**Lots of pyros go off all over the arena as Joel Gertner and Jim Ross make their way to the ring to do play by play for the show that is beginning.**
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the only pay per view this month that has true hardcore action. Welcome to the only pay per view that has matches and wrestlers that you actually want to see. All brought to you by the company that is smart enough not to give you two pay per views in one month because we know that people in the real world actually have budgets. Welcome to EHW Rebellion!!! Being brought to you from the biggest little city in the world Reno, Nevada!! I am Jim Ross and I. . . “
JG: “Am about to hand over the mic to the host of this pay per view event. The only announcer in this sport that won’t quite a company because his ugly bitch didn’t get a push. I am the Quitessential Studmuffin, Joel ‘Every woman's infatuation, across the whole damn nation, they all like the pulsation, and they love the penetration. (looking at girl in front row) And I can sense your sheer frustration, since all you get is masturbation; you can use your imagination, or would you like a demonstration!!’ Gertner”
JR: “Well it is about time you had a good line for us.”
JG: “Well Ross banging your wife takes a lot of work considering she is so fat so I don’t have time to sit down and write my lines.”
JR: “Why you son of a bitch!! I’m gonna. .”
[ Razor’s theme hits on the PA System and the crowd raises to their feet to see on of the newest stars to join the EHW Revolution. The lights fade dim and the Wolf comes up on the Extremetron as Scott Hall steps from behind the curtain. But, Scott doesn’t stand alone. He is accompanied by the lovely Trish Stratus. The fans roar their approval for Ms. Stratus as the two make their way down to ringside. They hit the ring and Hall does his “outsider” taunt, while Trish grabs a mic from a ringside attendant…]
Trish: : A lot of you probably are wondering...why... why did I decide to team with Scott and The Franchise...Well first of all as you probably all can see...Scott and I are somewhat of am item...He called me up a few weeks ago...and asked if I would be interested in managing him full time...and lets just say I couldn't resist...
Trish smiles over at Scott before continuing...
Trish: But that isn't the only reason...I also have great respect for Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson...Shane is quite simply the Franchise and as for Torrie...well she and I do agree on quite a few things. We are both women who want to take our men to the top. And the top...well that’s gotta be the heavyweight title, which I can guarantee will be around Scott's waist before too long...but for now we have our sights firmly set on the tag team titles....and we will...have them...
Trish walks over to Scott and smiles...
Trish: and I can also say...that this place...will never be the same...
Hall: …. Hey Yo. It’s Survey Time. So..a .. are all of you fans here to see … ECW?
Crowd boos
Hall: Or …. Are you fans here to see the N …. W … O?
Fans Cheer
Hall: Chalk another one up for the good guys.
Hall: So …a .. it seems that our little buddies Edge and Christian get a shot at our tag team titles tonight here on Rebellion, while me and Shane just sit back on our laurels and do nothing. This was the plan given to us by Paul Heyman himself. Well … a .. I got news for Mr. Heyman. That aint the way the n.W.o works. We take what we want when we want it and we want those Tag Team Titles. So, Edge and Christian, pretty boys, you may be lucky enough to win those Tag Titles tonight, but you will have the shortest reign in the history of wrestling. You two Canadian sweet peas have got to be the biggest joke in the Tag Team scene since the Ding-Dongs. To tell you the truth … I don’t know if you got a sack between the two of ya. I was once told by a wise man that if it walks like a queer, talks like a queer, and looks like a queer … then it’s a queer. So Chicos, what I trying to say is … you two might like to call what you do to each other backstage wrestling, but when you get in this ring with the Wolfpac, we are gonna show you what it’s like to step in the ring with real wrestlers. You two have no idea of the trouble that your are going to find yourselves in. As far as your opponents go, Chrissy Jericho and the Big Refried Burrito, we will kick their asses too. Hell Y2J couldn’t beat his way out of a wet paper sack. Jericho, you are a lot like your Canadian buddies E &C. All three of you can’t wrestle a lick and all three of you would rather hang out with a couple of freaks than with a woman who looks like Trish. You are gonna find out with being on the Edge is all about boy. I have a Razor’s Edge with your name on it and you are gonna feel it boy. Count on it. Now as far as your partner goes. Kane you seem to think you are some kind of bad boy. A real tough customer. Chico, I am the “Bad Guy” around here. I was the first bad ass that came across the airwaves. Kane, you think that your parents burned in a fire when you were a kid? All I hear from you and that dumb son of a bitch brother of yours is “we are Dead Man Inc.”. You think you are dead boy? You think your brother is dead? You think your daddy is dead? Well let me tell you something Frankenstein, your daddy aint dead. I’m your daddy now Chico. So quit your damn crying and Don’t Sing It ….. Bring It.
Now, I told all of you here in EHW that the Wolfpac aint here to play around. You boys think you got a bunch of tough guys? You want a fight? You want a war? Well, you got one. The ‘Pac is on the loose and we will devour anything or anyone that gets in our way. We are here to take what we want, which way we want it, and when ever we want it. That’s a fact. Deal with it or it will deal with you. Chicos, be afraid … be very afraid.
[ Razor’s theme hits again and Hall and Trish leave the ring and head back up the ramp..]
JR: “What a surprise, Scott Hall messing up a show and straying from the format. Why am I not surprised?”
JG: “I don’t know, why aren’t you?”
JR: “Shut up!!”
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Two opposing corners of the ring have the turbuckle pads replaced with three sacks of low grade explosives. Hardcore Holly’s music comes on and The Big Shot comes out to the ring to as the fans in attendance cheer the long time EHW veteran as he gets in the ring and poses for the cameras.**
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Big Show’s music hits and biggest man in wrestling walks to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. Big Show steps over the top rope and gets in the ring as Holly runs and attacks him as soon as he gets in the ring.**
Holly hits Big Show with a serious of lefts and rights to the head and body of the 500 pound Big Show. Show just looks at Holly with a pissed of look on his face and Holly starts to back away from Big Show begging off. Big Show starts walking towards Holly as Holly slides out of the ring. Big Show steps over the top rope and prepares to drop down to the outside of the ring. But as soon as Holly gets to the outside he grabs a steel chair and as Big Show steps onto the apron Holly runs and hits Big Show in the left knee and leg with the chair and Big Show is stopped in his tracks. Holly gets on the mat, jumps to the top ropes, jumps, and nails Big Show over the top of his head with the steel chair causing Big Show to fall off the apron and down to the arena floor face first. Holly drops the chair and starts to mock Big Show while he is down. Holly poses for the crowd and turns his back to Big Show to pose for the cameras. As Holly does Big Show gets up to his feet and picks up the steel chair. Holly turns around and Big Show dents the chair over Holly’s skull! Holly is knocked down and appears to be out. Big Show calls for the end of the match, he holds the chair in one hand and starts to pick up Holly with the other hand. As he does this Holly grabs the chair and uses it to hit a low blow on Big Show. Big Show is hurt. Holly gets to his feet, he grabs the ring bell and this Big Show with it right in his face. A loud ringing is heard as Big Show falls back onto the apron of the ring. Holly puts Big Show back in the ring and gets in himself with the ring bell. Holly hits Big Show as he is getting up on the back of Big Show’s neck. Holly starts taunting Big Show again and signals for the end of the match as Big Show starts go get up near one of the explosive turnbuckles. Holly gets set to nail Big Show again but as he does Cactus Jack runs out to the ring with a barb wire wrapped 2x4! He gets in the ring and nails Holly with it from behind to the back of Holly’s kneck! Holly goes falling forward but Big Show grabs him by the throat. Big Show picks Holly up and. . B O O M!!Holly is Chokeslamed into the explosive corner!!! The Big Show wins!
JR: “What a match for the Big Show! He gets the win but with help from his partner Cactus Jack. But both of these two have really shown EHW that they have a lot to give and have stepped up their level of competition.”
JG: “It is a tainted victory Ross!! I hope that Cactus gets what he deserves for this travesty!”
Jim Ross: Well folks, it has just been confirmed that none other than "The Game" Triple H and wife Stephanie have arrived in the building.
Joel Gertner: You act like you don't care JR?
Jim Ross: Come on Joel, he's the scum of the Earth! He ended Lex Luger's career with that vicious attack with that lead pipe on Turmoil last week. And now he claims that he's going to take Luger's Intercontinental Title!
Joel Gertner: He's "The Game". And you should know that he does whatever the hell he wants too.
[A camera opens backstage to the front of a locker room door that says "The Game" on it. The door opens up and we enter. Triple H and Stephanie are standing in the room talking to eachother.]
Stephanie: But Hunter, what are you gonna do tonight? You're still not booked for the Intercontinental Title match with Mike Awesome and The Rock.
Triple H: You wanna know what i'm gonna do? I'm gonna go out there tonight, and i'm gonna run things the way they should be run. I'm gonna make this Intercontinental Title match tonight, the best damn Intercontinental Title match in the history of the EHW. And there's not a damn thing anybody can do or say about it!
Stephanie: Come on Hunter, you know you just can't walk out there and put yourself into that match...
Triple H: Whoa, whoa, whoa...I can't put myself into that match? Who says? What rule says that I can't put myself into that match? I mean, I challenged for the damn Title last week right before I took out Lex Luger's ass. I should be the number one contender for that belt. Mike Awesome and The Rock, all credit due but they don't deserve the Intercontinental Title. Now Stephanie, I know that your thinking's a little off right now, I mean Vince ain't around anymore. But babe, don't worry because i've got things under control, and by the time that tonight is over, Mike Awesome and The Rock will PLAY THE GAME...
Stephanie: Maybe you're right Hunter, maybe my thinking's been a little off lately. But there is no doubt in my mind that you will be the new Intercontinental Champion.
[Triple H and Stephanie smile at eachother as the camera shows Jim Ross and Joel Gertner again.]
Jim Ross: What? What in the hell does "The Game" think he's gonna do? He's not booked for that match, he just can't throw himself into the mix!
Joel Gertner: Well I triple-dog-dare you to say that to his face.
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As ring crew replaces the explosive corners with regular turnbuckles, “Survive If I Let You” hits and Taz walks out to the ring to a small reaction from the crowd. Taz gets in the ring and stands in the far corner of the ring as “Rollin” by Limp Bizkit plays.**
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The Undertaker appears in the entryway and starts walking to the ring as the crowd goes nuts with applaus. Undertaker gets in the ring and holds up the EHW Hardcore Title belt which was given to him by Kane.**
JR: “Remember folks that this is an EHW Total Funeral Match so pinfalls and submissions mean nothing.”
Taz goes to lock up with The Undertaker but Taker immediately hit’s a big boot to the face of Taz knocking the Human Suplex Machine down to the mat. Undertaker picks Taz up and throws Taz face first into the far left turnbuckle. Undertaker puts Taz standing back first against the top turnbuckle and starts choking him with his foot. Undertaker chokes Taz until he is finished since the ref is powerless to stop him in this match type. Undertaker whips Taz to the opposite turnbuckle, Undertaker charges but Taz moves out of the way and Undertaker crashes into the turnbuckle. Taz grabs Undertaker from behind and gives him a Pump Handle Tazplex. Taz leans against the ropes to catch his breath but as he does Undertaker gets up to his feet, Taz clotheslines him but Undertaker only falls back about three steps. Taz runs off the ropes and goes to clothesline Undertaker again but Undertaker steps aside, takes Taz by the head and throws him over the top rope and Taz lands feet first but falls forward into the steel guardrail. Undertaker steps over the top rope and drops to the outside of the ring. Undertaker picks Taz up from behind, and just runs him back first into the steel ringpost but grabs Taz before he can fall down. Undertaker walks Taz away from ringside and towards the gravesite that is set up on the left side of the entryway and EHW Hadcore TV. (FROM NOW ON CALL IT THE HARDCORE TV NOT EXTREME TRON OR EHW TRON OKAY!!) Undertaker gets Taz halfway there and then gives him a standing clothesline knocking Taz down on the arena floor. Undertaker picks Taz up as the fans cheer him on as he walks up and onto the gravesite. The Undertaker grabs Taz by the throat and signals for the end but before he can do anything, Undertaker turns the chokehold into a T-Bone Tazplex!! Undertaker rolls down the large pile of dirt until he is completely off of the gravesite and on the arena floor. Taz recoups for a few seconds then walks down the gravesite to where The Undertaker is laying. Taz picks up Undertaker and locks him for a Head and Arm Tazzplex, but Undertaker elbows Taz on the side of his head about four times until Taz breaks the lock. Undertaker grabs Taz by the throat and gives him a One Handed Chokeslam onto the gravesite!! Taz lays vertically on the large pile of dirt that is the gravesite. Undertaker gets on his feet, picks Taz up so he is standing, and walks him up to the top of the gravesite. Undertaker stands right in front of the opening of the gravesite in front of the tombstone. Undertaker calls for the end, sets Taz up, and. . . hit’s the Last Ride into the Grave!!! The crowd erupts as Undertaker takes a shovel and starts dumping dirt into the grave so that Taz’s body is completely covered and isn’t visible by the naked eye. Undertaker than grabs the bottle of gasoline that is next to the gravesite, and poors almost all of it into the grave. Undertaker, takes a lighter laying on top of the tombstone. He lights it and drops it into the grave as flames shoot up and Taz is buried and cremated!! Undertaker wins!
JR: “Good God Almighty! Taz has just been delivered to the dark side by The Undertaker.”
JG: “Shhh! Ross that was his old gimmick remember?? He is trying to get over as a hick now!”
JR: “Oh give the man some credit, he is a multiple time champion in the WWF and in EHW.”
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A scaffold is spotlighted 2 stories above the ring as “Maniac Man” is heard and Cactus Jack goes to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Cactus though doesn’t go to the ring, Cactus stops near the ring and climbs a ladder that leads up to the scaffolding. Cactus gets on to the scaffolding and poses for the crowd as Al Snow’s music comes on.**
Al makes his way down to the ring to the cheers of the crowd as well. Al however does go into the ring and holds up Head as the fans react to that with plenty of cheers as Al gets out of the ring and climbs the ladder up to the scaffolding. As Al climbs the ladder ring crew starts setting up and stacking tables up to 10 feet below the scaffolding from the ring up.**
Al hangs on to a support beam near where he stepped off the ladder being very cautious of not to losing his balance. Cactus however starts walking towards Al without caring about his balance or the balance of the scaffolding.
JR: “This is just like the scaffolding window washers use on skyscrapers except we have attached three of them together and widened them a little bit more so that more action can take place up there so you fans don’t just get a three second match.”
Cactus continues to walk closer and closer to Al Snow as Al still seems a little too scared to moved away from one of the six support beams attaching the scaffold to the ceiling of the arena. When Cactus gets within three feet of Al, Al springs forward and tackles Cactus down on to the scaffolding and starts punching him right in the face. Al gets up but hangs on to Cactus’s body so he keeps his balance. Al picks Cactus up and gives him a suplex on the scaffold which rocks it back and forth for more than ten seconds as Al starts choking Cactus when he gets down. Al stands up using a support beam then hit’s a senton drop to Cactus’s ribs. Al starts smiling now that he has an advantage as the fan start booing a little more than they cheer. Al picks Cactus up to his feet and makes an attempt to throw him off the scaffold. .but Cactus grabs a hold of the same support beam Al is holding on to, Cactus elbows Al in his side and then out of no where locks in the Mandible Claw!!Al starts choking and trying to break the hold as his energy is slowly taken away from him. Al goes down to one knee and when he gets down on that knee he punches Cactus right in the nuts. Cactus takes a few steps back, Al gets up and Cactus shakes it off and kicks Al in the stomach. Cactus takes Al and gives him a piledriver by pulling on the back of Al’s tights. Al rolls away from Cactus but he is about to roll off the scaffold until he rolls away and back towards Cactus. When he does Cactus starts to choke Al. Cactus release the choke and then sits on the scaffold looking at the crowd and down at all of the stacked tables. Cactus stands back up and makes his “bang, bang” sign with his hands. He picks Al up and out of nowhere hits the Doule Arm DDT!! The crowd all get back up on their feet as they sense the end of the match now that Cactus Jack has hit his finishing move. Cactus looks to the crowd asking if he should dump Al off of the scaffolding getting them all really into it. But as Cactus is doing this out of the back. . . Curt Henning runs out and climbs up the ladder up to the scaffold!! He gets on the scaffold showing no fear, runs and knees Cactus in the back of his neck knocking him face first into a support beam. Henning picks up Cactus and gives him a Perfect Plex up on the scaffold!! Henning stomps on Cactus then gets off the scaffold, climbs down the ladder, and runs back to the back. Al gets back up to his feet and looks daized, he sees Cactus down and picks him up. Al takes Cactus and sets him up for a suplex, Al drops Cactus with a Snow Plow Over the Edge of the Scaffold!!!CACTUS FALLS TWO STORIES THROUGH OVER A DOZEN TABLES!!! Al Snow wins!
JR: “Where in the hell did Curt Henning come from?!! We haven’t seen him in months here in EHW! He is a former EHW Tag Team Champion but he hasn’t been in EHW in months.”
JG: “Well I guess much like Al Snow he can’t stand Mick Foley. And just like I wished for early tonight, I got what I wanted and that is for Foley to get what he deserved. And he got it!”
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The ring is cleared of the tables as “Come Out and Play” by The Offspring plays and Raven walks out to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Raven gets in the ring and poses for the crowd as he receive a big pop from them. **
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“Medal” is heard and the EHW TV Champion makes his way down to the ring to a sea of boos from the crowd. Kurt Angle gets in the ring and poses for the cameras and crowd but receives nothing but boos back from them.**
Raven and Angle lock up, Angle hits Raven with an arm drag take down. Raven gets up, he locks up with Angle again and out of the grapple dropkicks Angle in the right knee. Angle favors his knee as Raven gets up to his feet and gives Angle a running knee lift. Raven picks up Angle’s right leg and attempts a spinning toe hold but as he is turning Angle’s leg Angle kicks Raven in the ass and Raven goes through the ropes and to the outside face first. Angle gets up in the ring as Raven gets up to his knees on the outside of the ring. Angle gets out of the ring, he grabs Raven by his hair and runs his head onto the top of the steel guardrail several times then just throws Raven’s whole body into guardrail as Angle gets a look of angry disgust on his face. Angle walks away from Raven then charges him and kicks him in the ribs. Angle starts yelling at some fans at ringside who are cheering from Raven and are wearing Raven’s EHW t-shirts. As Angle does this Raven falls back and catches his breath. Raven gets on his feet and dropkicks Angle to the back of his head sending him into the front row of seats and people. The crowd clears out of that area as Raven climbs over the guardrail next to Angle. Raven picks up one of the folding chairs that the fans are sitting in and throws it on Angle’s head. Raven picks Angle up to his feet and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep into the steel guardrail. Raven gets up and poses for the crowd receiving a big pop as he does, he picks Angle up and throws him back over the guardrail. Angle starts crawling towards back towards the ring as Raven slowly climbs over the guardrail. Angle gets in the ring as Raven goes under the ring and pulls out a table. Angle gets to his feet in the ring as Raven puts the table up on the mat but puts it up so that the table’s top is against the ropes. Raven starts to correct the mistake of putting the table that way until Angle baseball slides the table into Raven’s face and Raven goes crashing back into the guardrail. Raven is cut over the top of the forehead by a splinter in the table and starts bleeding as Angle leans out of the ring and pulls the table into the ring. Angle opens up the table and places it on the far ropes from where Raven is sitting against the guardrail. Angle slides out of the ring, picks Raven up and gives him a Release Northern Lights Suplex! Raven favors his back as he has just been suplexed on the hard arena floor (no mats in EHW). Angle picks Raven up and puts him back in the ring. Angle gets back in the ring and elbow drops Raven on his head so the blood starts flowing out of Raven’s head like water. Angle picks Raven up and goes to whip him off the ropes but Raven reverses and Raven whips Angle into the turnbuckle. Raven charges and clotheslines Angle in the corner, then immediately takes Angle out of the corner with a Running Bulldog. Raven makes a cover, 1..2.NO! Angle kicks out at two as Raven starts to get up to his feet. Raven calls for a chair and someone from ring crew hands him a folded one. Raven unfolds it and places it in the middle of the ring. Raven picks Angle up and whips him off the ropes, he goes to drop toe hold Angle onto the chair but Angle holds onto the ropes so Raven’s plan is spoiled. Raven gets back up to his feet and Angle gives him a running front face DDT on the chair! Angle gets up and sees a situation to capatilze on, he picks up Raven and spins him so he is facing Raven’s back. Angle takes Raven and gives him the Olympic Slam through the table!! Angle covers Raven on the broken table, 1.2..3 Kurt Angle wins!
JR: “What a match! Both men showed each other and the world what they are made of and Angle showed that he deserves to be the TV Champion in a hardcore federation.”
JG: “Angle showed Intensity and Intelligence in that match capitalizing at the right times with force and that is why he has the title belt. My I is known as the licking of the Inner Thy of a women.”
JR: “That was more than we needed to hear.”
JG: “But you liked it, admit it Ross! You love to hear it, but you pretend to throw a fit. That rhymes Ross, and you know it rhymes. Admit it!”
JR: “Will you please keep your trap shut!”
JG: “What my clap trap??”
JR: “Nevermind!!”
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A dumpster filled with weapons is brought out to ringside and placed two feet away from the ring as the lights go dark and Edge’s music comes on. Edge and Christian come out to the ring to the boos of the crowd but the two get in the ring with smiles on both of their faces as they pose for the cameras and flashes from cameras go off all over the arena. **
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The lights go red and pyros go off as Kane slowly walks to the ring. Kane gets halfway to the ring and then Chris Jericho’s music comes on and Y2J makes his way down to ringside both to the cheers of the crowd. Each man get up to the dumpster and take out two garbage can’s filled with weapons, a step ladder, ironing board, and a table and put them in the ring and around the front of ringside.**
As the tag champs do thing, Edge and Christian run and suicide dive over the top ropes and take out both the tag champs but also hurt themselves in the process since they land on sheet metal, and other weapons. Edge and Christian get up and high five each other thinking that they have totally won the match already. But Kane rises right up to his feet picking up an ironing board on his way up. He gets up and takes both of them out by charging and nailing both of them at the same time. Kane throws the ironing board back into the dumpster as the cameras go in and show that there is nothing left in the dumpster but barb wire, thumbtacks, and shards of glass. Edge gets up to his feet grabbing a fire extinguisher and when Kane turns to face him Edge sprays him with the fire extinguisher sending Kane on the retreat. Jericho gets up to his feet, he grabs Christian and gives him a side suplex onto the side of the dumpster. Jericho picks Christian up and puts him into the ring and gets in the ring himself. Still on the outside Edge sprays Kane with the fire extinguisher and gets on the offense by hitting Kane with the fire exitinguisher over the side of the head a few times in between spraying him with it. Edge starts laughing at Kane until all of a sudden the extinguisher runs out of stuff to spray. Kane gets up and looks at Edge as Edge shows a very scared look on his face. Edge throws the fire extinguisher at Kane but Kane swats it away as Kane starts running away and runs into the ring. In the ring Jericho is hammering Christian with a metal pointer used by teachers. Edge gets in the ring and gives him a running spinning heel kick stopping his offense. Kane quickly gets in the ring and starts going after Edge walking right past Christian. Christian grabs a guitar and hops to the top rope as Kane stops walking since Edge has dropped to his knees begging him off. Christian gets to the top rope, jumps, and smashes the guitar on Kane’s head knocking Kane down flat on his face. Edge and Christian point and laugh at Kane and then start stomping on each other. Jericho gets up and spins Edge around and starts hammering him with a serious of forearms to the face. Christian grabs a night stick and jams it into Jericho’s side and then hits him over the back of the head knocking him down. Edge and Christian have a small conference in the ring and then Christian picks Jericho up and places him on the top rope. Edge picks Christian up on his shoulders and they walk over to Jericho, stand him up, and give him a Totally Superplex on a garbage can of weapons!! Jericho yells in pain as Edge and Christian stand in the ring laughing at Kane and Jericho. They start mocking them when all of a sudden “Rollin’” hits and the fans erupt as The Undertaker drives out of the entryway to ringside on his motorcycle!! Undertaker kills the engine and jumps off the bike as it runs into the dumpster knocking it forward a step or two. Undertaker gets in the ring as Edge and Christian look scared shitless in the ring. They run at Undertaker but he hit’s a double clothesline knocking both men down. Undertaker picks Edge up, puts a stop sign laying next to him and gives Edge a One Armed Chokeslam on it!! Edge rolls out of the ring in pain as Kane gets up to his feet and Undertaker points to Christian as the crowd starts going wild. Undertaker takes Christian and brings him out onto the apron of the ring as Undertaker and Kane get out on the apron as well. Undertaker sets Christian up and he and Kane give Christian a DOUBLE LAST RIDE INTO THE DUMPSTER!!! Christian screams of pain can be heard all over the arena as the fans erupt in cheers. Kane and Undertaker then point to Edge realizing both team members must be put into the dumpster to win. Undertaker gets off the apron and starts walking towards Edge. As he does this Kurt Angle runs down to the ring with the TV Title Belt. Angle slides in the ring as Kane looks back from the apron. Angle charges and. . Hits Kane with the TV Title Belt sending him flying into the dumpster!! Undertaker throws Edge back in the ring. Undertaker then sees what happens, gets in the ring, and goes after Angle. Undertaker goes for a big boot on Angle but Angle ducks as Edge gets up to his feet. Undertaker turns around to go after Angle again and Edge his the Spear!! Angle and Edge each grab a piece of sheet metal from the garbage cans of weapons in the ring. Angle picks Chris Jericho up, backs away, and then Angle and Edge hit Conchairto with Sheet Metal!! Edge and Angle pick Jericho up and throw him over the top rope into the dumpster!!! Team ECK Wins!
JR: “New Tag Champions!! New Tag Champions!! New EHW Tag Team Champions have been crowned in our first ever dumpster match.”
JG: “It isn’t only Kurt Angle it is Team ECK that has the 3 I’s because Edge and Christian knew they would need backup so they had their teammate back them up in case they needed him and it won them the tag team titles.”
**Enter Sandman hits and the crowd is confused as to what is going on because the next match is supposed to about to begin. The Sandman walks out of the entryway with purpose in his steps as the crowd starts cheering when they see him but they are all still confused as to what is going on. Sandman doesn’t take out any beers or anything, he gets in the ring smoking a cigarette, grabs the cain and starts to talk without even holding up the Singapore Cain.**
The Sandman: “If I look like I am pissed coming out here you are fucking right I am pissed of to the fucking high heavens. I am pissed off at myself because you fans deserve better from me as of late. I made my match tonight with Steve Austin a Death Bed Match, I made the announcement on Fury. So the logical thing would be to back up my challenge with another interview the next day considering this will be a big match for me and a big challenge. Well I didn’t!! I was too busy sorting shit out in the back with all the red tape that goes along with putting on the first ever Death Bed match, I got Paul E on me like I have donuts hidden in my pockets or something and I got the new VP all over me too. So instead of shaking it off and coming out here for you fans and giving you another classic promo, what do I do? I go to a fucking bar with a couple of boys from the back and then pass out in my hotel room. Well I apoligize for that because that was bullshit! I am the EHW Champion for a reason and I can’t forget what that reason is and if I have been drifting off over the last month with my interviews I apoligize for that and win or lose tonight I am going to turn it around and be in this son of a bitch for the long hall because the competition in EHW is getting better than ever and I want to be here to show all the new guys what I am truly made off!!”
**The fans erupt with cheers as Sandman still has a serious look on his face but does pause to soak in their applause.**
The Sandman: “Now, with that bullshit out of the way I can get down to the fucking business at hand! Stone Cold Steve Austin, the time for talking is over you wannabe. Tonight is the night all of the insults, compliments, and all of the talking that I know that you love to do ends. Tonight at this pay per view which is named Rebellion which is a perfect name for this company and the wrestlers that have come through our doors. Tonight you are going to have to check yourself and show me and the whole world if you deserve to be a Sandman wannabe. Because even wannabe’s of me have to prove that they have the right to try to be me. If you can’t even prove that to me tonight, you are going to have to grow your hair long again and go under the name of Stunning Steve once again. Look on the bright side Debra will like you better that way, then you two can match to balding blonds that have no business in EHW anymore!! Austin, I told you I would up the anty if you didn’t and you didn’t so I did what I said I was going to do. Tonight, this ring won’t even be a ring anymore it will be a war zone that your old school wrestling fan won’t be able to get through there head. There won’t be these ring ropes that are around me, no there will be strands of barb wire. On the outside of the ring there won’t be cameramen, ring announcers, tables, or chairs. There will be four wooden beds that are filled with shards of glass, nails sticking straight up in the air, thumbtacks, and light bulbs!! You might be wondering Austin since you don’t even know what being hardcore is, why have light bulbs?? Well, they are glass that breaks easily and cuts even easier so image going back first into over 200 light bulbs on one of these beds Austin. Because unlike in ECW and even XPW we aren’t going to rip you off when it comes to this we are going to cover the whole fucking bed with light bulbs. This isn’t a flaming table match rules, no because there must be a pinfall and I will look forward to delaying that pinfall so I can punish you even more Austin. I will look forward to caining you so you aren’t so damn ugly anymore and maybe I’ll beat some creative thought into your head and maybe you’ll think of an original finisher and original gimmick and an original look for yourself. Austin, I have much more that I could say to you and about you but the time for talking is over. I have said my peace and if I ever have to fight you again then the talking can begin. But these people have a show that they want to watch, I have a few pre match beers I have to knock down and get my cain ready for some whackin’ and trust me Austin. As many as I have said, my action will speak much louder than my words. Tonight my title stays around my waste, and you will be put to sleep in the Death Beds of EHW!
**Enter Sandman comes back on, The Sandman now holds up the Singapore Cain posing for the crowd. Sandman lights up another cigarette, gets out of the ring and walks to the back as the crowd starts singing along with the lyrics of Enter Sandman.**
Jim Ross: Folks, what an explosive match we've got next! A return Steel Henge Match. Mike Awesome and The Rock, chosen by the fans, for the vacated Intercontinental Title!
Joel Gertner: What a match JR! It's just too bad that Lex Luger couldn't make it tonight. But I guess he just ran into a little bump on the road to tonight's Rebellion.
Jim Ross: How disgusting was it when Triple H brutally assaulted Lex Luger last week on Turmoil, wiping out our now former Intercontinental Champion...But tonight, a match by the fans for the fans...What in the hell??!!!
[Suddenly the lights in the Arena dim to black as "IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME" by Motorhead blasts throughout the speakers as the green letters fill the Hardcore TV. From the entrance way we see Triple H step out as a chorus of boos echo throughout the sold-out Rebellion Arena. Green strobe lights flutter through the fans as Triple H stands on the entrance ramp in his wrestling gear with a water bottle in hand.]
Jim Ross: What in the hell does he think he's doing out here?! He's got no business in this damn Intercontinental Title match!
[Triple H pours some water over his head and then walks down the entrance ramp as the song picks up. Triple H stops midway on the ramp and looks over to the Steel Henge caged area. He hops down from the ramp and walks over to the cages. He pulls a microphone out from the front of his trunks and steps inside one of the cages. Triple H's song comes to an end as the lights stay blackened as the chant of "Asshole, Asshole" takes over for the song...]
Triple H: You know something, i'm the first one out here right now, but you retarded fans are already cheering for The Rock and Mike Awesome. Now shut up, because it's my time!...Mike, Rocky, incase you two dumbasses haven't been listening to what i've been saying, then maybe you wouldn't know why i'm out here right now inside the Steel Henge. Well let me make it real clear for the both of you. You see, it was just last week on Turmoil when I came back to the EHW. I was put on the shelf for nearly three weeks because of an injury sustained. But when I came back, my goal was to become the Intercontinental Champion, a goal that many others have set out. Well I went straight for my goal, and I challenged Lex Luger to an Intercontinental Title match just a few nights for Fury. Well before Luger could accept it, I brutally assaulted his age-old ass with a trusty little friend of mine, oh yes the lead pipe. Well, I was told not too long ago that I ended the career of Flexy Lexy, and that his Intercontinental Title would become vacant. I've already ended one career since i've been back, and I haven't even fought one single match yet. And then we come the fans...They chose you two to fight in a return Steel Henge match for the vacated belt. A belt that I should be wearing right now. I would have beaten Lex Luger's ass on Fury, and I would be standing here right now with my belt. But no, you fans screwed that up, didn't you.
Triple H: Tonight you chose to place Mike Awesome and The Rock in a match for the Title. And it's fitting that you stupid retards would choose to have a return match. Who in the hell would want to see Mike Awesome and The Rock fight again? Well that's when your stupidity really comes to play. Because i've gone beyond the front offices, i've thrown out the books, hell i've "Rebelled", and i've decided to put myself into this Intercontinental Title match, by making it a Triple Threat Steel Henge Match with the Title still on the line. I have proved myself in this sport too damn long to be overlooked for a shot like this, I deserve it, and everybody knows it. And if you fans aren't gonna pick me for it, then i'll just have to take matters into my own hands. So Awesome, Rock, do your little entrances and get your sorry asses out here, because the beating that I didn't get the chance to give to Lex Luger on Fury, will be given to the two of you...So get out here, because it's time to PLAY THE GAME!
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“This is Extreme” by Harry Slash and the Slashtones plays and Mike Awesome walks out to the entryway and receives a big pop from the crowd. Awesome makes a right when he gets off the entrance way and goes to the right side of the entryway where the Steel Henge is. Awesome gets in the cage and he and Triple H start going at it since Awesome is pissed that Triple H has interjected himself in the match.**
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The Rock’s music hits and the crowd goes gets up in unison to cheer the People’s Champ as Rock walks down entryway. Rock jogs to the Steel Henge, gets in, and goes after Triple H along with Awesome.**
JR: “Mike Awesome vs. Rock is what was promised to the fans. They loved it so much last time we said we would do it again. Now Triple H has ruined it!! Damn the Game to hell!”
JG: “The name of this ppv is ironic because it appears that Triple H is Rebelling against EHW and is doing whatever the hell he wants.”
After a beating down Triple H, Rock and Awesome pick him up and give him a double brain buster. They both get up and start to stomp on the game, then Awesome stops to think and then gives Rock a super kick knocking the People’s Champ down to the floor of the octagon. Awsome walks out of the first cage and grabs a garbage can full of weapons. Awesome picks up the whole thing and waits for one of his opponents to get up. Rock gets up first and when he does Awesome runs and hits him over the head with the garbage can full of weapons spilling them all over the octagon floor and knocking Rock down. Awesome holds the half empty garbage can up in the air posing for the fans. But as he does Triple H gets up to his feet, he runs and drop toe holds Awesome and Awesome falls face first onto the garbage can full of weapons! Triple H picks Awesome up and throws him head first into the fifth side of the octagon. Triple H then picks up Rock and throws him face first into the second side of the octagon cage. Triple H turns his attention back to Mike Awesome and is hit with a running, flying clothesline that knocks him down. Awesome goes down as well, as he is getting up Rock runs and hit’s a swinging DDT on the big man. Rock goes into the weapons scattered all over the floor and picks up a metal golf club, Triple H gets on to his knees and Rock breaks the club over his back! Rock picks Triple H up and whips him into the fourth side of the octagon. Rock charges and splashes Triple H on the side of the cage. As they are going at it Awesome climbs to the outside cage and takes another garbage can full of weapons, Awesome uses it at first to get up to his feet, then picks it up, and walks back into the inside cage. Awesome gets set to hit Rock with the garbage can but Rock who now had a chair in his hand spins around and hit’s the garbage can into Mike Awesome’s face knocking Awesome down and causing a cut in over his left eye. Rock taunts Awesome while he is down until from behind Triple H gives Rock a reverse suplex. Triple H goes for a cover, 1.2..NO Rock kics out. Triple H calls for something and Stephanie McMahon quickly runs to the back as Triple H runs and drops a knee over Awesome’s head causing further bleeding from the Awesome One’s forehead. Stephanie McMahon runs back out and she is carrying. .a sledgehammer! Triple H climbs on the outer cage and has Stephanie hand it to him. Triple H climbs down and has a look of confidence on his face. Rock gets up on his face, Triple H walks up to him and hits him in the chest with the sledgehammer. Rock bends over coughing due to the blow and Triple H nails Rock in the back with the sledgehammer causing Rock to go down and apparently out. Triple H turns to face Awesome and Awesome is on his feet with a kitchen sink in his hands. Awsome throws it at Triple H but it is batted away with the sledge hammer, but Awesome sees the window and hit’s a Big Boot to Triple H’s face. Triple H drops the sledgehammer and Awesome gives him a High Release German Suplex on some on the weapons scattered on the floor!! Awesome makes a cover, 1..2.NO! Triple H kicks out as Rock gets back up to his feet. Awesome and Rock look to make a small agreement as Awesome picks Triple H up to his feet. Awesome whips Triple H into Rock who sets Triple H up and gives him the Rock Bottom!! Rock makes a cover as Awesome grabs the sledgehammer, 1..2..NO! Awesome hits Rock in the back of his head with the sledgehammer! Awesome picks Rock up and drags him to the outer cage, Awesome climbs onto the lid of the inner cage, and then pulls Rock up their with him using brut strength. Awesome merely point diagonally down to the ground giving a small indication as to what he might do. Awesome gets Rock bent over between his legs, he picks Rock up, and. . . RUNNING AWESOME BOMB FROM THE ROOF OF THE INSIDE CAGE OUT OF THE STEEL HENGE CAGES TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! The crowd erupts in a giant “Awesome Bomb! Awesome Bomb!” chant as Awesome just starts climbing down from the top of the inner cage. As Awesome lands on the floor of the outer cage by a door Triple H runs with a VCR in hand and nails Awesome in the head with it busting it to pieces!! Triple H drags Awesome back into the inner cage where he has two garbage cans semi dented overlapping each other. Triple H sets up Awesome and gives him the Pedigree on the garbage cans!! Triple H makes the cover, 1..2...3 Triple H wins the vacant IC Title!
JR: “Good God Almighty what a war, not a match that we have just witnessed!! The Rock may be paralyzed and needs medical attention. Awesome’s eye may have permanent damage. And a man who wasn’t even signed for this match has just become the Intercontinental Champion of EHW! Only in this company.”
JG: “I am speechless. . NOT! The Game has proved why he has earned that name. He is the Game and he makes the rules. And tonight he played that all the way to the prestigious IC Title.”
**While the last match was occurring ring crew transformed ringside to a war zone. Replacing all the ring ropes with barb wire and placing four black wooden beds. One is a bed of thumbtacks, one a bed of broken shards of glass, on a bed of nails, and the last a bed of light bulbs. The crowd stands in awe as the world title match is set commence.**
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Glass shatters as Stone Cold’s theme by Disturbed hits and Steve Austin walks out to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. The referee who is wearing thick gloves the cover his arms as well holds up the barb wire so Austin can slid in the ring and pose for the crowd as the crowd reacts with a lot of cheers for Stone Cold.**
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“Enter Sandman plays and the crowd goes nuts as The Sandman appears in the entranceway and chugs down a beer right off the bat. Sandman smashes the can on his head then walks to the ring, he slides in the ring as the ref holds up the barb wire again. Sandman throws his cigarette and him and Austin go face to face in the ring as the music stops and the crowd goes silent.**
Sandman and Austin trash talk each other in the middle of the ring as Sandman hands the referee his Singapore Cain. The ref separates Austin and Sandman and then tells them to go at it, both Sandman look at the ref with confusion and flick him off simultaneously. Then Sandman and Austin charge each other and start a fist fight in the middle of the ring each throwing lefts and rights. They go at it for about thirty seconds until finally Sandman comes up on top with and knocks Austin down with a haymaker punch. But Sandman falls on his ass himself because he has become fatigued from that fight. Sandman gets up to his feet as Austin is up on his knees. Sandman kicks Austin and stomps him on the back of his head and neck. Sandman picks Austin up but as he does Austin grabs Sandman’s shirt and sends him flying front first into the barb wire ropes! Sandman slowly pulls himself away from the barb wire making sure not to rip up his skin, he backs away as most of his body is left cut up and when he backs away Austin is waiting. He spins him around and gives him an atomic drop. Austin takes Sandman and whips him into the opposing barb wire ropes! Sandman yells in pain and slowly starts backing off of the ropes but as he does Austin baseball slides Sandman into the barb wire! The Sandman starts yelling in pain further. Sandman trips on the mat and falls onto the arena floor feet first digging the barb wire further into his skin as Austin just flicks him off from the middle of the ring. But Austin gets impatient and wants to punish Sandman some more so he goes to the referee and takes the wire cutters that the ref has sticking out of his pocket. Austin goes to the opposite side of the ring and cuts loose the bottom strand off barb wire and rolls out of the ring as Sandman finally frees himself from the barb wire as his back is covered in blood. Austin grabs a chair and walks over to the side of the ring Sandman is on recuperating. Sandman is on his hands and knees favoring his back, Austin gets in front of him and nails him over the back with the chair. Austin taunts Sandman and goes to hit him in the back with the steel chair again but Sandman lunges sideway and chops Austin over the chest hard causing Austin to drop the chair. Austin goes to grab the chair and as he does Sandman grabs Austin and gives him a hip toss into the bed of thumbtacks that is right next to them!! Austin yells in pain and rolls off of the board showing that half of his back is covered in totally silver from thumbtacks. Austin yells at ring crew to help him to pick out all of the tacks. Ring crew and Austin start to do it as Sandman looks in anger. Sandman picks up the chair and takes out the two members of ring crew trying to help Austin! Sandman then takes the chair and hits Austin over the back with it. Sandman stands next to Austin and grabs him by the back of his neck and starts taunting Austin as some fans cheer and some Austin fans boo. But as Sandman is taunting him Austin gets to his knees and whips Sandman into the steel guardrail away from the entrance way. Austin slowly walks over to Sandman as Sandman starts crawling towards the ring so he can get away from the bed of broken glass that is on his right. Sandman gets his hands on the apron as Austin kicks him in the ribs. Austin grabs Sandman’s Singapore Cain off the apron that Sandman was reaching for and hits him in the back of the head with it. Austin waits until Sandman looks him in the face and then cains Sandman again. Austin gets Sandman on his feet, takes a few steps back, runs, and gives Austin a Lou Thesz press into the bed of broken glass!! Sandman starts to yell in pain but Austin gives him five hard right punches to Sandman’s temple. Austin stand up and shows that his knee pads are covered with shards of glass and his legs are cut up from landing in the bed. Austin walks and leans on the guardrail to catch his breath, Sandman rolls out of the bed of barb wire as blood is pouring out of his back to the left, right, and down soaking the back of his shirt which is getting really cut up. Austin picks up Sandman but as he does Sandman grabs his Singapore Cain and hits Austin in the side of his head. Sandman gets up to his feet and cains Sandman right between the eyes knocking Austin down on his side into the bed of broken glass!! Sandman falls to one knee due to the effort he put into the cain shot, he uses the cain to get back up then walks over to the next side of the ring that has the bed of nails. The nails which are attached to the board facing up words are in the middle of the near left side of the ring. Sandman picks up the board and puts it in the ring. Sandman puts it under the ring and slides under the barb wire without being cut because that is the side Austin cut with the cutters. Sandman sets up the bed of barb wire in the near left corner of the ring. Austin gets up on his knees against the mat still in the bed of glass. Sandman walks over and pulls Austin’s head into the bottom strand of barb wire as blood starts gushing out of Austin’s forehead. Sandman then lifts the bottom barb wire rope up and pulls Austin back into the ring.
JR: “This is the most bloody, most hate filled match I have ever seen in my life and neither of these two men will ever be the same after this match I can tell you that much.”
JG: “This isn’t a wrestling match at all Ross, this is nothing more than an attempt for one of these men to put the other out of EHW and out of professional wrestling forever.”
Sandman gets Austin back in the ring and gives him a Front Russian Legsweep, he goes for a cover, 1..2..NO! Austin kicks out at two as Sandman gets back up to his feet. Sandman put Austin in the corner opposite the bed of nails, Sandman goes to whip Austin but Austin reverse and Sandman is whipped into the bed of nails back first!! Sandman falls out of the corner face first favoring his back. Austin runs and gives Sandman his patented elbow drive into Sandman back! Austin rolls Sandman over and goes for the pin, 1..2..NO Sandman barely kicks out. Austin picks Sandman up and sends him front first into the bed of nails in the corner! Austin kneels in the middle of the ring all bloodied up and starts to smile as he crouches and waits for Sandman to get up to his feet. The crowd knows what is coming some start cheering while some Sandman fans start to boo and yell for the Sandman to hint him to what is going on. Sandman gets up to his feet with his back to Austin as he starts backing towards Austin without appearing to know what is going on. Austin spins Sandman around, kicks Sandman in the stomach, and. . Sandman lifts Austin up in the air while he is going for the Stunner and crotches him on the barb wire ropes!! The Sandman falls back on his ass again and recoups for a couple of seconds and then crawls and grabs his Singapore Cain. Sandman walks up to the barb wire ropes Austin is crotched on Sandman runs and cains Austin right between the eyes and Austin falls off the barb wire ropes on to the bed of light bulbs!!! The crowd goes totally berserk after seeing that as Sandman lays in the ring out of energy and Austin lays apparently unconscious on the bed of light bulbs. Bleeding in the back, arms, legs, head, and forehead with blood coming out of his nose and mouth after taking that hard fall. Sandman gets up on his knees breathing hard, his face completely red from blood, he rips his shirt off and shows cuts all over his chest and arms and that his back is wet and stained ref from blood. Sandman uses the barb wire to help him get his balance showing no pain. Sandman leans back and hits his Trademark senton flip over the top of the barb wire ropes onto Austin on the bed of light bulbs!!! Sandman makes a cover on the bed of light bulbs, 1...2.…3 The Sandman wins!
JR: “It is over, and my god look at the carnage. I am. . . I am . . I don’t know what to say. Joel?”
JG: “I. . I have something to say but. . .I just can’t. . . this was just too much.”
JR: “I apologize folks, we are supposed to do our jobs but I have never seen something like what I just saw. Austin isn’t moving at all, neither is Sandman. There was no winner here I truly believe that. I. . I can’t even look.”
JG: “Jim Ross, has just turned away from the ring and well I guess I won’t say anything here but goodnight and tune in for Fury to see the aftermath. No Turmoil I am hearing through my headset, just Fury. We’ll see you on Friday.”
**The cameras fade with medics coming to ringside as both Austin and The Sandman lay motionless on the bed of light bulbs.**