To whom it may concern,
Former Lead Guitarist,
I've recently been reflecting upon my decisions about leaving the band
for a less prolific life of fun and parties. I've since noticed the web
page and would like to throw my support back to the band. I'm not in a
position to rejoin the band, though I probably wouldn't be welcomed anyhow.
I would just like to state that since I've left, the band has made giant
strides and is now a respectable group. I will try to stay in touch with
band events.
Brandon Braud
Jay Richardson:
Did absolutely nothing in his short stay with the band. He was removed shortly after Braud because, "I wanna sing." Tried to weasel his way back in the band in December 1997, but that plan was axed. Still on friendly terms with the band.
Russell Williams:
Actually QUIT the band. Departed in early 1997 because of "too much profanity."
Prickboy:
This member did minor things to help the band. Participated in recordings of "I'm Gonna Get All Fat And Shit," "Waste Of Tape", "Ass Full Of Dick," and the Leadbelly cover "In The Pines." Departed from the band on April 17, 1998 at No Name Maddox and Johnny Skidmarks' requests.
Jim Shitter:
Departed April 25, 1998. The split was mutual. The Shit Stain Duo is no more. Shitter will receive credit for his work on Turn Your Head And Cough, but he did not participate in the Gubment Cheese sessions. Shitter was one of the original members of The Abandoned Nutsack and participated in the early works. He will be greatly missed.
The former bio on Shitter read like this:
Gizzly Addams
Musical differences separated him from the band. Has begun a project with Johnny Skidmarks. Former bio read like this:
Johnny Skidmarks
Left for Omaha, Nebraska, December 29, 1999. Maddox's cohort, and partner in crime. The Sack will never be the same, but will continue on better and more emotional without him. The bio read like this:
Johnny Skidmarks:
Bass/occasional lyrics/fake drums/screamer/backup vocalist
Influences: Metallica, Acid Bath, ICP, failing classes, Aerosmith, "From Dusk Till Dawn", Scobie, rimshots
Hobbies: Stealing things, cutting self with dull razor, yelling nonsensical phrases, making fake rimshots.
Random Quote: "Lick and Like"
Musical Experience: Helped out father's band Ozone
We can only hope that this list will not grow.