Are You Bored?

If you're anything like me, you get REALLY bored in study halls and science classes and things. So, you can print this page out, and try some of the activities on it. I'm thinking about posting answers to this, so if you want to, you can email me your replies. Have fun!

Jokes

Only in America...
...do 24 hours stores have locks on the doors.
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
...do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
...do we leave cars worh thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well; "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".
...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Things to Think About

These are stupid little questions that don't have any practical use in the real world, but are kind of fun to answer anyway. Think hard before giving an answer.

What's your favorite color? Why?
What time of day do you like best? 
Which fits your personality best? 
     ex: midnight, noon, morning, evening, twilight, night, day, etc.
What is your favorite ancient element?
Which one fits your personality best?
     ex: fire, water, air, earth, wood, etc.
What animal best describes you? Why?
If you gave yourself a secret name, what would it be?
Try to remember all the imaginary friends you ever had.
Which are you more like- sorceror/sorceress, warrior, scholar, etc?
What kind of horse breed are you most like?
     ex: Belgian, Arabian, Thoroughbred, Morgan, War Steed, etc.
Which kind of cat represents you the best?
     ex: pampered=persian, bald=sphinx, etc.
Lookat the background, color, atmosphere etc. of these pictures. What do you feel and see?

Hope you had fun!

You are listening to the theme song to The Neverending Story.