1. Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
4. If buttered toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piecce of buttered toast to theback of a cat?
5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?
6. Why do they put Braille dots on the key pads of the drive-up ATM machines?
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
8. Why are their flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
9. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make the Teflon stick to the pan?
12. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
13. You know how most packages say "open here"? What should you do if the package says open somewhere else?
14. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
15. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
16. You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
17. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
19. Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
20. What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
21. If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
22. Why are there interstate highways in hawaii?
23. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?