"You really wanted to talk to me, didn't you? Practically broke down the door!"

"Hoggle! Now's not the time to be playing shadow puppets!"

"Hoggle! You nasty little cheat!"

"Hoggle this must be the hundreth time I've said your name in this annoying voice!"

Jareth should have known better than to leave his bathroom door open while showering....

"Now if only I had something to throw... say this piece of soap here...."

"Which should we choose out of these two ugly characters?"

Hving a ring through your mouth is NOTHING, I know someone who has one through their....