Byte Me

OK. I consider myself a pretty nice, easy-going sort of person. I try not to ruin other people's day by being rude or obnoxious. But it really, really pisses me off when they don't return the favor. I mean, how hard is it to be civil, Rude People? For the love of humanity...and my sanity...try to spend one day with your head in the real world and not where you usually hide it. Yes, you know who you are. Anyways, that is my major annoyance. I have several others, being the good, neurotic, self-possessd person I am. What kind of an American would I be without a few neuroses? Banish the thought! Here are a few others. I hope you like them. Oh,and have a nice day....

Things That Ruin My Day

• The guy I like turns out to be gay...or married. Don't laugh..it's happened.
• The over-used words 'Like' and 'Y'know'. These words have no actual meaning. They are just there to annoy...like plaid suits.
• People who mix two plaids together because they think they match
• People who hate people.....in general.
• People with 12th Century predjudices. I can be friends with whoever I want.
• The words: 'Don't do that, honey. ___ is a man's job/game/whatever.' Thank you, ma'am, for lowering the glass ceiling a few more inches!
• When peole talk about me like I'm not even in the room. I hate that sooo much I can't legally put down what I want to say.
• Yo Tony! It's called a fire extinguisher. Invest in one, 'cause we're all feeling the heat.
• Rascism, Sexism, and basically every other 'ism' that there is. Life should not be governed by these pre-pakaged, moralistic cutouts of society. Now, I'm all preachy. Oh, well....
• Excuse me! Jesus Christ Superstar is not evil! And neither is RENT. If you judge things by societies preconcieved ideals of what is right and what is wrong, and not by your own standards, you will never be all that you could be. Just don't be holier-than-thou when it comes to my musicals! Grrr

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