Patricia

From what I hear, Patricia used to be a lot nicer to be around. She was still boring and had problems dressing well, but she wasn't bitter. Actually, she was married at one point. Then about 3 years ago her husband, Jack (who was as boring and poorly dressed as his wife), got a job as a Professor at a college in Florida. It didn't take long for him to fall for some anorexic blonde in one of his classes. He left Patricia heartbroken and bitter, but Jack received his payback when his blonde chick left him... after she had taken and recieved A's in all of the classes he taught. When she left him, Jack of course came crawling back to Patricia full of apologies. She still loved Jack, but she couldn't trust him anymore. So she did the only logical thing: told him to rot in hell. Ever since then she has been miserable and has no social life. In short, Patricia is sexually fusterated and has become a nasty man-hater. Not that she doesn't have a good reason to be that way; however, there comes a time when one has to worry about their own sanity. And there comes a time when one just needs to get laid.