Useful Work Phrases
I can only please one person per day. Today is
not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If
they aren't there the first time, chances are you
won't be needing them again.
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question,
"How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
I used to have a job where I worked 40 hours a week.
Life was easy,and I had time for people.
Then in August, my job became a 60 hour a week job.
And, it is one surprise after another. Does anyone else agree?
By,
Cheyenne
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