JS: “Welcome everyone to a special event here in the middle of July!! We welcome you to the indictment of professional wrestling where tonight nobody will be innocent and everybody is Guilty as Charged! Coming to you tonight from Houston, Texas! I’m Joey Styles. .”
JG: “And well, well, well, yes it is I the Quintessential Studdmuffin himself and the host of tonight’s show. The one and only Joel ‘I met this stripper named Alexis, she always told me how good my sex is. Because after I met her and bought her a drink, I brought back to my hotel and banged her right here in Houston Texas!’. . . Gertner”
**Crowd goes nuts over Gertner’s middle name.**
JS: “Tonight we have three title matches as well as a couple of debuts and our first match is getting ready to get underway.”
**Bret Hart’s music hits and the Hitman comes out to the ring to some boos from the fans but gets a low overall reaction. Bret Hart gets in the ring and poses for the cameras and as he does his music fades and “Rollin” by Limp Bizkit plays.**
JG: “Hold it right there Styles. I figured you would be better at this than me but apparently I was wrong because you didn’t set this match up at all so as usual I’ll cover for you and make this company look good. It was last Friday on Fury before his match against The Sandman that The Undertaker was bumped into by Bret Hart. Both men exchanged words and a fight broke out just outside of the entryway. Neither man got too many good shots in, but as he got on his bike to ride to his match Undertaker challenged Bret to a match here tonight and now he is about to ride to the ring.”
JS: “That would have deserved a compliment but since you read that off of my sheet let’s just move on to The Undertaker’s entrance.”
**The Undertaker soon rides down to the ring on a motorcycle to a big pop from the crowd. Undertaker circles the ring on the bike then parks it at the end of the entryway and gets into the ring. Right as he does him and Bret Hart goes right at it in a fist fight.**
Bret and Undertaker go fist to fist for about twenty seconds and Undertaker comes out the winner of the fight giving Bret a haymaker left fist that knocks Bret down. Undertaker gets his coordination together and picks Bret up to his feet. Undertaker whips Bret off the ropes and gives him a Big Boot to the Face that knocks Bret back through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Bret lies on his back on the outside clutching his face as the Undertaker walks over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Undertaker takes a steel chair, puts it under his right leg, and leg drops the chair onto Bret’s stomach. Bret rolls away from Undertaker and right into the steel guardrail as Undertaker gets up to his feet. Undertaker picks Bret up and winds up Bret’s right arm, Undertaker then steps up and stands on the steel guardrail. Undertaker walks a few steps on the top of the guardrail and jumps down and hit’s the Old School Arm drop off the steel guardrail. The Undertaker gets up and yells out to the crowd getting a round of cheers from the fans at ringside as Bret slowly gets up to his feet. Undertaker gives Bret a few stiff punches and then Chokeslams him on the Ring Steps! Bret yells in pain since he landed on the edge of one of the stairs. Undertaker puts Bret back into the ring, walks over and throws two steel chairs into the ring. Undertaker gets back in the ring as Bret is still nursing his back and opens up both of the chairs and places them so the seats are facing each other and slightly overlapping. The Undertaker picks Bret up and brings him near the chairs, Undertaker takes Bret and gives him the Last Ride through the Two Chairs!! The Undertaker pushes the broken chairs away and makes the cover, 1..2.3 The Undertaker wins!
JS: “Man did The Undertaker completely annialate Bret Hart. I don’t think I have ever seen Bret Hart take a beating like that in the entire time he has been here in EHW.”
JG: “The last time I saw a beating like that was when I walked in on you in the restroom after the new Victoria Secrets catalog came in.”
JS: “JOEL!!!”
**Chris Jericho is seen in the back walking into the arena in street clothes carrying his gym bag. He walks into the locker room area when all of a sudden Rhino wearing his wrestling gear walks up to about three feet away from him and starts talking with an intense, pissed off voice.**
Rhino: Jericho! I have a message for ya!
Y2J: Oh yeah, who’s it from Tuna breath?
Rhino: It‘s from ME!!
Rhino runs and tackles Jericho into a wall and the two start going each throwing punches with both arms at full force. Jericho’s punches just bounce off Rhino and the Man Beast takes Jericho and gives him a sidewalk slam on the concrete floor. Rhino picks Jericho up and walks him out of the locker room area and into the wide-open outer part of the arena near the garage and outside of the entryway of the arena. Rhino takes Jericho and whips him into a garbage can leaning against a pillar of the arena. The garbage can is dented as garbage flies all over the place. Rhino picks Jericho up but as he does Jericho grabs Rhino’s tights and pulls him face first into the pillar. Rhino goes down on one need holding his face, Jericho gets up takes the garbage can and flattens it over Rhino’s head. Jericho then grabs Rhino by his hair and walks him out through a curtain and to the main arena through the entryway. Jericho whips Rhino into the steel guardrail sending Rhino over it and into the fans in their seats. Jericho takes a few steps back as Rhino starts to stand. Jericho runs and leaps over the steel guardrail and cross body blocking Rhino crashing both into the fans and seats! Folding chairs spill everywhere along with human bodies as security picks people up and clear them out of the way of the two wrestlers. Jericho gets up to his feet first but Rhino gets up with a folding chair in hand and jams it into the back of Jericho’s left knee causing it to buckle. Rhino gets back up to his feet and gives Jericho a snap suplex into the steel guardrail moving it forward. Rhino gets up, puts Jericho back over the guardrail, then jumps over the guardrail himself and picks up Jericho to head to the ring. Rhino picks Jericho up in a gorilla press about two feet away from the ring and throws Jericho through the ropes into the ring. Rhino then goes under the ring and pulls out a table, he opens up the table and places it right next to the ring but after he does Jericho gets on his feet in the ring, runs and hit’s a baseball slide on Rhino knocking him back. Jericho picks Rhino up and both men get back into the ring. Jericho picks Rhino up and gives him a samoan drop in the middle of the ring. Jericho gets up on his feet slightly limping runs and jumps off the ropes attempting the Lionsault but Rhino moves out of the way and Jericho crashes down to the mat. Rhino uses the ropes and gets back up on his feet and crouches down on his feet in the corner and waits for Jericho to get back up. Jericho does get back up on his feet and when he does Rhino charges and hit’s the Gore!! Jericho goes down hard and clenches at his midsection as Rhino gets up on his feet immediately hitting himself and yelling. Rhino picks Jericho up on his knees and brings him through the ropes to the apron of the ring where the table is set up. Rhino sets Jericho up and gives him a, Piledriver off the ring apron through the table at ringside!! Rhino puts Jericho into the ring and makes a cover, 1.2..3 Rhino wins this impromptu match!
JS: “Oh my god! Rhino could have possibly broke Chris Jericho’s neck with that piledriver through the table at ringside! This match wasn’t on the format at all!”
JG: “That’s a format you have I thought it was a takeout menu.”
JS: “Did you write cheese fries under segment four?!!”
JS: “And now we come to a match that has been brewing over the last two weeks. It started as a match over the TV Title but has developed into a very intense, very personal feud that is likely not to end tonight no matter what the outcome. Triple H defeated Taz for the TV Title two weeks ago on Fury but he had assistance from Stephanie McMahon who low blowed Taz who has Triple H in the Tazmission and then set up a barbwire table that Triple H Pedigreed Taz through. Taz vowed revenge on both Triple H and Stephanie McMahon and tonight he has a chance for both in a Steel Henge match. If Taz wins back the TV Title, then he gets Stephanie McMahon alone in that cage for five full minutes to do whatever he wants.”
JG: “And again Joey you neglect facts. Do I have to carry you here like I did in ECW while we were on The redneck Network? Mike Awesome said that he would be the special referee in this match but from what we here that request was denied and Awesome isn’t in the arena tonight. Joey you better shape up or you’ll be in trouble with the office.”
JS: “We don’t even have and office here in EHW Joel!”
**The eHw Steel Henge Cage is shown on the left side of the entryway. The four garbage cans of weapons are put in the outer cage and the top is secured on the inner cage as the lights go orange and “War Machine” by Harry Slash and the Slashtones plays. Taz walks out and takes a left out of the entryway to the cheers of the crowd wearing his wrestling attire. Taz enters the outer cage and walks into the inner cage and holds his arms up in the air when he does and then stands in one of the eight corners of the inner cage. “Play the Game” by Motorhead hits and Triple H and Stephanie McMahon appear in the entryway. Triple H walks over to the Steel Henge cages and holds up the eHw TV Title to mock Taz. Stephanie McMahon trash talks Taz as Triple H hands her the belt and gets in the cage as the lights come back on and the bell rings and the door is double locked shut.**
Triple H goes to punch Taz but Taz walks up to him, bends down and gives Triple and Overhead Belly to Belly Tazplex on the hard floor of the inner cage. Taz immediately picks Triple H up and gives him a Head and Arm Tazplex into the cage! Triple H sits up and starts begging off and crawling away from Taz as Taz walks towards him breathing hard with a mad look on his face. Triple H crawls into the outer cage, he grabs a crutch from one of the garbage cans full of weapons and jams it into Taz’s stomach. Triple H stands up and breaks the crutch over Taz’s back. Triple H picks up the garbage can full of weapons and hit’s Taz on his head and shoulders with the whole thing sending Taz back into the inner cage falling on his face. Triple H dumps all of the weapons out of the can and onto Taz’s body and then hits Taz over the back with the garbage can several times. Triple H throws the garbage can aside, he picks up a shovel and hits Taz on the back of his head with it as Taz is trying to get back up to his feet. Triple H picks Taz up after a couple of seconds and whips him face first into the cage. Taz bounces back after a slight delay and Triple H runs and gives him a high knee to the back of Taz’s head. Taz goes down to one knee as Triple H bends down and picks up a piece of sheet metal. Taz looks up to see Triple H hold the sheet metal over his head to attempt to his Taz with it but Taz shoulder blocks Triple H in his stomach, then picks Triple H up like he was countering a powerbomb and gives Hunter the Concrete Crash on a folded up ironing board. Taz goes to the outer cage and reaches into another garbage can full of weapons and pulls out a pair of scissors. Taz walks over to Triple H, picks him up on his knees by his head and stabs him on his forehead with the scissors until blood starts pouring down Triple H’s face and the Game starts yelling in pain. Taz throws the scissors down and starts punching Triple H directly on his forehead inducing the bleeding. Taz turns around and with his hands covered with Triple H’s blood points to Stephanie McMahon. Taz picks up a little radio, turns back around, and smashes it to pieces over Triple H’s skull. Taz signals for the end of the match. He picks Triple H’s bloody body up, gets behind him, and locks on the Tazmission and starts to choke Triple H out. Triple H frantically starts moving around and trying to escape the hold, as he does he drops to one knee, grabs a skillet from then scattered weapons and hits Taz on his head with it repeatedly until Taz releases the hold and then falls down on his back. Triple H starts to catch his breath as Taz starts bleeding as well. Hunter gets up, takes the piece sheet metal, holds it on his right knee, picks Taz up, and gives him the Knee to the Face Drop with sheet metal! Taz gets cut on the sheet metal and starts bleeding some more on his head and his tape on his hands are stained almost completely red as are Triple H’s from constantly wipping the blood off of their faces. Triple H gets up he slowly walks over to another garbage can of weapons and dumps it contents on the floor of the outside cage and out of it picks up. . .his sledghammer! Triple H walks over as Taz starts to get up to his feet. As Triple H is setting Taz up for something. . . Rhino runs out to the cage!! He starts banging on the cage getting Triple H’s attention! As he does Taz takes Triple H and gives him the T-Bone Tazplex!
JS: “What the hell is Rhino doing out here? He has his match with Triple H on Turmoil not now!”
Rhino climbs up the outer cage and drops down into the outer cage. Taz picks up Triple H and holds him up in front of him. Rhino charges Triple H and goes to Gore him but Triple H mule kicks Taz and drops down on his belly and instead Rhino Gores Taz!! Taz goes down hard, Rhino and Triple H get up at the same time and Triple H grabs his sledgehammer nails Rhino right between the eyes with it knocking Rhino down and totally out. Triple H drops the sledgehammer picks up Taz and gives him the Pedigree!! Triple H makes the cover, 1..2..3 Triple H wins and retains his title!
JG: “I don’t believe this Rhino’s offensive plan to take out Triple H backfired and just cost Taz the EHW TV Title! Joey this is going to make the angry bastard from Brooklyn that much madder.”
JS: “And the fact that he won’t be able to get his hands on Stephanie McMahon is going to drive him insane.”
JG: “Just like every straight man in America.”
JS: “Wait a minute, get back to the cage! Taz is up! Taz is up!”
As Stephanie McMahon enters the cage and helps up her bloody, fatigued husband Taz slowly starts to get up to his feet and well. He sees Stephanie McMahon and all of a sudden shoots up to his feet. Taz walks up and taps Stephanie on her shouler, Steph thinking it is the ref turns around and then shrieks when she sees Taz. Taz grabs her by her air as if he is gonna kiss her. .but then grabs her and LOCKS HER IN THE TAZMISSION!! Stephanie yells, screams, and gasps for air as Triple H gets up to his feet. Taz takes Steph and throws her into Triple H knocking him down on his ass then takes Steph, and gives her a Tazmission Plex!! Steph lands directly on her neck and nothing else not even her shoulders. She doesn’t move at all and doesn’t even make a single sound. Taz smile at Steph’s limp body and just walks out of the cage as Triple H crawls to Stephanie as refs, and medics rush down to attend to her.
JS: “The last time Taz hit that move was in when he broke Sabu’s neck and put him out of wrestling for three months from late 1999 to the beginning of 200! Stephanie still isn’t moving.”
JG: “I can’t even joke about this because this looks very serious and she is being attended to very carefully and a stretcher is now being brought out for her.”
**Stephanie is very carefully put on a stretcher and carefully wheeled out of the arena to an ambulance. A bloody Triple H gets in the ambulance with her and rides off to the nearest hospital.**
JS: “This war between Taz and Triple H that now appears to have Rhino involved isn’t over, it is just beginning.”
JG:" And now it's time to jump into our next match and this is gonna be one of the best. So you don't wanna go anywhere.
JS:"WOW, it's gonna be Scott"Big Poppa Pump"Steiner versus "The King Of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer. That would be a good match alone but, it's gonna be in a Barbed Wire Bat 10,000 Thumbtacks Match. Let's take you to the entry way for the intros.
**Tommy Dreamer's music hit's the crowds hears and they stand up and begin to chant his name. And Tommy Dreamer walks out from the back and he walks out to the rampway. And he raises his arms and he yells I am Extreme. And he runs down teh rampway and he slides in the ring and he walks over to a corner and he waits for his opponet**
**Sirens are heard in the arena and all of a sudden Scott Steiner's music blasts throughout the arena. And Steiner walks out with Midajah and he stops an dhe looks at the crowd and then he begins to continue and walk down the rampway, And he stops at the bottom of the ramp and raises his arm and he flex and then he kisses the peak of his bicep. And he walks up the stairs and then he parts the ropes for Midajah. And they get in the ring and Steiner takes off his head gear. And he waits for the match to begin**
The match begins and Steiner charges at Tommy Dreamer after Tommy gave him a crotch chop. Scott connects with a masive clothesline. And it lays Tommy Dreamer. Steiner picks up Tommy and he sets him up for a suplex and he connects. Tommy falls out and he holds his back. Scott Steiner gives the finger to teh crowd and as he does Tommy gets back u to his feet and he strikes Scott with powerful right hands. And with the sixth punch it knocks down Steiner. Tommy grabs Steiner and pulls him back up and he hooks Big Poppa Pump with a ddt. Scott punches the mat in pain and he soon stands and Tommy looks surprised. Steiner snaps and picks up Tommy and he gives him a Millitary Press Slam. And soon as Tommy Dreamer hits the ground Steiner begins to brutally kick him in the ribs. The ref pulls Steiner off of Dreamer and Scott pushes the ref and he continues to pummel Dreamer. Steiner picks up Tommy by the neck and he sets him up on the turnbuckle and Scott climbs the ropes and he sets Tommy up for a Super Belly-to-Belly Suplex but, Tommy Dreamer counters the move and Dreamer pushes Steiner off of the turnbuckle and while Steiner was not looking Tommy unhooks the Barbed Wire Bat and he jumps down off of the turnbuckle and Tommy picks up Steiner with the bat behind his back. And Tommy swings the bat at Steiner but, Steiner ducks the bat and he kicks Dreamer in the ribs. And Tommy drops the bat. Steiner grabs Dreamer and he tosses him outside of the ring over the top rope. And Steiner taunts the crowd by kissing his biscep and then Big Poppa Pump picks up the bat. Steiner slides out of the ring and he walks over to Dreamer's body and Steiner slams the bat down but, Dreamer rolls to his side and as Steiner keeps trying to hit Dreamer, Tommy leg sweep's Scott Steiner. And Scott falls to the ground and then Tommy stands up, Dreamer walks over to the announce table and he stands up on the table and Dreamer jumps off with a leg drop position and Steiner moves right out of the way in time and Dreamer hits the flooring hard. Steiner quickly stands up and he swings the bat and Dreamer's legs and this time Steiner connects and he nearly breaks Dreamers legs. Steiner keeps beating Dreamer with the Barbed Wire Bat. And Dreamer's shirt rips and you can see the blood that Dreamer is losing due to the fact that Steiner beat Dreamer with a Barbed Wire Bat. Steiner picks up Dreamer and he rolls him on the announce table and Steiner stands on the table too. Scott picks up Dreamer and puts him over his shoulder. And then Steiner gets in position for a move. And before you know it Steiner Breaks The Announce Table With A Steiner Screwdriver On Dreamer! Tommy has a cut over the eye and he begins to bleed from the head. Steiner stands back up and he holds his leg. Big Poppa Pump stands up Dreamer and he tosses him into the ring. Steiner picks up the bat and then he slides in the ring. Once again Steiner stands up Dreamer and this time Steiner climbs the turnbuckle and he holds the bat out and as Steiner is abou to jump off the turnbuckle, Tommy Dreamer comes to it and he runs over to the rops and he pulls thema nd Steiner falls off of the turnbuckle. Steiner's head is under the bottom rope. And Tommy notices that and he grabs Steiner's legs and Tommy falls back with Scott Steiner's legs and he chokes Steiner with the bottom rope. And the Ref sees it and he pulls off Dreamer. And the hold is broken. Tommy picks up Steiner and Tommy runs off of the ropes and he runs back at Steiner and as Tommy is about to do a power move that will knock Steiner out of the ring, Big Poppa Pump grabs Tommy as he was running toward him and he gives Tommy a Belly-To-Back Suplex In The Box Of 10,000 Thumbtacks. And it's over Steiner wins the match. But,Steiner doesn't stop there Steiner grabs the Barbed Wire Bat and he slides out of the ring and he puts Tommy Dreamer's arms on his legs and he hooks Dreamer with a Steiner Recliner With The Barbed Wire Bat. Three refs run down to the ring and they pull Steiner off of Dreamer and Steiner Cleans up and he beats the three refs with teh bat and Steiner gets boos from every angle of the arena. And Big Poppa Pump calls for Midajah and they walk up the rampay. They both have a slight grin on their faces and they soon are no where to be seen. As they walk behind the curtains.
JS:" Jesus, Look at the announce table now and look what Scott Steiner did to Tommy Dreamer!
JG:" What table there is no table here just broken wood, I can't believe this it was a great match. All the matches in eHw should be this good. I actually enjoyed it. And I feel bad for Tommy because Steiner distroyed him.
JS:" Yeah I know and I bet you this the next match will be even better because coming up is the number one contendership to the World title in a Razor Wire Ladder match between Kurt Angle, Raven, and the former World Champ The Sandman. And it's coming up real soon.
JG:" Yes, and it's coming up next. It's gonna be a night to remember just because of this match because it has never been done before.