me - jessie

-what does your pet salamander call you?: jessie moore. or democracy jones.
-where the heck am i?: university of wisconsin - la crosse
-why are you going to school?: I have no idea. they tell me it is to get a diploma which nobody will ever look at but will help me get a job that has nothing to do with what my degree is in.
-major: history... oh yeah. can you say "i can't do anything with this major except go to grad school and pretend i'm making something of myself but really i'm just going to school some more because i don't know what to do with this dumb history major"?
-when is my birthday?: November 29, send me money.
-e-mail: moore.jess@students.uwlax.edu
-AIM: buttercupbbkf
-what was that noise?: i think it was the salamander singing "lizard of constant anger".
-why did the monkey fall out of the tree?: to buy some carrots (you can thank my mom for that one)
-who is your favorite powerpuff girl?: buttercup has the best name, but bubbles is the coolest. ("i'm coloring!")
-what is your favorite shirt?: probably my shirt i got today that says "let's talk about sax" on the front. or! this shirt i got my senior year of high school that said "i won the stock market game" on the front.
-who wears a shirt that says "i won" on it?: (alright, apparently me, but that's not important)
-oh no what do we do now?: we watch airplane!
-what about bob?: he's a nice guy, but not really my type.
-what are you talking about?: aggregating
-why is a motorcycle?: because of blue
-would you ever wear shoes made of cheese?: aren't all shoes made of cheese?
-what would you say if your house fell off a cliff?: "third one this week!"
-ask me if i am a tree: hey! are you a tree? yo yo yo in the ghetto.
-what would you say if a house fell on your sister?: why was she standing under that cliff?
-what is your favorite lamp?: i have this lamp at home that i put a cowboy hat on for a lampshade and my mom always tells me not to turn on because the cowboy hat will burn up but i always turn it on and the hat is fine. guess that shows what she knows. :)
-recite your favorite movie: a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, buttercup lived in the land of florin. her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and hit it! "my little buttercup has the sweetest smile, dear little buttercup won't you stay a while... come with me where moonbeams paint the sky, where you and i might linger in the sweet by and by..." then, we are the knights who say ni! you must find us a gladiator. ooh de lally, i feel the need for speed. the end.
-what is the most exciting thing ever?: umm... it was pretty exciting when i found that sock fuzz this morning. but right behind that would be that I'M GOING TO IRELAND ON JANUARY 4TH!!! AAAAHHHH!!
-Ingsoth perdino?: i don't appreciate that language. you take that back.
-what is your favorite food from a can?: spaghetti o's... or maybe canned cheeseburger, that is so chioce.
-if you were batman, what would you do first?: i'd have a cheese sandwitch.
-who is your favorite person to give money to?: you. wouldn't you like to reciprocate?
-what is the stupidest idea you've ever had?: well, it wasn't MY idea, but i had this friend once who thought it would be a good idea to put her wet marching band music in the microwave to dry it off and instead started the towel she put the music on top of on fire. that wasn't such a good idea.