well, let me start by saying that this was one of the best ppv special that i have ever witnessed. WWF really does give the fans their moneys worth. it was non-stop action from beginning to end. wcw should pay attention!

anyway, heres what happened...

goldust vs bluedust...first of all, bluedust is the biggest fag i have ever seen in my life. gold dust came out first, then bluedust. goldust dominated him in the begining, then bludust got control for a moment and tried humping his leg or something. goldust tried the shattered dreams, but bluedust countered, then did a backflip off the top rope but missed. This allowed goldust to do the Curtain Call and that was it. after the match, goldust hit him with the shattered dreams. WOW....

al snow vs bob holly for the hard-core belt..... i wasnt expectin much from this match, but it turned out to be entertaining. you should know, that this match was supposed to between al snow and the road dog, but road dog got hurt. anyway, they sarted out in the ring, then outside the ring, then in the technical area (hittin each other with whatever they could find...) Eventually they made their way outside the arena, on the bank of the mississippi river! yes, it was crazy. they were hittin each other with sticks and bottles. then they both wound up in the river. it was nuts. eventually, bob holly wrapped al snow in a chain linked fence (trapping snow) and got the three count. complete chaos! so, we have a new hard-core champion....Bob Holly ? ? ?

Bossman vs Midian...Midian came out with the eye in that little glass jar and gave it to jerry lawler. Don't ask, i dont know... this match sucked until the end. bossman got the 3 count and the ministry came out, the lights went out, and out came the undertaker with paul bearer. the lights came back on and viscera splashed bossman 3 times and the entire ministry carried off bossman. he's gonna wind up joining the ministry...

D-Lo brown and mark henry (with Ivory) vs owen hart and jeff jarret (with deberah)... this was an o.k. match. it went back and forth. I am not going to get into it since it was a tag match, but the end was very good. Jeff jarret got the figure four on mark henry after owen hit henry in the leg with the guitar. then ivory attacked deberah, and tried ripping off her shirt, but all you could see was the back of her bra. damn. the crowed booed as they walked back to the dressing room.

val venis vs ken shamrock for the inter-continental belt...bad ass billy gunn (who looked very gay with his dazzy dukes)was the guest referee. val came out with shamrock's sister, ryan. she looked gooood! i missed this match, i had to watch the recording, cuz my gf cooked lobster for valentines day. i am sooo lucky. anyway, the big valbowski said he "had a heart-on for you." i thought it was funny. Shamrock came out, looking pissed off, and val beat on him until shamrock kicked him under the chin. blah blah blah... (keep in mind billy gunn looked very very gay!) the crowd started chanting "shamrock sucks". while on the outside, bad ass and shamrock had a little confrontation, but it was nuthin. val actually dominated most of the match, at one point he picked up shamrock at throw him into the ringpost about 3 or 4 times. It was great. bad ass billy gunn didn't really interfere with the match, until shamrock planted a beautiful ddt on val. shamrock covered him and had the three count, but bad ass stopped on two. shamrock got up, argued with bad ass, then val put the sleeper on him from behind, but shamrock countered. then blah blah blah... shamrock got the ankle lock on val, but shamrock's sister grabbed the hand of val venis and pulled him to the rope. shamrock got pissed at his sister and she slapped him. Shamrock shoved bad ass, and val rolled him up from behind and got the 3 count. so, we have a new inter-continental champion. after the match, bad ass attacked val. thats it...whew....

HHH and X-Pac vs Kane and Chyna...HHH came out and said "chyna, come on out here and get your ass kicked you big jacked up bitch" and that realyy got the crowd going. the kane came out by himself, i guess because there was a lot of rumors going around the titan (the giant) would be his mystery partner, but she came out after. anyway, to the action. after the bell rang, shane macmahon came out and did some commentary as kane and HHH started the match. kane dominated the first few minutes until x-pac came out and beat on kane for a while. then kane slaughtered him, and chyna demanded the tag. she ran over x-pac about 3 or 4 times and x-pac tried the bronco buster, but chyna countered. blah blah blah... x-pac and hhh then double teamed kane and hhh took it to him, but kane came back. the match went back and forth many times, but it was really cool seeing chyna slam hhh. after that, hhh and x-pac did a double suplex on kane, which was nice, the a double ddt. while outside the ring, x-pac ran over shane macmahon, and shane played like he was hurt bad. chyna later put the sleeper on x-pac until he countered with a suplex. then while hhh and kane were outside the ring, x-pac did the bronco buster on chyna and shane came in the ring, the ref got knocked ou, and x-pac chased shane macmahon into the back, leaving on hhh vs kane and chyna. hhh threw kane into the steel steps then went in the ring and tried to pedigree chyna, but kane came from behind and chokeslamed him, and put chyna on top of him for the 3-count...and kane and chyna won...!

mankind vs the rock in a last man standing matchthis match sucked!!!the rock had as many fans as mankind in memphis. mankind started the match by turning his back and acting as if he was handcuffed. the rock dominated the first part of the match, most punching mankind in the head, but mankind was not defending himself. the mankind wailed on him for a while, and the both wound up outside the ring, throwing each other into the steel entrance way to the arena. they then took it to each other in some empty seats, which was sort of corny. when they both finally got into the ring, mankind slammed him and tried the mister elbow (the corporate elbow), but missed it. the rock then suplexed mankind outside the ring about 3 or4 times in a row, then went to the announcers booth and flapped his mouth, and mankind ran over him and put him on the table then got on the ring apron, and jumped on top of him. very exciting stuff. then mankind threw rock in the ring, the threw the steel steps in the ring, got in picked up the steps, and missed the rock. he totally blew it. the rock got a chair and hit mankind in the knee about 4 times with the chair, and they both wound up outside the ring somehow. mankind then laid on the ground helpless as the rock threw the steel steps from inside the ring onto mankind, outside the ring. it looked like it really hurt him. he got in the ring and was welcomed with a corporate elbow. then the rock grabbed the mic and sang "smackdown hotel" , it was very funny. mankind snuck up behind him and put the mandable claw on him with a little help from socko. the rock got up and did a ddt on mankind then they both got up and mankind hit him with a ddt on the steel chair. the rock was out cold... mankind pulled out socko and put the mandable claw on the rock, the rock countered, socko again with the claw, then the rock bottom. it was good stuff. they both got up with a chair in hand, and hit each other simultaneously, and the both were knocked out. DRAW...!!! what a rip off. the crowd chanted "bullshit" and i don't blame them.

austin vs macmahonbasically, austin came out, then vince came out and refused to get in the cage for about five minutes until austin came out the cage(keep in mind the bell didn't ring yet, so austin didn't loose). anyway, austin chased vince arond the ring and vince got in the ring and wouldn't let austin in. austin fell off the cage, faked a knee injury, vince came out the cage and austin snuck him good the trew him into the steel cage and choked him for about 10 seconds the threw him on the announcers table and into the crowd. seein vice in the crowd gettin beat on by austin was umm... great!!! then vince threw him into the steel cage and then ran into the crowd making austin chase him. but they didnt go anywhere special. they just beat on each other. then they both climbed the cage and beat on each other on top the cage and then the unthinkable. austin threw vince off the top of the steel cage about 20 feet high, through the announcers table. i really thought vince was hurt, but shane didn't come out, so i has second thoughts. anyway, the parimedics came out with a stretcher, which they put vince on, then austin grabbed a mic and said the gaurentees never happened and he was gonna fight vince no matter what. it was great. austin gave chase to the stretcher, grabbed it and threw vince into the steel cage and the bell finally rung. thank god. vince still had his neck brace on while austin beat on him and jumped of the top rope into an elbow. it was great. the crowd was chantin austin so loud, it was unbelievable. he was about the walk out cage and win the match, until vince gave him the finger and austin decided to beat on him a little more. then vice got the upper hand and started to climb the cage, but austin got up there to and threw vince back into ring about 10 feet...good stuff, huh? vince was gushin blood, and austin started climbin the cage, but vince gave him the finger, and austin went back in. vince started climbin the cage, austin grabbed him, slammed his head into the cage a few times and they both got back down on the mat. then austin hit the stunner, a beautiful stunner. then the unthinkable, which i predicted on my page!!! anyway, paul wight (the giant)(titan) came through the bottom of the ring and picked up austin, and vince told him to throw austin into the steel cage, but the cage broke and opened, giving stone cold steve austin the win... titan and austin stared at each other for a few minutes, then titan helped up vince. it was a very good show. that's it.