I served the only thing a cheap person like I am would serve. I had one of those party trays from Chick-fil-a catered. Everyone likes that place. To add some semblance of class I picked up a vegetable platter from Publix. Maybe a fruit and cheese platter too, but I’m not sure how much all of this is. While there, I bought several bottles of cheap, yet enjoyable wine. This serves two very important purposes: making my guest think the food tastes good and people who have been drinking are far more interesting than sober people are. Under the influence of alcohol, my guests would hopefully be encouraged to have a very heated argument and give me something interesting to write about.

They sat wherever they wanted to. I like circular tables with glass tops best so if I had a table at all everyone would be in a nice circle to start with. They make for better conversations and you can't stick gum under them without someone noticing immediately. At my imaginary table everyone could see each other easily and being that it’s a smaller table, everyone was close to one another. No decorative center pieces in the middle due to the fact that the table would more than likely be crowded with food and it’s annoying to talk around an oversized flower arrangement. The lights have to be dimmed so my guests hopefully cannot tell that all of my dishes are plastic.