Quack! Quack!
Shut up! There's a stupid penguin sitting here quacking at me.
QUACK!
Oh, excuse me. The stupid penguin is 'talking' not quacking.
Quack, quack.
WHAT?! You are not the president!
QUACK! Quack, quack, quack.
I don't think so! You can not tell me that John F. Kennedy was actually a penguin in disguise who pretended to die, but really got bored and flew away.
Quack, quack.
No he wasn't! Geez, soon you'll be telling me you are the penguin who was in disguise.
Quack.
No you weren't! What type of fantasy world do you live in?
Quack, quack, quacker quack, quack.
I don't care if you live in a fantasy world that has an icicle and gumdrop village ruled by you and the toothfairy! It's not real! Neither is the toothfairy!
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!
What do you think you're doing? Don't you dare walk away from me! Hey, what is that? What's in that bag?
Quack quack.
Oh, it's just a sniper rifle. WHAT!?! A SNIPER RIFLE?? What are you going to do with that?
Quack.
What! You can't kill me! Come on, I was just kidding earlier.
Quacker quack.
Yes I was! Please don't kill me!
Quack?
Why? Umm....Because I'm the toothfairy, that's why!
Quack? Quacker quack quack.
Excellent. He's putting it away.
Quack quacker quack.
WHAT?! You're getting out an assault rifle instead?? Why? I'm the toothfairy!
Quack quack.
What do you mean you know and you want my death to be bloodier??
Quack. Quacker quack quack.
WHAT?!! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I am not cheating on you!! I'm not even the toothfairy! I'm really, um, Bill Clinton!
Quack! Quacker quack quack quack quack.
What do you mean I'm so sad and pathetic it's a waste of time to kill me?
Quack quack.
How dare you mock me! I am the president!
Quack.
Oh, come on! Shoot me, dang it! Give it your best shot!
Quack quack.
Please? Come on, don't fly away! I'll give you a cookie!
Quack.
Man, he flew away! Stupid, good for nothing penguins. Oh well, I guess it's back to stealing Cokes from the polar bears again.
