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THE REDNECK DICTIONARY
OF MEDICAL TERMS


CONFUSING SCIENTIFIC TERM EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND REDNECK DEFINITION!
BENIGN What you be after you be eight.
ARTERY The study of paintings.
BACTERIA The back door to the cafeteria.
BARIUM What the doctor does when the patient dies.
CESAREAN SECTION A neighbourhood in Rome.
CT-SCAN Searching for kitty.
CAUTERIZE Made eye contact with her.
COLIC A sheep dog.
COMA A punctuation mark.
D & C Where Washington is.
DILATE To live long.
ENEMA Not a friend.
FESTER Quicker than someone else.
GENITAL Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series World Series of military baseball.
HANGNAIL What you hang your coat on.
IMPOTENT Distinguished, well-known.
LABOUR PAIN Getting hurt at work.
MEDICAL STAFF An old doctor's cane.
MORBID A higher offer.
NITRATES Cheaper than day rates.
NODE I knew it.
OUT PATIENT A person who has fainted.
PAP SMEAR A fatherhood test.
PELVIS Second cousin to Elvis.
POST OPERATIVE A letter carrier.
RECOVERY ROOM Place to do upholstery.
RECTUM Dang near killed him!
SECRETION Hiding something.
TABLET A small table.
TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport.
TUMOR More than one.
URINE Opposite of "you're out".
VARICOSE Nearby.


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