I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. You just abuse the privilege.
Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Motherhood: Another reason why we need God's constant help
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. (Yes it does)
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.......
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.
I get plenty of exercise -- jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are. --
I'm not gifted I'm weird (or the other way around)
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?
Motherhood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Life is like a box of low fat Girl Scout Cookies. (Need not be explained)