Nightmare Results

JR: "Good Evening everybody and welcome to EHW NIGHTMARE!! We are coming to you tonight from Madison Squard Garden in New York City! I am Jim Ross here with. . "

JG: "Here with the Quitessential Studmuffin himself, Joel 'I picked up a hooker, over in Time Square. We went to a motel and I paid for the fair, then I banged her so good and asked her how it was to be with me. She said I was so great she wouldn't accept the fee!!' Gertner!"

JR: "Is that even true?"

JG: "Ask your wife, she'd know the answer."

JR: "Why you son of a bitch! I am going to."

JG: "Lets head to the ring for our first match."

**Steve Austin's music is heard and he comes out to the ring to almost no crowd reaction. He gets in the ring and as he does The Rock's music comes on, The Rock comes out to the ring to the cheers of the fans. Rock gets in the ring and stands on the top rope looking into the crowd with the People's Eyebrow.**

Rock and Austin lock up in the ring and Rock gets the first shot in with a hard right hand, he hits Austin with few more and then whips him off the ropes. Austin comes back and Rock hits him with a sidewalk slam, Rock looks into crowd and the crowd starts cheering because they know what is coming. Rock throws the elbow pad in the crowd, goes off the ropes, off the other set and. . hits the People's Elbow! He goes for the cover, 1.2..NO! Austin kicks out, Rock backs off and waits for Austin to get to his feet Austin gets up and Rock gives him the Rock Bottom! Cover, 1.2.3 Rock wins!

JR: "The Rock beats the Rattlesnake Steve Austin."

JG: "That can't be to hard of a task since Austin has two bad knees and a bad neck."

JR: "Lets keep things moving along, this next contest will be a Flag Match."

**Kurt Angle's music comes on and he comes out to the ring carrying and American Flag. Angle gets in the ring and waves the flag around circling the ring then puts it on its poll. Lance Storm's music comes on and he comes out to the ring carrying the Canadian flag with Dawn Marie. Lance Storm gets in the ring and waves the flag as well with Dawn Marie getting cheers and chants from all the guys in the crowd.**

Kurt Angle goes to lock up with Lance Storm but Storm dropkicks him in the knee, Storm gets back up and gives Angle a leg drag takedown. Storm picks Angle up and gives him a cradle piledriver! Storm laughs at Angle and gives the crowd a disgusted look then goes to climb the flag, Storm climbs to the top rope but then sees Angle getting up behind him so Storm turns around and when Angle gets up he gives him a Spinning Heel Kick off the top rope! Storm gets back up, climbs the ropes, and grabs his flag! Lance Storm wins.

JR: "Lance Storm gets a win from Kurt Angle by winning the Flag Match."

JG: "Well not all canadians are superior to Americans but when it came to this match Storm made Kurt Angle look like a total jackass."

**The lights go out and green spotlights go on all over the arena as "Take It" hits and The Dead Pool come out to the ring. Vampiro and the Demon get in the ring and the both stand in a corner and look around the arena with sinister smiles on their faces. The lights stay off as some red lights come on as The Undertakers music comes on and Brothers in Hell come out to the ring. The Tag Champs get in the ring and both of them shoot their arms up in the air as pyros go off and the lights slowly come back on.**

Vampiro and Undertaker start things off in the ring, they lock up and Undertaker backs Vampiro into the Dead Pool's corner. Undertaker goes to release the grapple with the Demon nails him with a chair! Kane gets in the ring, runs, and clotheslines Demon off the mat into the guardrail. Vampiro elbows Undertaker in the face and then gives him a spinning neckbreaker, Kane turns around and grabs Vampiro by the throat. He lifts him up for a chokeslam and hits it as Vampiro bounces off the mat, Kane signals for the end of the match and starts climbing to the top rope. Undertaker picks Kane up for a Tombstone Piledriver, Kane gets to the top rope but from behind Demon hits Kanes right leg and Kane falls crotch first onto the turnbuckle and then falls to the outside through the time keeps table. Vampiro kicks Undertaker in the face then climbs up and behind him Demon gets in the ring and low blows the Undertaker as Vampiro goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope. Demon lifts Undertaker up from behind by his legs, he holds him in the air and Vampiro hits a summersault leg drop on Undertaker!!! Vampiro makes the cover, 1..2.3 The Dead Pool wins!

JR: "Good lord what was that move that they hit The Undertaker with? I have never seen anything like that."

JG: "They call that move the Goth Drop. I think it is a very fitting name, and a very painful move."

**Chris Jericho's music hits and he comes out to the ring to a small reaction from the fans. Jericho gets in the ring and walks around the ring getting prepared for his match. Billy Gunn's music is heard and Mr. Ass himself walks out to the ring to some boos and some cheers, he gets in the ring and poses for the camera then bends down and shakes is ass at the crowd.**

Gunn and Jericho go at it in the ring in a fist fight, Jericho gets in some good shots but Gunn ducks one of Jericho's left hooks and gives him a samoan drop. Gunn gets up and before Jericho can he gives him a running leg drop, Gunn picks Jericho up and whips him to a corner. Gunn runs and leaps to splahs Jericho but Jericho moves and Gunn hits his head on the ring post. Jericho runs jumps on the ropes and hits the Lionsault! He goes for a cover 1..Gunn gets his foot on the ropes at a one count, Jericho picks Gunn up and yells out to the crowd and they start getting into it, Jericho gives Gunn a powerbomb! But Jericho locks his fingers and lifts Gunn up again to give him another but when he gets him up Gunn hits a thumb to the eye on Jericho. Gunn gets out of it and gives Jericho the Fame Asser! He makes the cover, 1.2..3 Mr. Ass wins!

JR: "Out of nowhere Billy Gunn hits the Fame Asser and gets a big win over Chris Jericho."

JG: "It may be his only win because this friday on Fury he is going to have to wrestle The Total Package in a Career Match."

JR: "Our colge Gene Okerlund is standing by with Raven, in the backstage area."

Mean Gene: Raven! You have a World Title match tonight against none other than "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, what kind of stratagy will you use to obtain the world title?

Raven: Gene, by now you've seen me in the ring and you know my style, and by now you should know that I don't use stratagy, I just fight and hurt my opponent until they realize that they go one on one with me. By that time they are begging me to Evenflow DDT them to end their misery. Tonight Ric Flair's misery will end to numurous evenflows and he will meet his maker after I set that coffin with his name on it aflame. He soon will realize that the name Raven will be his worst nightmare and when I ignite that coffin that will be his worst reality. Quote The Raven " NEVERMORE "

JR: "Raven is looking to win the World Title here tonight but it won't be an easy task."

JG: "If you want to talk about a HARD THING then you can talk about my. . "

JR: "JOELLL!. . "

JG: "Sorry but seriously now, speaking of an uneasy match to win we have a Stairway to Hell Match coming up now."

**"Enter Sandman is heard and The Sandman comes out to the ring. Sandman pops open a beer at the entryway and drinks it down then gets in the ring looks up in the sky where he sees a Singapore Cain hanging from a wire. Justin Credible's music hits and he comes out to the ring to the boos of the crowd, Justin gets in the ring and hops to the second ropes and spits into the audience on each side of the ring.**

JR: "First one to reach the Singapore Cain gets to use it and from there it is a one pinfall match. The ladder is right in the middle of the entryway so this should be interesting.**

Sandman takes a swig of beer then him and Justin meet in the middle of the ring, they go to lock up but Sandman spits the beer in Justin's eyes and then gives him a DDT. Sandman gets back up to his feet and gives Justin a couple of elbow drops until Justin rolls to the outside. Sandman follows him and then whips him into the guardrail! The Sandman then goes and gets the ladder, Sandman brings the ladder to the ring but doesn't put it in the ring. Sandman brings it over to Justin and nails him with a ladder suplex, the Sandman puts the ladder in the ring. Sandman picks Justin up but on his way up Justin grabs Sandman by his jeans and throws him face first into the ringpost. Justin recoups, then gets in the ring, sets up the ladder, and starts climbing it. As he is climbing it the Sandman gets back up to his feet and gets in the ring, but Justin gets near the top of the ladder and grabs the Singapore Cain. But when he gets it down Sandman picks the ladder up by the one side and folds it up. . Justin and the ladder fall foward and Justin falls throat first onto the ropes!! Justin gasps for air as the Sandman grabs the Singapore Cain. . after a few seconds Justin gets back up to his feet and the Sandman cains him right between the eyes!! Justin goes down to the mat and Sandman cains him about 8 more times over the back, neck, head, legs, and ass. Sandman picks Justin up to his feet, cains him in the stomach and then hits the Singapore Legsweep! Sandman gets up and then pins Justin with the tip of the cain, 1..2.3! The Sandman wins.

JR: "The Sandman wins and now Justin Credible can no longer use or carry around the Singapore Cain."

JG: "I am just wondering if the Sandman is going to remember this night. Man look at him, he is more drunk then I have ever seen him."

**The British Bulldog's music hits and he comes out to the ring with Shane McMahon. Bulldog gets in the ring and waits for his opponents to arrive as Shane McMahon gets him psyched up. The Total Package's music is heard and he and Miss Elizabeth come out to the ring to the boos of the crowd. They get in the ring and Liz holds up the Hardcore Title as Luger flexes for the crowd but is greeted with nothing but boos. "Walk" plays and Rob Van Dam comes out to the ring with Bill Alfonso to the cheers of the crowd. The TV Champ walks around the ring high fiving the fans at ringside, then jumps in the ring and hops around the ring holding up the TV Title Belt.**

All three men go at it with Luger hiptossing Bulldog then RVD hitting Luger wiht a pump kick. Bulldog gets up and leg tackls RVD down to the mat then starts hitting Van Dam with punches to the face, Luger grabs Bulldog by the hair from behind and gives him a back suplex. Van Dam and Luger team up on giving him a double facebuster and kicking and chopping him in the corner, Alfonso gets on the mat and starts yelling at Luger and when Luger turns around to get in Fonzie's face Bulldog shoulder tackles RVD and then gives him a hanging vertical suplex. Luger hears Van Dam drop to the mat, turns around and goes after Bulldog, he gets to Bulldog but Bulldog spins around and kicks Luger in the stomach and then gives him a side back breaker, Bulldog hangs on and gives Luger another one. Fonzie slides a chair in the ring, as Bulldog gets back up to his feet he turns around and RVD tosses the chair at him, Bulldog catches it but ducks the spin kick and hits RVD over the head with the chair. Bulldog hits RVD with the chair again but then turns around and Luger hits the Bionic Forearm with the chair. RVD hops to the top rope and hits the Five Star Frog Splash and makes the cover on Bulldog, 1.2..3!

JR: "The British Bulldog is eliminated."

Van Dam gets to his feet and starts posing for the crowd and celebrating when from behind Luger jams him in his knee with the chair. Luger whips RVD off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but RVD ducks drops to his feet and spinkicks Luger's legs knocking him down, Fonzie slides RVD another chair, Van Dam puts the chair on Luger's face and hits a spinning leg drop! Van Dam signals for the end of the match, he drags Luger over to the corner and sits him there as Fonzie holds a chair to Luger's face. Van Dam goes to the opposite side of the ring, he hops on the top rope but the Liz gets on the mat and low blows RVD from behind and Van Dam falls face first to the mat. Luger gets up out of the corner and baseball slides Fonzie into the guardrail, RVD starts to get back up as Luger whips him off the ropes and gives him a powerslam. Luger wastes absolutely no time, he picks RVD up and locks him in the Torture Rack! Van Dam fights the hold off for a little bit but then submits! The Total Package wins!

JR: "New TV Champion! New TV Champion! Lex Luger has become the new EHW TV Champion!

JG: "Hey! It's The Total Package to you, and he showed you why he is called that by beating two men in one match. Ya jackass!"

**The DX theme hits and Triple H comes out to the ring with Stephanie McMahon. Triple H gets in the ring and crotch chops as DX pyro goes off behind him. "Seek and Destroy" plays as the lights go out and Sting comes out to the ring to a big pop from the crowd. Sting gets in the ring, climbs to the second ropes, and yells out to all his fans and practically the whole crowd yells back.**

Triple H and Sting lock up in the middle of the ring, Sting whips Triple H off the ropes and shoulder blocks Triple H down. Triple H gets back up goes to lock up with Sting but punches him in the face instead, Triple H whips Sting off the ropes and gives him a high knee to the face driving Sting down to the mat. Triple H crotch chops Sting and the crotch chops the crowd as Stephanie applauds on the outside. Triple H picks Sting up and goes to whip him off the ropes but Sting chops Triple H over the chest, then Sting grabs Triple H by the hair and gives him a running one handed facebuster. Sting takes Triple H and puts him in a spinning toe hold, but Triple H kicks Sting a couple of times in the ribs and then over the side of the head and Sting releases the hold. Triple H gets up to his feet and whips Sting into the corner, Triple H charges with a clothesline but Sting moves and Triple H crashes into the corner, Sting runs to the other side of the ring, charges and hits a Stinger Splash! Triple H comes out of the corner and Sting gives him a Scorpion Death Drop! Sting makes a cover, 1..2..NO! Triple somehow kicks out, Sting drags Triple into the center of the ring and goes to lock him in the Scorpion Death Lock but as he does Stephanie McMahon gets on the mat and Sting immediately drops the hold runs and grabs her by the hair. Sting looks out in the crowd and then decks Stephanie right in the jaw knocking her off the mat onto the outside. Triple gets up and when Sting turns around Triple gives him his knee to the face drop, Sting falls back and bounces off the ropes. When he bounces back Triple H puts him down and gives him the Pedigree!! Triple H makes the cover, 1..2..3 Triple H wins the match!

JR: "Wow, once again Sting and Triple H have stolen the show, what a hard fought match for both men."

JG: "I have to agree with you on that one because these are two men who are ready to get their hands on some title gold here in EHW."

JR: "Our colege Michael Cole is Standing by."

**Michael Cole is standing in the ring waiting for HBK to come out for a interview in that ring in front of almost millions of fans before the IC title match between Scott Steiner and Mike Awesome. Break It Down starts to blow through the PA System. The fans erupt as Shawn Michaels starts walking down the ramp. He then gets in the ring and does his pose with great pyros working off behind him.**

Michael Cole: I am standing by with the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels who was defeated by Ric Flair in this very tournament. So Shawn, how do you feel about that defeat?

HBK: Well Mike. Ric Flair will pay for that because Ric, ya know the saying, PAYBACK IS A BITCH!! It sure is. Now Ric, I want you to win this match tonight and then I want you to keep that World Title Belt around that wrinkled up waist of yours so I can come and get it, FROM YOU!

Michael Cole: But Shawn, what are you going to do on the wait??

HBK: What am I gonna do? I knew you were going to ask that. This is what I am going to do. I am challenging the winner of this match coming up between Scott Steiner and Mike Awesome. I am challenging the winner of that match with the IC title on the line in a ladder match! So the winner faces me on Tuesday Night Turmoil in a ladder match for the IC title!! Prez put that down on the card for this upcoming Turmoil. Now Cole, get outta my face!!!

**The DX music Break It Down hits as Shawn Michaels jumps over the ropes and walks back to the DX locker Room.**

**A Hell in a Cell cage with no top is lowerd down from the ceiling as tables and potato sacks with lighter fluid and lighters are placed in the ring and at ringside. Mike Awsome's music is heard and he comes out to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Awesome gets in the ring and looks around the ring at the tables as Big Poppa Pump's music comes on. Big Poppa Pump comes out to the ring to a sea of boos from the fans, he gets in the ring and flexes his muscles for the cameras and then starts yelling at fans at ringside that are booing him.**

JR: "This is a bigger cage than you fans may have expected, it is bigger because the wrestlers need to be able to get and set up tables and a regular cage was just too small."

Awesome and Steiner start the match off in a fist fight which Steiner comes out winning, but as he goes for a haymaker Awesome ducks and gives Steiner a front russian legsweep. Awsome picks Steiner up and whips him off the ropes Awsome lifts up and hits Steiner with a big boot to the head of Steiner. Then Awesome goes to the outside and opens up a table, Awesome gets back in the ring, puts Steiner down, lifts him up and goes for an Awesome Bomb but Steiner rakes Awesome's eyes and drops down. Steiner grabs Awesome from behind and gives him a pump handle suplex into the middle of the ring, then Steiner goes takes the table that Awesome set up and puts it in the ring as well as a sack with lighter fluid and a lighter in it. Steiner opens up the table and then goes into the bag to take out the lighter fluid but before he can spray the fluid Awesome gets up and shoulder tackles Steiner off the ropes. Steiner comes back and Awesome gives him a high release german suplex through the table! Mike Awesome takes a couple of seconds then goes to the outside and puts two tables in the ring, Awsome leaves on by the ropes and then sets the other one up in the corner. Awesome takes the lighter fluid and sprays it all over the table, he grabs the lighter and goes over to Steiner, he puts Steiner in position for a powerbomb. Then he lights the lighter and sets the table ablaze, Awesome takes a few steps back to hit a running Awesome Bomb he picks Steiener up with momentum but with too much as Steiner goes up and over Awesome and then dropkicks him towards the flaming table. . but before he hits it Awesome stops himself using the ropes as the flames go out. He turns around and Steiner charges him and clotheslines him through the table. The table smashes to pieces after being burned and Awesome goes to the outside. Steiner takes the other table that was in the ring and opens it up, he takes the bottle of lighter fluid and empties it on the table, Steiner goes into the sack and takes out a small box of thumbtacks and empties them on the table. Awesome gets up to his feet, grabs a chair, and gets back in the ring as Steiner elbow drops him on the head, Steiner picks Awesome up but as he does Awsome grabs the chair and nails Steiner in the nose with the end of it. Awsome takes the lighter and throws it on the table and it shoots up in flames, Awsome picks Steiner up and runs to hit a running. . NO! Steiner slips off the sweaty back of Awesome and when Awsome turns around Steiner rakes Awesome's eyes and. . Steiner Screwdriver through the flaming thumbtack covered table!! Cover, 1...2..3 Big Poppa Pump wins!

JR: "Good God Almighty! He may have just ended the man's career! I can't believe what I have just seen!"

JG: "Well, the flames were going down but that still has to leave a mark. Damn!"

JR: "Well believe it or not that isn't the last amount of fire we have seen tonight. The next match is our main event for the world title, it is a Flaming Casket Match. The only way to win is to put your opponent in a casket and light it on fire."

**The ring and ringside are cleaned up as a large casket is brought down to ringside and a couple more sacks of lighter fluid with lighters are placed in the corners of the ring. Raven's music comes on and he comes out to the ring to the cheers of almost all the fans, Raven gets in the ring and sits in a corner. Ric Flair's music hits and the crowd goes nuts! Flair comes out to the ring as pyros go off behind him, he gets in the ring and struts from one side to the other and lets out a big WHOOOOOO!!!!**

Raven gets out of the corner and takes his jacket off, then runs at Flair, tackles him and hits him with 4 punches to the side of the head. Raven immediately picks Flair up and gives him a running bulldog, Raven gets up and throws his arms up in the air as some fans cheer while other Flair fans boo. Raven calls for a chair but as someone tosses him one Flair gets up and drops a knee to the back of Raven's knee and Raven falls to the mat in pain. Flair takes the chair and hits Raven on the left leg several times, and james it right on Raven's knee, Flair picks Raven up and gives him a piledriver then starts to slid him towards the casket. Just before getting dropped into it Raven grabs ahold of the bottom ropes and hangs on, Flair pushes and pushes but Raven hangs on until Flair stands up and elbow drops Raven on the left knee. Flair does a little strut and then goes to pick up Raven but Raven grabs Flair by the tights and tosses him into the casket. Flair shoots up but Raven slams the lid onto Flair's head and Flair goes down. Raven takes a bottle of lighter fluid and goes opens it but before he can start covering the casket in it, Flair shoots up again and gets out of the casket. Raven climbs onto the mat, runs and hits a double axe handle on Flair. Raven goes to the ring steps and picks them up, he gets them over his head and goes to hit Flair with them but Flair mule kicks Raven and he drops the stairs on his own head. Flair picks Raven up and whips him in the casket, Flair opens it up and gives Raven and front suplex into the casket Flair takes a sack and takes out a bottle of lighter fluid and starts to spray the casket with it but then the lid shoots up and Raven dives out of the casket taking Flair down. Raven puts Flair back in the ring and gets back in himself, Raven opens up a chair in the middle of the ring, he whips Flair off the ropes and drop toe holds him on the chair! Raven kicks the chair away by the casket and signals for the Evenflow DDT, he picks Flair up and puts him in position but before he can swing back Flair punches Raven in the nuts and gives him knee breaker. Raven is almost unaffected by it and takes Flair and gives him the Evenflow DDT! After hitting it, Raven shows that his knee is in pain but starts rolling Flair towards the casket he gets Flair in it, grabs a bottle of lighter fluid and starts spraying it all over the casket. Raven takes a little while and empties the entire bottle, throws it to the side and grabs the lighter Raven climbs out to the mat and goes to light it, he lights it and then tosses up in the air to land on the casket. But before it can land the lid shoots open and Flair catches the lighter! Flair grabs the chair by the ropes and jams Raven in the left knee with it. Flair gets on the mat and body slams Raven into the casket. Flair takes the lighter, shuts the lid, drops the lighter on the casket, and lights it on fire!!! Ric Flair wins!

JR: "Good lord it looks like a mini explosion has taken place on that casket! Someone get Raven out of there!"

Ring crew runs with fire extinguishers and puts out the flames after it is ablaze for more than 20 seconds.**

JG: "Aren't you forgetting something?"

JR: "No moron, we have a new EHW World Heavyweight Champion! For the third time Ric Flair has captured the title and ascends to the top of the mountain and proves once again his greatness."

JG: "Raven found out tonight what many other legends and rookies of EHW already have. That not only is he a great wrestler and roleplayer, he can be one hardcore mother fucker. And I can say fucker Ross, its pay per view."

JR: "Folks we are out of time, there is NO TURMOIL this week. But don't forget to join us on Friday for Fury! Good night!"

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