Jessie presents... ATTACK OF THE LITTLE RED Xs!! AAAHHHH!!




Thought of the the day: Hmm...carp don't have feet. I bet they have a lot of trouble in marching band.

"As the players tried to take the field, the marching band refused to yield..."
-American Pie, Don McLean




I would like to apologize to you fine people who have come to see my page and are bombarded with pop-up advertisements. I was not given an option, and I hate them myself. I'm sorry. So please, don't whine about it to me, I have no control over the situation, unless I were to start all over again, which is not something I have the time to do. I'm sorry. (Insert frowny face here)

Please check out the different parts of my site! It will be fun! And if it's not, don't worry, it will build character.





I order you to

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE sign my guestbook? That is what it's there for. I would love you forever. Please? It is so choice.

OR! If you prefer, you could sign my Slambook, which is much more fun. It's more fun than a fire hydrant to your dog! So come on down! View My SlamBook! | Sign My Slambook!



Congrats, you've survived! Hopefully this stupid thing and I will learn to communicate one of these days, at which time my page will be much nicer!

Bye-Bye, boys, have fun storming the castle!







Aw, isn't he a cutie pie?






There have been this many visitors since 11-14-97....how sad...(Actually, I noticed a week ago it reset itself, so it's wrong. Oh well, like I care.)