*Ahh, how cute! Here kitty kitty kitty! Oh my gosh, it's mutating! Ahhhh!!!!! *climbs a tree then realizes cats can climb too* Um, MOMMY!!!! Hey, is that Simba?
*Who did huh in the what now?
*Know what the real name of Mr. Pibb is? Mr. Pimp. At least, that's what he thinks. But Mr Pimp is really owned by that guy on the bottle, ya you know, that closet guy who owns the rights to the closet. Anyone who wants in or out of the closet has to pay him first.
*Crack + Dope = Crap
*This is my pet leaf. He's in trouble with the cops right now, some sort of drug thing or something. 
*Life is more entertaining when you're easily amused. Trust me, I know.
*Moo cows moo at noon.
*Hippos quack at midnight.
*"It's on. No it's off. Oh wait, it's not plugged in!" -Becky aka Uh-oh Spaghetti-Os
*It's a bicycle! No, it's a parking meter! No wait, it's Random Guy! Random Guy, doo do doo dooooo! Random Guy! **only in specially marked boxes for a limited time only while supplies last
*"Attention homo cops. We have some stray gays on the loose, I repeat, stray gays. Go get em boys!"
*Me and my friends Becky and Greg think there should be some class on how to take over the world. Why not? There's plenty of things a class like that could teach you. We made a list of subjects for a class like that (shows how much work we do in our history class); if you wanna see our ideas for it, click here. Click!
*What's the deal with Ketchup and Catsup? Are they trying to confuse me or something? Geez, I confuse myself enough as it is!
*If you think a thought and the thought's already been thought, is it really your thought?
*Ever say/see/think a word so many times it loses meaning and sounds odd? That's how I feel about the word thought now from that bit of randomness. Plus I've successfully confused myself. Not unusual.
*Why exactly would anyone want to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner? Sure, maybe people like my little brother would love you, but then you'd just get eaten, and think what happens to you after that!
*Moo.
*You ever meet someone so obsessed with something, you just start to really hate it with a passion, even if it's something you've never given a try? Well, thanks to a girl in our group, I don't like Japenese Animation, and I positively hate Sailor Moon and Pokemon. Wish I could just kill them. You know they're creations of the penguins anyway.
*What happened to the first 6 ups? Why's there only a 7up? Did the first 6 die horrible deaths or something? What's going on??
*(to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb)"Angie had a queer penguin, queer penguin, queer penguin. Angie had a queer penguin, til she blew it up!"
*"What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind." -Homer Simpson
*"If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you."
*My brother Matt announced to me that he's Sir Narf-a-Lot and also the Queen of the Putas (whores). And you were wondering how I got to be so strange. Though acutally we get it from our dad.
*It's occured to me that I actually don't like many people of my own sex, besides the ones I'm friends with. Most other girls are whiny, ditzy, bossy, concieted, airheads, etc. Not all though, of course. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I don't have a sister. But how many guys are concerned with the way their make-up looks? Besides, most guys I know don't take things so seriously and are a lot more interesting to talk to.
*Potato chips!
*The truth is out there. It's just buried beneath some junk under my bed. 
*Have you ever seen a black and white spotted beached whale? I have one. Oh wait, that's my dog....
*How come in most movies none of the good guys die? I'd like to see the hero in a movie fail and the bad guys win just once. The bad guys are normally cooler anyway.
*Why are there only two animal holidays? I mean, bunnies are cute, but who cares about turkeys? Now what if they had a holiday for skunks or something? It could be a day when no one wears deoderant. Now that could be disgusting....Or you could have a Death to Penguins Day. Hmm....not a bad idea....
*"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain but...
...if you changed the P to an O, wouldn't my name be Oinky?"
...if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?"
...I find if you itch it, it only gets worse.
...then I'd have to know what pondering is, wouldn't I?"
*Okay, so I used to watch Pinky and the Brain. So sue me! Wait, don't, you might win.
*Yo quiero Taco Bell!
*The polar bears won't share their cokes with me! They're evil I tells ya, evil! Time to plot for revenge... 
*Uh-oh! Spaghetti-O's!
*Excellent.
*I'm handsomer than you! Ha ha!
*I'm going to take over the world. You'll see. It's only a matter of time...
*All ditzes should be shot. Either that or lock them away together in a remote place where they can break as many nails as they want.
