Bulldog goes flying into the barb wire cage!!! Sting though fatigued and hurt, sets up the ladder and starts to climb it himself, Sting gets up near the top of the ladder as he sees Bulldog's upper body almost cover completely in blood and barb wire. . . grabs the key off the top of the cage! Sting starts climbing down the ladder as the Bulldog starts to crawl for the door on the outside of the ring, Sting reaches the mat and then heads for the door. Sting takes the key and goes for the lock, when the Bulldog as bloody as he is stands up behind Sting and nails him with a guitar smashing it to pieces. Both men are down on the outside as Bulldog gets his hands on the key and puts it in his pocket, then he takes Sting and gives him a gorilla press. . he holds him up in the air then throws him face first into the barb wire wrapped cage! Sting starts gushing blood from the face and is standing since he is partly stuck to the cage next to the door. Bulldog takes the key out and unlocks the cage, but as he is about to open the door Sting grabs him by the hair, and and rams him face first into the cage, then keeps grabbing Bulldog's hair and gives him the Scorpion Death Drop! Sting opens the door and crawls out of it! Sting wins!

JG: "Never in my career have I ever seen that much violence, that much blood, that much. . everything in one match! Ever, and I worked in ECW from the beginning."

JR: "I am in awe of the stamina, and sure intestinal foretitude of Sting to take all of the punishement he did and still come out to the winner. He has earned all of our respect here tonight."

JG: "He sure has, even mine."

**The cage is brought up and ring crew cleans up most of the weapons, and blood in the ring and at ringside.**

JR: "Sting now has to be a contender for the Title that we are about to see defended right now, the IC Title."

**The Undertaker' s music comes on and the Man from the Darkside comes out to the ring as the lights go out. The Undertaker gets in the ring, and shoots his arms in the air as pyros go off and the lights come back on. Al Snow's music hits and the IC Champion goes out to the ring with Head, Al gets in the ring holds up Head and the IC Title high in the air and gets some applause from some of the fans.**

Al Snow goes to lock up with Undertaker but Undertaker takes Al by the face and tosses him into a corner of the ring. Al comes out again and when Undertaker goes to do it again Al ducks, gets behind Undertaker, and gives him a hangmans neckbreaker. Al picks Undertaker up, and whips him into the corner, Al climbs up to the second ropes and starts punching Taker in the head a few times but before Al can get to five Undertaker comes out of the corner and gives Al an inverted atomic drop. Undertaker gets back up to his feet, he whips Al off the ropes and gives him a big foot to the face knocking Snow down. Undertaker wastes no time at all, by picking Al Snow up and grabbing him by the throat signaling for a one arm chokeslam, but when he looks at the crowd Al kicks Undertaker in in the crotch and gives him a double underarm suplex. Both men take a little while getting back up but Al is the first to his feet, he gets up to his feet, goes to the corner and grabs Head, and when Undertaker gets up Al runs to hit him with Head but Undertaker grabs Al by the throat in mid run and gives him a one armed chokeslam! The Undertaker places Al on the top rope and climbs up there himself, Undertaker picks Al up in a shoulderbreaker position and . . .Tombstone Piledrive's Al off the top rope!1..2.3! Undertaker wins.

JR: "New IC Champion! New IC Champion! New IC Champion!"

JG: "I saw that one coming."

JR: "The Undertaker now holds two titles in EHW the IC Title and one half of the tag titles with Kane. He is another of the best in EHW History right there."

JG: "I don't think so, Al Snow just wasn't on top of his game tonight. But, no time for talk it is time for the main event, the World Title Match."

**Hulk Hogan's music is heard as he comes out to the ring to a mixed reaction of enthatic cheers and enthatic boos from Icon fans as well. Hogan gets in the ring and rips off his T-shirt and poses for the camera and some of the fans. "Enter Sandman" hits and the EHW World Champion, The Sandman goes to the ring through the crowd. Sandman gets in the ring, pops open a beer and drinks it down, gets in the ring and holds up the singapore cain, and tosses the ref the title belt as he pops open another beer as the fans go nuts.**

Sandman poors some of the beer in his mouth and spits it at Hogan as both men meet in the ring and get into a trash talking match. Hogan goes for a right hand but Sandman ducks and goes for a roundhouse of his own but Hogan ducks and gives Sandman a jawbreaker. Sandman gets right back up to his feet, and punchs Hogan in the chest a few times backing him up and then pump kicks Hogan down to the mat. Sandman picks Hogan up and gives him a piledriver, then goes and grabs the Singapore Cain. Sandman waits for Hogan to get up, Sandman goes to cain Hogan but Hogan ducks, takes the cain away from Sandman, and nails Sandman with it in the side of the head. Hogan tosses the cain aside and gives Sandman a front face DDT, then starts to signal for a big body slam. Hogan waits a little while but as Sandman starts crawling towards a corner, Hogan picks Sandman up and presses him over his head. . but Sandman rakes Hogan's eyes, falls, grabs the cain and cains Hogan right between the eyes. Sandman picks Hogan up and places him on the top rope and climbs up their himself, Sandman looks at the crowd then hits the Heinekenrana on Hogan! Sandman goes for the pin, 1...2..NO! Hogan gets his foot on the ropes and Sandman gets in the refs face about a slow count but the ref hears none of it and pushes Sandman away and threatens to end the match. Hogan grabs the cain and signals for the end of the match, he picks Hogan up and gets him in position for the Singapore Legsweep. Sandman gets behind Hogan, puts the cain infront of Hogan's throat, and goes to swingback. . .but Hogan elbows Sandman in the chest, gets behind Hogan, and gives him the Singapore Legsweep but doesn't hit it that hard. Hogan gets up to his feet, he picks Sandman up, whips him off the ropes and gorilla press slams Sandman down to the mat! Hogan takes a chair and puts it over Sandman's face, Hogan runs off the ropes and. . . hits the Big Leg Drop on the chair!!! He covers him, 1..2...3! Hogan wins!

JR: "Hulk Hogan has won the EHW World Title by beating the Hardcore Icon! Good God Almighty, I honestly didn't see this coming."

JG: "As Hogan says, never count him out and I think that everyone will know that, now that he is on top of the mountain."

JR: "Folks we are out of time, don't forget to tune it to EHW Turmoil! Good night!"

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