No Odd Reason

(act)Posing

This band is the most wanted right now. They're wanted for being the biggest posers

in the world. Write them hate mail. On they're web site Brian, the fucking pussy ass

cunt face is posing as Deryck.

check out brian's new hair dues or whatever it says.

Cleavage

(band) Cleavage

(act)Kiddie Porn, Looking like Metallica meets Ben Harper, a list to long to explain.

Well it all started one day at the Opera House. We were playing with a band called Seial Joe. We also played with about six other bands that day. But for some odd reason we got the blame for stealing their tuners. We didn't even know they had tuners. From the concert it sounded like they didn't kow how to use them. About the kiddie porn. They like to go to kiddie porn sites. then print up the pictures and Save them in a photo album. We saw this when they invited us to a party. But we were shocked when we arrived at an old house and found out it was a funeral home. Nevertheless, we took off as fast as we could. Their fat guitarist I think his name was Chocolate Thunder, chased us. But we were to fast for him(wich isn't that fast). So if you see them and they invite you to a party, don't go!!!

MARK McADAM Evil_666

(band)None because he sucks shit and licks the balls of unsuspecting farm animals...

(act)FLOODING OUR GUESTBOOK, DICK

IVAN

(band)Sulpher

(act)theft

Stole 2 mics and 2 patch chords, after insisting to see in his bag, he then gave them up. But still took the chords.

SUPERNOVA CONCERT PROMOTERS

(act) Ripping Off Local Talent

They are the biggest scam's around never play a show for them. Names to remember JORDAN, ELLIOT, SANDY, and JEFF.