When I was a wee lad, I remember that the Beach Boys came up with a record called "California Girls", or I wish they could all be California Girls or sumptin.   When I enlisted in the US Air Force back in 69, my first duty assignment was Sacramento California.  I couldn't wait to get there in Sacramento to check out these girls. I called my daddy as soon as I got my orders for California. I was using the pay phone just outside the dormitory style Barracks at Lackland AFB, Texas.  Daddy said, "You are going to love California, because all the women are women and most of the men are too."

From what I see in all these videos lately he must a been close to being right. It seems from these videos that most of these California girls are lisbians.  If I get to come back to life again I think I want to be a woman and be a California lisbian.   I mean they really seem to be having a great time.  In these movies they always seem to be making it with other women on the floor, in bed, against the sink, and on horseback. Sometimes they may be with another single woman, or sometimes they have these groups of women, maybe 12 all slithering around on the floor.  Guess what, they are naked.  Just slithering around on the floor.

Once in a blue moon, they will bring in a man to slither with them.  They will tease him unmercifully and make it very hard form him. Maybe tie him up and beat him with these whips while they are wearing black masks like the Lone Ranger and Tonto.  They got on these leather clothes, that must make you sweat and smell like yesterdays jock strap, but they are all smiling.

I hate to watch these kind of movies; I think they are disgusting.  It takes me a long time to get to see the whole movie.  Well this page touches on the lifestyles of the rich and famous.

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