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Well OK here goes, , and please don't hold anything against me personally, i'm just learning about human jokes, yes thats write I'm from Venus. Or no thats a game "women are from venus and Men are from Mars" I got it about two years ago and still never kearned how to play. Darn , i wonder why not. Hmmm...... OK............. Teracy1@aol.com Angelfire

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A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

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Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

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Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!" Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training. :-)

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  Well here's a little about me.... I 'm from the USA and we just recently got a new president, I'm not sure who it is yet but we have a new one that's for sure! Seriously though, I love the web and making new friends online and especially the support of being a recovering addict it's been so worth every hectic moments with the whole cyber problematic world. Ha, I Love It! I don't always know everything but i try to see some good in everything most all the time. Even some don't even deserve it or even notice that there was anything unjust done because they know nothing else and need the most good thoughts or some prayer no matter how hard it is to do so, that's the bigger one in you that makes love strong. If not for you it could completely diminish, it still might even with yous, yours isn't maybe enough even Ah, how about the jokes they may have a bit more interest than my story, what do you think? I think so. I hope you all have a pleasant day.:-)!

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  couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in >the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the >husband said, "Honey, you are getting fat! Your butt is getting huge. I >bet it is as big as the gas grill now."The husband, feeling he needed to >prove his point, got a yardstick. Measuring the grill and then measuring >his wife's butt, he said, "Yup, just what I thought, they are about the >same size."The wife became irate and decided to let him do the gardening >by himself. She went inside and did not speak to him the rest of the >day. That evening, when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his >wife and said, "How about a little lovemaking? "The wife rolled over and >turned her back to him. "What's the matter?" he asked. To which she >replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for >one little weenie, do you?!

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  A Woman's Logic" >>> >>>A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort >>>near a national park. The husband liked to fish >>>at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. >>> >>>One morning the husband returned after several >>>hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. >>>The wife decided to take the boat out. She was >>>not familiar with the lake. She rowed out, anchored >>>the boat, and started reading her book. >>> >>>Along comes the park ranger in his boat, pulls up >>>alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What >>>are you doing?" >>> >>>"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to >>>herself, "Is this guy blind, or what?" >>> >>>"You're in a no-fishing area," he informs her. >>> >>>"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" >>> >>>"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have >>>to take you in and charge you." >>> >>>"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps >>>the irate woman. >>> >>>"Bbbbut! I didn't even touch you," grouses the ranger. >>> >>>"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment...." >>*************************************************************************************************

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  After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says,"I can cure this." He throws some powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can use it only once a year"! All you have to do is say '123', and it shall rise for as long as you wish'! The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is say "1234" and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!" The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife. So he's lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets an erection. His wife turns over and says... "What did you say '123' for?"