*October 2*: "Philosophy is that stuff written on bathroom walls..."
*October 3*: "When in doubt, cry."
*October 4*: "There's no place like home..."
*October 5*: "The more I'm scorned by man & child, I tend to think that Medea had a good idea."
*October 6*: "Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
*October 7*: "True knowledge comes through much suffering."
*October 8*: "Hell hath no fury as a sold-out Yankee scorned..."
*October 9*: "There's just something about that too-familiar voice...and everyone has one. Everyone knows what I mean if they think about it..."
*October 10*: "Anger is only one letter short of danger."
*October 11*: "If someone betrays you once, it's her fault; If she betrays you twice, it's your fault...and that is all I have to say about that."
*October 12*: "...perhaps forgiveness is the greatest virtue of them all..."
*October 13*: "Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
*October 14*: "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."
*October 15*: "Sometimes you just have to take what's in front of you..."
*October 16*: "All things broken can be mended."
*October 17*: "Some bonds don't break..."
*October 18*: "Feelings complicate things..."
*October 19*: "I wanna be a reptile when I grow up...then my hubby can devote his life to keeping me warm & alive."
*October 20*: "Sometimes the best comment is no comment at all."
*October 21*: "It's not whether or not you can SAY the words...it's whether or not you can live to take them back.."
*October 22*: "It's hard to do your best when you're trying not to hate yourself..."
*October 23*: "People may change but hearts remain constant..."
*October 24*: "He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all."
*October 25*: "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
*October 26*: "To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart."
*October 27*: "I'd rather break a thousand hearts than live one more day of self-deceit."
*October 28*: "The best way to get ahead in this world is to be born with one."
*October 29*: "Jello is better than pizza because pizza doesn't jiggle & can't be poured into cute molds."
*October 30*: "Don't pierce anything you can't cover..."
*October 31*: "I'm too superstitious to be afraid of anything."
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