Here it is!
Proof that I was a Labyrinthian from a very young age.
Yes, that's me. TBF. This picture is of me in a *ahem*
peach tree at age three. Age three in 1986. 1986, the year that Labyrinth came out in the theatres.
And now:

Proof that I was Labyrinthine from the very beginning
(heh heh heh)