One day Angela was outside minding her own business watering her plants, when a red car pulled up to her house. Angela looked up and gasped in horror as she realized who was in the car. Stepping out of the car came a nicely dressed penguin. It slowly waddled with dignity up to Angela.
"Quack quack?" it asked.
"No I don't think he has used up all the BudIce yet." The two just stood there in an awkward silence for exactly 2.5 minutes when a long black limo pulled up. Out stepped Bill Clinton carrying a black briefcase.
"Here, Mr Penguin president, thank you for your hospitality," Mr. Clinton said and then sped away in his long black limo.
"Qwak wakkk waaack???" the penguin exclaimed.
"Really, I didn't know Clinton was a cheap skate. Oh Mr. Penguin president, you have another customer, Saddam Hussin, he is willing to trade 4 biological warheads for 12 cases of BudIce," Angela said.
The penguin stood silently for exactly 1.5 seconds.
"Waak!!! Qwak!! Waaaaaa!!!" He started to prance around and then quickly flew away.
Saddam got his BudIce and pranced around on national T.V. wearing a white toga declaring himself Zeus (he was drunk).
Bill Clinton was impeached for dealing with a penguin (congress was prejudice against the black-winged waddling birds).
