**Lots of pyros go off all over the arena as Joel Gertner and Jim Ross make their way to the ring to do play by play for the show that is beginning.**

JR: "Welcome everyone to EHW eXtreme PAIN!!! We are bringing you this pay per view event tonight from the Orena in Orland, Florida! I am Jim Ross and I am about to have my mic taken away. . "

JG: "By none other than the Quitessential Studdmuffin. Joel 'I always win the bedroom battle.........I kick it like a cowboy; I slaughter 'em like cattle...........and a Studmuffin never kisses and tells, so I would never tattle.....but last night, your mom did some pretty outrageous things with a pacifier and a rattle. But I'm not just her babysitter, I'm also her powerhitter, the lyrical miracle, and the sexual intellectual!' Gertner."

JR: "Well, I see you took time away from your diet to write that line."

JG: "Well at least it didn't take me as long to write my line, like it did your barbacue sauce to hit store shelves."

JR: "Watch Gertner, you're pushin' it."

JG: "Well just this mourning I had to push your wife out of my bed because I wouldn't let her give him a good mourning kiss with her mourning breathe."

JR: "Lucky for you we have a full show tonight so I don't have time to throw you in that ring and whip your fat ass. Folks, tonight EHW presents eXtreme Pain and believe me that is what you'll see, and be glad you're not feeling."

**As JR finishes speaking, EHW President and Owner Paul Heyman walks out to the ring toa mixed reaction from the fans. Heyman stops in the middle of the entryway and begins to talk.**

Paul E: "I can't help but think in the last few months EHW has softened up a little bit. And by taking a look at all of these new Hardcore efeds I know we have gotten soft. So tonight, EHW is going to earn it's name again. Tonight eXtreme PAIN will mean just that for the wrestlers tonight, so I will up the anty if EVERY GOD DAMN MATCH TONIGHT!! I take EHW to the Xtreme tonight and it will be a night NO ONE will ever forget!"

**Paul E finishes talking and runs to the back as ring crew prepares the ring and ringside for the first match.**

JR: "Wow, what did the boss mean by that?"

JG: "Who cares he is all talk. Him and the owner of Dunkin' Donuts probably had a fight and he is just venting that is all."

JR: "I hope you're right because if he is serious that could mean that we will see more than brual action tonight."

JG: "While JR, hopes for the opposite of what you fans want to see. The Main Event Lex Luger is standing by with the lovely good to the last drop Miss Elizabeth."

JG: "Ross, all of this talking is making me think we are in the WWF. So lets get our first match underway before The Rock gets out here promoting his new movie."

**The music of the Wolfpac comes on and Kevin Nash walks out to the ring to a fair reaction from the crowd. Nash gets in the ring and poses for the crowd as the lights go red and Kane's music is heard. The EHW Hardcore Champion makes his way to the ring slowly, Kane gets in the ring, raises his arms above his head, and drops them as fire shoots out of the four corner posts.**

JR: "Ring crew has placed a large casket at ringside. The only way to win this match is to put your opponent in a casket, and light the damn thing on fire."

JG: "This match was just changed today, maybe Paul E. was serious with what he said."

**Kane walks up and looks Kevin Nash right in the eyes, Nash shows a sign of fear but doesn't back off. Nash goes to lock up with Kane but Kane grabs Nash by the throat and tosses him into a corner of the ring. Nash starts to come out of the corner but Kane charges and clotheslines him in the corner of the ring. Kane pulls Nash out of the corner, knees him in the stomach, and puts the big seven footer in and drops him in a gorilla press slam. Kane shows his brut force, but does no show boating and goes right back on the attack. Kane picks Nash up, whips him off the ropes, and gives him a Big Boot to the face of Nash. Kane bounces off the ropes and gives Nash a big leg drop. Kane just stands over Nash and looks down on him as if he were a cruserweight. Kane picks Nash up to his feet, grabs him by the throat, and gives him a One Armed Chokeslam!! Kane makes a throat slitting gesture with his arms, then drags Nash to the outside on top of the very large casket. Kane picks Nash up, and gives him a Tombstone Piledriver on and through the Casket!! The two men way so much that the top of the casket collapses and both men go into the casket, but immediately Kane gets out of the casket unharmed. Kane goes next to the casket and takes the bottle of lighter fluid, he empties the entire bottle all over including the inside of the casket. Kane grabs a blowtorch that was next to the lighter fluid, Kane lights up the blow torch and. . .drops the whole thing in the casket!!! A mini explosion occurs and the casket is engulfed in flames!!! Kane wins.

JR: "Good God Almighty! Get someone out there to put out those flames! There is a human being inside that casket that is completely covered in flames!"

JG: "I can't believe my eyes, Nash may be dead. I agree we need someone down their immediately."

**Medics walk a stretcher out to ringside but as they do "King Nothing" by Metallica plays and Paul Heyman walks back out to the entryway with a mic in hand.**

Paul E: "Hold it! I told you I was going to up the anty here tonight, and this will be my first example of how to do it. Instead of having yet another stretcher match, if the person with the spotlight will show the scaffold that I have had placed above the ring. This is going to be a scaffold match! But since this is EXTREME PAIN! I am going to further up the anty, and the tables below the scaffold with be covered in the THUMBTACKS! Ring crew get to work."

**"King Nothing" comes back on and Paul E. walks away as ring crew starts stacking tables in the ring up to 10 feet below the scaffold.**

JR: "Has Heyman flipped his lid? That could kill somebody!"

JG: "Well, only the strong will survive tonight Ross. And EHW is no place for the weak."

**Ring crew stacks up more than a total of twenty tables going up and across. Boxes of thumbtacks are dumped on the tables and each and every one has no less than a hundred thumbtacks on it. The ones on top have no less than a thousand. Lex Luger's music comes on and The Total Package walks out to the ring with Elizabeth. Luger climbs up to the scaffold, walks to the middle, and flexes and poses for the crowd but receives nothing but boos. "The Zoo" by Bruce Dickenson plays and the EHW TV Champion comes out to the ring to a huge pop from the fans. Awesome throws the referee the title belt and quickly climbs up the ladder up to the scaffold and goes right after Luger.**

Awesome goes at Luger who starts backing off making sure he can hold onto one of the support beams that are attatched to the ceiling. Luger runs out of scaffold as Awesome shows no signs of reverse. Luger begs off and when Awesome gets close enough Luger kicks Awesome right in the stomach. Luger suckered Awesome in, and then Luger clotheslines Awesome down and Awesome hits the scaffolding very hard. Luger taunts Awesome while he is down, he grabs onto a support beam and stomps on Awesome. Awesome starts getting up to his feet not needing a support beam due to his experience in scaffold matches he had while in Japan. Awesome gets up to his feet, Luger goes for another clothesline but Awesome ducks and gives Luger a Chestbreaker. Awesome starts to roll Luger off the scaffold onto the thumbtack covered tables, he gets him on the edge but Luger punches Awesome right in the nose and pushes him away. Awesome starts bleeding from the nose and a bruise starts to form. Luger rolls over and slowly gets up to his feet making sure to keep his balance. Awesome charges and Luger gives him a Powerslam.

JG: "Ross how the hell can they do all of these moves up there?"

JR: "For once a good question. The scaffolding in EHW is just a little bit wider than normal wrestling scaffolds are so that more action can take place before the usual abrupt end to the match."

Luger gets up and slides himself away from Awesome starting to catch his breath. Luger picks Awesome up to his knees and signals for the end of the match. Luger tries to throw him off the scaffold but Awesome grabs ahold of Luger's leg so Luger lets up, but takes a shot at Awesome's broken nose. Luger bangs on his forearm signalling for the Bionic Forearm! Luger charges and leaps but Awesome ducks and Luger goes flying off of the scaffold!! But, Luger grabs one of the support beams and hangs on for dear life. Awesome doesn't realize that Luger is holding on. Awesome starts celebrating as Luger pulls himself back on the scaffold. Luger gets up as Awesome turns around. Awesome lunges foreward and headbutts Luger in the stomach. Awesome gets up and sets Luger up for an Awesome Bomb. Awesome lifts Luger up but Luger slides down the sweaty back of Awesome. Luger gets down and immediately grabs Awesome and locks him in the Torture Rack!! Luger spins around and locks in the hold as Awesome yells out in pain. Luger takes a few steps toward the edge and. . .DUMPS AWESOME OFF THE SCAFFOLD THROUGH TWENTY FEETS WORTH OF THUMBTACK COVERED TABLES!!! Lex Luger wins the TV Title!

JG: "Holy Shit Ross! Awesome's skin color has gone from a tan, to pure silver and red!"

JR: "Holy Shit is right Gertner! Awesome is completely covered in thumbtacks!! We need to reserve an entire floor's worth of hospital beds before this night is over."

JG: "I think it is safe to say that Mike Awesome is feeling EXTREME PAIN!"

JR: "You can say that again, but don't you bother me."

**The ring is cleared and cleaned of all of the table pieces and the thumbtacks are cleaned and vacumed by EHW's great ring crew.**

JR: "I wonder how much they make?"

JG: "Ring crew? More than us."

JR: "What? Are you serious?!"

JG: "Yeah, you are so busy writting your Ross Report that you didn't get the memo about ring crew's pay raise."

JR: "Hmm, I am in the wrong profession."

JG: "Yep, but the world has enough professional taste testers."

JR: "Forget that! Here comes the Game!"

(A chorus of boos goes up in the arena as It`s All About The Game begins to play. A few moments later Triple H walks out from the back of the arena with his arm around Stephanies shoulder and a bottle of water in the other hand.

As he walks Triple H pours some of the water over his face.Once at the ring both Helmsleys go their seperate ways as Stephanie gets a microphone and waits in the ring while Triple H climbs on the apron and does is usual spiel with the water.Once that is done Triple H enters the ring and takes the microphone off Stephanie. Triple H glares at the crowd for a few moments before begining to speak.)

Triple H:Austin you dumb son of a bitch.You send your damn little notes out here threatening me.threatening my wife.Just who the hell do you think are?What makes you think you have the right to touch my wife and get away with it.You see Austin nobody,but nobody touchs my wife and gets the hell away with it.Nobody Austin,and if you doubt me just look at what i did to Storm.I kicked his canadian ass from one side of the ring to the other.Austin later tonight you and me for the last time.Later tonight i will end your career.I will cripple you.Later tonight Austin you will find out why the hell JR calls me a cerebral assasin.Why i am the game.Why i am just that damn good,but most of all Austin you`ll learn that playtimes over.

(Triple H throws the microphone away and leaves the ring with Stephanie to a chorus of boos as his music plays.)

**A dumpster filled with weapons is wheeled to the ring as "Come Out and Play" by The Offspring hits. Raven and Kanyon make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the fans. Raven gets in the ring and sits in a corner of the ring while Kanyon poses for the cameras. Test's music is heard as the lights go gold and green as X-Pac and Test go to the ring. The Tag Team Champions get in the ring and they pose for the crowd and get a big positive reaction from the crowd.**

Kanyon and Test start off in the ring but before they can lock up Raven gets off the apron and goes to the outside. Raven opens up the dumpster and throws two garbage cans filled with weaposn in the ring spilling them all over the ring. Raven also throws a step ladder in the ring, an ironing board, and another garbage can with just the lid inside of it. Test looks at all the weapons around the ring laughing, Test picks up a kitchen sink out of the piles and nails Kanyon with it! Kanyon does an involuntary back flip after being hit by Test. Test drops the kitchen sink and picks up a garbage can, Kanyon gets up on his knees and Test hits him with the garbage can several times. Test tags in X-Pac, X-Pac gets in the ring as Test whips Kanyon off the ropes and X-Pac hits a spinning back kick on Kanyon knocking him down. X-Pac starts to celebrate until Raven gets in the ring, Raven grabs a stop sign and nails X-Pac from behind with it. The ref tries to get Raven out but Raven hits the ref with the stop sign. Test gets in the ring, picks up a chair and throws it at Raven. Raven catches the chair and Test gives him a Big Foot to Raven's face with the chair. Test poses in the center of the ring as the fans start cheering but Kanyon sneaks up from behind and lifts Test up on his shoulders. Kanyon as Test up on his shoulders and drops him down in a sitdown modified face buster on the an ironing board! Kanyon stuggles to get up to his feet but his partner Raven doesn't. Raven gets up, he picks up X-Pac whips him into the turnbuckle and clotheslines him in the corner, but Raven holds onto X-Pac and brings him out of the corner with running bulldog on a garbage can flatining it! Kanyon and Raven stand in the ring and both make crucifixes with their arms. But while they are posing, Test gets up with a guitar in hand. Kanyon turns around and Test smashes the guitar on his head! Kanyon is knocked out and falls out of the ring. Raven charges Test but Test drops and punches Raven in his heart. Raven stops dead in his tracks as Test sets him up and gives him the Gravity Digger!! Test drags Raven near a corner close to the entryway by the dumpster. Test climbs up to the top rope of the corner where he dragged Raven. Kanyon on the outside of the ring opens up the dumpster reveiling that the contents of the dumpster is nothing but barb and razor wire! But X-Pac gets up and does a suicide dive through the ropes to the outside on Kanyon. But X-Pac hits the ropes and in effect crouches his partner on the top rope. Raven back in the ring opens up the ironing board places it where he was laying on the mat and then climbs up to the top rope. Raven puts Test's head in a headlock and goes for an Evenflow off the top rope but Test punches Raven in his ribs several times and then takes a few shots at Raven in the mouth. Test stands up as Raven steps down to the middle ropes, Test goes to punch Raven again but Ravn low blows Test. Raven takes Test and throws him into the dumpster!! Raven climbs down as X-Pac gets in the ring. X-Pac is across from Raven with the ironing board seperating them. X-Pac kicks Raven in the stomach and attempts a X-Factor but Raven instead counters it and picks X-Pac up for a powerbomb as Kanyon slides in the ring. Raven and Kanyon hit X-Pac with a Neckbomb on the ironing board!! The ironing board folds down the middle as X-Pac's neck goes through it. Raven makes the cover as the ref gets up, 1..2..3 Essence of Chaos wins!

JR: "New Tag Champs! New Tag Champs! New Tag Champs! Essence of Chaos have won the tag titles in brutal fashion."

JG: "Brutal is right. Test went flying into a dumpster filled with barb and razor wire. X-Pac who has a history of neck injuries was neckbombed through and ironing board. If that isn't winning in brutal fashion, I don't know what is."

JR: "Hold on a second! What? Am I hearing this right?"

JG: "Ross what are you talking about?"

JR: "I am getting word that at his parol hearing tonight Scott Steiner former EHW employee escaped from the court and fled away in a stolen car. The authorities are yet to find Scott's location and are telling me that he is unarmed. But why are they telling this to us?"

JG: "Ross, are you dumb or just plain stupid? Big Poppa Pump didn't leave here on good terms at all. Maybe the local swine I mean police think he may come here for some revenge."

JR: "Oh come on! Why in the hell would he do that?'

JG: "Oh I don't know, maybe because his is a. . fucking out of control mad man!!!"

**The dumpster is taken away, and the weapons are all put on the outside of the ring and an explosion board is brought to the ring and placed in the center very carefully. Stone Cold's theme by Disturbed comes on and Steve Austin walks to the ring to the cheers of the fans. Austin gets in the ring and moves the explosion board to a corner of the ring and poses for the crowd and receives a big pop as he does. The lights dim as "Play the Game" by Motorhead plays and Triple H and Stephanie McMahon come out to the ring. As Triple H is walking to the ring Stone Cold jumps out of the ring and attacks Triple H in the entryway.**

Austin hits Triple H with a verage of left and right punches. Triple H is daized and then Austin spins around and hits him with a haymaker punch. Austin doesn't let up one bit, he picks Triple H up to his knees, kicks him in the ribs, and throws him face first into the steel guardrail several times until Triple H starts to bleed from the forehead. Austin backs off a little and when he moves him back in Triple H gives him a legsweep knocking him down. Triple H gets up to his feet and when Austin gets up Triple H charges and gives him a High Knee to the Face. Triple H picks Austin up and gives him a suplex on the arena floor. Triple H gets up, walks around to ringside and grabs a garbage can lid from the weapons that were put out there from the last match. Triple H walks back to Austin in the entryway, he waits for Austin to face him and then hits him over the head with the garbage can lid. Triple H starts to up Austin, but Austin holds Triple H down by his hair and uppercuts him in the jaw. Triple H falls back and Austin gets up to his feet, Austin charges and goes for a clothesline but Triple H steps into Austin and gives him a sidewalk slam into the ringsteps. Triple H rolls in the ring and taunts Austin who is apparently hurt on the outside and is bleeding from the top of his head which appears to be split open. Triple H goes to the outside, picks Austin up and whips him into the steel guardrail, Triple H charges Austin but Austin back body drops Triple H into the front row of fans. Triple H and over ten fans are down on the ring floor as carnage is everywhere. Austin gets up to his feet and notices the bleeding that is taken place as Austin is apparently dizzy from the wound. Austin kicks the ringsteps and picks them up above his head as Triple H gets up behind the guardrail. Austin runs and nails Triple H in the face and jaw with the ringsteps that sends Triple H flying into the second and third row of fans taking them down with him.

JR: "Good God! Triple H is physically taking our fans down with him. We might have a few law suits on our hands. He has now taken out three whole rows of people."

Austin throws the ring steps down, he grabs a steel chair, and climbs over the steel guardrail. Triple H gets up to his feet and Austin hits him over the head with the chair. Triple H starts bleeding heavily from the forehead and mouth. Austin picks Triple H up, and throws him front first into the guardrail. Triple H goes over the guardrail, and climbs into the ring. Austin drops the chair and climbs over the guardrail and gets into the ring himself. Triple H back peddles away from Austin, Austin just laughes as Triple H gets on his knees. Austin looks at the crowd and when he looks back Triple H jumps up and gives him his patented Knee to the Face Drop. Triple H recooperates and doesn't capatilze, the ref starts to count both men out. 1..2..3...4...5..6..7....8....Triple H gets up using the ropes. Triple H takes the explosion board out of the corner and places it on the mat of the ring. Triple H picks up Austin and sets him up for the Pedgiree on the explosion board. But, before Triple H can pick him up, Austin back body drops him off the explosion board. Stephanie McMahon goes underneath the ring as Austin gets back on the offensive attack. Austin picks Triple H up and goes for the Stunner but Triple H shoves him away off the ropes, as he does Stephanie McMahon hands Triple H a sledge hammer! Austin comes off the ropes and Triple H hits him in the chest with the sledge hammer! Triple H brings Austin over the explosion board to where Austin's body is on the board but Triple H's isn't. Austin is favoring his chest which may have collapsed in his body as Triple H sets him up and. . . .BOOM!!! Pedigree on the explosion board!!! Triple H wins!

JR: "Oh my! Austin has just been blown up by The Game. And Triple H gets another victory as he is now undefeated since New Year's Bash."

JG: "Not only that, he has destroyed every opponent that he has faced since New Year's Bash. And, he is the man that ran Sid Vicious out of EHW. Sid Vicious the most dominant wrestler in EHW history, and it was Triple H that ran him out."

**The referee dumps Austin in ice water and he is brought to the locker room by medics as a ladder is placed in the middle of the entryway. Jeff Jarrett's music hits and The Chosen One walks out to the ring to the boos of the fans. Jarrett gets in the ring and holds his guitar up in the air as pyros go off behind him. Kurt Angle's music is heard and the EHW Olympic and IC Champion makes his way to the ring to more boos than Jarrett received. Angle gets in the ring and holds up the IC Title high in the air but his music is shut off and "King Nothing" by Metallica comes on and Paul E. Heyman makes his way down the entryway.**

Paul E: "A ladder match? What was I thinking? A ladder match doesn't qualify as hardcore, let's up the anty in this match. Ring crew, bring it out, lets make this a razor wire ladder match. Where you have to climb a ladder that is wrapped thinly wrapped in razor wire. Because there are no pussies allowed in EHW, and if you are the EHW IC Champion you have to be as hardcore as anyone and the winner of this match will be the more hardcore and tougher of the two."

** Ring crew wearing thick gloves brings a ladder wrapped in razor wire out to the middle of the entryway and open it up as back in the ring as Angle is in awe Jeff Jarrett jumps him from behind.**

Jarrett hits Angle with a dropkick from behind that knocks Angle through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Jarrett follows Angle to the outside, Jarrett picks Angle up and runs him back first into the ring. Jarrett punches Angle in the stomach and gives him a vertical suplex on the outside. Jarrett elbow drops Angle, gets up and starts walking towards the ladder. Jarrett grabs the ladder and rips his hand on the razor wire. Jarrett lifts part of the razor wire slightly, grips the ladder, and brings it toward the ring. Jarrett puts the ladder in the ring ignoring the fact that Angle is starting to get back up to his feet on the outside of the ring. Jarrett opens up the ladder and cuts his hands again when he lets go of the ladder. Jarrett starts to climb the ladder but before he can get above the third step Angle is in the ring and pulls Jarrett off of the ladder. Angle gets Jarrett standing on the mat and gives him a piledriver, Angle gets up and starts to climb the ladder. Angle cuts both of his hands when he just places his hands on the ladder. Angle sucks it up and continues to climb the ladder cutting his hands further with every step and grasp up. Angle gets within arms reach of the belt that is hanging from the ceiling and as he gets his hands on it Jarrett punches him in the knee, turns around, and powerbombs Jarrett off the ladder to the mat. Jarrett goes to fold up the ladder and cuts his hands again and right arm. Jarrett stops and yells out, Jarrett looks around the ring, and goes to the outside of the ring. Jarrett walks up to a member of ring crew, punches him knocking him out, and takes off the gloves he is wearing to handle the ladder. Jarrett puts on the gloves and gets back in the ring, Jarrett folds up the ladder and drops it over the back of Kurt Angle! Angle gets his back cut up bad, and then when Jarrett starts stomping on the ladder his cuts open up and he starts bleeding in several places from his back. Kurt Angle yells out in pain, from the bleeding and rolls out of the ring as Jarrett sets up the ladder not being cut any further due to the gloves that he is wearing. Jarrett opens up the ladder and starts to climb on top of it, Jarrett walks up and gets very close to the belt but his boots get stuck on the razor wire and he struggles to get free. Angle gets back in the ring and grabs Jarrett's guitar. Jarrett free's himself of the razor wire and jumps down from the ladder. Angle goes to hit him with the guitar but Jarrett ducks, low blows Angle and nails him with the guitar!! Jarrett folds up the ladder, lays it on the mat, and gives him The Stroke on the razor wire wrapped ladder!! Angle is knocked unconcious and starts bleeding profusly from the head, face, and back. Jarrett opens up the ladder, climbs up it, grabs the belt, and pulls it down! Jeff Jarrett wins the IC Title.

JR: "Jarrett wins! We have a new IC Champion, and Jarrett did it using his brains. He really proved that he could be The Chosen One here tonight."

JG: "You're giving Jarrett credit? Wow, there have been alot of changes here tonight."

**The ladder is cleared out of the ring as Jarrett celebrates in the ring and all the way to the back. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays and the crowd goes nuts as The Sandman makes his way to the ring through the crowd. The Sandman walks down to the ring, gets in, chugs a beer, and holds up his singapore cain and the crowd goes nuts again. The lights go pink as Bret Hart's theme hits and the EHW World Heavyweight Champion walks out to the ring to a sea of boos. The Hitman gets in the ring and poses for the crowd receiving enthatic boos from every single fan in the arena. Both men are set to get it on until the all to familiar sound of "King Nothing" comes on yet again and EHW President Paul Heyman makes yet another walk down to ringside.**

Paul E: "Well, if it isn't the feud that made EHW all over again. How many times can you two possibly fight before you settle this? Well don't answer that question because you always but up the best show and your feud made EHW. But like I said I am uping the anty tonight, and since this is the main event I will up it the most but you won't know about it until the end. But for now, this match is no DQ, no count out, everything is legal, and FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!"

**Bret Hart goes to the ring announcer and grabs the mic away from him.**

Bret Hart: "Hey fatass! I have been taking your shit ever since I got back in this company and I have had enough of it. You aren't going to screw me out of my title again, I won't let you. So I am going ot do what I should have done a long time ago and that is kick your ass right now!"

**Bret Hart drops his mic, gets out of the ring, and starts walking towards Paul Heyman. But before he can get to close to him The Sandman nails him with the singapore cain and the bell rings.**

Bret Hart goes down on the arena floor after taking a cain shot to the back of his head. Sandman cains Bret while he is down. The Sandman picks Bret up with one hand while holding his cain in the other and walks him toward the beginning of the entryway. They get to the begining when Bret elbows Sandman in the stomach and grabs the cain from him. Bret hits Sandman in the side of the head with the cain and then over the back sending Sandman to his knees. Bret drops the cain and whips Sandman into the steel guardrail that sends Sandman over the guardrail and into a row of seats that was cleared of fans. Bret walks over and picks Sandman up to his feet, he puts Sandman's throat over the top of the guardrail and elbow drops the Sandman on the back of his neck bringing Sandman back over the top of the guardrail. Bret walks to the other side of guardrail and pulls it out, Bret picks Sandman up and goes to give him a russian legsweep on to the guardrail but Sandman chops him on his chest. Sandman gets up and clotheslines Bret over the guardrail, Sandman climbs over the guardrail, picks Bret up, and starts walking him towards the back. As they are walking into the back members of ring crew and other crew members from the back walk to the ring and start working under, around, and on top of it. Sandman and Bret Hart get to the back and Sandman runs Bret Hart into a brick wall that is near a bathroom. Sandman walks to the corner of a wall and picks up a metal garbage can, Bret starts getting to his feet and Sandman hits him with the garbage can spilling trash all over the floor. Sandman picks Bret up and starts walking him into the bathroom, but Bret grabs Sandman by his shirt and runs him into one of the stalls in the bathroom. Bret turns Sandman around and gives him a russian legsweep into the stall! Bret goes for a cover, 1..2.NO Sandman kicks out as Bret gets up to his feet and looks for a weapon. Bret walks up to a handryer and rips it off the wall! Sandman gets up to his knees and Sandman gets nailed in the back with the handryer! Bret Hart jams the handdryer into the Sandman's knees and head until he throws it behind him and drives his elbow into the Sandman's head.

JR: "I hate to draw away from this great match but what in the hell is ring crew doing to the ring? They have literally dismantled that damn thing and are replacing it with wooden boards. Is this the plan of Paul E?"

JG: "Is this a plan of Scott Steiner?"

Back to the action Bret Hart throws Sandman out of the bathroom as Sandman is bleeding from the forehead. Sandman crawls away from the bathroom towards an open area in the back where there are garage doors and cement floor. Bret walks towards Sandman with an angry look, Sandman starts to get up and Bret grabs Sandman by the head and runs him into one of the garage doors. Bret stands over the Sandman yelling at him, but Sandman kicks Bret in his right knee which has a well known history of injury that knocks Hart on his ass. The Sandman gets up, picks Bret up, and gives him a hiptoss into the garage door. Sandman raises the chains lifting up the door, Sandman puts Bret's body under the door, then drops the chains dropping the door! Bret moves as the door slams down hard on the ground. Sandman picks Bret up, and gives him a swingback DDT on the concrete floor. Sandman makes a cover, 1..2..NO Bret kicks out at 2. The Sandman gets up, catches his breath, and whips some of the blood off of his face. Sandman picks Bret up who is favoring his neck after taking a DDT on the hard floor. Sandman picks Bret up, and starts walking back to the arena/ entryway. Bret punches Sandman in the stomach once or twice but Sandman isn't hurt, instead he just throws Bret into a Pepsi vending machine breaking it. Sandman kicks Bret in his ribs once or twice, and walks him back into the arena, and when they do get back the fans erupt. Sandman contiues to walk, walking Bret behind him, but Bret stops in his steps and turns it into a side suplex on the hard floor. Bret recoops, gets up, and gives Sandman a headbutt to the groin. The Sandman favors his two pack while Bret gets ready to get back on the offensive. Bret lays Sandman on a table that is near the rafters of seats where there are fans pretty much hanging off of them. Bret climbs up to the middle of the rafters, jumps and, drives and elbow off the rafters through a table on The Sandman!!

JR: "Good lord! We have never seen Bret Hart do something like that in his entire career!"

JG: "I am surprised he would take a risk like that. That shows his hatred for the Sandman, and look ring crew is finished with the ring."

**The ring has been transformed from a classic ring, to a ring that has wood replacing the mat, and thing wire replacing the ropes.**

Back to the action, where Bret favoring his arm and knee makes a cover on Sandman, 1...2..NO Sandman somehow kicks out. Bret gets up and goes to lock on the Sharpshooter but Sandman grabs onto Bret's leg preventing him from the locking in the hold. Sandman pushes Bret away and starts to slowly get up but Bret lays in a hard right hand to the top of Sandman's head. Bret picks Sandman up and starts walking him back to the top of the entryway, Bret grabs Sandman's singapore cain and hits him right between the eyes. Bret looks at the fans and mocks The Sandman. Bret turns back and Sandman grabs the cain and uses it to give Bret a low blow. Bret drops to his knees, as Sandman grabs the cain away from the Hitman. Sandman gets up to is feet and cains Hart on the back of his kneck. Sandman puts the cain to Bret's throat and gives him the Singapore Sweep!! The Sandman doesn't go for a pin right away because he is still favoring and injury from the hit he took from Bret through the table. Sandman catches his breathe and makes a cover, 1..2..NO unbelievably Bret Hart gets his shoulder up. Sandman gets up on his knee, picks Bret up, gets to his feet and walks Bret back towards the ring as the crowd cheers in anticipation of what will happen to the ring. Sandman puts Bret in the ring and reveils that the ring isn't too sterty. Sandman gets in the ring and walks right into a side back breaker from the Hitman. Bret places Sandman on the top rope and gives a thumbs up and a thumbs down. As Bret climbs to the top Sandman pulls a can of beer out of his pocket and smashes it on Bret's head. Sandman picks Bret up and reverses positions with him on the top turnbuckle on the thin wire that holds up. The Sandman sets Bret up and gives him Heinikenrana onto the ring and. . . B O O M! ! ! ! ! ! THE RING EXPLODES!!! The explosion is big but not huge as both the bodies of The Sandman and Bret Hart are seen in the ring as The Sandman puts his arm over Bret's apparent limp boddy as the ref makes a count. 1...2...3 THE SANDMAN WINS!

JR: "The Sandman wins! The Sandman wins! The Sandman wins the EHW World Title for the fifth time! Good God Almighty!!"

JG: "Aren't you going to say anything about the RING THAT EXPLODED?!??"

JR: "Oh no, I knew it was going to happen."

JG: "And you didn't tell me?"

JR: "Of course not, I don't like you, so why would I tell you?"

JG: "Oh forget it, I just can't believe that The Sandman has won the belt again! Five times what an accomplishment!"

Jim Ross: "Finally, the Sandman is back on top of the EHW!"

***Sandman stands in the ring and celebrates as fireworks blast off from the rafters above the ring. The fans in attendance are on their feet cheering and celebrating along with him. Moments of celebration come to a hault as the lights start flashing black and white and "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong hits the speakers as Justin Credible runs down to the ring with Singapore Cane in hand. Sandman turns around just in time to see Justin hop the rope and charge him. Sandman ducks a swing from the Cane and kicks Credible in the stomach. Sandman quickly hits Justin with a DDT. Justin rolls out of the ring holding his head as the Sandman raises up his World Title and beer as the fans cheer. Sandman turns his back to light up a cigarette as Justin quickly rolls back in the ring. Justin comes from behind Sandman and hits him in the knees with the Singapore Cane! Sandman goes down to his knees as Credible faces him and nails him square in the forehead with the Cane! Sandman bleeds as Credible hits him three more times in the ribs with the Cane! Justin Credible looks out towards the fans with an evil look on his face as his whole body shakes. Justin bends down and grabs the Sandman's World Heavyweight Title and stands on the middle rope with and raises it high up in the air as the fans continue booing. Credible throws the belt down at the Sandman's body and climbs out of the ring with his Singapore Cane.***

JR: "These two men will meet on Friday Fury, and Justin Credible will get a shot at Sandman's World Title, OH MY!"

JG: "What's next? All hell has just broken loose!"

*** As Credible starts his exit to the back, the familar and unforgiving sirens of SCOTT STEINER HITS!! The Former World Heavyweight Champion runs in from the back and nails Bret Hart as he is getting up! Steiner turns around and stomps the hell out of the New Champ! Steiner grabs Sandman and tosses him out of the ring. Steiner turns around and stares at Bret! Bret looks right back, as Scott grabs the referee, who is in fear and shock, and T-BONES HIM ACROSS THE RING!! Scott kicks the ref under the ropes and onto the mat outside. He bends down and grabs the mic, which is dripping in red steamy blood. Steiner wipes the blood from the mic and flexes his left arm so Bret and the whole audience can see. ***

The Superman: Look at that Bret Hart, my arm is bigger then your leg!! Tonight, the EHW gets stronger than it ever will be! 'Cause tonight, the man the the Largest Arms in the World has returned to kick the shit outta every god damn wrestler, official and...

The Superman: Sssssshut up!! Yeah, I'm gonna kick the hell outta you fans, too! Now Bret, I'm not gonna come out here and be a nice guy and say 'I'm the best there is'. 'Cause I'm not the best there is or was, but I'm sure the best damn Wrestler to be standing in this ring right now, and I'm sure as hell the toughest man in the World! I ripped those fuckin' steel bars off my Maximum Security Cell and walked outta there with nothin' on but my boots and my biceps! That ain't no hard prison, it's more like a damn kid's playpen! A baby girl could'a done the same thing! But that ain't important, 'cause I'm here to do one thing that I couldn't do last time, 'cause that fat, outta shape, rotten tooth redneck, Heyman, screwed me outta my damn Title! Heyman, don't get in my way or your ass is goin' down the one way road to hell and there won't be no Joey Styles to save you! So Bret, get down on your hands and knees and kiss my ass!!

*** Bret leans down, and after almost a minute he finally gets on all fours. Scott stands over Bret and throws the mic into the crowd. He looks to the left and sees Midajah on the apron with the lead pipe. ***