CONFUSING SCIENTIFIC TERM | EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND REDNECK DEFINITION! |
BENIGN | What you be after you be eight. |
ARTERY | The study of paintings. |
BACTERIA | The back door to the cafeteria. |
BARIUM | What the doctor does when the patient dies. |
CESAREAN SECTION | A neighbourhood in Rome. |
CT-SCAN | Searching for kitty. |
CAUTERIZE | Made eye contact with her. |
COLIC | A sheep dog. |
COMA | A punctuation mark. |
D & C | Where Washington is. |
DILATE | To live long. |
ENEMA | Not a friend. |
FESTER | Quicker than someone else. |
GENITAL | Non-Jewish person. |
G.I. Series | World Series of military baseball. |
HANGNAIL | What you hang your coat on. |
IMPOTENT | Distinguished, well-known. |
LABOUR PAIN | Getting hurt at work. |
MEDICAL STAFF | An old doctor's cane. |
MORBID | A higher offer. |
NITRATES | Cheaper than day rates. |
NODE | I knew it. |
OUT PATIENT | A person who has fainted. |
PAP SMEAR | A fatherhood test. |
PELVIS | Second cousin to Elvis. |
POST OPERATIVE | A letter carrier. |
RECOVERY ROOM | Place to do upholstery. |
RECTUM | Dang near killed him! |
SECRETION | Hiding something. |
TABLET | A small table. |
TERMINAL ILLNESS | Getting sick at the airport. |
TUMOR | More than one. |
URINE | Opposite of "you're out". |
VARICOSE | Nearby. |