**Jim Ross and Joel Gertner come down to the ring and as pyros go off and the show is about to begin.**

JR: "Welcome everyone to the first ever EHW Suicide!! Tonight we show you why we are called Extreme Hardcore Wrestling! EHW Suicide is being brodcasted from the US capital Washington D.C, I am Jim Ross along side. . "

JG: "Alongside the Quitessential Studdmuffin himself, Joel 'here in the nation's capital I will follow in the path of John F. Kennedy, and Bill Clinton when I get some Oral service, in the Oval Office. And then bring the girl to the Lincoln Bedroom and make Monica's cigar trick look tamer than Hillary Clinton's wardrobe!' Gertner."

JR: "Now you have disgraced your entire country, I hope you are happy. We have alot of Hardcore action for you tonight so lets go to the ring for our first match."

**Ken Shamrock's music hits and he comes out to the ring to a very small reaction from the crowd. Shamrock gets in the ring and as he does the Franchise's music comes on. Shane Douglas comes out to the ring with Torrie Wilson to the boos of the fans, he gets in the ring and him and Torrie pose for the cameras.**

Shamrock and Douglas lock up and Douglas kicks Shamrock in the stomach, then whips him off the ropes and gives him a back body drop. Douglas picks Shamrock up right away, he gives him a few cheep shots to the throat, then gets behind him and hits him with an atomic drop. Douglas leans between the ropes and gets a kiss from Torrie and then starts mocking Shamrock while he is down. Shamrock slowly gets up to his feet as Douglas starts kicking him in the ribs, Douglas gets Shamrock up to his feet and goes for a Pittsburgh Plunge but Shamrock flips out of it, he hops on Douglas and goes for a hurricanrana but Douglas drops Shamrock. Douglas elbows Shamrock in the face and gives him the Franchiser! He makes a cover, 1.2..3 Shane Douglas wins!

JR: "Shane Douglas gets a win over Ken Shamrock, Shamrock will have to face Tazz in a submission match tomorrow."

JG: "Did you see what Torrie was wearing, I'd like to Studdmuffinise her ass any day of the week."

**In the back Vampiro is seen walking towards the entryway when from behind Tazz runs and nails him with a trash can lid! He picks him up and gives him a T-Bone Tazzplex on the concrete floor! Tazz gives Vampiro a kick to the face and then just walks away.**

JR: "Why in the hell did Tazz do that for? He doesn't have a grudge with Vampiro."

JG: "Well, what about our Ladders and Tables match, X-Pac is okay why doesn't he just fight?"

**X-Pac is seen in the back walking to the the entryway, he sees Vampiro when from behind Kurt Angle jumps him by hitting him in the back of the head with the IC Title Belt! Angle stomps on X-Pac then picks him up and gives him the Olympic Slam on the concrete floor next to Vampiro! Angle has a little smirk on his face and then walks away saying nothing as Tazz did.**

JR: "Wait a minute! X-Pac and Angle are both in DX together, why in the hell did Angle jump X-Pac? This just doesn't make any damn sense at all."

JG: "Well, I guess Kurt was just tired of all of DX not showing any of his three I's. Or maybe X-Pac hit on Trish, you see how he always sticks out his tongue, just like me."

**Glass breaks and Stone Cold's music plays as Steve Austin comes out to the ring to a fair reaction from the fans. He gets in the ring and starts yelling out loud and posing for the fans. Raven's music is heard and he comes out to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos, Raven gets in the ring and sits in a corner of the ring until the bell rings.**

Austin walks to the center of the ring as Raven just sits in a corner, Austin starts walking toward the corner but as he does Raven shoots to his feet and dropkicks Austin in the left knee. Raven takes off his jacket and throws Austin to the outside. Raven goes to the outside himself, he waits for Austin to get back up to his feet and then clothelines him over the guardrail! Raven grabs a chair then goes over the guardrail himself, Austin starts to get back up and Raven hits him over the back with the chair, then grabs Austin by the neck and starts walking towards the hallways of the arena. Raven brings Austin to the back and throws him into a wall. Raven takes Austin and brings him through a set of doors that goes into the parking lot! Raven takes Austin by the arm, he goes to whip him into something but then gives him a drop toe hold onto the pavement. Austin starts bleeding from the head due to scrapes, Raven just sits and breathes rather hard, he gets up to his feet takes Austin and gives him a running bulldog onto a car front. Raven makes a crucifx with his arms then picks Austin up, he kicks him in the chest and gives him the Evenflow DDT!!! Raven covers him on the street, 1..2.3 Raven wins!

JR: "Good lord! We have a street fight coming up later but this was literally a Street Fight!"

JG: "Raven just made Steve Austin feel his pain, as well as a lot of his own."

**The cameras go back to ringside and show that two dumpsters have been placed at opposite sides of the ring as "The Zoo" by Bruce Dickenson plays and Disco Inferno come out to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. They get in the ring and look at the dumpsters at ringside as the music of the Horsemen comes on and Booker T and The Cat go to the ring to equal cheers from the crowd. They get in the ring and pose for the fans wearing horsemen attire as the LWO's music comes on but they come out to the entryway. They start walking to the ring but before they get far Matt and Jeff Hardy run out and jump both Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio Jr!! They beat both of them down unmercifully and then they run to the ring and Matt grabs a mic.**

Matt: "We have tried to be nice about this but I guess we had to do it the Xtreme way. Paul E you can kiss our ass because we are going to take our number one contender match instead of asking for it, now ring the fucking bell!"

JG: "Did the Hardy Boyz actually talk? Boy this shows you that you ain't in the WWF no more."

All six men start going at it in a giant fist fight. Bulldog and Jeff Hardy fight to the outside, Disco and Booker fight in one corner, as Cat and Matt Hardy Hardy fight in the opposite corner. Booker pushes Bulldog out of the corner and gives him the Harlem Sidekick knocking him down, as on the outside Bulldog gives Jeff a shoulder breaker, and back in the ring Matt Hardy gives Cat a Tornado DDT. Matt picks Cat up and goes to dump him in one of the dumpsters but then Booker T nails him from behind, he punches Matt in the stomach and gives him the Axe Kick! Disco gets in the ring, he gets behind Booker, spins him around and gives him the Last Dance(Stunner)! Disco starts dancing in the ring and laughing with the fans as Jeff Hardy gets in the ring and dropkicks him to the outside. Bulldog comes and gets Jeff up in the air for a hanging vertical suplex, but Matt kicks him in the crotch and Bulldog drops Jeff and he hops up to the top rope. He sets up and; Matt gives Bulldog to the Twist of Fate and then Jeff hits the Swanton Bomb!!

JR: "It's the 2 Xtreme Finisher!!"

Matt picks Bulldog up and throws him over the top rope and into one of the dumpsters! Disco and Bulldog are eliminated.

JG: "Well, now isn't the best time to say but The Showcase now is known as the Dynamic Duo Ross they told me in the back."

JR: "Thanks for letting up know in the middle of this match, jackass."

Matt and Jeff starts celebrating in the ring and then Booker T and the Cat simotaneously scissor kick them from behind into different corners of the ring. Booker and Cat beat the Hardy Boyz in the corners of the ring and then Cat brings Matt out of the corner, he goes for his knockout kick but Matt ducks and gives him a facebuster. On the other side Booker brings Jeff out of the corner by giving him the Book In! Then as Matt comes over to Booker, Booker hops up to the top rope and gives him the Heatsinker!! The Cat gets back up and leans Matt up against the top rope and gives him the Karate Kick over the top into the dumpster The Horsemen win!

JR: "Booker T was a one man offensive machine in that match and are now the numnber one contenders for the tag team titles and will get a shot on EHW Friday Fury."

JG: "They just gave a whole new meaning to the term. . "

JR: "Let me guess, taking out the trash. God Joel, get some new material."

JG: "You know what Ross, I ought to smack you in the face but it looks like god beat me to it."

**Ringside is cleared of the dumpsters as Mike Sanders' music comes on and he comes out to the ring to almost no reaction from the fans at all. He gets in the ring and as he does the lights go out and a countdown begins. The countdown reaches one as pyros go off and Chris Jericho walks out to the ring to the cheers of the audience. Jericho gets in the ring and looks around the arena and the match is ready to begin.**

Sanders sneaks behind Jericho and attempts a back suplex but Jericho goes up and over Sanders, and when Jericho gets behind him gives him a reverse brain buster. Jericho drags Sanders near the middle of the ring, runs, jumps off the ropes, and hits the Lionsault! Jericho starts celebrating with the fans, as Sanders struggles to get to his feet, he gets up and gives Jericho a flying body press with a pin but doesn't even get a one count. Jericho gets up and Sanders charges him again, Sanders goes for a tackle but Jericho leap frogs him, and Sanders crashes into the ropes. Jericho picks Sanders up and gives him his Double Powerbomb. Jericho yells out and signals for the end of the match, he drabs Sanders into the middle of the ring and grabs him by his legs. Jericho takes Sanders' legs and puts him in the Walls of Jericho! Sanders is in the hold for a few seconds and then submits, Chris Jericho wins!

JR: "Jericho destroys Mike Sanders! Sanders only had one small move and that was it. Jericho fought this match with a lot of intensity."

JG: "Well Ross, Sanders came in here and talked a lot of smack about Jericho and then basically didn't take this match seriously."

JR: "I guess Sanders is SOL! And you know what that means."

JG: "No I don't, no one does! It is just some stupid catch phrase that Sanders bases his whole career on."

JR: "It means Sorry Out of Luck."

JG: "Oh. . .lets go to the ring for our next match."

**"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica plays and Sting comes out to the to a big pop from the fans. Sting gets in the ring and yells out to the crowd and gets a response from almost the entire arena. Al Snow's music comes on and he walks out to the ring pushing a shopping cart that has a garbage can loaded with weapons. Al Snow throws them both in the ring seperately and then gets in the ring himself.**

Al dumps the garbage can and spread the weapons around the ring, grabs a VCR, and goes at Sting. Sting moves out of the way and gives Al a side tomahawk chop to the throat and Al drops the weapon, Sting picks up broom and jams it into Al's side and then breaks it over his back. Sting grabs a cookie sheet and as Al gets to his knees Sting goes to hit him with it but Al tackles Sting and gives him a serious of right punches to the face. Al gets up and when Sting gets up Al hits him with a double underhook suplex onto the shopping cart. Al grabs a computer keyboard and smashes it on the back of the head of Sting as Sting is laying on the mat. Al starts digging through the weapons looking for something to put Sting away with, but as he does Sting starts getting up to his feet. Al picks up a Stop sign but when he turns around Sting punches the Stop sign back into the face of Al Snow and Al goes back into the corner. Sting charges and hits a Stinger Splash! Sting runs back, charges again, and hits another Stinger Splash! Al falls face first out of the corner to the mat and Sting gives out a patented yell out to the fans, and then grabs Al by the legs. Sting starts locking Al in the Scorpion Death Lock but as he is trying to turn Al over, Al grabs. . .Head out of the rubble of weapons and nails Sting on his head with it. Al gets up to his feet and gives Sting the Snowplow! 1..2.3 Al Snow wins!

JR: "Al Snow defends his Hardcore Title by using Head to defeat Sting."

JG: "I remember back in ECW when Al first brought Head out with him and I never though that that damn thing would ever be of use to him. Well, I guess I was wrong and that only happens once in a full moon."

**The weapons are just swept to the outside of the ring as the EHW original Rage in the Cage is lowered down on ringside.**

JR: "For those of you who have never seen this match. It is a steel cage that covers almost all of ringside, the cage is wrapped in barb wire. The cage does have a top, there are two garbage cans with weapons handcuffed to two of the corners of the ring and there is a ladder on the outside. The key to the lock on the door of the cage will be hanging from the cage, and the only way to win is to climb the ladder, take the key, unlock the cage, and step outside the door."

JG: "And since this is a three way dance there will be a pinfall over one competitor before the cage can be unlocked to make it a one on one contest."

**The cage is completely lowered and the DX theme plays as Shawn Michaels comes out to the ring with Chyna. Shawn gets into the cage and poses for the crowd and then Test's music comes on. Test comes out to the ring to a fair reaction from the fans, he gets in the cage and just stands on the outside of the cage stairing at Shawn Michaels. Goldberg's music is heard and the EHW TV Champ walks out to the ring. He gets in the cage and as he does Test jumps him right away.**

Test beats Goldberg down until he is on his belly and then takes off the TV Title belt and starts whipping Goldberg with it. Test climbs the ringsteps and grabs a hockey stick out of one of the garbage cans, Goldberg gets up to his knees and Test breaks the hockey stick over Goldberg's neck! Meanwhile, in the ring HBK runs, gets to the top rope, leaps, and hits Test with a twisting cross body block off the top rope! HBK takes Test and whips him into the ring steps face first. Goldberg slowly gets up to his feet, he spins HBK around and goes for a clothesline but HBK ducks. He gets behind Goldberg and gives him a Side Suplex into the barb wire cage!!! Goldberg who is bare back sticks to the barb wire! HBK pulls Goldberg off the cage and Goldberg's flesh is wripped to shreds as HBK gives him a piledriver, 1.2.3 Goldberg is eliminated!

**The ref unlocks the cage and opens the door and drags Goldberg outside the cage, then quickly closes the cage and locks it again.**

HBK gets back up to his feet but when he does Test hits him with a big boot to the face knocking HBK down on his ass. Test picks HBK back up and puts him back in the ring the follows him in. Test uncuffs one of the garbage cans filled with weapons and as HBK gets back up to his feet Test nails him over the head with the garbage can with the weapons still in it. The weapons scatter all of the ring. Test waits for HBK to get up and when he does he nails him with a tv monitor. Test starts climbing to the top rope, he gets up, jumps, and. . . misses a flying elbow drop! HBK rolls to the outside, folds up the ladder, and puts it in the ring and gets in the ring himself. Test slowly gets back up to his feet, as he does HBK gives him a ladder suplex. Then HBK opens up the ladder and starts climbing to the top, HBK gets near the top of the ladder, reaches, and grabs the key! He climbs down to the bottom of the ladder and heads for the door, but before he exits the ring, he stops and looks back at Test. Test gets back up to his feet and HBK hits him with the. . . Sweet Chin Music!! Test is knocked unconcious, HBK goes to the cage door, unlocks the lock, opens the door, and exits the cage! Shawn Michaels wins the match.

JR: "New TV Champ! New TV Champ! New TV Champ! Shawn Michaels is the new EHW Television Champion!

JG: "Is there an echo? Or are you still repeating things three times, haven't you ever heard of doing something new?"

JR: "Shut up Gertner! We just witnessed HBK dominate a Rage in the Cage match and he is now the EHW TV Champion."

**The cage is raised and the weapons are cleared from ringside preparing for the next match.**

JR: "Well folks, you know what time it is. This is the match everyone paid to see the Four Way Dance for the EHW World Title. This is going to be a war between in most people's opinions the four greatest wrestlers and roleplayers in EHW History."

**Big Poppa Pump's music comes on and he comes out to the ring with Midajah to the boos of the crowd. Big Poppa Pump gets in the ring and flexes his huge muscles for the camera. Chris Benoit' s music hits and he comes out to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Benoit gets in the ring and poses for the fans and gets a big pop from the fans. The music of the Horsemen is heard and Ric Flair walks out to the ring as the crowd goes nuts! Flair gets in the ring and struts from side to side and takes off his robe. The lights go out and Triple H's music plays and the EHW World Champion comes out to the ring with Stephanie McMahon. Triple H gets on to the mat of the ring and holds up the World Title and spits water out at the fans.**

All four men circle the ring studying each other, Benoit makes the first move by going after Flair. He locks up with him and gives him an armdrag takedown. Steiner and Triple H lock up and Steiner backs Triple H into the corner, Steiner gives Triple H a couple of knees to the stomach, but before he can capatilize Triple H lunges out of the corner and gives Steiner a forearm to the face. Benoit and Flair get into a fist fight, they go back and forth then Flair kicks Benoit in the knee and gives him a front face DDT. On the other side of the ring Triple H picks Scott Steiner up, he whips him off the ropes and goes for a knee to the face but Steiner steps out of the way and from behind gives him a dragon suplex. As Steiner is getting up Flair walks over and drives his knee into the small of Steiner's back, then shoves him to the outside. Flair starts doing a strut but as he does Benoit wraps his arms from behind around Flair's waste and gives him a german suplex, but Benoit locks his fingers, rolls up, turns Flair to face him and gives him his patented Snap Suplex. Steiner rolls back in the ring, he waits for Benoit to get back up to his feet, he runs and clotheslines him down, Steiner kisses the tip of his muscle peak, and drops an elbow over the chest of Chris Benoit. When Steiner gets back up to his feet Triple H hits him with a running knee to the face that knocks Steiner into the corner. Meanwhile in the middle of the ring, Ric Flair takes Benoit by the legs and puts him in the Figure Four Leglock!! Benoit tries to fight off the hold, he tries to fight it off with everything he has but he can't, he finally taps out. Chris Benoit is eliminated.

JR: "Benoit is gone! Now it comes down to three men who combined have over ten titles shared between them."

As Benoit is being rolled out Triple H pulls him back in the ring and gives him several punches to the side of the head. Triple H crotch chops the medics but as he has his attention away from the ring Ric Flair sneaks behind him and gives him a kneebreaker. Flair holds on to the leg and when Triple goes down, Flair puts the leg between his knees and drops down on it. Flair gets up to elbow drop the leg but when he does Scott Steiner runs and clotheslines Flair over the top rope to the outside. Steiner picks up Triple H and gives him a gorilla press slam, Steiner turns Triple H so he is laying on his stomach and then locks on the Steiner Recliner!! Steiner sinches it in and Triple H tries to fight it off as Stephanie McMahon gets in the ring. Steiner sees Stephanie but doesn't release the hold, but before Triple H can submit Flair gets back in the ring with a steel chair and levels Steiner on the head with it. Flair looks at Stephanie McMahon and nails her over the head with the chair as well. Flair takes the chair and jams it into the knee of Triple H several times. Flair then turns and goes to work on Steiner, he picks him up and gives him a russian legsweep, Flair picks Steiner back up and puts him in the corner and gives him a hard chop to the chest! The crowd yells out WHOOO! But Steiner is unaffected, he grabs Flair by the throat and lifts him up in a standing chokehold and then drops Flair on his feet. Flair looks at Steiner but then is spun around by Triple H and is hit with the Pedigree!!! Midajah hands Steiner a lead pipe as Triple H makes a cover on Flair, 1...2..3 Ric Flair is eliminated! Right as the three count is made Steiner nails Triple H in the back of the neck with the lead pipe! Steiner hits Flair a couple of times on his way out too. Triple H slowly gets up to his feet but Steiner nails him in the back with the pipe then drops it. Steiner picks Triple H up and gives him his signature high release belly to belly suplex the sends Triple H across the ring.

JR: "Flair is eliminated and now Steiner is mugging Triple H!"

Steiner walks over to Midajah, she goes under the ring and takes out a table, she takes a little bit to take it out but does and gives it to Steiner in the ring. Steiner starts to set up the table in the corner. He has some trouble opening the table legs, but as he is setting the table up in the corner Triple H grabs the pipe, charges and nails Steiner in the back and kneck with the pipe! He pulls Steiner out of the corner and then gives him a Knee to the Face Drop on the lead pipe. Triple H throws the pipe to the outside of the ring and then brings the table to the far side of the ring away from the entryway. Triple H opens up the table completely and sets it up in the ring, he walks over to Steiner who is on his knees and gives an elbow to the forehead and a couple of right hands, he brings him over to the table and puts him on it. Triple H starts to get on the table himself but Steiner gouges his eyes and kicks him in the face knocking Triple H down. Steiner gets off the table and signals for the end of the match, he picks Triple H up and drags him over to the table. He drops Triple H when he sees Shawn Michaels running down to the ring! Michaels gets on the mat and Steiner starts trash talking him as Michaels gets in the ring. They go face to face when Triple H runs knocks Steiner into Michaels and Triple rolls up Steiner for a pin, 1..2..NO Steiner kicks out and sends Triple H foreward and he runs into Michaels, Triple H pushes away from him and Michaels gives him the Superkick !! Triple H falls back, Steiner turns him around and gives him the Steiner Screwdriver through the table!!!! Steiner makes the cover, 1...2...3! Scott Steiner wins!!

JR: "Good God Almighty! Good God Almighty! Good God Almighty! We have a new EHW World Heavyweight Champion and it is Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner!"

JG: "The Big Bad Boot Daddy, is now the biggest in the EHW and the biggest in all of wrestling. Midajah is in for one hell of a victory celebration I'll tell you that right now."

JR: "What a night, we have seen a new World's Champion crown and have seen DX split right down the middle. This has been one of if then the best show EHW has ever had. We'll see you on Tuesday for EHW Turmoil! Goodnight everybody!"