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The Board of Regents of Gesellschaft University by virtue of the power and authority vested in themselves by themselves,does hereby confer upon

the totally worthless Certificate of

Tobacco Chewer

with all rights, honors, privileges and liabilities thereto.

On this 10th day of March, 2000.

Dr. Robert J. Jester III
President

Dr. Bubba T. Dilford
Dean of Redneck Studies