Here are my lovely, creative stories:
The Drug-Dealing Penguin - A story my friend wrote for me in my birthday card. It uses a few of our demented jokes. I thought it was really funny.
Suddam Insane - A story I wrote for my best friend. It involves penguins and Saddam Hussin.
The Truth About Mulder and Scully - The last scene of a play I wrote. Includes pictures from a performance of it.
Escape - The end part of a story I've been working on which is currently 400 pages and not done yet. This is actually more dramatic than bizarre.
Rain of Ashes - A story I wrote for school last year about the eruption that buried Pompeii.
The Island of the Penguins - A longer psycho story involving penguins and aliens; one of my personal faves already
Melodrama - A very short western melodrama my group wrote for theater; my part was whore #2
Pizza for Penguins - About my thrilling job at Round Table Pizza and the penguins.
