Here's the Best Embrassing Moments I've Heard.. I got 'em from www.teen.com! They're hilarous!
My friend and I were at the mall shopping when we
saw these really cute guys. We were trying to follow
them with out it being obvious. We were acting like
we were looking at the dresses next to the men`s
clothing that they were looking at. I looked away for
a minute and they were gone. My friend turned around
and bumped the mannequin. It fell right on me and I
fell to the ground. The two guys were standing behind
us and started cracking up. One of the ladies came
over to us and started yelling. I was so embarrassed!
I will never go to the mall with her again.
One day I had this really, really terrible cold.
I had been sneezing and coughing all day. Well, by
the time lunch time came my nose was really runny.
So, just my luck, my crush walks up to me and starts
chatting. Well, he says something really funny and
when I start laughing, this huge load of snot comes
shooting out of my nose. My crush just kinda turned
his head and acted like he didn`t see it. I swear,
I could have died!!!!!!!!
Me and 2 of my friends were at the mall one day and
we had just sat down at a table in the food court
(the kind with the big umbrella type things) and were
drinking our pops. We were all in a really hyper mood,
and one of my friends started twisting the umbrella
and singing and everyone started looking at us.
Suddenly, she twisted it a little TOO hard and it
fell over! Not only that, but my other friend tried
to catch it and all the pops fell on her! And when
the table fell, my friend`s (who had been twisting
the umbrella) chair had slid out from under her and
she was lying on the floor. When we looked up, the
whole food court was laughing at us. We tried to
escape into the bathroom (also to get cleaned up),
but even when we came out ten minutes later, the
whole food court was STILL laughing at us. It was
soooooo embarrassing!!!
Everyone has told me that I wouldn`t be able to talk
without my hands because I use them so much when
I`m talking to someone. So one day when I was having a
really cool conversation with one of my friends, I
must have gotten carried away with my hands and I
threw them up in the air. Little did I know that the
teacher was standing right behind me and I accidently
smacked her in the face with my careless hands!
I didn`t think I hit her that hard, but I left a
little red mark under her eye! I apologized a bunch of
times for my mistake and I was totally embarrassed!
Now I`m known as the teacher abuser at school. The
worst part is that I see her almost everyday at school
and I can never look at her when I talk. I`ll never
live this mistake down!!
We were in the airport waiting for our plane and were
sitting in this restaurant. I was listening to my
discman. My mom wanted to listen to her song once so
I let her. It was on full blast and she screamed out
"HOW DO YOU TURN THIS DOWN?" Everyone looked at us!
I was soooo embarrassed!
Once, I was at the mall Christmas shopping with my
Dad. I wanted to go buy some stuff, so I told him
I`d meet him in a half hour. I went to the elevator
and was casually standing there when three of the
hottest guys I have ever seen walked up and waited
for the elevator also. When it came, they told me
that they wanted the 3rd floor. There are only two
floors in our mall, so I laughed and pressed the
button for the second floor, because we were on the
first. Well, the elevator wouldn`t go. It just stayed
stuck...until one of the guys said, "You might
wanna try pushing the button marked `2`, not `1`.."
I was soo embarrassed. What`s worse, I kept seeing
them the WHOLE day.
One day, I had to stay after school to work on a
Social Studies project. There was no one in the
library except for me and and best friend. The
librarian has her own office that she was in. We were
in the back and started to get off the subject of
Social Studies. I started to talk about how hot this
kid named Josh was. I was gabbing on and on about him
and then there was a moment of silence. After a
couple of minutes I said, "Man, he`s soooo hot I
can`t stop thinking about him." Then my best friend
started cracking up and I hear someone say, "I`ll take
that as a compliment." I turned to see that Josh was
sitting in the back all along. I was mortified!!!
I was at the mall with my friend Julie and suddenly
she said that she had to go to the washroom and left.
I waited for her to come back for about 45 minutes
and got worried. So I went to the washroom and heard
someone humming a song. I got frustrated and banged
on the stall door from which the humming was coming
from. "Julie, come out already! I`ve been waiting for
a long time. What are you, constipated?" I yelled.
Then the stall door opened and this hot guy from
school walked out! He gave me this real disgusted
look that screamed silently, "You`re the biggest sicko
I`ve ever seen!" I was in the men`s washroom! I`ve
never been able to live it down.
This summer my family took a trip to California.
We went to Universal Studios. There was a guy there
that was just walking up to people and squirting them.
I was afraid he was going to squirt me, so I backed
up to stand behind my dad, and tripped over a baby
stroller, with the baby still in it! I was sooooo
embarrassed. And to make it even worse the guy that
was squirting people came up to me and said "What are
you running for you old scare crow," and squirted me
in front of everybody!! My mother still laughs about
it.
One time I was talking to this really fine guy who
rides my bus. He was talking about last night`s
episode of South Park. I`d never heard of it, but I
played it cool and pretended I loved the show. He asked
me who my fave character was and I madlibbed and said
the one with the funky hair. He looked at me funny
and said they all wore hats. My friend started
cracking up and told everyone about it!
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