Former Band Members

Brandon Braud:
1st member removed from The Abandoned Nutsack. His suggestion of an album sung by Beavis got him removed. He did, however suggest the name "Three Mexicans And Andy" for the band, as well as a comedy album, "This Album Sucks." The comedy album never fell through, but the "Shit Stain Duo" was recorded as a direct result of his suggestion. Though he is no longer affiliated with the band, he did the most of the former members to support The Abandoned Nutsack. Recently, he broke his year-long silence about the band in a letter to No Name Maddox.

To whom it may concern,
I've recently been reflecting upon my decisions about leaving the band for a less prolific life of fun and parties. I've since noticed the web page and would like to throw my support back to the band. I'm not in a position to rejoin the band, though I probably wouldn't be welcomed anyhow. I would just like to state that since I've left, the band has made giant strides and is now a respectable group. I will try to stay in touch with band events.

Former Lead Guitarist,

Brandon Braud

Jay Richardson:
Did absolutely nothing in his short stay with the band. He was removed shortly after Braud because, "I wanna sing." Tried to weasel his way back in the band in December 1997, but that plan was axed. Still on friendly terms with the band.

Russell Williams:
Actually QUIT the band. Departed in early 1997 because of "too much profanity."

Prickboy:
This member did minor things to help the band. Participated in recordings of "I'm Gonna Get All Fat And Shit," "Waste Of Tape", "Ass Full Of Dick," and the Leadbelly cover "In The Pines." Departed from the band on April 17, 1998 at No Name Maddox and Johnny Skidmarks' requests.

Jim Shitter:
Departed April 25, 1998. The split was mutual. The Shit Stain Duo is no more. Shitter will receive credit for his work on Turn Your Head And Cough, but he did not participate in the Gubment Cheese sessions. Shitter was one of the original members of The Abandoned Nutsack and participated in the early works. He will be greatly missed.

The former bio on Shitter read like this:

Jim Shitter:
Keyboards/additional material
Influences: Marilyn Manson, R.E.M., Corn dogs, Goodfellas
Hobbies: Making pizza
Random Quote: "Good to go"
Musical Experience: None

Gizzly Addams

Musical differences separated him from the band. Has begun a project with Johnny Skidmarks. Former bio read like this:

God (Gizzly Addams):Drums
Influences: Metallica, Third Eye Blind, Aerosmith, Korn
Hobbies: Bourbon Street
Random Quote: "If my parents came back to life, then died again, that'd be some freaky shit!"
Musical Experience: Played drums in a few local bands

Johnny Skidmarks

Left for Omaha, Nebraska, December 29, 1999. Maddox's cohort, and partner in crime. The Sack will never be the same, but will continue on better and more emotional without him. The bio read like this:

Johnny Skidmarks:
Bass/occasional lyrics/fake drums/screamer/backup vocalist
Influences: Metallica, Acid Bath, ICP, failing classes, Aerosmith, "From Dusk Till Dawn", Scobie, rimshots
Hobbies: Stealing things, cutting self with dull razor, yelling nonsensical phrases, making fake rimshots.
Random Quote: "Lick and Like"
Musical Experience: Helped out father's band Ozone

We can only hope that this list will not grow.

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