Tag Team Title Street Fight: Al Snow and Hardcore Holly (c) vs The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer
Deathmatch Title Old School Scaffold Match: Sting vs John Cena
IC Title Number One Contender Match: Christian vs Dean Malenko
No Disqualification: William Regal vs Raven
Shane Douglas vs The Ultimate Warrior
Show or Go Match: Randy Orton vs Triple H vs The Rock
**The Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts fills to maximum capacity as “Down Again” by Chimaira begins blasting on the PA system, pyros go off, and eHw Suicide comes on the air. The fans all rise up to their feet and hold up their signs as the cameras scan the entire arena to show the jam packed audience to the millions of people watching at home. The cameras then shift focus over to the announcers table next to the entryway where Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan are sitting.**
JS: “Hello everyone and welcome to e H w’s Suicide Two Thousand and Four!! We are live and ramped up here in the jam packed Fleet Center, in Boston Massachusetts. I’m Joey Styles alongside Bobby the Brain Heenan and tonight after eHw’s Redemption, we are prepared to give you a night of action that is going to be so hardcore, and so extreme you think that our wrestlers are committing suicide! We have three big time title matches for you tonight, each of which has a unique match type, one of which will see the in ring wrestling return of one of hardcore wrestling’s greatest heroes. Bobby Heenan, what are you looking forward to tonight?”
BH: “Grease ball, tonight I am looking forward to seeing the Big Red Demented Demon himself, that monster Kane, ending Scott Steiner’s so called record setting Intercontinental Title reign right here in this loser city of Boston. Scott Steiner has forgotten who is the hunter and who is the hunted in this situation, and tonight, Kane is walking out of here with a sick smile on his face, and the eHw Intercontinental Title around his waste.”
JS: “What about the Old School Scaffold Match for the eHw Deathmatch Title?”
BH: “Sting and John Cena are both crazy. But I have to give the edge to Sting, he made his living hanging up above the rafters, and any fear of heights isn’t even in the back of his mind. He is going to be focused on Cena while he is up their like you’re focused on wearing the cheapest suit you can possibly find.”
JS: “And it is Street Fight for the eHw Tag Team Titles, featuring the return of the Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer!”
BH: “Tommy Dreamer doesn’t impress me one bit. He is nothing but a two bit loser who was small fish in an even smaller pond in ECW. Personally, I hope all four of the so called hardcore heroes in that match just blow their brains out and let some real talent touch the tag and world titles.”
JS: “Well those title matches will be coming up later on throughout the course of the evening, but we are going to kick things off with a No Disqualification Match between William Regal and Raven.”
**William Regal’s music comes on and the Man’s Man from Blackpoole, England makes his way through the curtain, and makes his way down to the ring to nothing but boos from the crowd. Regal gets into the ring and gives a snooty and polite wave out to the crowd as the lights dim and Regal’s music fades. “End of Everything” by Stereomud plays and Raven makes his way through the curtain and makes a crucifix with his arms. Raven walks down to the ring with a determined look on his face. Raven slides into the ring and as soon as he does Regal charges and begins stomping on him causing the lights to come back on, the music to fade, and the match to begin.**
Regal stomps away on Raven and rips off his leather jacket and throws it into the crowd. Regal picks Raven up to his feet, leans him against the ropes, and chops him across his chest. Regal tears Raven’s shirt off and chops him again, making more of an impact. Regal chops Raven again, then whips him off the ropes, and hits him with a knee to the midsection sending Raven down to the mat. Regal drops down to the mat, and repeatedly strikes Raven with punches, and forearm shots across his face. Regal gets up, bounces off the ropes, and drops a stiff elbow right onto the middle of Raven’s chest. Raven rolls around the ring gasping for air, then rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope. Regal gets up to his feet and again gives polite but snooty British style wave into the crowd, getting nothing but boos from them. Raven gets up on his knees on the outside, then gets up to his feet but as he does Regal gets out of the ring, charges, and hits Raven with a axe handle smash to the back of his head on the outside. Regal slowly starts to pick Raven up, but as he does Raven elbows Regal in the ribs, stands up straight, and gives Regal a Russian Legsweep onto the steel guardrail. Raven pulls Regal off the guardrail, then does it again. Raven grabs Regal by the hair and throws him face first into the steel ring steps in the near left corner of the ring. Raven puts Regal back into the ring, then walks over towards the ring announcer area. Raven yells at the ring announcer to move, picks up his chair, folds it, and throws it into the ring. Raven makes a crucifix with his arms, getting a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd, then gets back into the ring. Raven grabs the chair, opens it up, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Raven picks up Regal who has a small trickle of blood running down his face and whips him off the ropes. Raven attempts a drop toe hold on the chair but Regal stops in place before getting to Raven, and quickly grabs the chair, folds it up, and throws it right into Raven’s face! Raven rolls around the mat favoring his face, then slowly starts to get up to his feet. As he does Regal reaches into his trunks, and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Regal puts the knuckles on his right hand, waits for Raven to get up and face him, and when Raven does Regal nails him with the Power of the Punch!! Raven goes down hard and Regal quickly makes the cover, 1..2..3! William Regal wins!
JS: “William Regal takes advantage of the No Disqualification setting to legally use the brass knuckles and pick up his second win here in eHw, this time against Raven.”
BH: “William Regal has been around the block, he’s been successful in every major promotion since he broke into the business almost two decades ago. He knows how to handle himself and his opponent in that ring as well as anybody who laces up a pair of boots and puts on a pair of wrestling trunks. He is going to be competing for gold sooner than you think grease ball.”
JS: “I’d like him more if he didn’t always use those damn brass nucks to win.”
BH: “It was a NO DQ match humanoid, he used that to his advantage, and got a win, end of story.”
JS: “Our next match is a number one contender match for Intercontinental Title between Captain Charisma Christian, and the Man of a Thousand Holds Dean Malenko. This will be Malenko’s first match in eHw but he has made his presence known in eHw already, while Christian is coming off a very impressive win over eHw Hall of Famer Kevin Nash.”
BH: “It wasn’t an impressive win, it was a slaughter. Christian is the top young talent in eHw right now, and tonight he is going to steam roll Malenko, just like he steam rolled Nash, and is going to be fighting for the Intercontinental Title at the October PPV at the end of the month.”
**Dean Malenko’s music is heard and the Man of a Thousand Holds walks through the curtain and makes his way down to the ring with a look of all business on his face. Malenko gets in the ring an acknowledges the cheers of the fans who are happy to see the greatest technical wrestling cruiserweight of all time. Pyros go off around the entryway as Christian’s theme hits and the Prince of the Peeps walks through the curtain and into a sea of boos from the crowd with Trish Stratus coming up behind him. Christian and Trish get to ringside, Christian gives Trish an obscenely long kiss, then struts up the ring steps, and gets into the ring. Christian walks over to the near left corner, climbs up to the second ropes, and points out into the crowd with an arrogant look on his face despite everyone booing him. Christian gets down as his music fades and the bell rings.**
Christian and Malenko lock up and Christian immediately puts Malenko into a side headlock. Malenko quickly drops down to all fours to get out of the headlock, then takes Christian down by his left leg, and starts putting Christian in an Indian Death Lock until Christian quickly rolls away from him. Christian rolls into the ropes and uses them to slowly get up to his feet not taking his eyes off Malenko. Trish yells out encouraging words to Christian as him and Malenko go to lock up in the center of the ring again, but this time Christian strikes Malenko with a thumb to his right eye. Malenko clutches his eye and Christian takes Malenko down with an STO. Christian gets up and poses for the cameras with Trish pointing towards him on the outside, each with cocky looks on their faces. Christian picks Malenko up and whips him into the far left corner of the ring. Christian charges and clotheslines Malenko in the corner, then as Malenko is ready to fall out of the corner, Christian holds him up by his hair, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, sitting on the top turnbuckle. Christian pulls Malenko back towards him, and gives him a Tornado Reverse DDT! Christian shoots up to his feet and again poses for the cameras and points out not into the crowd but points to Bobby Heenan and Heenan responds by giving him a thumbs up and a round of applause.
BH: “C’mon you humanoids, get up on your feet, and show some respect for the best young gun that eHw has ever seen! This kid has got success written all over him, and I’m sure after the show is over, Trish is gonna be all over him too.”
JS: “Now that’s enough!”
Christian grabs Malenko’s legs, picks them up, then locks Malenko in the Texas Cloverleaf! The crowd’s boos grow louder as Christian attempts to make Malenko tap out to his own signature submission hold. Christian locks Malenko in the hold for a few seconds, then releases it, and walks away from Malenko laughing. Malenko starts to get up to his feet and Christian crouches down and yells for Malenko to get up quicker. Christian waits for Malenko to get up to his feet, and when he does he kicks Malenko in the stomach, grabs his arms, sets Malenko up, and gives him the Unprettier!! Christian rolls Malenko over on his back and makes a cover, 1...2..3! Christian wins!
BH: “Haha, yes! Wait to go Christian, show that man of a thousand holds how it’s done!”
JS: “Are you the president of his fan club or something Brain?!”
BH: “This kid rubs me the right way. He is arrogant, he’s got the hottest girl on the face of the earth around his arm, and he backs up every word he says with an impressive victory. The question should be, why aren’t you a fan of his grease ball?”
JS: “Maybe if he showed an ounce of humbleness I might warm up to him.”
BH: “Why be humble when you can brag about yourself all you want, then go win your matches, then go back to your hotel room and have that beautiful young lady waiting for you? What does humbleness get you? Look at Dean Malenko to find out.”
JS: “Our next match is the much anticipated Tag Team Title Street Fight between the Extreme Task Force of Al Snow and Hardcore Holly, against The Innovators of Hardcore of The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer. This match was originally supposed to be a World Title Match. However eHw Owner Paul Heyman saw that neither man, no matter how much they would deny it, was at one hundred percent and didn’t want a half assed match for the World Title. So the Sandman was told to find a tag team partner to face Al Snow and Hardcore Holly for the tag titles here tonight. After a week and a half of looking, The Sandman announced who his partner would be earlier tonight, his partner will be his long time friend, the Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer.”
BH: “The Sandman and Al Snow have been going at it verbally for months, they have met in the ring twice since August, both times Al Snow has come out ahead of him. Al Snow has wanted it more than The Sandman up to this point, tonight we’ll see which one of these two ham and eggers can lead their team to victory and to the tag team titles.”
**Ring crew sets up chairs, a garbage can, a section of steel guardrail, a large stop sign, a pair of tables, some sheet metal, and a large chain in and around the ring as “Enter Sandman” by Metallica plays and The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer walk through the curtain to a huge pop from the crowd. Sandman has a Singapore Cain in one hand and a beer in the other, while Dreamer has a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in one hand, and a beer in his other. The two make their way down to ringside, pop open their beers, pour the beer into their mouths, and spit it out into the crowd. Sandman and Dreamer get into the ring and each hold up their respective weapons as “Enter Sandman” fades to the background and “What Does Everybody Want?!” is heard. The eHw Tag Team Champions walk through the curtain, each wearing their tag title belt around their waste. Al has HEAD in his hands while Hardcore Holly is carrying a shovel. The two make their way down to ringside letting the fans high five their weapons. Snow and Holly get to ringside, take off their title belts, then slide into the ring where all four men begin to go at it, as the bell rings, and the match begins.**
Sandman and Snow assault each other with the Singapore Cain and Head while Dreamer goes to hit Holly with the barbed wire baseball bat but Holly jams the end of the shovel into Dreamer’s stomach, then smacks Dreamer on the back of the head with it. Sandman nails Snow right in the jaw with a Homerun Singapore Swing which knocks him down to the mat and knocks him down hard. Sandman walks over to Holly and goes to hit him with the Singapore Cain but Holly ducks it and hits Sandman right in his stomach with the shovel. Sandman bends over it pain and Holly goes to break the shovel across Sandman’s back but Sandman quickly moves out of the way and as Holly is bent over after missing the shovel shot Dreamer who is back up on his feet grabs Holly and gives him the Dreamer DDT!! Dreamer rolls Holly over and makes a cover as Sandman gets out of the ring and grabs a table on the outside, 1..2...NO! Snow breaks up the cover by striking Dreamer right in the small of his back with HEAD. Snow walks over to the far right corner and grabs a garbage can that is standing up right. Snow takes the trash can, sets it up in the middle of the ring, grabs Dreamer, and gives him a T Bone Suplex on the trash can! Dreamer yells in pain as his body flattens the trash can while Sandman slides a folded table into the ring, then gets into the ring himself. Snow gets up and goes right after Sandman, by running and elbow dropping Sandman across the back of his neck. Snow gets up and starts repeatedly stomping on Sandman but Sandman starts getting back up to his feet despite the repeated body shots he is taking. Sandman gets up to one knee and punches Snow right in his left rib cage as hard as he can. Snow backs off and favors his ribs as Sandman gets up, grabs a piece of sheet metal that is laying in the ring, and parts Al Snow’s hair with it! Snow goes down to the mat as Sandman tosses the sheet metal out of the ring and begins to open up the table while Hardcore Holly and Tommy Dreamer get up to their feet behind him. Dreamer grabs the large stop sign and goes to hit Holly with it, but Holly grabs Dreamer’s wrists, disabling Dreamer from hitting him with the sign, then kicks Dreamer in the stomach, grabs the sign, and smacks Dreamer with it right in his face. Sandman opens up the table and sets it up near the near left corner of the ring as Snow slowly gets up to his feet on the outside. Sandman picks up his Singapore Cain as Holly grabs a wobbly Tommy Dreamer and picks him up for the Alabamaslam. Holly gets him up and moves over to the middle of the ring but as soon as he turns around to position himself Sandman crotches Holly with the Singapore Cain. Holly drops down to his knees and lets go of Dreamer as Snow gets back into the ring. Dreamer grabs Holly by the head and walks him over to the near left corner of the ring and sits him down on the top turnbuckle. Sandman sees Al Snow and goes to hit him again with the Singapore Cain but Snow ducks the shot, grabs the cain with both arms, puts it to Sandman’s throat, and goes to give Sandman the Singapore Legsweep. But Sandman elbows Snow on his jaw repeatedly causing Snow to let go and back off after taking a hard shot to his jaw earlier in the match and the repeated shots this time causing immense pain. Sandman grabs the Cain, puts it to Snow’s throat, and gives him the Singapore Legsweep!! while Dreamer gets up on the second ropes in front of Holly, picks him up in the fireman’s carry, and gives him a Spicolli Driver off the top rope through the table!! Both Sandman and Dreamer cover Snow and Holly at the same time and the referee makes a count with both hands, 1...2.…3! Sandman and Dreamer win!
JS: “Oh My God! With a couple of hardcore finishing moves we have NEW eHw Tag Team Champions! Sandman and Tommy Dreamer have defeated the greatest tag team in eHw history to win the tag team titles here at Suicide. Brain, do you have anything to say?”
BH: “Call me when the next match starts.”
JS: “Are you crazy, that was a hard fought battle we just saw.”
BH: “It was a weapons fest, I like hearing the weapons crack on their heads, but other than that, there was very little wrestling involved. Didn’t impress me one bit, especially the likes of that fat drunk The Sandman and that born loser Tommy Dreamer.”
JS: “Well for a couple of losers, they seem to be doing very well for themselves as the referee hands them their newly won Tag Team Title belts and they celebrate in the ring together.”
BH: “Well this next match is right up my ally, a Show or Go Match for some of the ham and eggers we have in the locker room who have been trying to get a free ride on eHw’s dollar.”
JS: “I don’t know if I’d say that, but this is a match that I believe will bring the best out of these three competitors.”
BH: “And if it doesn’t, they’re out on their ass.”
**The cameras go back to the ring where The Rock is already in the ring and ring crew is finishing it’s clean up for the previous match. As ring crew is getting everything to the back Randy Orton’s music comes on and pyros illuminate the entryway as Orton walks through the curtain to a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd. Orton poses at the head of the entryway with the pyros going off behind him then makes his way down to the ring. Orton slides into the ring, walks over to the near right corner of the ring, and poses for the fans again getting a mix of cheers and boos as his music fades, and the lights go dark. “The Game” by Motorhead plays and the lights in the arena flash multiple dark colors and Triple H walks through the curtain and stands at the head of the entryway to nothing but boos from the crowd. Triple H pours a bottle of water on his head, chucks it into the crowd, and makes his way down to the ring with a determined look on his face. Triple H walks up the ring steps of the near left corner of the ring, and stands in the middle of the ring apron of the near side of the ring. Triple H looks around the arena, then looks up, and spits water into the air while flexing his muscles. Triple H gets into the ring, walks over to the far right corner of the ring, and poses for the cameras while taunting some of the fans in the arena. Triple H gets down as the music fades, the lights come back on, and the match begins.**
All three men circle the ring for a few seconds, Triple H tries to convince Rock to team up with him and go after Orton. Rock refuses and gives Triple H the sign to just bring it. Triple H then walks over towards Orton and tries to convince him to team up against Rock. Orton looks at Triple H, then looks at Rock, then looks back at Triple H. . .and nods his head. Orton and Triple H then charge and double clothesline Rock taking him down to the mat. Triple H and Orton get Rock down to the mat and stomp on his entire body repeatedly with Triple H stomping the upper half and Orton focuses on the lower. Triple H picks Rock up puts him in a full nelson. Orton punches Rock a few times in his midsection and face then Triple H gives him a full nelson slam. Triple H gets up and taunts Rock for a few seconds, then picks him up, keeps him bent over, and gives him the Pedigree!! Triple H points at Orton then starts to pick Rock up to his feet. Triple H gets Rock up and holds him up as Orton bounces off the ropes, runs at Rock, and hits him with the R K O!! Triple H rolls Rock over on his back and covers him, 1...2...3! The Rock is eliminated!
JS: “The Rock is eliminated from this match and from eHw. But the bigger story here is a possible reunion between Randy Orton and Triple H. Are we seeing the return of Evolution?”
Right as Joey Styles finishes speaking Orton and Triple H roll Rock out of the ring, then get into a fist fight, each man swinging back and forth and striking the other with hard shots to their heads. Triple H gets the upper hand, he hits Orton with an uppercut, then gives up a hanging vertical suplex. Triple H gets up walks back and leans against the far left corner of the ring which is the corner closest to where Orton is positioned. Triple H leans back, crotch chops Orton, then comes out of the corner, and knee drops Orton across his forehead. Orton clutches at his face and rolls away from Triple H but Triple H stops him and picks Orton up to his feet. Triple H whips Orton off the ropes and goes to give him a spinebuster, but Orton pushes off Triple H’s shoulders to get up and land behind him. Orton quickly grabs Triple H and gives him an Inverted Backbreaker! Both men are down as Orton rolls to the ropes and uses them to help get himself back up to his feet, while Triple H slowly gets up in the middle of the ring favoring his back. Orton bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Triple H on the side of his head knocking him back down and towards the far right corner of the ring. Orton gets up to his feet, walks over to the far right corner of the ring, and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Orton waits for Triple H to get back up to his feet and when he does Orton leaps and hits Triple H with a Frog Cross Body Splash that takes Triple H down to the mat and allows Orton to make a cover, 1...2..NO! Triple H kicks out and pushes Orton off of him. Both men get up to their feet, Orton grabs Triple H and whips him off the ropes. Orton goes for a clothesline but Triple H ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes, and nails Orton with a High Knee to the Face. Orton is knocked back and off the ropes, as he bounces back towards Triple H, Triple H kicks Orton in the stomach and sets him up for the Pedigree. But as he is hooking Orton’s arms Orton pulls his arms back down and gives Triple H a back body drop. Triple H gets up to his feet again favoring his back and when he gets up to his feet Orton goes for the R K O, but Triple H pushes Orton off of him. Orton charges back after Triple H but Triple H grabs Orton and gives him a spinebuster. Both men are slow to get up to their feet. Orton gets up crouched over and favoring his back, Triple H gets up, sees this and moves in. Triple H grabs Orton to give him the Pedigree but as soon as he lays a hand on him Orton grabs Triple H and nails him with the R K O!! Orton makes a cover, 1.…2...3! Randy Orton wins!
JS: “Randy Orton hit’s the RKO out of nowhere and picks up a win over Triple H. What an exchange he and Triple H had in the ring.”
BH: “Well unlike The Rock, Triple H put forth an effort in this match, he’ll be back to fight another day. Never count out The Game, but for now it is Randy Orton is putting eHw on notice that not only did he show in this match, but he showed that he very well could be the next great athlete to turn eHw on it’s head.”
**As Triple H leaves the ring, ten members of ring crew starts setting up and stacking tables in the ring. At the end of the entryway aisle, the rest of ring crew as well as local construction workers bring out scaffolding to lead up to the scaffold hanging above the ring.**
JS: “Our next match is definitely going to turn some heads, because our next match is the Old School Scaffold Match for the eHw Deathmatch Title.”
BH: “What makes his match so quote unquote old school grease ball?”
JS: “I’m glad you asked Brain. Where as eHw’s scaffolds are usually secured with steel beams attached to the top of the arena, this scaffold is set up only with steel chain. Now although the chain has been reinforced so that there is absolutely no chance the scaffold will fall, the scaffold will swing back and forth with each movement of the two men on top of the scaffold.”
BH: “Well this is the first scaffold match I’ve seen here in eHw. I’ve seen scaffold matches before and that is how the scaffolding is usually set up.”
JS: “That swinging scaffold is set up twenty feet above the ring and the only way to win is to throw your opponent off the scaffold, through the I don’t even know how many tables from the ring, leading up to it.”
**Ring crew finishes setting up the tables in the ring and connects the scaffolding to the swinging scaffold above the ring as “Basic Thuganomics” hit’s and the crowd begins cheering. John Cena and Torrie Wilson walk through the curtain and the crowd cheers even louder as Cena throws up a W with his arms. Cena takes off his hat, throwback jersey, and steel chain and gives them to Torrie who walks back through the curtain. Cena makes his way to the scaffold and climbs up it all the way to the top. Cena steps onto the swinging scaffold, walks to the middle, and again throws up the W getting even more cheers from the crowd. The lights in the arena begin flickering as Cena’s music fades and “Seek and Destroy” by Metallica begins playing. The crowd continues to cheer as Sting walks through the curtain with his trench coat on and his black baseball bat in hand. Sting walks up to the scaffolding and slaps the baseball bat on the palm of his hand a few times, making Cena wait with anticipation. Sting finally tosses the bat aside, takes off his trench coat, and climbs up the scaffolding to the top. The music stops playing and the bell rings as Sting steps onto the swinging scaffolding the match officially begins.**
Sting and Cena carefully make their way towards each other, but as Cena goes to punch Sting, Sting quickly side chops Cena on the right side of his neck. Cena falls back a few steps and drops down on his ass to avoid falling over a side of the scaffolding. Sting makes his way over towards Cena but when Sting bends down to pick Cena up Cena kicks Sting right in the face. Sting falls backwards and grabs onto one of the chains attached to the top of the arena to avoid falling over. Cena carefully gets up to his feet, he spins Sting around, and gives him a DDT. Cena tries to roll Sting over the side, but Sting is still next to the steel chain, and he grabs a hold of it to avoid spilling over. Cena gives up trying to push him after a few seconds and gets up to his feet. Sting starts to get up but Cena pulls him up by his top and attempts to give him a Spin Out Powerbomb but Sting rakes Cena’s eyes as he is up in the air and swings behind him. Sting lands and falls into the middle chain connecting to the top of the arena again to gain his balance. Cena crouches down and clutches his eyes. Sting turns to face Cena, picks him up to his feet by his hair, and sets him up for the Scorpion Death Drop but as he gets him bent back, Cena elbows Sting in his stomach several times until Sting drops Cena and favors his stomach. Cena carefully gets up to his feet as the scaffolding continues to lightly swing back and forth. Cena picks Sting up in a fireman’s carry and sets him up for the FU but Sting again rakes Cena’s eyes and gets down behind him. Sting bends Cena backwards and gives him the Scorpion Death Drop!! Sting slowly and carefully gets up to his feet to make sure he does fall off. Sting tries pulling Cena up to his feet, but Cena is dead weight. Sting sees that Cena has a cut on the back of his head after it smacked against the scaffold via the Scorpion Death Drop. Sting pulls Cena up so he is on his knees, then starts pushing him back but as he does Cena grabs Sting by his top and pulls him back and over the edge of the scaffold! Sting goes over the edge but grabs onto the edge of the wooden beams the scaffold is bolted to. Sting is over the edge of the scaffold and Cena believes he has won the match as he holds both his arms up in victory. Sting uses his vast upper body strength to pull himself up and grabs a hold of the near left support chain. Sting pulls himself back up on the scaffold as Cena is celebrating the victory he thinks he has. Cena is throwing up the W as Sting sneaks up behind him. Sting spins Cena around but when he spins around Cena bends down, picks Sting up in a fireman’s carry, and gives Sting the F U over off the scaffold and crashing through over half a dozen tables and down to the ring!!!! John Cena wins!
JS: “OOOHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOODD!!! John Cena just FU’d Sting off the scaffold though about nine or ten tables!! Sting might be dead in the middle of all of that rubble!” BH: “I can’t believe Sting was able to hang on the first time. I’ve never even heard of something like that being done before. It showed Sting’s incredible will to win and his incredible body strength. I knew he had both in him, especially after seeing some of the wars he’s had with Ric Flair and Vader but that was just unbelievable.”
JS: “And in all of this we have a NEW eHw Deathmatch Champion! John Cena who was scheduled to fight for the title at Sanitarium back in August, finally got his shot here tonight, and in remarkable fashion has become the eHw Deathmatch Champion! Our congratulations go to the Doctor of Thuganomics.”
**As medics tend to Sting in the ring and carry him out of the arena on a stretcher, and while ring crew and construction works clear the tables and scaffolding, Shelton Benjamin, Torrie Wilson, Chris Benoit, and Arn Anderson run out through the curtain to congratulate Cena as he is handed the eHw Deathmatch Title belt after getting down from the scaffolding. Cena hugs Torrie and high fives Benjamin, Benoit, and Anderson as the Rabid Lifers celebrate the huge victory. Cena holds up the belt and he and the rest of the stable make their way back through the curtain as ring crew finishes their clean up.**
JS: “Our next match is a true clash in styles as the man who made hardcore wrestling famous, Shane Douglas goes against a king of the eighties The Ultimate Warrior. Shane Douglas is coming off a loss in the Walk the Plank Three Way Dance at Redemption and Ultimate Warrior is in his first match in eHw since springtime. It will be interesting to see who comes out on top here tonight.”
**Ring crew isn’t quite finished cleaning up the ring but as they are still cleaning the music of The Ultimate Warrior is heard and the Warrior walks through the curtain. The crowd gets up and cheers as the Warrior starts running in place and prepares to run down to the ring in his traditional fashion. But before he can start running he is three florescent light tubes taped together are broken over his back and the Warrior hit’s the floor hard. The cameras look down at him then look up and reveal it is Mike Awesome who attacked him!**
JS: “Mike Awesome?! The Career Killer is back in eHw!!”
Awesome picks up the now bloodied Warrior and puts his head between his legs. Awesome points down to the floor in front of the head of the entryway and the crowd begins both cheering and booing. Awesome picks Warrior up and gives him a Running Awesome Bomb off the head of the entryway!!! Warrior lands directly on the concrete floor causing the entire crowd to gasp in horror of what they’ve just seen.
JS: “OH MY GOD! That is a four or five foot drop, the Warrior just took a five foot drop on the unforgiving concrete floor of the arena!!”
BH: “He landed so hard he may have landed back in Nineteen Eighty Nine when he was relevant in the wrestling business.”
JS: “Awesome isn’t that strong, I mean . . .that is just uncalled for Brain. Just uncalled for, have a heart.”
**Medics quickly attend to The Ultimate Warrior as he shows absolutely no signs of movement. Awesome stands at the head of the entryway looking down at Warrior with a smile on his face. Awesome holds his arms up above his head as the crowd emphatically boos him. Awesome starts laughing when hears the boos of the crowd and walks back through the curtain.**
JS: “Well I guess this means we aren’t going to have our match between The Ultimate Warrior and Shane Douglas. Where is Shane Douglas anyway?”
BH: “If he’s smart he’s in his rental car on his way back to the hotel room so he can get ready for a night on the town with me later. We’re gonna paint this green city of Boston red tonight, whooooo!!”
JS: “Easy there, we’re in Boston, not Charlotte. I guess this means our next match is going to be our main event match of the night. Tonight’s main event is going to be a unique type of match, and is for the Intercontinental Title. It is going to be a ladder match, with weapons hanging from the near left and far right corners of the ring, and the near left and far right corners of the ring will be wrapped and covered with barbed wire.”
BH: “I still can’t believe it was Scott Steiner who came up with this match type. This sounds like something Kane’s demented cousin whose been locked up all his life would think of. It shows the mindset of Scott Steiner, putting his body and title in this kind of jeopardy when he doesn’t have to.”
JS: “Scott Steiner is out to prove that he is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time by not just being the greatest pure wrestler to hold the belt, but also the most hardcore one as well. Tonight is his chance to stake his claim as the Monster of eHw and to knock one of eHw’s greatest legends off is pedestal and become the new eHw Intercontinental Champion."
**While Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan have been talking ring crew has attached poles to the far left and near right corners of the ring. The near right corner has a steel pipe hanging from it and the far left corner has a barbed wire 2x4 hanging from it. Ring crew thoroughly wraps the near left and far right corners with barbed wire and the barbed wire sticks about two feet off the turnbuckle as well. A twelve foot high ladder is set up in the middle of the ring under the suspension cable where the title belt will be hanged from. Michael Buffer gets into the ring as the bell sounds.**
Michael Buffer: “LLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time, for the main event of the evening. This will be a first ever ladder, weapons hanging from poles, corners wrapped in barbed wire match for the extreme HARDCORE wrestling Intercontinental Championship of the World. Are you ready?! Hardcore wrestling fans, ARE YOU RRRRREADY?! Then, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentlemen, LLLLEEETTTT’SSSS GET RRRREAAADDDDDDYYY TO RRRRRUUUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLLEE!!!!”
**The lights in the arena go red, then fire shoots up from the floor of the entryway as “Slow Chemical” by Finger Eleven plays and Kane walks through the curtain and makes his way to the ring.**
Michael Buffer: “First coming to the ring the challenger, wearing black trimmed with red. He stands seven feet tall and weighs in at three hundred and twenty six pounds. He is a man that strikes fear into the hearts of all of his opponents with his satanic demeanor and even darker attitude. Since being unmasked over a year ago he has left nothing but death and destruction wherever he has gone and tonight seeks his first singles title in his eHw career. Ladies and gentlemen he is the Big Red Machine, the Demon of eHw, the Master of the Tombstone Piledriver, THIS IS KKAAAAAANNNNEEEEEE!!!!”
**Kane gets into the ring, raises his arms above his head, and when he drops them down fire shoots up from the four corner posts of the ring. The lights in the arena go back to their normal illumination as Kane’s music stops playing and “Holla If You Hear Me” is heard. Scott Steiner walks through the curtain, flexes at the head of the entryway, and makes his way down to the ring.**
Michael Buffer: “And now coming to the ring, the champion. He stands six feet two inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and seventy pounds. He‘s known the world over for only caring about two things, his freaks and his peaks. Tonight he undoubtedly faces his toughest challenge in his record five month title reign. Here he is the Big Bad Booty Daddy, the Master of the Steiner Recliner, the extreme HARDCORE wrestling Intercontinental Champion of the WWWOOORRRLLLLDDDD!!! Big Poppa Pump, Scott SSSTEEIIIIINNEERRRRRR!!!!”
**Steiner gets in the ring, drops down to his knees in the center of the ring, and flexes his huge muscles as Buffer finishes introducing him and leaves the ring. Steiner gets up, takes off his IC Title belt, and hands it to the referee. The referee climbs up to the top of the ladder and hangs it on the suspension cable which is attached to the bottom of the scaffold which is hanging above the ring. The referee gets down off the ladder and the match gets underway.**
Steiner and Kane circle the ring for a few seconds, then each quickly go after the ladder. Both men grab opposite sides of the ladder and start jockeying for position with it. Both men pull at the ladder until Kane stops pulling and pushes the ladder into Steiner. Kane keeps pushing Steiner towards the far right corner of the ring but right before Steiner is about to be pushed into the barbed wire Steiner starts pushing the ladder back at Kane and stops his momentum. Kane pushes as hard as he can on the ladder trying to sandwich Steiner between the ladder and the barbed wire wrapped corner. Steiner gains some advantage and pushes himself away from the corner then pulls the ladder, lets go of it, grabs Kane as his momentum carries him towards Steiner, gets behind Kane, and gives him a belly to back suplex. Steiner rolls over and gets up to his feet and as he does Kane sits up and gets up to his feet. Steiner turns around to find Kane waiting for him. Kane grabs Steiner by the throat with both of his hands, picks him up into the air, walks him over towards the near left corner, and throws Steiner back first into the barbed wire wrapped corner! Steiner falls forward out of the corner right after hitting it and blood starts to trickle out of a few small cuts on his back. Kane smiles at the site of the blood then walks towards the near right corner of the ring and starts climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Kane slowly climbs up to the top ropes as he has a hard time keeping his balance on the ropes at first but he gets up and grabs a hold of the barbed wire 2x4. Kane tugs at the barbed wire 2x4 for a few seconds and pulls it off the string it’s attached to. While Kane is doing this Steiner has gotten back up to his feet and as Kane is climbing down Steiner charges and clotheslines Kane across his back. Kane drops the barbed wire 2x4 over the ropes and on the ring apron. Steiner grabs Kane by the back of his neck and repeatedly smashes Kane’ face onto the top turnbuckle. Steiner walks over to the far right corner of the ring, grabs the ladder, folds it, and lays it down in front of the near right corner of the ring behind Kane. Steiner gets out of the ring and onto the ring apron, then climbs up to the top turnbuckle in front of Kane. Steiner grabs Kane’s arms and stands him up on the second turnbuckle. Steiner makes sure he has his balance then picks Kane up and gives him a Double Armed Suplex into a Powerbomb off the top rope onto the ladder!! Kane thrives in pain and rolls off the ladder onto his back as Steiner flexes his bicep and points to some fans in the front row holding up Big Poppa Pump signs. Steiner picks up the ladder, sets it up in the middle of the ring, and starts climbing it. Steiner gets to about the third step when Kane sits up, rolls over, and gets up to his feet. Kane runs off the ropes and Big Boots the ladder knocking it over and sending Steiner flying off the ladder and landing throat first on the top rope of the far side of the ring.
JS: “I can’t believe Kane sat up so quickly after taking that Steiner Bomb on the ladder from the top rope. If Scott Steiner can’t keep Kane down with that move, I don’t know if he’ll be able to keep him down at all.”
BH: “Steiner can’t keep Kane down. Kane is a machine, a big red machine, and tonight he is going to become the big red intercontinental machine.”
Kane grabs the ladder, folds it, and sets it up diagonally against the top rope of the far side of the ring. Kane picks Steiner up to his feet, picks him up in a gorilla press, and gorilla press side slams Steiner onto the ladder! Kane then walks over to the near right corner of the ring, bends down, and grabs the barbed wire 2x4 that he dropped onto the ring apron. Kane holds the barbed wire 2x4 high in the air and waits for Steiner to get up to his feet. Steiner who is favoring his back, very slowly gets up to his feet and when he does Kane swings, and strikes Steiner in the stomach with the barbed wire 2x4. Steiner bends down in pain and when he does Kane hits Steiner across his back with the barbed wire 2x4 and rakes the barbed wire back and forth across Steiner’s back! Steiner yells in pain as Kane continuous to rake the barbed wire across his back until Steiner falls flat on his stomach onto the mat. Kane laughs in enjoyment as long cuts cover almost 3/5’s of Steiner’s back. Kane lays the barbed wire 2x4 down in the middle of the ring and slowly picks Steiner up to his feet. Kane walks Steiner to the middle of the ring, then grabs Steiner’s throat with his right hand. Kane points up to the sky then lifts Steiner up for a Chokeslam but when he lifts him up Steiner kicks Kane in the groin. Kane immediately lets go of Steiner and bends down in pain. Steiner lands on his feet, grabs Kane, and gives him the Flatliner on the barbed wire 2x4!! Both men are down on the mat and neither shows immediate signs of movement. Steiner rolls over on his stomach and starts crawling towards the far left corner of the ring. Steiner grabs a hold of the middle turnbuckle, pulls himself up to his feet, and starts climbing to the top rope. Kane rolls over on his back and slowly sits ups up and shows his bloodied face. Kane slowly gets up and as he does Steiner pulls down the lead pipe and slowly gets down off the top turnbuckle. Kane makes his way over towards Steiner who has his back to him. Steiner looks back and when he sees Kane is about a foot away from him he spins around and nails Kane right between the eyes with the lead pipe! Kane is knocked down and apparently out. Steiner drops the pipe and walks towards the ladder. As Steiner gets the ladder in his heads and lifts it up, Kane sits up and again gets up to his despite his entire face now completely covered in blood. Steiner turns to set up the ladder but when he does Kane runs off the ropes and hit’s a Big Boot on the ladder knocking it into Steiner’s face! Steiner and the ladder go down as Kane falls back and leans against the ropes to catch his breath. After a couple of seconds Kane walks over and picks up the ladder. Kane opens up the ladder, sets it up under the belt, and starts climbing. Kane gets up to the third step when Steiner crawls to the other side of the ladder, and begins climbing himself. Kane gets near the top of the ladder and starts reaching for the belt, only his finger tips touch the belt, so he moves up another step. Kane reaches up for the belt again but when he does Steiner gets up just one step under him and punches him in the chest. Kane bends down and leans against the top of the ladder taking deep breaths as Steiner steps up even with Kane on the ladder and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Steiner attempts to pulls Kane up but Kane doesn’t budge. Steiner pulls again but Kane again doesn’t budge. Steiner lets go and goes to punch Kane again but Kane grabs Steiner’s fist in mid swing with his left hand, and grabs Steiner by the throat with his right. Kane throws Steiner’s right arm over his shoulder, positions himself, and gives Steiner a Chokeslam off the side of the ladder!!
JS: “OOOHHH MMYY GODDD!!!! Kane just chokeslammed Steiner off the top of that ladder! Steiner’s back has already been ripped up, that might be enough to put him away.”
BH: “Kane landed hard on the mat to though, c’mon Kane, get up, it’s yours for the taking.”
Kane gets up to his feet but is visibly dizzy and has to take a few seconds to wipe the blood out of his eyes. Steiner doesn’t move at all while Kane is doing this, Kane looks to see is Steiner is moving but when he sees nothing, he starts slowly climbing the ladder. After climbing about four steps Kane has to again wipe the blood out of his eyes, after he does he continues to climb. Steiner looks up from the mat and sees Kane is within a foot of the title. Steiner doesn’t move at all, since he is close enough to the ladder he puts one foot on each side of the ladder, and just pushes as hard as he can. As Kane gets a grip on the title the ladder is pushed out from under him and Kane goes flying and is crotched on the top rope of the near side of the ring. Kane thrives in pain and fall off the ropes and to the mat. Steiner very very slowly gets up to his feet favoring his back which is almost completely covered in blood. Blood stains 1/5 of the ring as Steiner pulls himself up to his feet. Kane slowly sits up and uses the ropes to help him get up to his feet as well. Steiner bends down and picks up the led pipe, but when he gets back up Kane is right in front of him. Kane again grabs Steiner by the throat with his right arm but when he does Steiner pulls his right arm up, swings down with it, and cracks Kane on his arm with the lead pipe! Kane yells in pain and favors his arm as Steiner wraps him up and gives him a Spinning Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Steiner takes his time getting up to his feet, but as soon as he does Kane sits up and gets up as quick as he did in the beginning of the match. A look of disbelief comes over Steiner’s face as he sees Kane on his feet and walking towards him. Steiner charges Kane wraps his arms around him, and runs Kane all the way into the near left corner of the ring which is wrapped in barbed wire! Kane leans back into the barbed wire and yells in pain as blood starts coming out of his mouth. Steiner pulls Kane out of the corner and gives him the Steiner Screwdriver!! The crowd pops huge as Steiner hits the move, rolls over, and does three push ups. Steiner gets up to his feet, pulls the ladder off the near ropes, and sets it up in the middle of the ring under the belt. Steiner slowly starts climbing the ladder but as he gets to the fourth step somehow Kane sits up with a look of demonic rage on his face. Kane wipes the blood out of his eyes and gets up to his feet as Steiner gets his fingertips on the belt. Kane stands on the first step then turns and leans his back on the ladder while grabbing Steiner’s legs. Kane moves up to the second step to get his head between Steiner’s legs. Steiner punches Kane in the forehead repeatedly but as he does Kane leans forward and Powerbombs Steiner off the ladder!! Kane gets up to his feet but then falls back down to his knees and then down to all fours as the blood loss and damage to the head and neck seem to set in. Kane takes a few moments to catch his breath and gain his balance as he gets up to his feet. Kane folds the ladder up and lays it in the middle of the ring. Kane takes the barbed wire 2x4 and puts it on top of the ladder, then walks over to Scott Steiner. Kane drags Steiner over towards the ladder and picks him up to his feet. Kane picks Steiner up over his shoulder and sets him up for the Tombstone Piledriver. Kane positions himself over the ladder and barbed wire 2x4 but before he can hit the move Steiner crawls up and falls behind Kane to escape the move. Steiner lands behind Kane, lunges over, and grabs the lead pipe. Kane turns around, Steiner pushes himself up to his feet, and jams the end of the led pipe into Kane’s stomach. Steiner puts Kane in a side headlock and bulldogs him on the barbed wire 2x4 and ladder! Kane lands stomach first on the barbed wire 2x4 and ladder and as soon as he does Steiner crawls back over to the led pipe and picks it up. Steiner picks up the pipe, gets up to his feet, and walks over to Kane. Steiner stands over Kane, bends over, picks Kane’s head up, puts the lead pipe around his throat with both hands, and applies the Steiner Recliner with the lead pipe on top of the barbed wire 2x4 and ladder!!! Kane yells in pain as Steiner just leans back to apply as much pressure as he can. Steiner keeps the hold applied until Kane passes out from the pain and goes limp. Steiner finally lets go of the hold and drops the pipe. Steiner then rolls Kane off the ladder, tosses the barbed wire 2x4 out of the ring, and picks up the ladder. Steiner opens up the ladder and places it over Kane’s body. Steiner slowly climbs up the ladder looking down to make sure Kane isn’t sitting up. Steiner climbs up to the second to last step of the ladder, grabs the belt, and pulls it down! Scott Steiner wins!
JS: “Scott Steiner wins! In undoubtedly the most violent Intercontinental Title match in eHw history Scott Steiner has retained the Intercontinental Title and keeps his record shattering five month title reign going!”
BH: “He choked Kane out. He literally put him in the Steiner Recliner with that lead pipe and choked him until he was unconscious. He saw that the only way to win was to incapacitate the big red machine, and he did it. Some people might not have the stomach to do that, but Steiner did, and that is why he is standing on top of the ladder holding the belt and everyone else, is everyone else.”
JS: “What a night of action we have seen here tonight. We saw three hard fought title matches, we have a new Deathmatch Champion and new Tag Team Champions. We saw the return of Mike Awesome and saw Randy Orton step up to the plate as the new young gun of eHw. And at the top of all of them is the eHw Intercontinental Champion, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner who overcame one of the toughest challenges of his career tonight to retain his title. From the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts this is Joey Styles for Bobby the Brain Heenan saying, goodnight.”
**eHw Suicide goes off the air as the screen fades with Scott Steiner standing on top of the ladder holding up the Intercontinental Title.**