Ladies and Gentlemen, it's here. That's right folks, the first ever and official homepage of The Abandoned Nutsack has arrived. Here we will explore the band and its members in depth. Accept no imitations people, this is the definitive word on The Abandoned Nutsack. We will also have an absurd amount of information on this talentless band from Loserville. This website is constantly under construction, so don't be surprised by major changes. Turn Your Head And Cough, Gubment Cheese, and Leggo My Halo are now available, go to the Album section to find out how to obtain a copy! Sounds from the album(s) are here, be sure to check them out! Links are here, and be sure to visit the ones one the homepage toward the bottom! So what the hell am I doing rambling on and depriving you of the knowledge you deserve? Enjoy!
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