welcome to version five point oh, 100% original, all-fat substitute, accept no imitation! this is brand new as of august 24, 2001. i'm working on a new layout, i promise. it's 2002, i know i'm lazy, but i'll get it done. it's a bit complicated. i need dreamweaver. yeah. anyway- even if this site looks like it never changes, read the diary. sometimes i actually write. if this is your first time visiting, page info is [here.]
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