Da Purity Test

Ok, I'm warnin' u for the last time...this test ain't for da bashful. I rememba da 1st time I took this test...my face was so red from embarassment! (Yeah, I blush easily.) In da beginnin' it's not a really big deal but it gets sooo much worse as u read on. Most of u are probably shocked that I actually put this on my page...I'm just givin' the public what it wants. U still wanna proceed? 'k, u'll probably wanna get a piece of paper to keep track of your score. Personally, I have a score of 75, I think It's a great score. I have done nothing to be ashamed about. Well, with your willin' participation here's what I'd like to do: Go ahead and take the test and then if u don't mind, email me (my addy's at the end of the test) and gimme your score, age, sex, and geographical area. After a while I'll post up some stats like highest/lowest/average score, whether or not chicas score higher than the boyz, whether or not the west is kinkier than the east, and probably a list of all individual scores (all without revealin' any individual names) U game? Aight, then, without any further delay...THE PURITY TEST.
Resultz - Fairly limited right now.

Purity Test

Score by addin' up your "No" answers. "MOS" means "Memba of the Opposite Sex."

You get one point for each "No" answer out of a possible 100.

HAVE U EVER:

  1. been on a date?
  2. been out on a date past 4 a.m.?
  3. been on a blind date?
  4. kissed a MOS?
  5. been French-kissed?
  6. kissed a MOS in the horizontal position?
  7. French-kissed three or more MOS within a time frame of 24 hours?
  8. kissed a MOS in the last three months?
  9. necked for more than two hours non-stop?
  10. slow-danced cheek to cheek?
  11. had an alcoholic drink?
  12. been drunk?
  13. driven while under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
  14. had a lapse of memory due to drinking or drugs?
  15. used alcohol or drugs to lower a MOS's resistance?
  16. smoked tobacco?
  17. smoked pot or hashish?
  18. used a stronger drug?
  19. taken 4 or more "recreational" drugs within 24 hours?
  20. read a pornographic book or magazine?
  21. seen a pornographic movie?
  22. seen a stripper?
  23. been arrested?
  24. been convicted of a crime?
  25. had an erection/clitoral erection?
  26. had an orgasm?
  27. had an orgasm in a dream?
  28. fondled a MOS's butt?
  29. caressed a MOS's thigh?
  30. fondled a breast or had your breast fondled?
  31. wrestled with a MOS?
  32. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with a MOS?
  33. gone co-ed skinny-dippin'?
  34. gone thru the motions of intercourse while fully clothed?
  35. spent the nite in a MOS's room?
  36. slept in the same bed as a MOS?
  37. seen a naked, post-pubescent MOS?
  38. been seen naked by a MOS after puberty?
  39. undressed or been undressed by a MOS?
  40. kissed a MOS on the breast or been kissed on the breast?
  41. fondled a MOS's genitals or had yours fondled by a MOS?
  42. had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MOS?
  43. kissed a MOS on the thigh?
  44. engaged in cunnilingus?
  45. engaged in fellatio?
  46. had sex at a parent's house while they were home?
  47. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
  48. masturbated?
  49. masturbated to a picture?
  50. masturbated with another person in the room?
  51. watched another person masturbate?
  52. been caught masturbatin'?
  53. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
  54. committed an act of voyeurism?
  55. committed an act of exhibitionism?
  56. massaged or been massaged by a MOS?
  57. unintentionally interrupted a couple in a significant state of undress?
  58. participated in a tickle orgy, Truth or Dare, etc.?
  59. experimented sexually before puberty?
  60. purchased contraceptives in a drug store?
  61. had sexual intercourse?
  62. had sexual intercourse more than ten times?
  63. had sexual intercourse continuously for at least half an hour?
  64. had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months?
  65. had sexual intercourse three or more times in one nite?
  66. had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions?
  67. had sexual intercourse in a car?
  68. had sexual intercourse usin' a condom?
  69. ? *s*
  70. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
  71. had sexual intercourse with three different people?
  72. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
  73. had sexual intercourse durin' menstruation or with a partner who was menstruatin'?
  74. had sexual intercourse without birth control?
  75. had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS within the time frame of 24 hours?
  76. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
  77. described a sexual experience to a separate party?
  78. committed statutory rape?
  79. been the object of travel or traveled 100 miles or more for sexual activity?
  80. impregnated a chica or been pregnant?
  81. arranged or had an abortion?
  82. displaced a roommate by stayin' with a MOS for one or more nites?
  83. shacked up with a MOS for a month or more?
  84. tasted semen or pussy?
  85. been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp?
  86. accepted?
  87. had anal intercourse?
  88. been tested for V.D. due to reasonable suspicion?
  89. had V.D.?
  90. picked up a strange MOS for sexual purposes?
  91. engaged in group sex?
  92. engaged in sadism or masochism for sexual enjoyment?
  93. been propositioned by a member of the same sex?
  94. accepted?
  95. been fondled by a member of the same sex?
  96. been orally stimulated by a member of the same sex?
  97. committed incest?
  98. fondled a pre-pubescent MOS?
  99. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
  100. committed bestiality?

Now, add up your points and the result is your "Purity Percentage." (i.e. 37 points = 37% pure, 87 points = 87% pure)

Enuf of dat! Take me back to da index!

Email: lbalagta@ucalgary.ca