1. Ass Full Of Dick
First song written/recorded for The Abandoned Nutsack (Jan. 97)
2. Crotch Crickets
Written shortly after AFOD.
3. Kill The Pope
First "serious" song written. (Feb. 97)
4. I Fucked The Virgin Mary
Done around time of "Kill The Pope" on TYHAC
5. Pedophilia
Same as 3, 4, recorded once or twice but discarded
6. Semen Gumbo
Again, 3, 4, on TYHAC
7. Shit Stain Duo
Improvised comedy bit inspired by rimshot comedian Henny Youngman. Possibly the silliest thing ever recorded by TANS.
8. Forbidden Planet
Uninspiring song written for TYHAC but never fell through, recorded in April 98
9. Rock 'n' Roll Raper
Like #8, completely bland, recorded in 4-97, but thrown out altogether.
10. The Whack Off Song
Instrumental song on keyboard.
11. I Ain't No Redneck
Written October-November 1997. Only song with actual guitar chords.
12. Shitcakes and Redbeans
An improvised song that later became one of my personal favorites written and recorded on January 3, 1998. Recorded a few times since.
13. I Wanna Be Your Midget
Written and recorded on January 4, 1998. Re-recorded 4/17/98.
14. Lick and Like
Song co-written by J. Skidmarks.
15. Untitled Instrumental Song
Recorded February 1998.
16. Scruffie's Dead
Computer cutups done in Feb 98, inspired by Belinda Morales.
17. Half-Breed
Improvised, recorded March 13, 1998.
18. Plethora
Featured on this page. Was "Untitled Song" same as 15.
19. Last Time I Vomited
First song written for Gubment Cheese.
20. Cumwad
J. Skidmarks solo work.
21. I'm Gonna Get All Fat And Shit
Old song idea, like #19, lyrics taken from actual dialogue from a friend of the band, Chad Bradley, done in March and April.
22. Fucked By An Angel
like #19, but in rough form. see #30. Slower song.
23. Swallowed My Tongue
Rehearsed in March, like 22.
24. I'm Not Stalking You
The only song written about a person in particular.
25. God Bless Incest
Nonsensical song written in April 98.
26. Waste Of Tape
Really awful song with guest appearances, 4-8-98
27. Gluesniffer
Song written in April 1998. Rehearsed a few times
28. Strawberry Urinal Cake
Song recorded in high pitch, April 1998.
29. Burning Down The Church
Again, a song written earlier in 1998.
30. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Hell
This songs lyrics later became #22, May 1998.
31. Sesame Street
Done twice on May 15, 1998.
32. Tommy Girl
Done in late May, similar to #24.
33. Some Guy's Ass
Pro-homosexual song done in June 1998.
34. Public Masturbaton
Another ad-libbed song. June 1998.
35. Fuck That Shit Up
Very odd song, thought up by both Maddox and Skidmarks, recorded by Skidmarks only.
36. Busted Bladder
Much like above, very silly, ad-libbed and rough
37. Julio
Quite possibly the dumbest song ever, 7-23-98
38. Yellow Snow
Written in Late July, done on 8-5-98
39. Suck My Own Dick
Written and recorded on 8-5-98
40. Wiping My Ass
Similar to #39
41. Fucking The Blowdoll
See above
42. On Your Chin Motherfucker
Done on 8-8-98, anthemic song written by both Maddox and Skidmarks
43. Corn In My Shit
Written in mid-July, this song was the first ever collaboration of Maddox, Skidmarks, and Prickboy.
44. Whacking Off While Taking A Dump
Will be on 3rd album. Features Holyman. Recorded once solo by Maddox in October. Same lyrics as 40 plus more.
45. I Caught Jesus Masturbating
Extremely offensive song about Jesus caressing his penis. October 98.
46. God Is On Sale
Song written in October, recorded November 6 and Christmas night 1998.
47. Negative Attitude
Catchy song, same as above
48. Fall Into The Sack
Anthemic song, written 10-98, done 12-25-98
49. Boogers
Ridiculous song recorded 12-25-98
50. Purple Heart
Very new song, done in February 1999.
1. White Trash (Tony Wiggins version)
Cover of the Marilyn Manson song done in March 1997
2. Angel With The Scabbed Wings
Hilarious acoustic version of the Marilyn Manson song, Summer 1997
3. A Piece In Your Heart
Charles Manson song done a few times in December 97/January 98
4. Big Cheese
Nirvana song done around same time as #3
5. Something In The Way
Like above, mixed together with several layers of vocal, not too terrible
6. Beeswax
As 4, 5, but done only once. Absolutely dreadful
7. You Ain't Funny In The Least Bit
The only Merek And Derissa song ever attempted by The Abandoned Nutsack, February 1998
8. In The Pines
Leadbelly song done with Prickboy in April 1998
9. Sesame Street
The Nutsack goes kiddy in May 1998
10. Summertime Blues
Jammed on during 7/23/98 session
11. Louie Louie
Exactly like #10
12. Boney Maroni
Like above
13. Tom Dooley
Folk song covered in the 7-23-98 session, not recorded
14. Come Together
Short cover of the Beatles song, recorded 8-8-98
15. Hold On, I'm Comin'
Sam and Dave song, like above
16. Sweet Emotion
Aerosmith song, like 14&15