Simpsons Quotes

Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that.....building.......thingy, where our beds and tv.................is."


Homer: "All right, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me. So just get me trough this exam and I can go back killing you slowly with beer."
Homer's brain: "DEAL !"


Homer: "Aww... 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's brain: "20 dollars can buy many peanuts!"
Homer: "Explain how!"
Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
Homer: "Woo hoo!"


Homer: "When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy."


Homer: "To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders."
Homer's brain : "I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and..."
Homer: "The Springfield River!"


HOMER to Grandpa: We'll put you in a home
GRANDPA: But you already put me in a home
HOMER: Okay, we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes
GRANDPA: I'll be good


MARGE: Bart looks different
HOMER: New glasses?
MARGE: He looks disturbed
HOMER: Probably misses his old galsses


HOMER (attemptong to impersonate Mr. Burns):Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter waiting for me.
POSTOFFICE GUY: okay, Mr. Burns - what's your first name?
HOMER: I don't know


Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?


When Lisa is reading the list of things Homer wants his group to accomplish:
Lisa : "... World domination???!!!"
Homer : "Oops! That must be a mistake."
Brain to Homer : "Mental note -- the girl knows too much."

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