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Thoughts from The Nut House

These thoughts were compiled by Jessica Richard and Billie Jean Turner.

The other night, Billie Jean and I were watching the news with my mom. We heard about a guy who tried to rob an armored car. Billie Jean and I looked at each other and said "I can't believe this!" Then I gave her this look that said "Let's get nutty." She got the hint and we compiled this list:

The Ladder of Success for the Aspiring Career Criminal

• The kid at the bus stop's lunch money
• Your mom or dad's wallet
• Your friends' mom or dad's wallet
• The local conveience or grocery store
• The local daiquiri shop or liquor store
• The local Burger King or similar fast food hell
• The local Wal-Mart or similar retail outlet
• The local bank's ATM machine
• The local bank's teller-type-person
• The local bank's vault
• The armored car, preferably a Wells-Fargo Armored Car

This list begins in grade school and maps out the perferred route to career criminalism. Only persons that are considering this career should use this tool.

This is not to be taken seriously. This list was compiled by two incredibly sexy, teen-age nut cases that should be committed to an insane asylum. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!! At least not without parental supervision.

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