A Girl Needs A Gun Like A Boy Needs A Girl
Lara knows that a girl should never be caught alone in the world without a gun. I mean, just take a look around at all those freaked out psychos running around, do you want to meet one of them in an alley without some fire-power?? I thought not. Fortunatly, Lara has quite a working knowledge with weapons and can recommend several guns to choose from, should you wish to stop being a victim and start becoming Lara-kewl. Now Lara is in no way advising you to go around killing random people, but should you find yourself in Costa Rica exploring Mayan ruins and some lamer Mercenaries come along and want to rob you of your newly Raided items, what are going to do,give in like some wimp in a brown leather jacket and slouch hat?? Or execute your best Lara backflip while clearing leather and unloading with your customized Berretta 93R? Hmmm.. tough choice, take a minute and think about it, say hi to Mickey and Malory while you are.....
Good, did you think it over? Lara doesn't support Mass Murderers or anything(although Goth-Lara is still undecided over the issue) but isn't Mallory just kewl? Ok, ok she may have a little white-trash thing going, but hey no one is perfect(except Lara) and besides don't you all wish you were as tough as her? I mean, can any of you throw down like she did in the bar, "How sexy am I now!". Not to mention she can handle a gun. Now who says there are no female role models out there, just look at all the kewl gals with guns...Dana, Lara, Mallory, we might even see more turn up in these pages. Stay tuned Cafe Patrons!
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