**Lots of pyros go off all over the arena as Joel Gertner and Jim Ross make their way to the ring to do play by play for the show that is beginning.**
JR: "Ladies and Gentlement, put the kids to bed because tonight you are about to witness the most hardcore pay per view that you have ever seen!! Welcome everyone to the most hardcore tournament in the world today! A tournament so hardcore, the United States wouldn't let us put the show on in their country! Welcome to EHW's second annual KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES!! We are coming to you tonight from the home of FMW in Tokyo Japan. I am Jim Ross along with. . ."
JG: "Along with the man that is Bigger than a Snickers and tons more Satisfying! A man that has delivers more package than UPS! I am Joel 'Hotter than a Heatwave and harder than Japanese Algebra!!' Gertner!"
JR: "Well, good to see you are grossing out our Japanese fans with jokes insulting their own people."
JG: "I do aim to please, but you can ask any Japanese hooker about that one."
JR: "Okay moving on, folks we are going to start off tonight with the three King of the DeathMatch Tournament Semi Final Matches so the winners will get as much rest possible for the final round which will be the first ever EHW Chamber of Horrors Matchup which will be our main event."
JG: "We aren't pairing up our two biggest heals and putting them up against two tall brothers like some other federations no we are giving you raw, hardcore action that is so extreme this event was banned from US soil. We have scaffolds, tables, ladders, barb wire, razor wire, thumbtacks, glass, nails, lightbulbs, and combinations of all here tonight. So if you want to see fake hardcore wrestling, I suggest you go and watch Sunday Night Heat or whip out some of the old ECW on TNN shows because we are always gonna deliver for our fans and tonight will be no different."
JR: "So let's waist no time and go to the ring."
**The ring is set up for an EHW Death Bed Match. The ring ropes are replaced with barb wire, and on each side of the ring there is a black wooded beds. One is covered with thumbtacks, one with nails, one with a plate of glass, and one covered with light bulbs.**
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The Lights go out, and weird multicolored arena lights flash everywhere. "The Game" by MotorHead plays, and The Cerebral Assassian makes his way to the ramp. a Big "Fuck You!" Chant goes out for Hunter Hearst Helmsly. Triple H makes his way down the Ramp and into the ring, where the Ring has been turned into a barbed wire death bed. Triple H climbs into the ring, and inspects the bed of nails, the broken glass, the thumb tacks, and the bed of Light Bulbs.
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"Rollin" By Limp Bizkit plays, and the Undertaker rides out onto the ramp on his White Titan Motor Cycle! the fans go nuts! The Taker rides his bike down the ramp, and parks it at Ring side. he Undertaker slides into the ring, and the ref stands between them to keep a fight from breaking out prematurely. The Ref rings the bell, and Triple H comes out of his corner with a big right hand for the Dead man! Triple H whips the Undertaker into the Barbed Wire ropes! The Undertaker's back has been ripped to shreds! Triple H hammers away at the Undertaker as the Dead man tries to free himself from the barbed wire. Helmsly goes out onto the outside and digs around underneath the ring. Helmsly pulls out his Sledge hammer! Triple H throws the Sledge Hammer into the ring, and is quick to follow. Undertaker gets himself loose, and is covered in blood. Triple H takes another cheap shot at the Taker's Ribs. Triple H goes to whip the Undertaker into the corner, but the Undertaker reverses and whips Helmsly into the Bed of Broken Glass! Triple H clutches his bleeding back, and the Undertaker starts stomping away at Helmsley. Takes brings Helmsley to his feet.. and Rakes his eyes along the barbed wire! Helmsley's face is a bloody mess!! Triple H gets a low blow in on the Dead Man! The Undertaker is down! Triple H throws the bed of Tacks down on the Taker, and hits a knee drop on it!! The Undertaker is howling in pain! Triple H grabs his sledgehammer, and Brings it down on the Bed of Thumb Tacks resting on the Undertaker! The Dead Man has been bloodied to hell. Triple H pins the Undertaker with the bed of Tacks still on him. 1..2..No!! The Undertaker kicks out! The Undertaker throws the bed of tacks off of Him, and gets to his knees. Triple H drops the hammer down on the Undertaker's Back! The Taker goes down hard. Triple H brings the Slede Hammer down across the Undertakers Back again! The Undertaker crawls to a corner, and gets to his feet. Triple H comes charging in with the Sledge Hammer above his head, but the Undertaker knocks him down with a Big Boot! The Undertaker climbs the turnbuckles and Drops a Nasty elbow drop on Triple H!! The Undertaker covers. 1..2..No!! The Undertaker gets on Triple H, and drives a couple big right hands into the side of the head of the Cerebral Assassain. The Undertaker slams the bed of nails down in the middle of the ring, and brings Triple H to his feet by the hair! The Taker wraps his hands around Triple H's neck, and raises his arm! the Fans love it! the Undertaker scores with a Choke Slam onto the Bed of Nails! The Undertaker covers! 1..2..No!! Triple H kicks out. Both men are covered in blood now. Triple H hits the Low Blow with the Sledge hammer! The Undertaker does down, and Triple H goes for the bed of Light Bulbs. Triple H lays the bed of Bulbs on the Mat, and drags the Undertaker to his feet. Triple H tucks the Takers head between his knees, and Hits the pedigree onto the Light Bulbs!!!! Both men go down, and the ref starts a 10 count. 1...2...3...4...5... The Ref turns around to make the Official count to the Time Keeper. Triple H gets to his feet, and before he can get to the ref.. Jeff Jarrett comes from the crowd! Jarrett gets on the apron, and Brains Triple H with the guitar! Triple H goes down! and the ref keeps counting! 7..8..9..10!! It was a double count out!! Both men lose!!
**The ring is set up for an EHW Death Bed Match. The ring ropes are replaced with barb wire, and on each side of the ring there is a black wooded beds. One is covered with thumbtacks, one with nails, one with a plate of glass, and one covered with light bulbs.**
**“I’ve Got It All” hits and Billy Gunn walks out to the ring to the roaring cheers of the crowd. The referee who is wearing very thick gloves lifts up the barb wire ropes so Gunn can slide into the ring without ripping the shirt he wisely wore.**
**Mr. Perfect’s music hits and Curt Hennig walks out to the ring in street clothes to the boos of the crowd. Hennig slides into the ring and poses for the cameras and then spits his gum at Billy Gunn.**
Gunn goes after Hennig, he gives him a kick to the stomach and then gives him an arm scissors takedown. Both men get back up, Hennig hits Gunn with an uppercut and then gives him a falcon arrow and goes for an early pin, 1..Gunn kicks out before the count hits two. Both men get up to their feet again and Gunn his Hennig with a high dropkick that sends Hennig back pedaling into the barb wire ropes! Hennig yells out in pain and walks out of the barb wire stuck in his back lightly tearing the back of his shirt. Henning walks out of the barb wire ropes and right into a swinging neck breaker. Gunn takes Henning and rolls him out of the ring and onto the ring apron. Gunn goes through the barb wire ropes which gets stuck on his thigh as he rips away and rips his skin on his thigh open. Gunn picks Hennig up for a suplex and holds him in the air, then Gunn turns the suplex into a Jackhammer off the ring apron onto the BED OF LIGHTBULBS!!! Gunn lands in the bed of light bulbs too and he is hurt as well but Hennig’s pain is much worse as he rolls out of the bed of light bulbs, onto the arena floor with hundreds of little pieces of glass stuck in his back. Gunn gets up and the side of his arm is covered in a light amount of blood, he picks up Henning who is barely able to and then walks him to the next side of the ring and gives him a hiptoss on the bed of thumbtacks! Hennig’s back, arms, and neck are all completely covered in blood and the back of his hair is stained red as Gunn crotch chops Hennig and the fans go nuts for Gunn. Gunn picks up Hennig, as the thumbtacks stick into his flesh and Gunn puts Henning back into the ring. Gunn picks up the bed of thumbtacks and puts that in the ring as well, Gunn slides in and tears the back of his shirt. Gunn tears off the rest of his shirt and when he does Henning leaps and him and tackles Gunn into the barb wire ropes! Gunn goes into the ropes bare back and Henning gives Gunn a knee lift to bring him out of them. Henning drops down on his knees and tries to catch his breath as Gunn starts bleeding from several places on his back. Henning still on his knees gets the bed of thumbtacks and starts the bring it into the middle of the ring, as he does Gunn gets up to his feet, runs and out of nowhere hit’s the Fame Asser on the Bed of Thumbtacks!! Gunn rolls Hennig over and makes the cover, 1..2.3 Billy Gunn wins and advances into the Finals!
JR: “What a brutal match as Billy Gunn just destroyed Curt Hennig!”
JG: “Ross I am confused, isn’t Gunn a heel? Why were all of these fans cheering for him?”
JR: “Well the Japanese fans are the intelligent fans of the world. They cheer for great wrestling, not just their favorite wrestlers.”
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Bret Hart’s music hits and the Hitman walks out to the ring to a surprising amount of cheers from the crowd. Hart gets into the barb wire roped ring and poses for the crowd and gets a huge pop back from all of his long time Japanese fans.**
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Big Poppa Pump’s music hits as boos fill the sounds of the arena and the King of Pump makes his way to the ring with Midajah. Steiner walks around the ring looking at all of the beds, some with small puddles of blood in them then looks into the ring and sees Bret Hart. Steiner jumps onto the mat and then hops over the barb wire ropes as he and Hart go face to face in the middle of the ring.**
JR: “This match up is a long time coming and has been anticipated by us here in EHW for a long time.”
Steiner and Hart stay face to face for several seconds not even saying a word to each other, as Bret then stops waisting time he gives Steiner a push and when Steiner takes a step forward Bret gives him an arm drag takedown. Steiner gets up and when Bret goes for another one Steiner takes Bret and gives him a one armed slam (rock bottom)! Steiner stomps on Bret while he is down until Hart gets up on all fours and Steiner takes Hart out of the and gives him a german suplex into the barb wire ropes! Hart’s back is ripped up by the ropes and then to top it off he falls through the ropes and onto the bed of glass shattered the plate into hundreds of shards!! Steiner flexes his muscles as he walks over to the referee and takes a pair of wire cutters out of the ref’s pocket. Steiner cuts the top two strands of the barb wire and drops down to the arena floor. Steiner grabs a chair and hits Bret over the stomach while he is laying on the bed of glass. Steiner throws the chair in the ring and carefully picks Bret out of the bed of glass and walks him over to the bed of nails. Steiner gets Bret in front of the width side of the bed of nails and then gets ready to give him a front Russian Legsweep but Bret elbows Steiner in his ribs several times and then gives him bulldog on the bed of nails!! Bret slowly gets up to his feet as Steiner remains face down on the bed of nails. Bret takes the ring sides, picks them up above his head, and slams them down on Steiner’s back while he is laying on the bed of nails! Bret picks Steiner up, punches him on the side of his head, and rolls him into the ring. Bret slides into the ring himself but doesn’t get on the attack right away instead recoups from the attack he took on the outside and removes a few shards of glass from his back and shoulders. Bret picks Steiner up and goes to whip him into the barb wire ropes but Steiner reverses and gives Bret a short arm clothesline. Steiner waists no time, he picks Bret up to his feet and gives him a Steiner Screwdriver on the chair he put in the ring!! Steiner doesn’t go for the pin instead he just sits next to Hart who is heavily favoring his neck. Steiner walks over to the side of the ring where he cut the two strands of barb wire. Steiner gets the wire cutters again and cuts the strands completely off of the turnbuckle. Steiner walks over to Bret, and wraps his stomach and back with the barb wire!! Steiner takes Bret and then locks him in the Steiner Recliner with the Barb Wire Wrapped around Bret!! Bret Hart tries to fight it at first but then after a few seconds his passes out from pain and the referee rings the bell. Scott Steiner wins and will meet Billy Gunn in the finals of the tournament!
JR: “Good God!! That is one of the most extreme things I have seen because as he had the Steiner Recliner locked in the barb wire went deeper and deeper into Hart’s body. And it is probably stuck in him, that is just sickening.”
JG: “Well Ross, to be the King you have to take extreme measures to rise to power. Steiner has done it all here in EHW, all that is left is to become the King of the DeathMatches and you add that with the grudge him and Hart have, I am not surprised by anything he would have done in that match.”
JR: “Well the semi finals are in the books and now we know it will be Big Poppa Pump vs. Billy Gunn. This is a rematch from a few weeks ago and everyone knows how much Steiner has wanted to get back into the ring with Gunn so it will be a great match.”
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The beds are taken away from ringside and two corners of the ring and laced with low grade explosives as a Cowboy Remix plays and Jeff Jarrett comes out to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Jarrett gets in the ring with the ref lifting up the ropes, he walks to the center of the ring and holds up his guitar high up in the air as his music fades.**
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“Seek and Destroy” by Metallica plays and Sting walks out to the ring to a huge pop from all the fans in the arena. Sting slides into the ring as the barb wire ropes take his jacket off for him. Sting slides into the ring and gives a trademark yell to all the fans in the arena.**
Sting yells with some of his fans some more but as he does Jarrett jumps him from behind with a torture rack neck breaker. Jarrett takes Sting’s face and rubs it against the barb wire ropes back and forth as Sting’s flesh is ripped up and he starts bleeding heavily from the forehead and face. Jarrett takes a step back and stomps Sting in his back, then gets back on the aggressive side and starts choking Sting on the barb wire ropes!! The referee finally moves in and makes Jarrett take a few steps back so that Sting can get off of the barb wire ropes. Sting gets off of the barb wire ropes and is bleeding from the throat two and may have cut a vein in their too. Sting barely gets up to his feet before Jarrett grabs him and picks him up by his hair up to his feet. Jarrett takes Sting and gives him a gutwrench suplex. Jarrett then walks over to the side where in the previous match, Jarrett drops down to the arena floor and gets a chair then gets back into the ring. Sting starts to get up to his feet but before he can even get any momentum going Jarrett nails him over his back with the chair. Sting gets up favoring his back and Jarrett goes to hit Sting in the head with the chair but then Sting blocks it, grabs the chair out of Jarrett’s hands and jams the chair into Jarrett’s stomach. Sting drops the chair in the middle of the ring, and gives Jarrett and diving one handed face buster on the chair! But Sting can’t take advantage of that because he continues to bleed heavily in two areas and it appears to be taking a heavy toll on Sting. Jarrett is able to recover from the attack as he crawls over to a corner and grabs his guitar. Sting slowly stands up and when he does he is very dizzy and wobbly. Jarrett gets up with guitar in hand and smashes it over Sting’s head!! Jarrett stops Sting from falling down and walks him over to one of the explosive corners. Jarrett takes Sting and gives him The Stroke into the Explosive Corner!! B O O M!!! Jarrett wins!
JR: “Jarrett picks up a win and he has shown that is a force here in EHW and it looks like he’ll have title gold in his future.”
JG: “Well he is the guy with all of the stroke in EHW. And at the hotels that we all stay at everyone knows that the Studmuffin knows about stroke.”
**Ring crew comes out and removes all of the beds from ringside and takes down all of the barb wire ropes and put the regular ring ropes back up.
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Shooter, on the WWF Volume 5 Album rips through the Arena, and the Crippler Chris Benoit comes down the ramp with an evil, pissed off look on his face. Benoit has a bag of some sort in his hand, and climbs the ladder up to the scaffolding.
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"If Ya Smelllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock.. is Cooking" Rips through the Sold out Arena, and the Rock comes down to the ring, with his eyebrow raised and his gaze locked on Chris Benoit. Rocky climbs the ladder, and onto the scaffolding he goes. The Bell doesn't even ring yet, and The Rock and Chris Benoit start slugging it out! Rock gets the upper hand by laying Benoit out with a nasty European Upper cut! The Rock starts stomping away at Benoit, and the whole structure begins to shake! The Rock drops a standing People's Elbow on Benoit! The crowd gasps as the Scaffolding looks as if it's about to break! Rock gets up, and brings Benoit to his feet. Rock tries to toss Benoit over the side of the scaffolding. Benoit holds on, and Elbows the Rock in the gut! Benoit starts hammering away at the Rock! Benoit knocks Rocky down with a Nasty Double Armed Clothesline! Benoit starts stomping away at Rocky. Rock curls up, favoring his ribs. Benoit brings the Rock to his feet, and knife edge chops him across the chest! Rock catches himself before he goes over! Benoit chops him across the chest again! The Rock's chest starts turning red, and Benoit gives him another knife edge chop across the chest! Benoit goes for another chop but Rock ducks and gives him a belly to back suplex onto the scaffolding as it rocks back and forth. Rock uses one of the support beams to get back up to his feet. He picks Benoit up and goes for a DDT but Benoit blocks it and gives takes Rock down by the arm and locks in the Crippler Crossface on the scaffold! Benoit keeps the hold locked on for about thirty full seconds and then lets it go. Benoit rolls away from Rock but almost rolls off of the scaffold but grabs a support beam to stop him. Benoit gets up to his feet and signals for the end of the match. Benoit picks Rock up and gives him a body slam. . . Off of the scaffold through the THUMBTACK COVERED TABLES!! Chris Benoit wins!
JR: “Benoit wins and even in a thumbtack scaffold match it was his in ring mat skills that got him the win. He is an amazing athlete.”
JG: “He is lucky he didn’t roll right off of that scaffold but what can you expect from a Canadian.”
JR: “There you go again! Can you not insult people like that, you have insulted our Japanese fans now Candians, you are gonna cause an international incident.”
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"Medal" on the WWF Volume 5 Album plays, and the Olympic hero comes down the ramp with an impressive fireworks display. Angle raises his arms, and the Big "Asshole!!" chant goes out for the 1996 Gold Medalist. Kurt shakes his head at the lewd display shown by the fans of the pay per view, and climbs into the ring. Kurt sets up the ladder, and awaits his competition.
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"Crassshhh!!!" the Glass breaks, and the Oh Hell Yeah preformed by Disturbed rocks the P.A System. Stone Cold Steve Austin comes strutting down the ramp with his "Bad Mother Fucker" vest on, and his strait black tights. Austin jumps up on the Apron and gives the Middle finger salute to the fans. Austin gets in the ring, and right away Kurt, being the true athlete that he is, offers to shake his hand. Kurt gets the Middle Finger for his troubles. Austin takes off his vest and stands in the corner drinking a "Steve-Weiser".
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The heavy Riffs of "Walk" by Pantera rip, and the fans get on their feet cheering! The Fans start singing along to the song as the Whole Fucking Show makes his way down the ramp. "Re!!! Spect!!! Walk!!! You Talking to Me?!?!?!" The fans sing, as RVD High Fives all the fans at ring side, and does his double thumb pointing. RVD Jumps up on the apron, and does a somersault into the ring! The fans love it! RVD does another thumb pointing display, and finishes with a Splinning Split Kick! The ref rings the bell, and the three men stand off in their corners. Austin lunges at RVD, but the Whole F'N Show keeps Stone Cold at Bay with a Spin Kick. Austin flips RVD off,and lays him out with a big right hand! Austin starts stomping away at RVD, accompanied by Angle. Angle turns on Austin, and slams him with a nasty Belly to Belly Suplex! Angle Covers! 1..2..No!! RVD Hits a Standing Somersault Splash on the both of them! RVD perches on the top turnbuckle, waiting for one of them to stand up. Kurt sees RVD's plan, and tosses a chair to the now standing Austin. RVD Nails Austin with the Van Damninator!! RVD Covers! 1..2..No!! Angle gets the Drop on Rob Van Dam! RVD Rolls to the outside, and lets Kurt stomp away at Austin. Kurt covers Stone Cold. 1..2..No!! Austin gets a foot on the rope! RVD pulls the Ring barrier back, and tells the fans at Ring side to stand back. The Whole F'N Show sets up the tables beyond the barrier. RVD does his thumb pointing and a "Whole F'N Show!!" chant starts. Austin kicks Angle in the gut, and blasts him with the Stone Cold Stunner! RVD Dives into the ring, and cleans Austins clock with a Standing leg lariat! Angle comes to get some, and gets taken out with a Hurricanrana from Rob Van Dam!. RVD sets up the 20 foot high ladder, and climbs it. Austin rolls out of the way, and Angle gets nailed with a Five Star Frog Splash from the top of the 20 foot high ladder! RVD Covers. 1..2..No!! Austin stomps away at RVD's Back! Austin collapses the ladder, and turns back to RVD, giving him a boot to the mid section. Austin locks RVD up, and delivers Rob Van Dam in a Vertical Suplex across the ladder! RVD clutches his back, and Austin drags RVD by the ankle over to the ladder. Austin opens up the ladder, and sticks RVD's leg through. Kurt Angle has been standing on the turnbuckle, while Austin got the job done. Angle hits a moonsault onto the ladder! As soon as Angle gets to his feet, Austin lays him out with a fist to the side of the head! Angle gets knocked clean out of the ring, and jumps over the barricade to avoid further abuse. Austin is quick to follow, and lays him out again, stretching him out on the tables RVD set up. Rob Van Dam gets to his feet, and points to Kurt Angle stretched out on the tables! The Fans go nuts cheering for him! RVD bounces off the ropes, spring boards, and hits a SomerSault Senton Bomb over the barricade through the tables and the proned Kurt Angle!!! "RVD!! RVD!! RVD!!" rings out through the entire arena! RVD gets to his feet, holding the back of his head, and Austin clotheslines him over the gaurdrail! Angle pulls himself to his feet, now bloodied. Austin drags Angle's sorry ass over the rail as well. Austin brings Angle to his feet, But RVD lays them both out with a chair!! The Whole F'N Show throws Stone Cold and the Olympic Medalist into the ring. RVD drags them both to the corner, and sits the ladder on them both. RVD gets on the other side of the ring, and points to the two assholes on the other side of the ring. RVD SpringBoards off the ropes, and Hits the Van Terminator from across the ring!!!!! The Bloodied Austin and Angle lie motionless, and RVD pulls Angle to the middle of the ring. RVD Covers. 1..2..No!! Austin pulls RVD off! Austin kicks RVD in the Gut, and blasts him with the Stunner!! Austin covers!! 1..2..No!! Angle pulls Austin off! Angle attempts the Olympic Slam but Austin slides out of it! He spins Angle around and hits a STUNNER!!! Austin makes a cover, 1..2..3 Stone Cold wins!
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Evenflow by Pearl Jam rips, and Billy Kidman comes down the ring with a hard look on his face. Billy climbs in the cage, with a look of determination and pride. Billy stands in the ring corner and runs his hands through his wet hair, anticipating a nasty match with Rey Mysterio Jr.
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Rey Mysterio's theme plays through the arena, and the crowd goes wild! Rey Mysterio, the Flag Ship wrestler of the Latino Nation comes down the ring with heart. The referees offer to open the cage for Mysterio, but Rey declines and takes the hard way into the cage. By climbing the side of the 12 foot steel cage! Rey gets into his corner, and the two lock eyes with each other. Ding Ding Ding!! The Bell rings, and the two get started off by circling each other. Rey and Billy lock up! Both men fight to get the advantage, but neither can seem to capitalize. Rey drops low, and scores a swinging arm bar take over on Billy Kidman!! Kidman gets to his feet, and charges in on Mysterio! Mysterio leaps for a Hurricanrana, but Kidman reverses and hits a Sit-Out Powerbomb! Kidman covers! 1..2..No!! Rey Refuses to go out like that! Kidman grabs a Steel Chair off of the cage wall! Kidman swings at the Incoming Mysterio, and Mysterio ducks. Mysterio hits a spinning heel kick onto the chair, into Kidman's face! Rey drags Kidman into the middle of the ring, and lays the chair onto his face. Mysterio perches on the top turnbuckle, and Hits a Guillotine Leg Drop onto the Chair! Billy Kidman is busted wide open! Mysterio gets to his feet, and the crowd goes nuts!! Mysterio pulls a trash can off of the cage wall, and holds it high above his head, and soaks up the fan adjulation! Mysterio turns to Kidman, and gets the Trash Can drop kicked into his face! Mysterio goes down hard! Kidman pulls the staple gun off of the cage wall, and brings Mysterio to his feet by his Head! Rey Mysterio drops to his knees, his hands up begging Kidman not to do it. Kidman reaches in his pocket, and pulls out a dollar bill. Kidman Staples the Dollar Bill to Mysterio's forehead!!! Mysterio's face soon becomes covered in blood, as Kidman grabs Mysterio's ankles. Mysterio kicks Kidman in the face! Kidman gets sent flying to the ring corner, and Mysterio gets to his feet. Kidman comes charging at Mysterio and takes his head off with a clothesline! Kidman lays a chair down on the mat, and brings Mysterio to his feet. Kidman kicks Rey in the gut, and locks him up for the Kid Krusher (Christian's Impaler). Kidman drops the Kid Krusher on Rey onto the Chair! Kidman covers! 1..2..no! Rey kicks out with an Impressive display of heart and courage. Rey gets to his feet, blood covering his entire face. Mysterio kicks Kidman in the Solar Plexis and hits a Face Drop (The X-Factor) on Billy Kidman! Mysterio climbs to the top rope, and hits a Moonsault onto Kidman! Mysterio covers! 1..2..No!! Kidman barely gets a shoulder up! Rey bounces off the ropes, but Billy Kidman stops him short, with a fist to the Midsection followed by a Swinging DDT! Kidman climbs the cage, up to the top. Kidman perches up there, debating where to go next. Kidman stands up on the top rung of the cage... AND HITS THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO MYSTERIO!! Kidman holds his ribs, and crawls to the door of the cage. The Referee's open the cage door, and Kidman falls out! The Referee rings the Bell, Billy Kidman has beaten Rey Mysterio Jr!
**Spotlights go up to the top of the arena and show the Chamber of Horrors cages and the Rage in a Cage cage, the Chamber of Horrors cages moves to the right as the Rage in a Cage is lowered down to ringside and a ladder is placed outside of the ring. The cage lowers to ringside and shows the EHW World Title Belt hanging from the top of it down where the key usually is.**
JR: “This is the first of our double main event. This match up is for the EHW World Title Match and the winner of this match will fight the King of the DeathMatches at our next pay per view event Born to the Wired. This is a Rage in a Cage Match which was a match invented for the tournament last year and now will hold the world title match for the pay per view this year. Instead of a key hanging down from the cage it will be the World Title Belt and the only way to win the match is the get the ladder, climb up, and grab the world title belt.”
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“Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple hits as the lights go purple and blue as The Franchise Shane Douglas appears in the entryway and makes his way to the cage. Douglas enters the cage, gets in the ring and poses for the crowd making the sign of the Triple Threat.**
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“Enter Sandman” by Metallica plays and the EHW World Champion appears in the crowd. The Sandman pops open and beer, chugs it down, and walks to ringside. Sandman walks around and walks over the steel guardrail popping up in the entryway. Sandman gets into the cage and slides into the ring as his music fades and he poses for the crowd.**
Sandman walks over and puts his Singapore Cain the near left corner of the ring and as he is putting it down Douglas grabs a broom out of one of the two garbage cans handcuffed on opposite sides of the ring. Douglas gets the broom, runs, and breaks it over Sandman’s back as he is putting his cain away. Douglas after breaking the broom takes Sandman and gives him a Cobra Clutch slam. Sandman rolls out of the ring and to the arena floor as Douglas gets back up to his feet and un cuffs one of the garbage cans full of weapons and spills the weapons over the top rope onto The Sandman. Douglas goes to the outside of the ring and picks up a cookie sheet as Sandman starts to get up to his feet. Sandman turns around to face Douglas and gets hit in the face with the cookie sheet. Douglas picks Sandman up and goes to run him face first into the barb wire cage but Sandman stops dead in his tracks and gives Douglas a samoan drop on the ring steps. Douglas rolls around in pain as Sandman gets back up to his feet. Sandman walks over to the weapons spread all over the floor and picks up a stop sign. Sandman takes the stop sign and picks Douglas up to his knees, Douglas looks up and Sandman hits him in the head and forehead with the stop sign and it bounces off Douglas’s head and goes flying in the air as Douglas is hurt and falls back on his back. Sandman goes under the ring and takes out a table and begins to set it up. He gets it set up but when he turns to get Douglas, the Franchise is on his feet and hits Sandman with a 2x4 across the face! Sandman goes down and Douglas picks up his legs and lifts them up, Douglas positions himself and gives Sandman a slingshot into the barb wire cage!! Douglas gets up but Sandman is stuck on the cage as the Franchise walks around the ring and folds up the ladder and puts it into the ring. Douglas gets in the ring with the ladder as Sandman frees himself of the barb wire cage and starts bleeding heavily from the face and head. Douglas sets up the ladder in the ring and begins to climb it and Sandman slowly gets into the ring and grabs his Singapore Cain. Douglas gets on hand on the belt and takes another step up to get both of his hands on it. Sandman gets on one knee and hits Douglas in his left knee with the Singapore Cain. Douglas is stopped and Sandman gets up on his feet and Cains Douglas in his back. Sandman drops the Cain, bounces offs the ropes, and pushes the ladder sending Douglas flying off of the ladder into the barb wire cage!!! Douglas falls off the barb wire cage but gets the a few strands of barb wire caught in his thigh and stomach. Douglas removes the strands as Sandman rolls to the outside and goes to the table he was setting up. Sandman removes one of the ring step sets and places the table two feet from their normal position. Sandman picks Douglas up to his feet, runs him face first into the barb wire cage again, and then puts him on the ring apron. Sandman gets on the ring apron as well and then places Douglas sitting on the top turnbuckle with his back to the ring. Sandman climbs up in front of Douglas and goes for the Heinickenrana through the table but Douglas counters it and instead hit’s a sitdown powerbomb from the top rope to the outside through the table!! Both men are down on the outside of the ring and neither appears to be able to get up to their feet. But somehow Douglas gets up on his knees and crawls into the ring. Douglas sets up the ladder again and very slowly begins to climb it. Sandman rolls over on the outside and he as well gets into the ring as Douglas struggles to climb each step of the ladder. Sandman crawls over and grabs his Singapore Cain and then starts crawling the ladder behind Douglas. Douglas kicks Sandman in the stomach and face once or twice but Sandman answers with a Cain shot to the back of Douglas’s head. That stops Douglas right in his tracks as Sandman climbs up even with Douglas. Sandman puts the cain up to Douglas’s throat and gives him the. . Singapore Sweep off the Ladder!!! Sandman slowly gets up to his feet and starts to climb back up the ladder. Sandman slowly but surely gets back up to his feet, gets one hand on the belt, then climbs up to the second highest step. Sandman gets both hands on the belt and pulls it down! The Sandman wins!
JR: “The Sandman has once again retained his EHW World Heavyweight Championship!! Good lord, what a match up we have just witnessed!”
JG: “It was one year ago in May at the previous King of the Deathmatches pay per view Sandman won the tournament by defeating Bret Hart. And tonight, he has once again defeated the only man that showed a true test to the Sandman in his title reign so far and was probably the man that could’ve beaten Sandman. Sandman truly is the King of EHW.”
JR: “Well that may be true but as ring crew cleans up the ring we are about to find out the man that will be the King of the DeathMatches.”
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Al Snow’s music hits and the EHW veteran comes out to the ring ready to referee the final round match of the King of the DeathMatch Tournament. Snow gets in the ring and poses for the crowd and gets a huge pop.**
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Scott Steiner’s music comes back on and Big Poppa Pump once again walks down and to the ring. Steiner gets in the ring and poses for both the cameras and crowd by flexing his huge muscles.**
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“I’ve Got it All” plays again and for the second time Billy Gunn makes his way down to the ring. Gunn gets into the ring and poses for the crowd and then crotch chops Steiner telling him to “SUCK IT!”**
**Now that both men are in the ring the two cages the make up the Chamber of Horrors are lowered down around them. The electrified cage is attached to the ring as rolls of barb and razor wire are in the corners of the ring and there are some weapons attached to the cage. On the outside of the ring the hell in a cell cage without a top lowers and finishes forming the Chamber of Horrors. Two cages, one electrified, one over thirty feet high in the air with rolls of barb wire razor wire, and weapons in the ring and around the cage. The bell rings and the match is ready to begin.**
JR: “Ring crew is turning on the electrified cage right now and there it goes! My god, you can actually hear the electricity flowing through the cage.”
Both Steiner and Billy Gunn look at the cage and can even see some of the electricity flowing through the top of the cage as well as through each piece of it. Both men walk to the center of the ring and lock up, Steiner gets the better of the grapple and gives Gunn a single arm DDT. Gunn is down and Steiner immediately goes for a roll of barb wire, Steiner takes the whole roll of the barb wire and goes to slam it on top of Gunn but instead Gunn moves of the way and the roll of barb wire just bounces off the mat ripping up a piece of it. Gunn gets up to his feet and takes a wooden baseball bat out of one of the links of the cage. Steiner walks towards Gunn and Billy jams the bat into Steiner’s stomach. Gunn takes Steiner and gives him a running power slam and goes for a pinfall and Al Snow makes the count. 1..2.NO Steiner kicks out just as the count of two hits. Both men gets up to their feet and Steiner gives Gunn a Head and Arm Suplex that sends Gunn arounds the ring as his foot touches the cage and he is briefly shocked! Gunn quickly moves away from the cage as Steiner picks up the roll of barb wire again. Steiner unrolls about two feet of barb wire and signals for Al Snow to come over to where he is standing. Snow knows exactly what Steiner wants and hands him a pair of wire cutters that he takes out of his pockets. Steiner cuts the barb wire and then throws the rolls into the chest of Al Snow. Gunn starts getting up to his feet until Steiner starts whipping him over his back and shoulders with the barb wire! Steiner whips him over and over with the barb wire as Gunn rolls around the ring. Steiner throws the strands of barb wire down cutting his hands as he does. Steiner picks Gunn up and punches him a few times in his bleeding back and then goes to run Gunn into the electrified cage. .but Gunn stops himself on the ropes of the ring and in turn gives Steiner a side slam. Gunn walks over to the roll of razor wire and drags that into the middle of the ring. Gunn goes back over to Steiner, elbow drops him, then gets up and picks Steiner up to his feet as well. Gunn walks Steiner into the middle of the ring and gives him a JACKHAMMER ON THE ROLL OF RAZOR WIRE!!! Steiner yells out in major pain as Gunn goes for a cover, 1.2..NO Steiner barely kicks out and Gunn complains to Al Snow about a slow count. Steiner rolls over and starts to get up to his feet as Gunn takes a pool cue out of the links of the cage. Steiner rolls back over and covers the roll of barb wire with his body. Gunn walks over and gets set to hit Steiner with the pool cue Steiner rolls over and throws the roll of barb wire right into the face of Billy Gunn! Gunn falls back into a corner and favors his face as blood starts dripping from an area around his eyes. Steiner gets up and grabs the pool cue and hits Gunn in his knee with it and then places Gunn on the top rope. Steiner gets up and stands on the top rope. Steiner first pushes Billy Gunn into the electrified cage and shocks the hell out of Gunn and then gives him an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex off the top ropes!!! Gunn is down and doesn’t appear to be moving as smoke rises up from his body after taking thousands of volts of electricity directly into his back and part of his head. Steiner yells for Snow to make the count and covers Billy Gunn. 1..2..NO Gunn takes Steiner and small packages him! 1..2..NO Steiner kicks out and immediately gets up to his feet. Steiner runs and clotheslines Billy Gunn down as soon as he gets up. Steiner leans against he ropes to think of something else to do but as he does Gunn slowly starts getting up to his feet. Gunn crawls up behind Steiner and gives him a low blow. Gunn uses the ropes to get up to his feet and then gives Steiner a Spike Piledriver. Gunn doesn’t go for the cover instead lays next to Steiner trying to catch his breathe and recover from the shock he took. Gunn gets up and starts to un roll the roll of razor wire all over the middle of the ring. Gunn un rolls about 8 feet worth of razor wire and Snow hands him the wire cutter to cut it. Gunn rolls the razor wire into a circle with razor wire sticking up and cover the center of the circle. Gunn brings Steiner bending down facing the barb wire. Gunn runs off the ropes and goes for the Fame Asser on the razor wire but Steiner gets Gunn up and gets him set up for a powerbomb, but Gunn still has the wire cutters in his hand so he hits Steiner in his eye with them and gives Steiner a hurracanrana onto the razor wire!!! Gunn whose knees land on the razor wire slowly gets up to his feet but he does and when he gets up he signals for the end of the match. Gunn picks Steiner up to his feet, grabs his arm, goes around him, and attempts the One and Only but Steiner elbows Gunn in his stomach and gets behind him. Steiner puts Gunn into a full nelson, and then gives Gunn a. . Full Neslon Suplex into the Electrified Cage!!!! Gunn is electrocuted for upwards on 8 seconds on the cage as Al Snow pulls Billy Gunn away from the cage as Gunn’s body is almost not visible due to all of the smoke that rises from his body and from the area of cage that cooked him. Scott Steiner looks in awe of what just happened as does the entire arena including Ross and Gertner who stop calling the action for a full minute as Al Snow tries to revive Gunn. Steiner stops looking at Gunn and grabs both the roll of barb wire as well as the roll of razor wire and place both of them next to each other in the middle of the ring. Steiner walks over to Gunn and tries to pick him up but Al Snow backs Steiner away from Gunn who is not moving but still smoking. Steiner takes Al and throws him into the electrified cage! Al bounces off but is shocked for about two seconds. Steiner picks up Gunn’s smoking body and brings him into the center of the ring. Al Snow gets on his feet, grabs the pool cue, and breaks it over Steiner’s back! Gunn gains some conciousness and gives Steiner the Fame Asser on the rolls of barb and razor wire!!! Steiner is down but Gunn is unable to make the count, in fact he is unable to move after he hit’s the move. Steiner very, very slowly gets up to his feet and Gunn is still not moving as it appears he used his last bit of energy to hit the Fame Asser. Steiner gets up to his feet bleeding heavily from the face and head with his hair stained red with blood. Steiner takes Gunn and rolls him belly down on the barb wire and then locks on the Steiner Recliner on the Rolls of Barb and Razor Wire!!! Billy Gunn is obviously unconscious so Al Snow calls for the bell!! SCOTT STEINER WINS THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCH TOURNAMENT!!!
JR: “Good God Almighty!! God God Almighty! In the most extreme match in the history of EHW Scott Steiner has just defeated Billy Gunn to become the King of the DeathMatches! I can’t believe what I have just seen before my eyes.”
JG: “Billy Gunn was electicuted twice, once for just about ten seconds. Each man hit all their moves on each other and in the end it is the King of Pump, becoming the King of the DeathMatches.”
JR: “Now at Born to be Wired, it will be the King of the DeathMatches 2000 and the EHW World Champion The Sandman defending his title against the King of the DeathMatches 2001 Scott Steiner. We look forward to seeing you there, goodnight everybody!!”
Mike Awesome is seen walking around the parking lot of the EHW PPV. He is carrying his gear and he heads over to his car. He puts his thing in his car and he gets ready to go when suddenly, Pamela Paulshock comes up to him.
Pam: Mike Awesome. As we all heard, you said that you would retire after tonight. What do you have to say to your fans and the other wrestlers?
Mike: Well Pam, I am sad to go but I might come back. You see, I am finding it worse that I am going now than when I arrived. You see. I know that a lot of people looked up to me and all that kinda stuff but I have to leave. That is why I am retiring. I have had some good times and some bad but I have learned a lot from my time here and I thank all the people who I faced in my time. I would also like to thank Paul E for letting me work with him like we did in ECW. Now I have to go. Good bye EHW
With that, Mike gets into his car and drives off. Goodbye Mike Awesome.
