You want to slap the next person who says,
"Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."
You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
When out in public, you feel the urge to talk
to strange children and correct their behavior.
You can't have children of your own because
there is NO name you could give a child
that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure
the moment you heard it
Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question,
"Why is this kid like this?"
