Welcome to our imaginary church. The basic beliefs of this church are made by you, the follower.

Our only rule is:

Do the RIGHT thing.

We follow many of the same traditions as other web churches. The only difference is that we do not want your money.

Peace and Love are the Golden Rules!

Rev. Ike Swaggart, DD.
Founder, President, Pastor, Saint, and Pope.

We NOW OFFER ORDINATION for our members. To be ordained by another church,
go to Yahoo, and type this into the search engine.

'Become an Ordained Minister'.

There should be several groups that will be glad to ordain you and your pet monkey for free. Some others may require a fee, just watch the collection plates coming for you! We offer our service for free, unlike these others.

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