**The crowd files in and files the Grand Olympic Stadium to maximum capacity as pyros go of around the entryway and in the ring as “Learn the Hardy Way” by Nickelback plays in the background. Cameras zoom in and out all over the arena and focus on the announce table next to the entryway where Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan are standing bye.**
JS: “Hello everyone, and welcome to eHw’s Canadian Stampede!! I’m Joey Styles here with Bobby ‘the Brain’ Heenan here in Montreal, Quebec, Canada and tonight we are going to be taking the great white north to the extreme! We have both the Intercontinental and World titles on the line tonight as well as the tag team dog collar match in eHw history.”
BH: “And hanging above the ring and above all of these pale humanoids, is a platform with scaffolding taking up a portion of the entryway leading up to it. Someone is going to be thrown off of that platform, and through a bunch of tables covered in broken glass, barbed wire, and even razor wire. I think a used car lot around here may be missing some of it’s overnight security materials.”
JS: “The main event tonight features a return to the scene of the crime for Shawn Michaels and Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart. Bret Hart will be putting his eHw World Title on the line in the same city where he was screwed out of the WWF World Title almost seven years ago.”
BH: “There is more bad blood in that match, then any Raw Brand pay per view. And tonight Bret Hart is going to be looking to spill Shawn Michaels’ blood all over the ring. But Shawn Michaels won’t care what happens to his body, as long as he leaves the building tonight as the new eHw World Heavyweight Champion and that is what I predict will happen. We are going to have a new eHw Champion and it is going to be the Heart Break Kid.”
JS: “It should be a great match but we are going to start the night off with a history making match for eHw, our first tag team dog collar match which is a return match from Born to be Wired Three. The Extreme Task Force of Al Snow and Hardcore Holly, taking on the Ultimate Powers of Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior.”
BH: “Hogan and Warrior have been about as memorable as a fart in the wind, but tonight is the night that they can gain some pride and dignity here in eHw by getting a win over eHw’s most accomplished tag team of all time.”
**Ring crew places two long thick chains in the ring with leather, metal studded dog collars attached to each end of both chains. “Real American” comes on as the lights in the arena turn red and yellow. Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior make their way down to the ring to a small reaction from the crowd. Hogan and Warrior get into the ring and pose for the crowd with Hulk Hogan ripping off his t shirt and Warrior running around the ring twice, then sliding in the ring and signaling for the Warrior Press. The lights go back to normal as “The Hollow” by A Perfect Circle plays as Al Snow and Hardcore Holly walk through the curtain receiving a huge pop from the crowd. Snow and Holly both point to the ring as they make their way towards it. Holly and Snow walk to the far and near parts of ringside, each go under the ring, each pull out a table, and open it up about two feet from the ring. Holly and Snow then get into the ring where Holly is attached to the same chain as Ultimate Warrior, while Hogan is attached to the same chain as Al Snow. The music fades, and the bell rings as the match begins.**
Holly and Warrior charge each other and engage in a fist fight immediately each going back and forth until Holly kicks Warrior in the stomach and gives him a face buster. Hogan and Snow each pull the chain they are attached to trying to get the upper hand. Hogan begins pulling Snow towards him but as he does Holly dropkicks Hogan on the side of his head knocking him back into the corner. Snow charges and clotheslines Hogan in the corner then takes him out of the corner with a running bulldog. Holly brings Warrior over towards Snow and they give Warrior a Double DDT. Holly and Snow pick Hogan up and attempt a double suplex but Hogan counters and hit’s a one man double suplex on Holly and Snow! Hogan gets up in a fury shaking his head back and forth signaling that he is Hulking up. Holly and Snow each start to get up, Hogan picks Holly up and gives him a scoop slam on the chain he shares with Warrior as Warrior stays down for Hogan to drop Holly on it, then makes his way back up to his feet. Hogan and Warrior pick Snow up to his feet, whip him off the ropes, and hit him with a Double Big Boot. Hogan and Warrior pick Holly up, they whip him off the ropes and go to give him a double big boot as well except before they can make impact Snow yanks the chain back pulling Hogan away and towards him. Holly hit’s a flip over dropkick right in Warrior’s face and when Hogan is turned around Snow low blows him and gives him the Snow Plow!! Holly picks up Warrior and gives him the Falcon Arrow!! Snow makes the cover on Hogan, 1...2.…3!
JS: “The Extreme Task Force wins the first fall.”
BH: “With ease I might add.”
Holly then yells for the referee to come over and count Warrior. But the referee informs Holly that there has to be a break between falls. Holly then rolls out of the ring with Snow rolling Warrior over so Holly will have enough slack on his chain to move. Holly folds up the table on the far side of the ring, and slides it into the ring. Snow then slides the table over to the near side of the ring. Snow gets out of the ring opens up the table and stacks in on top of the table already opened up on the near side of the ring. Snow then positions the tables so they are perpendicular to the near left corner. Holly rolls out to the ring apron with Ultimate Warrior and places him on top of the top table while Snow pulls on his chain and bring Hogan over to the near left turnbuckle. Holly sits Hogan on the top turnbuckle facing the entryway. Snow and Holly then get up and stand on the second turnbuckle with their backs to the entryway facing the tables. Holly and Snow each grab one of Hogan’s arms, lift him up, and give him a Double Cross Powerbomb off the top rope on to Warrior through stacked tables at ringside!!! The crowd goes nuts after seeing the impact of the move, after a few seconds Snow and Holly take the bodies of Hogan and Warrior and put them back into the ring. They both get back in the ring themselves and each make the cover on Hogan and Warrior, 1.…2.…3! The Extreme Task Force wins!
JS: “What an impressive with for the Extreme Task Force. They prove once again that there are tag teams, and there are great tag teams. And they proved tonight as they have proven over the years in eHw, that they are one hell of a great tag team.”
BH: “Snow and Holly are uglier than a mule’s shaved ass, but they have better chemistry in that ring than any team I’ve seen in the last decade. And they proved it here tonight with two of the most dominant wrestlers of the nineteen eighties and two of the most recognizable faces in wrestling history.”
JS: “Well the next match is going to be a battle for the Intercontinental Championship in a Stretcher Match. A match type that Scott Steiner knows about very well. It was just under three years ago at Cyberslam Two Thousand One that Scott Steiner lost the eHw World Title in the most legendary stretcher match in eHw history against Jeff Jarrett. Tonight he looks to win the Intercontinental Title and become only the second IC Champion during the Desire Era of eHw’s history.”
BH: “Goldberg is the definition of a ham and egger Joey, tonight I’d look for Steiner to make quick work of him so he can get to the local Bally’s and catch a late night work out.”
JS: “Well Goldberg hasn’t lost a match since their last meeting over a month ago. Including an IC Title victory.”
BH: “Well he was fighting people even worse than him if that is possible. Now he is fighting a big dog, and those pit bull arms of Scott Steiner are about to have turn Goldberg into kibble.”
**Sirens go off as the lights in the arena flicker on and off and “Holla if You Hear Me” is heard in the background. Big Poppa Pump makes his way to the ring to a big pop from the crowd as he flexes his huge muscles at the top of the entryway, then makes his way down to the ring. Steiner gets into the ring, walks to the far right corner, stands on the second ropes, and flexes his muscles again getting another big pop from the crowd as the lights return to normal illumination and Steiner’s music fades. “Crush ‘Em” by MegaDeth mixed with Goldberg’s classic theme plays as pyros engulf the entryway. The pyros settle down and the eHw Intercontinental Champion is standing at the head of the entryway. Goldberg looks up and begins walking down towards ringside with a look of determination on his face. Goldberg looks around the arena and is surprised to hear that he is getting a large amount of boos from the crowd. Goldberg gets into the ring still looking around when Steiner charges and clotheslines him down to the mat as the bell rings and the match begins.**
JS: “As Steiner mauls Goldberg in the ring, I am surprised by all of the boos we are hearing for Bill Goldberg.”
BH: “Joey you are as stupid as you and your mother look. Don’t you know that it was Bill Goldberg who almost ended Bret Hart’s career in WCW a few years ago. And to make it worse he never even publicly apologized for it. Of course the fans in Bret’s home country are going to hate his guts. Bret is a national hero up here.”
JS: “That’s right, I didn’t think much of it since Hart is still wrestling here in eHw.”
BH: “Well I was at that event live and in living color when Goldberg delivered one of the stiffest kicks I have ever seen in my life.”
Steiner stomps Goldberg while he is down several times. Steiner rips the title belt off of Goldberg, takes a few steps back, charges, jumps, and smashes Goldberg on the back of the head with the title belt leaving a large gash on the back of Goldberg’s head. Steiner sees the blood dripping down the back of Goldberg’s head onto his neck and shoulders and immediately drops an elbow right on the wound. Goldberg rolls around the ring holding the back of his head. Steiner grabs Goldberg’s left leg to stop him from rolling around, and picks him up to his feet. Steiner puts Goldberg in a bear hug, then drops him down on his feet and gives him a Spinning Belly to Belly Suplex! Steiner rolls over and does six pushups yelling at Goldberg the entire time. Steiner shoot ups to his feet and slowly picks Goldberg up holding his neck. Steiner gets Goldberg up kicks him in the stomach and gives him a Double Arm Suplex into a Powerbomb! The back of Goldberg’s head bounces off the mat hard and the blood goes from dripping down the back of Goldberg’s head, to pouring out of it. Steiner rolls out of the ring, walks over to the steel guardrail, and begins tugging at it. The fans back away not sure what is going on until Steiner lifts up and removes a section of the steel guardrail from the rest. Steiner pulls the section of guardrail aside and bridges it with a ring against a section of guardrail that is still standing upright. Steiner slides back into the ring as Goldberg very slowly gets up to his knees. As he is crawling towards a corner Steiner charges and stomps Goldberg on the back of his head, then drags him towards the left side of the ring where he has the ring bridged with a section of steel guardrail. Steiner steps through the ropes and stands on the ring apron, then drags Goldberg out onto the ring apron. Steiner stands Goldberg up, flicks him off to his face, then kicks Goldberg in the stomach, puts his head under his right arm, picks him up in the air for a suplex, holds him up their for ten seconds, and drops him with a Steiner Screwdriver on the steel guardrail!!! Goldberg lands head and neck first on the steel guardrail which collapses sending him crashing to the arena floor as well. Steiner drops down to the arena floor and picks up the section of steel guardrail which is now badly bended and holds it above his head. Steiner then slams the guardrail onto Goldberg’s back, sits on it, pulls back on Goldberg’s neck, and locks on the Steiner Recliner using the steel guardrail!! Goldberg yells in pain for several seconds but then after a little while passes out from the massive blood loss and pain from the hardcore Steiner Recliner he is locked in. Steiner lets go of the hold when he sees Goldberg has completely stopped moving and his breathing has slowed down and the referee calls for the bell as a stretcher is wheeled out, Goldberg is placed on it, and he is wheeled all the way to the back! Scott Steiner wins!
JS: “Big Poppa Pump is the new eHw Intercontinental Champion after annihilating Bill Goldberg here in this stretcher match!”
BH: “I thought he’d make real short work of him. But he decided rather than just make short work of Goldberg, to give him the beating of a lifetime. I have to say I like his thinking better than mine on that one.”
JS: “I usually like anyone else’s thinking other than yours Brain.”
BH: “And I usually like hair gel but you are the poster child for the crew cut, grease ball.”
JS: “Well I’d say you are the poster child for why cancer research should suffer funding cuts in the next fiscal year.”
BH: “Joey that was mean, cold hearted, and highly offensive. I like that.”
**Ring crew comes down to the ring and quickly replaces the ring mat as it is stained with blood all over and in large amounts from the previous match. After replacing the ring mat they also replace the section of steel guardrail that Scott Steiner had removed. The lights in the area slightly darken as “I Am” hits and AJ Styles makes his way through the curtain and down to the ring. AJ Styles walks up the rings steps, climbs up to the top rope, and summersaults into the ring. Styles holds up his arms halfway and spins around with a confident look on his face as his music fades and the lights in the arena come back on. “Enter Sandman” by Metallica plays and The Sandman makes his way to the ring through the crowd. The Sandman steps up on top of the steel guardrail, pops open a beer, and chugs it down. Sandman tosses the can into the crowd, drops down, and slides into the ring as his music fades.**
JS: “This is the first ever meeting between these two in any promotion anywhere.”
BH: “They have completely different styles of wrestling. Both men made a note of that in their preparations so I wonder what type of a match we are going to see.”
The Sandman and AJ Styles circle the ring for a few seconds, then Styles points and yells for Sandman to put his Singapore Cain down. The referee concurs with AJ, and Sandman is forced to put his Singapore Cain down in the far right corner of the ring. Sandman and Styles circle each other again and go to lock up but Styles ducks down and gets behind The Sandman. Styles gets behind Sandman and attempts to give him a german suplex but Sandman blocks it and elbows Styles several times right in his face to get him to release the hold. Sandman turns around to face Styles and goes to give him a DDT but Styles drops down to one knee to counter act that move as well. Sandman lets go and punches Styles across his left cheek. Sandman whips Styles off the ropes and swings to hit him with a clothesline but Styles ducks, stops in place and when Sandman turns around Styles hits him with a Back Flip Kick to the Face. Styles quickly gets up to his feet and poses for the crowd who claps in respect of the obviously difficult and athletic move Styles hit. Styles picks Sandman up and whips him into the corner, he charges the corner but Sandman swings his feet up and levels Styles in the face with both feet causing Styles to back peddle. Sandman charges out of the corner and clotheslines Styles down to the mat. The Sandman gets hastily gets up, calls for a chair, and a member of ring crew tosses one over the top rope into Sandman’s hands. Sandman drags Styles towards the ropes on the left side of the ring then places the chair on his chest. Sandman gets out of the ring through the ropes and stands on the ring apron. Sandman looks around for a second then hits a springboard senton splash on the chair on Styles! Sandman makes a cover, 1...2.…NO! Styles kicks out and pushes Sandman away from him. Sandman grabs the chair and gets up to his feet. He opens up the chair and places it in the middle of the ring while Styles gets up to his feet favoring chest and stomach. Sandman grabs Styles, whips him off the ropes, and attempts a drop toe hold on the chair but Styles jumps over Sandman runs off the other ropes, and hits Sandman with a leg drop. Styles shoots up to his feet and begins to pick Sandman up but as he gets Sandman up Sandman rakes Styles eyes. Sandman again goes for a DDT but Styles runs Sandman back first into the near left corner of the ring. Styles pulls Sandman back towards the middle of the ring, runs to the near ropes, jumps to the middle rope, jumps back and give Sandman an Moonsault into a Reverse DDT on the chair!
JS: “What a move! Styles used the chair The Sandman brought into the ring and set up there against him, that shows great ring awareness for such a young wrestler.”
BH: “He hasn’t held the NWA World Title for nothing Joey. And I’m surprised that you’re so impressed, I mean I figure since you’re related you’d be used to seeing this.”
JS: “We aren’t related Brain, it’s just a coincidence.”
Styles looks to the crowd for acknowledgement of the move he just hit then makes a cover, 1...2.…NO! The Sandman kicks out and rolls out of the ring. The Sandman slowly gets up on the outside and gets up using the guardrail standing at the end of the entryway aisle. Sandman looks up towards the ring and sees Styles springboard up to the top rope, and strike him with a Shooting Star Cross Body Press! Both men are down on the outside as Styles hit the concrete floor hard as well while the crowd goes wild throughout the entire arena. Styles is first up to his feet while Sandman uses the guardrail to get back up to his. Styles kicks Sandman across the small of his back, then when Sandman bends back to favor his back Styles strikes him with a stiff kick across his stomach. Styles grabs Sandman and sets him up for a powerbomb but Sandman picks Styles up and runs him back first into the steel ring post, then falls back and drops Styles throat first across the top of the steel guardrail. Styles stays on the guardrail with his head and arms draped over the top of the barrier. Sandman stumbles up to his feet and grabs a hold of the top of the steel guardrail with both of his hands. Sandman jumps on top of the steel guardrail then leg drops Styles on his back and neck sending both men crashing down over the barrier into the crowd. The Sandman gets up with fans all around him, Sandman picks Styles and goes to bang his head against the top of the guardrail but Styles blocks it with his hands and elbows Sandman in the stomach. Sandman falls back a few steps, Styles grabs a chair from the front row, throws it at Sandman who catches it, then charges and yakuza kicks the chair right into Sandman’s face! Styles pushes the guardrail up against the ring, then jumps up to the ring apron. Styles gets back into the ring, jumps up to the top rope, dives, and misses a Springboard 450 on the outside and he crashes hard on the concrete floor! The Sandman pulls the guardrail back and stumbles over it. Sandman crawls over to the far right corner of the ring and grabs his Singapore Cain. The Sandman stands and waits as Styles slowly gets up to his feet. Styles gets up, faces Sandman, and Sandman goes to hit him with the Cain but Styles ducks it and back kicks Sandman right in his rib cage. Sandman bends down and favors his ribs while Styles jumps up on top of the steel guardrail. Styles goes for a moonsault but Sandman moves out of the way. Styles lands on his feet, gets up to attack The Sandman, but Sandman strikes him with a Home Run Singapore Swing across Styles‘ jaw! Styles clutches at his mouth as blood drips out of it and he crashes down to the arena floor. Sandman leans back against the guardrail to catch is breath, the grabs Styles by the hair. Sandman gets Styles up to his feet, puts the Cain to his throat, and gives him a Spinning Singapore Legsweep into the steel guardrail!! Sandman hit’s the back of his head against the guardrail as well and takes a few seconds to get back up and gain his focus. Sandman gets Styles up and puts him over the steel guardrail, and gets over it himself. Sandman then puts Styles back into the ring, rolls in the ring himself, and makes a cover, 1.…2.….NO! Styles kicks out as Sandman puts half of his body out of the ring to grab the Singapore Cain and immediately gets back in. Sandman yells for the end of the match as he picks up Styles and puts his head between his legs. Sandman picks Styles up with his back on his shoulder and places the Cain across Styles’ chest. Sandman goes to drop down but Styles rakes Sandman’s eyes and slides down his back down to the mat. Styles spins Sandman around punches him a few times, kicks him once on the side of each knee, and bends him over. Styles picks Sandman up for a piledriver, then puts his legs over Sandman’s arms, and gives him the Styles Clash!! Styles rolls over into the pinning combination, 1.…2.…NO! The Sandman kicks out! Styles gets up and drags Sandman towards the far left corner of the ring, then climbs up to the top rope. Styles stands on the top rope for a second and as he does Sandman gets up and jumps against the ropes causing Styles to crotch himself o the top turnbuckle. Sandman starts to climb up in front of Styles but as he does Styles from his crotched position swings his body and hits Sandman with a spinning wheel kick causing Sandman to fall back down to the mat. Styles keeps a hold of the top turnbuckle while executing the kick. Styles climbs back up to the top rope, stands up, and nails Sandman with a Corkscrew 450, The Shooting Styles Press!!! Styles makes the cover, 1.….2.….3! AJ Styles wins!
JS: “What a move! What a serious of moves! What a match we just witnessed between the greatest high flyer and greatest hardcore wrestler in the world today.”
BH: “I can’t say enough about this AJ Styles kid Joey. He is exactly what he claims to be, Phenomenal. I have never seen someone move so fluently through the air like he does. It is absolutely incredible.”
**Styles gets up to his feet and has his arm raised by the referee as the all the fans in the arena stand an applaud the effort shown by both men and more importantly, the winner of the match. The Sandman very slowly gets up to his feet as Styles celebrates his win. Sandman stumbles over to Styles while he is still in the ring and spins him around in a violent manner. Styles braces himself for another fight, but is met with an extended open hand rather than a punch. Styles and Sandman shake hands as Sandman holds up AJ’s hand and directs all applause towards him.**
JS: “Our next match is going to take some setting up by eHw’s ring crew. As it is a first of it’s kind scaffold match here in eHw. We’ve seen plenty of scaffold matches before here in eHw, but we haven’t seen this one before. The platform is hanging thirty five feet above the ring and ring crew is now wheeling out over a dozen barbed wire wrapped tables.”
BH: “I can’t believe these two men are going to take the chance of severe injury here. I mean a fall like that could paralyze or kill a person Joey Styles.”
JS: “And it won’t just be barbed wire tables, the tables will be covered with thousands of thumbtacks and topped off with loose strands of incredibly sharp razor wire.”
BH: “This is going to be a match of Awesome proportions I’d say. Jeff Hardy doesn’t know what he’s gotten himself into. I’ve been keeping my eye on Mike Awesome, and that eye has been closed in horror several times. He’s sent Kane packing by putting him through three flaming tables the other week, he put John Cena and AJ Styles on the shelf in the Elimination Chamber last month. And this past Friday on Fury he beat the living hell out of Hulk Hogan, softening him up for his match here tonight. Mike Awesome has been the impact player here in eHw since the start of the Desire Era, and tonight he is looking to add another dead body to the Awesome Bomb Cemetery.”
**Ring crew stacks just under two dozen barbed wire wrapped tables leading up to the platform thirty five feet above the ring. The tables are each covered with three to four hundred thumbtacks. The razor wire is placed on top of the top three rows of tables while the platform above the ring is double checked for sturdiness and the support beams are checked for how well they are attached to the top of the arena.**
JS: “What are we about to witness?”
BH: “What eHw is all about. Two men fighting as hard as they can with the loser feeling more pain in one match than all of these Canadian humanoids will in the entire lives put together.”
**The lights in the arena darken as Jeff Hardy’s music comes on. Jeff Hardy makes his way through the curtain to the applause of all of the female fans in the crowd. Jeff jogs down to the scaffolding, then quickly climbs all the way up. Hardy stands in the middle of the platform and poses for the crowd while making sure to keep himself close to a support beam. The lights in the arena come back on and “The Zoo” by Bruce Dickinson plays as the cheers in the crowd turn to complete boos. Smoke covers the entryway and out of the smoke Mike Awesome walks out accompanied by Judge Jeff Jones. Awesome walks down to the scaffolding looking around the arena with an angry sneer on his face. Awesome slowly climbs up the scaffolding, stopping and yelling at the fans as he reaches every mini platform along the way. Awesome gets up on top of the scaffolding and flicks off everyone in the arena from 35 feet above the ring. Awesome steps onto the platform as his music fades and the match is set to begin.**
Awesome yells at Hardy from across the platform while Hardy just stares at Awesome with a look of pure determination on his face. Awesome continues to taunt Hardy from a distance until Hardy begins to make his way towards Awesome. But as soon as Hardy is within three feet of him Awesome dives forward and strikes Hardy with a scissor kick to the face. Hardy is knocked back on his ass and Awesome follows up with a boot to the top of Hardy’s head. Awesome pulls Hardy up to his feet by his hair but when he does Hardy shoves Awesome’s arms away and gives him his signature Sit-down Jawbreaker! Awesome is knocked back and almost falls off of the platform but grabs a hold of the far left support beam. But Hardy crawls over and starts pushing Awesome off of the side of the platform. Awesome clenches the support beam with one hand and then with the other punches Hardy repeatedly until he backs away. Hardy gets up to his feet as Awesome pulls himself completely back onto the platform. Awesome gets to get up to his feet but Hardy leaps and leg drops Awesome on the back of his head while he is on his knees smashing Awesome’s face against the platform. Hardy jumps up to his feet and yells out to the crowd receiving a large amount of cheers from the women in the audience. Hardy goes back over to Awesome and begins to pick him up but as he does Awesome low blows him and gives him a chest breaker. Awesome crawls to the center of the platform and picks himself up using the middle support beam. Awesome points down at the tables below the scaffold and then points at Hardy drawing a sea of boos from the crowd. Awesome pulls Hardy to the center of the platform by his feet then begins to pick him up again by his hair. Hardy goes for another jaw breaker but Awesome pulls up on Hardy disallowing him from hitting the move. Awesome elbows Hardy in the middle of his forehead, kicks him in the stomach, and sets him up for an Awesome Bomb. Awesome moves he is facing the tables but before he can do anything Hardy drops down to both of his knees and when Awesome bends down to pick them up, Hardy gets back up on his feet and kicks Awesome in the face. Awesome falls back and is left leaning against the middle support beam. Hardy gets up and shoulder tackles Awesome in the stomach. Awesome drops down to one knee and favors his stomach as Hardy grabs him in a headlock, then turns him around as if to give him a reverse DDT. Hardy points out to the side, yells out to the crowd, and gives Awesome a Reverse Twist of Fate!! Hardy carefully gets up to his feet starts to pick Awesome up to his. Hardy gets Awesome up to his feet but Awesome pushes Hardy face first into the middle support beam. Hardy falls back and Awesome again low blows him and puts his head between his legs. Awesome faces the tables and picks Hardy up but as he does another figure is seen climbing up to the top of the scaffold and onto the platform. Awesome goes to Awesome Bomb Hardy off of the platform but as he does. . . Lance Storm runs up behind and pushes both Mike Awesome and Jeff Hardy off of the scaffold through twenty barbed wire, thumbtack, and razor wire covered tables!!!!!
JS: “OOHHH MMYY GGOOOOODDDD!!! Lance Storm climbed up to the top of the scaffolding and threw both Mike Awesome and Jeff Hardy off of the scaffolding through over a dozen tables completely covered in barbed wire, razor wire, and thumbtacks!”
Lance Storm: “And the winner is. . From Calgary. . . Alberta, Canada!”
BH: “Ha, I love it!”
Lance Storm: “I would like to take this opportunity. . To let my fellow country men and women, and the rest of the world know. That here tonight, at Canadian Stampede, Lance Storm has arrived in extreme HARDCORE wrestling. And from now on, all of eHw will learn to salute the flag of the great white north, when you are all on your stomachs, tapping out, and screaming at the hands of the Canadian Maple Leaf!
**Lance Storm finishes speaking and the crowd gives him a standing ovation as Canada’s own holds his arms up in the air and stands still while everyone cheers him. Storm makes his way down the scaffolding to the arena floor and to the locker room with all of the fans in attendance still applauding the Canadian wrestling hero.**
JS: “I tell you the fans here in Canada are giving Lance Storm a much warmer reception then what he’ll get back in the states. But they love their wrestlers here in Canada like they like their hockey players.”
BH: “Lance Storm could’ve shot somebody on that platform and the fans would’ve rioted if the police tried to arrest him.”
JS: “Probably, but if you think his reception was warm, wait until Bret Hart makes his way down to the ring.”
**Ring crew meanwhile rushes the ring and quickly clears the tables, barbed wire, razor wire, and thumbtacks, while medics very very carefully attend to both Mike Awesome and Jeff Hardy. Hardy took more punishment as Awesome landed on top of him and drove him through most of the tables using him as a cushion. Medics take Hardy out on a stretcher while Awesome is helped to the back by several members of a medical team. The ring is cleared and swept for several minutes to make sure all objects have been removed in preparation for the very important world title match.**
JS: “Well Brain here it is, the main event of the night. The rematch in Montreal between Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart. The eHw World Title is going to be on the line and it is safe to say there is no love lost between these two.”
BH: “I’d say so, I’m surprised that these two men haven’t tried to get at each other in the back during the day. These two men absolutely hate each other, but it is going to be the man that can keep his emotions in check the most that will come away with the win here tonight. Keep the emotions in check, and wrestle the match to the best of their ability. Both of these men are masters at that, so it will be interesting to see who outdoes who here.”
**Spotlights focus on the ring but then move to the entryway as “Sexy Boy” is heard and Shawn Michaels begins to make his way to the ring to nothing but boos from the crowd. Michaels struts through the curtain then poses in front of the entryway as fireworks shoot up behind him. Michaels makes his way down to ringside, and enters the ring in a very cocky manner. Michaels poses for the cameras several times and begins taking of his entrance attire slowly as his music fades. The lights in the arena turn pink as “Hitman” hits but is quickly drowned out by the massive amount of cheers. The eHw World Heavyweight Champion Bret Hart walks through the curtain wearing the belt and carrying a Canadian flag and the crowd pops louder than they have all night. The Hitman makes his way down to the ring embracing all of the fans that he can along the way. Bret Hart gets into the ring and waves the flag back and forth circling the ring for several seconds then hands it to a member of ring crew who runs back to his dressing room. Bret Hart then poses for the crowd displaying the world title belt around his waste. The lights in the arena come back on as Bret Hart takes of his jacket and title belt. He hands the belt to the ref who holds it up high in the air as Bret’s music fades out and the crowd calms down. The bell rings and both men walk to the center of the ring and although the crowd is calm there is no one sitting down in the arena.**
Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels go face to face in the middle of the ring and trash talk each other for a few seconds. Michaels spits in Bret Hart’s face and Bret is taken aback by it. Bret wipes the spit from his face and punches Michaels across his. Bret then puts Michaels in a side headlock which Michaels counters by whipping Bret into the ropes. Hart comes off the ropes and Michaels leap frogs him. Hart runs off the other ropes and Michaels hits him with a diving forearm smash. Michaels shoots right up to his feet and taunts Hart while he is down drawing boos from everyone in the crowd. Michaels picks Bret up and goes to give him a piledriver but Bret picks Michaels up out of it and gives him an inverted atomic drop. Bret gets up on his feet and gives Michaels a side back breaker. Bret then grabs Michaels’ right leg and puts him in a leg lock submission however Michaels’ arms are close to the ropes so he grabs the ropes very soon after the hold is applied and forces Bret to break the hold, but Bret doesn’t break it immediately. The referee begins a standard five count and pulls Bret off of Shawn at the end of it. Bret gets back up with the referee in his face while Michael uses the ropes to quickly get back to his feet. Michaels gets up and goes to hit Hart with Sweet Chin Music but misses and hit’s the referee instead!! The referee is knocked completely out by the kick and while Michaels is looking down at the referee, Bret Hart grabs him and gives him a Russian Legsweep but holds onto Michaels and rolls over to give him a second Russian Legsweep, then rolls over and gives Michaels a third Russian Legsweep.
JS: “The multiple Russian Legsweeps, I believe Bret Hart calls that the Calgary Hat Trick in honor of his favorite hockey team the Calgary Flames.”
BH: “Well thanks for that piece of information, but what about the referee that is laying in the middle of the ring counting sheep?”
JS: “I’m sure another referee will be sent down to the ring in due time.”
Bret Hart starts to pick Michaels up to his feet but Michaels rakes Bret Hart’s eyes and pushes him away. Michaels gains his balance on his feet and when Bret turns back towards him Michaels gives him a sidewalk slam down to the mat and grabs a hold of Bret Hart’s legs. Michaels puts his right leg between Bret’s, crosses Hart’s ankles, turns him over, and locks him in the Sharpshooter!! Bret Hart yells in pain as Michaels cinches Bret’s own finishing submission hold on him. Bret pushes up and tries to grab Michaels’ ankle to counter the hold. But as he does Triple H and Earl Hebner run down to the ring. Triple H rips the referee shirt off of the referee and hands it to Hebner. Hebner puts the shirt on, looks at Bret Hart, and calls for the bell! Shawn Michaels wins!
JS: “What the hell is this?!”
**Michaels releases the hold and he and Triple H quickly get out of the ring as “Sexy Boy” comes on again. Triple H grabs the eHw World Title belt and hands it to Michaels as they both quickly head up the entryway aisle towards the entryway.**
JS: “Don’t tell me we are seeing this again? Not here in eHw?!”
BH: “It looks like Michaels is taking the title and getting out of here before anyone has anytime to react.”
**Michaels and Triple H get to the head of the entryway as Bret Hart gets up and looks at them as Triple H hugs Michaels and picks him up in the air while Michaels holds up the eHw World Title belt. The two turn around and are about to walk through the curtain when all of a sudden ten security guards and Paul Heyman walk through the curtain and stand in front of Michaels. Heyman grabs the belt out of Michaels’ hands and walks to the middle of the entryway aisle as the music stops playing.**
Paul E: “No, no, no! That shit ain’t happening here in eHw! Michaels, I had a feeling you and the rest of the Kliq might try something like this. That is why I brought a little extra security to the arena tonight. But there is no way you are stealing the world title in Montreal again, not as long as I am running the show. I don’t know how you even got Hebner in the building and I don’t know how your crony got down to the ring but that is the last time it is going to happen. I am ruling that this match be declared a no contest, and whenever a no contest is ruled in a title match, the champion retains his title. So still World Heavyweight Champion, Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart!”
**The crowd stops booing and throwing garbage all over the arena and begin cheering as security surrounds the ring and entryway areas.**
Paul E: “But this feud has gotten too personal for it to end like this. And since there is about to be another Mayhem in Montreal with the crowd here. I am ordering that at the King of the Deathmatches Pay Per View, we have a rematch between you two with the world title on the line. But it isn’t going to be just a world title match. And I’m not just making it no disqualification and no count out. No, no, no. We are going to be at the King of the Deathmatches show, a show that has always redefined what extreme HARDCORE wrestling is all about. And since the ComEd people will be in attendance to set up for the finals of the King of the Deathmatch Tournament anyway, I am going to put them to further use. Because on May Thirtieth, at the King of the Deathmatches Pay Per View. The World Heavyweight Title will be on the line and for the first time ever in eHw history, it will be defended, in a Chamber of Horrors Match! That way there can be no interference of any kind from you Triple H, unless you want to be fried like a piece of chicken in the process. So gentlemen, I suggest you get out of here in once piece and prepare yourselves because in a week and a half you are going to have to take yourselves, to the EXTREME!!”
**Paul Heyman walks to the ring and hands Bret Hart the world title belt through the ropes as “Hitman” plays again. The show ends as the camera stands behind Bret looking over his shoulder with The Kliq standing at the top of the entryway, Heyman standing in the middle, and Bret Hart standing in the ring with the eHw World Title belt over his shoulder.**