1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. what's wrong with that?
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.finals anyone?
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. that's me! but then its not really my car...
10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). this is getting embarrassing
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night. am i REALLY this close to being a college student?!?!?
14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
16. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's"free", even though it sucks
17. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy sorry, no got enuf money... but i'm workin on this one
18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class who, ME?!?!?
19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class yep! a jolt every morning... once in a while i go for mountain dew
21. If your social life consists of a date with the library
22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
23. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room my room HAS a floor?!?!
24. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
25. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn whistles innocently
27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter *sigh*... yeah... but my celebration usually costs bout a dollar or so...
28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference) umm... thanks, but no thanks.
30. If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages .. nope. im not gonna say a thing. noperz...
31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis been there, done that
33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room sounds like fun
34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles yum yum
35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
36. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
37. If you get more e-mail than mail...... mail?!?!? wuzzat?