COLUMNS

Here are a few columns and things written by sean, the editor of T.P. alternative magazine

UNCLEAN THOUGHTS
By: Andy "slick" Sizemore

Are you truly happy doing your 9 to 5 bullshit asslicking tax paying duties for a government that sucks you dry? If so please stand up and be proud of yourselfs you little pricks! I ask you do you truly need some pompous bastard on capital hill to govern what you call life? Cant you do that yourself!? I suppose there are some of you who already knew then why the hell are you still licking the sweat from uncle sams balls? 23% of every penny you earn is stolen by our mindless leaders the united states of hipocritical governmental moochers of america. I hope that makes someone happy, I would much rather give them 99.5% of my foot up their ass! I realize that there are probably not a lot of people who see it my way and to those people I say suck on my right nut so hard that the left one gets insanely jealous!

It all started with that damned book of rules and regulations called the bible, mankinds first attempt to control the godless; lawless anarchists of totally free people. A direct attack on our ancestors freedom and they never saw it coming. Now in retrospect a lot of people still dont realize thats exactly what happened. Still our government allows this shit to be forced upon our children by posting the ten commandments in public schools. Control, conformity, and breaking the human spirit these are the things your government wants from you. If this is alright with you then I beg you kill yourself now because your soul has already been stolen. True happiness and freedom does not come from a story book or blind faith in a man you've never met and in my opinion never will meet. It comes from within you and only you should decide what is allowed and what is not.

THE ROOT OF ALL EVILS
By: Scott

I think I heard about fuckin' enough of the election, I cant watch a shitty movie or any show without the news coming on and saying that they still have no clue on who will be president. Then Al Gore winds up crying on the fact that he is losing (to a much more psyco George Bush)and now I also hear of each of the canidates sueing the state of florida for election fraud......pissy shit to hear from the guys were electing as our president, wait.....George bush has relitaves in Florida??????oh, well it doesnt matter to me, I voted Nader.

Mandy the movie critic part#1

Have you ever asked yourself "why you are you?" Well if you have, dont do it again. Instead of questionion whoo you are, its time to stare questioning who the resst of your company is. And who you are surrounding yourself with. What thier opinions are and wiewpoints? Do you ever know? Well, you should let them know yours. If they are pig-headed ass holes who aren't even't even openminded enough to listen then fuck'em. But if they can flow and are willing to open they're minds to really hear you then keep them and find more just like 'em. e mail mandy here

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