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Warthog Rhapsody

Now if you want a role model
Of a life most blissfully led
Then look no further than Pumbaa here
Than this laid-back quadruped

Relaxation's the name of the game
Be cool and be thick-skinned
Let my lifestyle be your reference frame

As long as you stand upwind

Your guide must be
This rhapsody

I gets up when I likes

He's got it all worked out

I plans the day ahead

He's got it all worked out

When inspiration strikes

He's got it all worked out

I go right back to bed

He's got it all worked out

But though he may not be one of nature's dynamos
His mind is on the ball and far from comatose
Don't dismiss the warthog philosophy

Take it from he
He's got it all worked out

Take it from me!

He's got it all worked out!

(Spoken)
Pumbaa: I'm starved!
Simba: Me too! What's for lunch?
Timon: Glad you asked, kid! Should we tell him, Pumbaa?
Pumbaa: A-hah!
Timon: Now listen to this, this is the important part!

(Sung)
Now who wants to be a hunter
Chasing food all over the place

More often than not
It gets away

Who needs the thrill of the chase?

Why move mountains to get your chow
When you only need to move a log

Make it dietary resolve for now
To eat like the old warthog
Regarding food

Hmm-mmmmm!

His attitude

It's bugs for every meal

I've got it all worked out

So full of vitamins

I've got it all worked out

No need to cook or peel

I've got it all worked out

He eats 'em in their skins

I've got it all worked out!

They're delectable, available, the perfect snack
They ain't endangered species and they don't fight back

Don't dismiss the warthog gastronomy

Take it from he

Take it from me!

Take it from he
He's got it all worked out

(Spoken)
Timon: Come on, kid, it's now or never! Hit it, Pumbaa! (Sung)
So remeber when you see us staring into space
We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place
Don't resist the warthog mentality

Take it from me

Take it from me!

Take it from he

Take it from we!

We've -

Got it -

All-

Worked out!


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