Welcome to my webpage! Some of the stuff will make sense, and, more likely, some of the stuff won't. I will be constantly updating this site but one thing will always stay the same: NO PENGUINS ARE WELCOME HERE! The penguins are evil; they stalk me and they're plotting for world domination. But they're not going to succeed cuz I'm going to take it over first! I mean, um, me plot for world domination? Never! Yeah, that's it...heh heh heh....Well, I'm gonna shut-up now; feel free to e-mail me at the address below or sign my guestbook or the slambook. And beware of the penguins!
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Last Updated: January 19, 2001
All My Lovely Junk
Journal - Frequent updates about my oh so thrilling life. Wait, I have a life? When did that happen!?
About Me - Pointless info about the messed-up person who made this site. Whoops, that's me! Oh well...
Psychotic Thoughts - My mind can create actual thoughts? Now I'm scared too...
Short (Demented) Stories - Most with penguins, some with aliens, presidents, and plenty of random things. Very lovely. Heh heh heh....
The Penguins - All the penguin plots me and my friends come up with.
Shoutouts - Messages to some....special...yeah that's it....people
Links - Some of my favorite sites, what else?
Webrings - Random webrings I've joined for the heck of it.
