Playlist and two sentence summary
1.Space Oddity. Tense. Bowie with a bright red quiff
2.John I’m Only Dancing. Grainy. Bowie with lots of green eyeshadow
3.The Jean Genie. Enthusiastic. Nice shot of Bowie with choker and no shirt
4.Life on Mars. Moody. Bowie with lots of blue eyeshadow and weird eye action
5.Be My Wife. Retro Bowie! Cute as a button
6.Heroes. Bowie in need of a good feed. Stare and wonder what the lighting man was on
7.Boys Keep Swinging. Controversial. Bowie as very unattractive women
8.Look Back in Anger. Arty. Bowie getting splattered with paint
9.DJ Angry. Bowie in bad pink suit goes nuts
10.Ashes to Ashes. For the ones of us that need a shrink: Bowie looking sexy in a padded cell. For the ones of us who need to chill out: imagine Samatha Mumba getting squashed by the bulldozer
11.Fashion. Clever. Bowie looking erm, unfashionable
12.Wild is the Wind. Melancholic. Forlorn Bowie with cutely swept hair and long lashes
13.Lets Dance. Filmed in Australia, spot the cliches! Sheep truck … desert …Harbour bridge….pub …native Australians … could spawn a good car trip game.
14.China Girl. Bowie sticking his tongue down some poor girl’s throat. Did I say poor?
15.Modern Love. Serious Moonlight Live Bowie. Wtach out for crazy audience members.
16.Blue Jean. Screamin' Lord Byron. Genie Bowie in a Bottle
17.Loving the Alien. What the? Multicoloured Bowie
18.Dancing in the Street. Corny! More dance magic from Bowie with help from Mick Jagger
19.Absolute Beginners. Romantic. Bowie chasing a zebra-girl.
20.Underground. Clever. Bowie takes the Labyrinth challenge.
21.As the World Falls Down Beautiful. Bowie as a 50's crooner
22.Day In Day Out Bowie rollerskating through urban decay of society. Bowie looking extremely sexy at the same time.
23.Time Will Crawl Bowie in dance rehersals for Glass Spider. Very bad.
14. Never Let me Down Bowie plays dirty dancing compere and gets the prettiest girl in the whole room (don't get too green eyed, she's only about 6)
25.Fame 90 Bowie with some skinny model type *makes unpleasant face*. Bowie probably needing to expand his dating range
