IMMORTAL TERRORIST DECEASED
by Samantha Kirley
Immortal Crandal Hermand was found beheaded in a San Francisco back alley yesterday morning. Hermand had a history of leaving bombs in
buildings housing foreign ambassadors or hosting the peace talks. Thankfully, most of the bombs were found before they could do any
damage.
His sword, an English Broadsword, was not found with the body, but two blocks away hidden in a trash bin. The blood on it is now being
tested. The suspect is believed to be Immortal Nancy Neason. The President of Earth made it clear in an address yesterday afternoon that no
charges will be pressed. She has done Earth a great service by getting rid of this terrorist.
When interviewed, the head of the San Francisco Police Department said, “Even though I disapprove of the ways of Immortals, I’m glad some
of them are on our side.”
